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  • In case Al isn't able to make a living just off of youtube video's he alway's has a good chance of being the next weird Al Yankovic!!

  • 1:00 Is that really.....NOTCH? :O

  • remix this!

  • I favorited this video just to hear al sing.

  • lol Alchestbreach really knows how 2 rap!! :]

  • »»───(knee)───►

  • @DingDOOful »»───(chest)───►

  • @foulmothranger I read that anfd my chest started to hurt XD :P

  • @foulmothranger »»───(nipples)───►

  • My names joe and i dont wear a shirt! i look at the girls andi make them squirt!

  • "piggy madiggy piggy madance look at you TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS!!!" hahahaha lmao

  • TURKEY

  • or a pig race

  • you should make a rap video for any of the games you do that would be funny

  • Cat On sever ! Piggey miggey diggey piggey mc dance turkey turkey turkey

  • I GOt apples for you son eat those FUCKING apples son !

  • 0:54 rage face

  • did u just free style

  • Does Minecraft have mic's on it?

  • FUUUUCK!!@! I was laughing so hard I accidently clicked the disslike button! please forgive me ;0

  • al dos the best rap in the world

  • I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one

  • Alchestbreach ive ment paladinvoci and twar on a minecraft server and ive been wondering if i can hang out with you guys.

  • hahahahhahahaahahaa

  • where is the download link?

  • lol nice

  • I wanna have a song for this! Without everyone else talking lol

  • I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A CAT ATE ONE HIT ME !

  • "i took my cape off and my beard i shave it.......WHAT?" good ending

  • i've watched this for like 3 hours strait now and i still laugh

  • "...I look at the girls and make them squirt." - AlChestBreach

  • Relax everyone. Al always pulls through!!!

  • Totally my new ringtone

  • WHERE IS THE NEW VID DICKFACEMCGEE

  • YOU LIE! *throws shoe*

  • NEW VID NOW

  • Ahhh ya in like 15 minutes its not gonna be tomorrow any more sooo ya u said it was done i dont think its really nessacary to eait until midnight so ya chop chop

  • I'm gonna go watch porn, when I get back, there'd better be a new vid. Lol

  • I will wait until 2 a.m. for Al's next New Vegas vid! He never lies :p

  • um no vid yet??????????

  • Alchestbreach uploads VERY late at night most of the time.

  • the song sounds like 99 problems and that Song From the club in sly 2 

  • Liar

  • i is sad and dissapoint

  • really al WTF whats up ive beeb bored i have nothing on youtube to watch

  • You lied your a bad man very bad man

  • How high were you?

  • I look at the girls and I make em squirt ROFL

  • 0:30

  • WTF U LIED :d BREACH

  • WHERE MY FUCKIN VIDEO ASSHOLE

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  • HEY AL WHERES MY MON... I MEAN VIDEO.

  • Was that seriously Notch?

    Anyway's that was seriously funny. You should make more Battle Raps.

  • and more minecraft multyplayer

  • wheres my video dude ya dont have it up

  • jhcxlkjfklsadnlkjvndsan make a video wjfqewhyg;qklghiupqwhfpijadsp

  • make more Cat Tales too

  • IT'S TOMORROW WHORE!

  • well...........it's tomorrow. hurry up whore lol

  • faster! we love your fallout videos!! <3 peace!

  • OMG that was hilarious u should make a longer version LMAO!!!

  • You Better Bring On The Vid Or I Will Be Breakin Some Knee Caps!

  • LIE'S!! i call shananagins chester the rabit will here about this

  • I here you have adventure problems, I feel bad for you son, I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one

  • :troll:

    

  • Oh he forgot to mention that tomorrow is a day more in moon time

  • its tomorrow al wheres your vid?

  • Sorry Al:3

  • im a whore and im soo ofended

  • Where is the vid Al will it be another broken promise?!?!

  • And this is why I love Al XDXDXD

  • H̪̻͗̂ͭ͗̉̎ͩͧ̕͡E̫͎͇̙̮̪͊ͫͮ̊̑ͥ̈ͭ ̵̣̱̑ͦ̔̀̓C̠̣͕̳̥̭̜͗̕͜ͅO̧̰͈͔̍͗̈͆̌­­­̙̼̩̮Ṃ̢͇̟ͨ̑͛͗ͥ̚͠Ẻ̱̻͎͓͓̌͛͒͡͞­S­̑­̼̭͕̻͉̥̾͐͋̃̍̇͘͝ ......i just though i put that here

  • Al, I got 99 problems but I'd 98 if you released a new vid

  • Vid !?

  • got 99 problems BUT STEVE AINT ONE HIT ME!!!!!!!!

  • OK IT'S TOMORROW YOU WHORE!.......... Ughhhh I can't stay mad at you.

  • HAY AL, I NO SEE VIDEOR 2dAy.

    MY CALCIUM INTAKE IS THEREFORE LACKING.

    Y AL? YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

    :D

  • Paladinv0ci ruined this video, but then Al saved it again

  • Omg lol "You call this my pencil" "I call it my cock" lol!

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  • The one who thinks that Al doesnt make sense is the one who doesn't make sense, understood?

  • al thank you so much for making all the vids u do they are awsome u are by far the best utuber that ever lived

  • i dont remember doing acid today

  • Dammit Al you gave me a spoilers to the 3rd episode. XD

  • best video to date

  • for calling me a whore i might unsubscribe

  • @thegodofcheese1 you know you wont  :D

  • @thegodofcheese1 He calls us whores not here.But in other videos.Like sly calls me homie.Or pbat with champ.Alcheastbreach calls Us whores

  • If you're having bow problems i feel bad for you son.I got 99 arrows because my knee took one.hit me!!

  • @GhostNappaable *bows* Epic comment is epic.

  • @GhostNappaable "If you having adventure problems I feel bad for you son...

    Ive doged 99 arrows but my knee took one"

  • @DepressioDeviny No . I used to be an adventurer .Like you then i took an arrow in the knee

  • @GhostNappaable Did it look this? »»───knee───►

  • I'm just doing it to get into art school!

  • put this on tunes

  • I fucking love this....It needs to be a song on the radio.

  • AlChestBreach: making girls squirt since.....Forever!

  • man buddeh,ur voice sounds so different compared to Skype! ....anyway..u is meh sexy man,miss u! XP <3

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  • al won

  • Epic Rap Battles of history!

    Alchestbreach vs. Paladinv0ci

  • @zvsummrbucketlist Noo i just mute Paladinvoci

  • @zvsummrbucketlist Al would win SO HARD though, not even a battle, didn't you learn how good of a rapper Al was based on this video? He'll go down inhistory like Tupac and Biggie.

  • @zvsummrbucketlist AlChestBreach would win

  • hey AlChestBreach you should try apb on steam it has gotten way better and you can sync g1 and steam 1 more thing its now a over the shoulder shooter and the guns are looking better there even more powerful

  • you were rapping better than jay-z

  • ROFL

  • XDDD

  • >you will never be in a alchestbreach video and he will never do a mod you sugest ;-;

  • @your3rdfriend

    I'm pretty sure it's Skyrim iron armor.

  • Al, Are you dressed as the prostitute outfit from FNV???

  • Im downloding APB reloaded right now, not sure if it will be good... any chestbreach fans want to join me? its free!

  • The Whores have chilled out...Im sorry they get out of hand sometimes

  • @savvyjac Sorry, sometimes I can't control myself :(

  • i was watching this vid when the commercial came on

  • @ThEmanSniper what commercial?

  • I got 99 problems and my dick ain't one. LuLz you're great.

  • sir im not a Whore!!! im a slut

  • Duude Al just makes great just random shit songs its funny

  • Eat those apples AL!

  • Bullshit

  • Do Mod Spotlight in MC Al i like when ur playing MC :)

  • Never shave your beard

  • you need to make an album with this, chester the squirrel, etc.

  • omg cookes

  • 0:35 Best line in history.

  • O.o !!!BAD KITTY!!!

  • i got 99 problems and his voice ain't one of 'em

  • Where's the throne for Jeb?

    

  • Indiana jones mod!!!!

  • Al can you add me on steam

  • Were you really playing with Notch?

  • @IooCMGooI yea Al knows a guy from Mojang

  • @PaladinV0ci bad kitty

  • funny hey al its my birth day tommorow and it was the day i be came a dibetice and and would be nice if that for me

  • He has steam but he has to add you you can't add him I know I did it you can't add him

  • Als friends make me laghf more than he does

  • @johnyrogersrage dont say things like that :C

  • Is twar quer

  • Al if you like fallout try out rage

  • Had a musicgasm

  • Epic

    

  • Have you ever seen a cat rap?....

  • Al, you gotta make more minecraft video's with these guys! It never ceases to make me laugh!

  • Pure AMAZING!!! 99 problems but a chestbreah song aint one! XD

  • Amnesia?

  • Lmao best minecraft video ever!

  • Yes, YES! Epic rap skills.

  • hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm smells funny in here

  • more minecraft please

  • @AlChestBreach

    Honestly, I didn't expect such a positive response to such a rude comment I posted, but thank you for your generosity.

  • More skyrim.

  • Comic genius Al, comic genius!

  • That's the best song I ever heard

  • Skryim???

  • were you playing with the real Notch????

  • I once had an arrow but then I shot it at some guard's knee

  • what normal song? 

  • ya really put it on itunes i want it as my ring tone lmfao...i litterally watched this 25 times lmfao

  • Did........did i just smoke crack?

    if i were a record producer i would

    produce you al.

    oh wait.

  • put it on ITUNES

    

  • @AlChestBreach Hey Al! You should play Minecraft with me some time :3

  • so man damn responses to the arrow to the knee joke i just commented

  • i watch all of als videos but this made no sense and was kinda lame (no offence al or any1 else on this video).

  • @DreadnoughtD01 If you watched all of his vids you'de understand that they don't need to make sense.

  • @CrimiinalMiinded i guess they don't lol :-)

  • That was the single greatest rap of all time

  • Do skyrim mods there are alot already out

  • I didn't agree to be on this

  • @twar97

    Whore!

  • @MrRTWVideos

    I see what you did there

  • Man... I remember Al could tell us who suggested mods and it would only take about 10 seconds