HOW TO FIGHT

[GibsonGuitar66]

0:07 EPIC NOSE PICK

[mangoman204]

wtf fat baby

[Emmie7587]

cutest thing ive ever seen!

[22Andrewchick]

Best Actress in a Leading Role!!!

[MediocreMichael]

That baby looks pregnant.

[MrSoccer209]

This is a joke, right??

[StephanieLove420]

I actually thought this was a real video... Until the baby ninja showed up -.-

[yianni107]

0mfg he s000000000000000000000000000 cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­utttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!@#!!­$#@!$@!$#!@ <3

[PsychoGypsie]

0:58 That kid is a G! won't give up that knife for nothin'! :P funny video

[101Tektonik]

poor kid



[masajhn]

0:07 lol replay

[95soccerrocks]

The kid has a knife this is interesting!

[MultiFANTOOM]

HAHAAHAHHAH powerfull :D

[supericeman2001]

Or u could twist his hand to disarm the knife or break his wrist.

[DarrenZugi]

omg hahahahahah cute children

[aznsoulja1995]

Look at that babys beer belly!

[logltr00]

Shit

[TheSmex69]

i mean 2:19 sry



[TheSmex69]

go to 2:21 uh-oh lol or go to 0:28 and 0:36 and 0:54 lol



[TheSmex69]

did he pick his noise wtf like if you saw it............or like if you didnt

[jaguarman927]

@TheSm

[GUMMRUCHK]

I laughed so hard when the "ATTACKER" come on screen

[marleykaya15]

I feel bad for the kid.

[adrimen111]

Lol yes at 2.08 the baby is like wtf

[pureangels101]

go to 0.08 hes picking his nose

[wiktiktik]

I really hope this is a joke or I'll die

[lilsahwtay101]

WTFFFF IS UP WITH THE BABY ?! XD

[ahmadguitar87]

899,486 don't know how to fight, yup i'm included too

[bren12345100]

The poor child you nooooooooooob!

[nethergoat414]

what if my opponent if over 4 years old.



[Germosen8477]

He was picking his bogers x)

[Drakk117]

lol



[BigBoss32897]

Kid napped

[drekoolboy]

uhooooooooooo

[airsoftsmackthewall]

7-nosepik

19-in da mouth

[ronald13245]

thanks chuck norris

[Sutt02]

i cant tell if this is what u actually should do or just a joke

[rahulpadron]

can there be more bullshit than this ****

[maori500]

hahaaha i love how hes takes it out her hand

[macc55cc]

Those are actually good ideas

[KobraKai2]

This video is BRILLIANT!!!!!

[cornillious7]

child abuse. ha just kidding but this is really funny

[jagaarj]

ooh oooh.. :)

[1701Fahed]

I think a punch in the nose is the best shit ever.

[slayer300012]

@1701Fahed haha of course, it hurts as hell getting a straight punch in the nose, thats why you'd have to dodge, or block with your fists, xD

[l3urns1]

i'm not afraid of 2 year olds anymore, thanks

[Bigctfc]

2:08 the kids like "what the fuck..."

[sedgyify]

this is the worst advice i have ever heard if your gonna listen too this you might as well just punch your attacker in the face.

[megadan12channel]

because every robber is 2

[MrBunnyslaya037]

If i had the gun the gun i wouldnt of had to do any of those things. I carry a gun, fuck liberals.

[Gnominating]

i've learned those moves. I am invincible now!

[MichaelMravic]

he picked his nose!!!

[curt4647]

LMAO I was not expecting a toddler to walk out LMFAO DYING

[rezaakhlaghi10]

2:10 hehehe

[kenkenntheglicher]

wtf is that ass hole that is not fighting and u gay

[Joecool766]

awesome

[Ollcox]

@pointlessfailure LMAO!!!

[vinmaster25]

hahah very funny

[battleborn1999]

your a dick man that was deep to dress a kid up like dat you asshole

[doughnutboy99]

Cute girl :p but try to get a grown person please

[MissTweetySwaggxx]

Did he just pick his nose? tf

[ArmanStudios]

that kid does not want me to defend myself no more

[GRAPHOSPHY]

lol kid

[nomad11119]

what if my attacker is not 3-4 what do i do then?

[ColossalOcean]

that is so cute. little baby dressed as a ninja with its belly sticking out

[jumpman23126]

uh-oh i dropped the gun, now how will i kill you?

[sk8JPS]

The first 10 seconds I was impressed. This man dug his nose

[halabijunior]

NO COMMENT !

[DKdudon]

Hilarious.. Cute kid too..

[VPotato04]

well its easy when the person is a baby...

[KnightWing117]

UH-OH! :)

[CarlosH1996NL]

I don't think that are good ideas xD

[MegaPidgeotto]

He aped the little girl



[Torca123]

EPIC FAT KID

[MysteryTwoMens]

This guy is troubled hahbbahbaaqda :F

[MegaFreshFood]

I was attacked by a guy armed with a gun I hit his gun down and he got me in the balls

[Nestle360]

what if u say i dont want any trouble and he still shoots u

[UGTxPROductions]

nice nose pick

[simstorm1999]

Awwwww ,shes soo cute

[preevin27]

lmao why is he beating justin bieber up????

[Tube18Sam]

Child Abuse..

[HMSTroll]

Is that Chuck Norris?

[JordynAS]

*stores booger in eyebrow*

[111asfand]

the child is so cute at 1:28

[SweetDFilms]

WHY A CHILD?!SOMEONE CALL CPS!

[llirik360soep]

i like when the kid smiles and says uh-oh

[llirik360soep]

the kid looks like its gonna cry

[llirik360soep]

poor kid. i thought a grown man would come.

[101camren]

lol epic nose pick at 0:07

[101camren]

lol (')_(') at 2:05

[Jorc81]

Props for picking your nose within the first 10 minutes of the video.

[MegaFreshFood]

wtf this guy can't beat a baby how is he supposed to beat a big guy?

[fastkillmmmm]

hahaha....good one ! what if she vomits on you ?

[LivingNonChalantly]

lmaooooo her expression at 2.05 is priceless

[WeAreProstitutes1r]

LOL!!!

[dburnn]

I love the douche bags who comment! "you don't even know what your talking about" "None of these tips are useful" "I used to fuck faggots like that in prison" (btw you used to fuck fags?) "dur dur dur"

[jissyk1111]

OMGGGGG SO CUTE HAHHAA

[yaoamega4329]

UHH OHHH

[teknokrat1]

this guy should open a school.

[daventits619]

lol watch it at 2:20

[daventits619]

lol " uh ohh..."

[Mysticalili]

cute! ^.^

[MegaRobin8]

damn! you fight against a little girl !!! :D

[pointlessfailure]

I could have used this 2 weeks ago when a toddler robbed me at gun point! Got everything, my phone, my wallet, even stole my car....Left me a broken and shatter man.

[DamianKenny8]

@pointlessfailure the todler probably couldnt even aim the thing

[G13loumis]

@pointlessfailure i would believe you if you mentioned the car first

[MAB9413]

uh ooooooh! lol

[PorridgeStall]

Watch from 2:05 onwards, without any knowledge of the context.

[FBODxAsSaSsIn]

1:25 kid thinking "if only this was real..."

[ELzAGemini]

Use an adult!

[dancabrera29]

Uh-oh! Laughed so hard!!

[FALLENX4]

Ha poor girl

[ZJACORBINAS]

this is so cool haha

[MrSkullxd]

the kid is fat

[R0S3NR0T10]

0:08 LOL

[toradoraization]

uh oh

[felicdbest]

Baby sitter Faill ;PP



[superchickenbob]

I didn't know adam tought fighting

[birdman9929]

A little girl really?? Wow

[biglukasabc]

child abuse

[Portchret]

mate way to fight is put al ur concentration to the attacker and defned urself i done this before with in seconds wait for the attacker to make his move u stand back dodge same time and make ur move asap you use ur heal as hard as possible to kick in the hip and back of the leg behind the thigh dam hurts

[EmperrorBaka]

None of these tricks you show is any useful in a fight.

You'll end up getting stabbed, and dude, against a gun? Why anyone use a gun while in close combat? they would obviously stand too far away for you to even get their hand -.-

Btw, get a friend to humilate, instead of goddamn baby -.-

[billybongthorton666]

nose into the brain is a myth

karate chopping someones hand isn't going to do shit

the gun techniques are a good way to get shot

I used to fuck faggots like that in prison

[Azatdawn]

@billybongthorton666 You used to fuck faggots? Wouldn't that make you a faggot, too? You guys with your homophobic slurs never cease to not make sense.

Anyway, this video is obviously meant very seriously and tries to honestly educate on fighting techniques.

[razmuuz]

@billybongthorton666 real cool buddy!

[NateEscape]

Fuck that was funny

[destructor911911]

-.-

[DrGiggles101]

close your eyes and listen through 2:05 - 2:20

[lecherocaca]

someone help her please

[thecrazyman4456]

@lastpictures hay I am a very famous raper could you bring you little kid to my house so I can shove my dick up he/she ass

[daisytrap]

love the little kid <3 the dudes like banging the hand for like 30 seconds then he like finally pries the gun out of the kids hand :P

[CelestialViolette]

epic

[lighty678]

is it just me or did he just pick his nose and put the bugger on his eyebrow

[THAYMI1]

lmao he picked it and flicked it

[missblissxe]

Sophie can walk, and is officially the cutest!

[sirsikesalot]

If I try this and it doesn't work and then I do.. i'm blaming it on you.

[jasee1227]

i dissagree with the gun thing dont fucking do that if someone wants money do that if your in a situation here u cant give the attacker what they want 68 dollars is not worth u or your attackers life

[jlafara90]

you dont have a clue of what you are talking about.. I hope you never get into a life threatening situation.. I dont think it will turn out well for you lol

[Kitkat08796]

Is that...your child?....whoa....

[Kriskazam]

This video is too cute

[XoD95]

:D:D LoL

[stephanieaurora]

like how you picked your nose in the beginning -.-

[Super2bAs]

Uh oh

[wtcatcher2828]

nobody wins with a headbut..



[bentleybroz]

awwwwww

[MrUnladenswallow]

im ready

[krissycupcakeful]

CUTE

[luislol123]

EPIC NOSE PICK

[rockxhero]

why is he messing with his nose on camera?! The guy touches his face alot! There's no way the gun will fire either once it lands from being not being knocked out of their hand. just like you can't be cut trying to karate chop the hand holding the knife.

I also thought it was a good idea to leave both hands in the air leaving your chest exposed while avoiding the knife.

[kongpao2]

thanks man this was really helpful

[tokayohlza]

that baby is sooo cute

[thegamerpro12]

I love how he took the gun out the babies hand with his finger....

[treyniles]

I wanna see him try that on black people

[aCompendium]

The people who are commenting on this video obviously don't get how hilarious it is.

[remy3315]

how stupid can this guy be

[laiton12]

uh ohhhhhhhh

[zeipooh]

he need to stop picking in his nose in get a bigger shirrt on the baby

[Epicfilms4]

The kid is like what the fuck...

[123Unicornfart]

@0:09 nice

[metalsquirrelgamer]

so even babies carry knifes nowadays.

Shame what this world is becoming.

[media4host]

hhahahahaha she's so cute ^_^

[MW2ITSFUNNY]

cool lol

[fball90]

hilarious

[MrRubberduckiejoe]

Lmao last scene was a Fail...when his pistol wouldnt drop!!

[elijahjordan23]

litle kid wooooww

[farizzal]

THIS IS SO HILARIOUS LOL THE LITTLE KID

[239428954]

mmmm wouldnt try a few of them but ok

[desertman236]

THANK YOU

[rbbiero]

he put snot in his eye brow

[Therukh999]

Complete Nutjob, good advise though

[MrGulda]

you sucks like my ass

[ilovelaurafrutos]

i kick ball

[imthemasteratbod8]

i loved it



[Imallsnow]

Alot of you are idiots this is a fake parody video

[Imallsnow]

hE FOUGHT LIKE A MANANGER

[ttstpat]

funny how people r still wondering after watching if this movie was a joke! LOL

[OFFICIALJONNYD]

2:08 The Kid is like "whats going on??"