This isn't what kids need, kids need menacing toy tanks with sharp metal edges that slice through their tender young skin when they play just a little too rough. They need commandos with attachable cigarettes for putting out in the eyes of their enemies. They need BB guns, & hatchets, & viles of goat urine.
Well let's see, I've murdered the CEO of a company and his faithfull floor sucurity guard, now I'm burrying their axed up bodies In the grave of the former Mr. P. Windlestone the late Mr. P. Widlestone I've dug up and threw into the cannal across the street to make room for his caskets new residents, OR DID I, I COULD BE COMPLETLY INSOSENT! :D
harsh and unforgiving and now were on the lamb outcasts of society pushed away form the large warm bossom of lady america. its not fair robert I WANT THAT BOSSOM
I'm not too sure what i just witnessed here.. but it certainly killed 10 minutes... with axe in face, floating head, gross blood drippy, crab meat loving, truly confusing goodness ... now im going to look at cats doing silly things... oh internet, never change <3
Depressing despondent woeful other synonyms for sad i'll help you find your economicaly consersvative and socially liberal iguana good sir Yay you feel me with happyness my sweet walwrus I do my best to fill things.. Now our service our 25 an hour and an extra 100 when we find your gator. I'll give you 5 and the biggest hug you've ever seen. Well you got yourself a slap happy bust maggot good deal sir!
the head is funny/creepy because its like using its spine to do stuff.. eww?
lexrox1234567 3 hours ago
OMG, the head floaty thingy reminds me of Gir<3
aliceXmewXmews 5 hours ago in playlist FilmCow Shorts
Rober Mitchum's disembodied head is the reincarnation of Gir!!
TheNinthNote 6 hours ago
The Cloak = Zim
Robert Mitchum's head = Gir
MrRisdon1 7 hours ago 2
@ribsparky you don't understand this level of comedy
thewwefan57 8 hours ago
does that head have an infinity amount of blood or something?
Anonemuss4x 10 hours ago
worst video i have ever watched hated it
rlbsparky 16 hours ago
@rlbsparky obviously you don't know comedy wen u see it
HolyIceDragon 16 hours ago
@rlbsparky You are probably a communist, or the Mormon CEO of a toy company.
MetalSights 14 hours ago
Anyone else notice the ever present background of fire?
ethren007 17 hours ago
Is the cloak the dude from Archer??
ilovematthewg 18 hours ago
This isn't what kids need, kids need menacing toy tanks with sharp metal edges that slice through their tender young skin when they play just a little too rough. They need commandos with attachable cigarettes for putting out in the eyes of their enemies. They need BB guns, & hatchets, & viles of goat urine.
isabellagukeisen 19 hours ago
That's a bond robert. A bond that sucks on the chocolately nipple of time.
isabellagukeisen 19 hours ago
He microwaved his cat.
isabellagukeisen 19 hours ago
This could be serious. Like, AID serious.
isabellagukeisen 19 hours ago
The russians need a kick in the balls, right in the testicles, the source of their comy power.
isabellagukeisen 19 hours ago
What?
What do you mean what?
I mean WHAT!?
isabellagukeisen 19 hours ago
Meet me at the pier at midnight, we will stare out at the ocean one last time.
isabellagukeisen 19 hours ago
shrimpies
noob5121 20 hours ago
hey jason how did you make robert's voice?
GAZOFNAZ 22 hours ago in playlist More videos from SecretAgentBob
I myself am in the mood for some... DELICIOUS CRAB MEAT.
anamikaleia 23 hours ago
Please make a sequel!!
Telos41 23 hours ago
The sound his spine makes....the sound his SPINE MAKES!! ....
ComicMischief100 1 day ago
Shut up, just shut your mouth.
Love this so much.
ParisAshleyGlasgow 1 day ago
wait WHY IS EVERYTHING ON FIRE IN THSI VIDEO
alexngn04 1 day ago
have you notice that all the videos have one main guy that is or not a crazy murderer with crazy companions?
alexngn04 1 day ago
Robert kinda reminds me of gir
1412Birthday 1 day ago 3
It's like gir as a demented, disembodied head
Irresponsiblefilms 1 day ago
I Dont think Mittens will be solving any more crimes. :\
Naoyasha 1 day ago
I don't care that they die. There needs to be another. I'm lonely with all my furniture and purchased goods. AAAAAALL MY OBJECTS!
douglassjac 1 day ago
@douglassjac Depressing, dispondent, whoaful, other synonyms for sad.
JRSanchez93 1 day ago
@JRSanchez93 Well I suck at spelling.
JRSanchez93 1 day ago
Why are there no Llamas on the shop shelves?
Cheeseman1080 1 day ago
lol this has to be the craziest SecretAgentBob movie
peoman2 2 days ago
they got sidetracked completely
breal401 2 days ago
I am enjoying my window.
alternitivepat 2 days ago
Anyone find these videos EVEN FUNNIER with the awesome caption function.... I do
ABUTTMUFFIN 2 days ago
It must be convenient to have a retractable spine.
TheThirdMokona 2 days ago 3
I like shrimpys
liamfitzp 2 days ago
its the ides of march btw
Araicxparadox26 2 days ago
Clearly the cloak and robert are not dead, considering one is a piece of cloth and the other is a decapitated head.
Highstar25 2 days ago
HOLY FREEDOM FRIES! RUN ROBERT!
WhenEternityEnds 2 days ago in playlist FilmCow Shorts
i want that bossem
cevin101 2 days ago
The Cloak 2?
TheNewWorldMan69 3 days ago 35
@TheNewWorldMan69 We can only hope...
bipolarprobe 2 days ago
@TheNewWorldMan69 Better yet, make this an Adult Swim series!
Romanlieutenant19 1 day ago
@TheNewWorldMan69 umm they both were shot at the end
redsox7point5 9 hours ago
I am a very sexy chalupa
EmoFishStick66 3 days ago
The cat is named Mittens.
In a later video there's a cat named Detective Mittens.
THE REFERENCES THEY BURN!!!
thefamouscommenter 3 days ago
ALL MY OBJECTS...
kodonnell97 3 days ago
This has been flagged as spam show
its the ides of march
Araicxparadox26 3 days ago
its the ides of march
Araicxparadox26 3 days ago
he axed mitt romney
Morefragsmorefun 3 days ago
1,749 people own an iguana
xenier5 3 days ago
Still one of the best FilmCow videos.
Telos41 3 days ago
his spine sounds like a bendy straw :D
EpicAngie101 3 days ago
I wonder if Bob's killed anyone, or wants to kill anyone. Or maybe make a hat out of a family friend?
stufaman 3 days ago
The cloak should meet stanley he is real nice!
zippomustang05 3 days ago
why the hell i keep watching it when i'm wasted???
horeczka 3 days ago
can you belive this robert?
i bleive in america
ficklenutterbar 3 days ago
sexy sexy chalupas and i shall be the sexiest chalupa of all
sdroxppll546 3 days ago
You have an axe in your face.
racheybaby99 3 days ago
robert reminds me of GIR from invader zim
jervey123 4 days ago 4
the red part of the bar represents the amount of communist who liked this video
AXIAM79 4 days ago
Oh on the winds we sail forth
On a sea of chalupas, CHALUPAS
When out of the ocean
The great chalupa king
He comes with his mighty bolt of electric lightning fury
My chalupas I defend
From the king of the great chalupa sea
With his arms of mighty steam powered engine of the future
$6.99 for a value meal
$6.99 for a value meal
superfrenchfrys 4 days ago 60
@superfrenchfrys It actually sounds more like "modern steam powered"
stillborn86 1 day ago
the cloak:meet me at the pear we will star out at the ocean one last time
(hangs up phone)
Robert: what?
:the cloak: what do you mean what? Robert: ............. I MEAN WHAT!!
bloodyspill85 4 days ago
i like the song in da beginning
bloodyspill85 4 days ago
This reminds me so much of Invader Zim. The Cloak is Zim, and and Robert is GIR. Loved it though. SO SUNNY!
RavensWinterRaine 4 days ago
Well let's see, I've murdered the CEO of a company and his faithfull floor sucurity guard, now I'm burrying their axed up bodies In the grave of the former Mr. P. Windlestone the late Mr. P. Widlestone I've dug up and threw into the cannal across the street to make room for his caskets new residents, OR DID I, I COULD BE COMPLETLY INSOSENT! :D
JamesWoodwardTV 4 days ago
NOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT MITTENS!!!!
ninjamakuna 4 days ago
Teehee
tineyguy80 5 days ago
Anyone else think the guy on the phone in the beginning sounds like Buckley from ADoseOfBuckley? (If anyone knows of him lol)
ragekage209 5 days ago
Holy sh*t can they make that floating head's spine sound anymore disgusting.
Netherlands505 5 days ago
lol holy freedom fries
UnadvisableCloud 5 days ago
I wasn't expecting that part of Andorra jajajaja epic!
charras8 5 days ago
Need a sequel
flipapound 5 days ago
Them and their secret underwear..
Niccitheebestt2011 5 days ago
Holy shit . This is just creepy . Especially the floating head . Stupid bleeding head with spine .
meberinaaa 5 days ago
Shut up just shut your mouth. I like shrimpies.
KimsNerdAcc 6 days ago
Ruskies....:3
SummerGoesRawr48 6 days ago in playlist FilmCow Shorts
leo the dinosaur and the pink unicorn at 04:29 lol
JsusDI 6 days ago
@JsusDI And Mr. Happyface.
JRSanchez93 5 days ago
@JsusDI And Bino.
JRSanchez93 5 days ago
i quote this in school....im sent to get "help" A LOT
myjam1999 6 days ago in playlist FilmCow Shorts
Somebody
DragonflightProduct 6 days ago
i'll give you five dollors, and the biggest hug youve ever seeeeen! roflmao
sonicbomt 6 days ago
@sonicbomt you spelled dollars wrong
perfectprincessxo 6 days ago
I feel like some DELICIOUS CRAB MEAT:3
SuperStagosaurus64 6 days ago
I also enjoy some delicious crabmeat.
Jdog13425 6 days ago
He's fighting with the guy about wanting deadlier toys........ but there are Mr. Happy Face toys right behind him holding tiny machetes...
SailorM1Productions 6 days ago
No!.. No!.. Your ALWAYS the battleship! hahahaha
CameronMeo 1 week ago
is there some kind of insane arsonist everywhere in the secretagentbob universe?
MrPudding28 1 week ago
By Jo, weve done it! Pull the hatch forward! Whate year is it, good sir?
Romanlieutenant19 1 week ago
¨What?¨
¨What do you mean what?¨
¨I MEAN WHAAAT!!!!¨
ivanovich941 1 week ago 5
MY CHALUPAS I DEFEEEEND FROM THE KING $6.99 4 a value meal &6.99 4 a value meal I LOVE THAT LINE SOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!
KrazyKat1590 1 week ago
Oh and the Mr. Happy Face toys and magical leoplaridon toy
octdragon1 1 week ago
3:47 thumbs up if you saw the Charlie the Unicorn toys!
octdragon1 1 week ago
Someone
MADMOOSE26 1 week ago
I do my best to fill things...
TrollingThePublic501 1 week ago
all the toys are from different shorts
cookieboy965 1 week ago in playlist Other Animated Shorts
Don't exactly know what was, but I enjoyed it!
TheStickmanZed 1 week ago
whats the law?
harsh and unforgiving and now were on the lamb outcasts of society pushed away form the large warm bossom of lady america. its not fair robert I WANT THAT BOSSOM
ficklenutterbar 1 week ago
@ficklenutterbar One of the best line. Cool name, by the way
Forgiv me, my english isnt very good, i jut came from italy. ;)
Romanlieutenant19 1 week ago
I want that bosom...!
ResistTheMan 1 week ago
I'm in the mood for some........Delicious Crab Meat.
DatMan500 1 week ago
Kinda annoying...
balraznor 1 week ago
Lol at the toys.
bleefinson 1 week ago
This is the greatest, most random vagina I've ever seen.
SirGarforth 1 week ago
Delicious.. crab meat. Aw but i like shrimpies XD
ItzMeKayceeXD 1 week ago in playlist More videos from SecretAgentBob
Someone...
smbproduction 1 week ago
make another
jstnthompson90 1 week ago
00:42 you're welcome
Romanlieutenant19 1 week ago 3
...i do my best to fill things...
DrJowenz 1 week ago
i want that bosom
zaley96 1 week ago
what just happened?
illebayu 1 week ago
I'm not too sure what i just witnessed here.. but it certainly killed 10 minutes... with axe in face, floating head, gross blood drippy, crab meat loving, truly confusing goodness ... now im going to look at cats doing silly things... oh internet, never change <3
Aximillie 1 week ago 56
@Aximillie NO the cats must get cuter and the memes MUST get more funny
spriterdude909 4 days ago
I mean WHAT!!!!
adeel3000 1 week ago
"You!"
"Yes, meeeee!
GabeLasher14 1 week ago
"I do my best to fill things"
trihflu 1 week ago 4
adultswim worthy :)
trynextmonday 1 week ago 4
No No your always the battle ship. >=)
BlackWid0w0 1 week ago
someone
tuffy1992 1 week ago 5
@tuffy1992 is...there...any more to that...statement...
Romanlieutenant19 1 week ago
@Romanlieutenant19 SHUT UP! YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
tuffy1992 1 week ago
And that's what you get. You get my axe in your face, because arrows in the knee are too mainstream.
Dhante781 1 week ago
i don't know what the fuck i am watching. but i clicked this video knowing that that would happen, gotta admit.
mellocellojk 1 week ago
ewww, the sound of his spine moving in the beginning is gross.
mellocellojk 1 week ago 64
delicious crab meat.....
Theakuoverlord 1 week ago
whats with all the fire?
TheDragon158 1 week ago in playlist FilmCow Shorts
$6.99 for a value meal! $6.99 for a value meal!
Ih3artmuzic123 1 week ago
WTF is this? its not bad though....
abottomful 1 week ago
Thumbs up if you can do this word-for-word. :D
15zoom 1 week ago in playlist Other Animated Shorts 2
4:42 platapus and charlie :DDDD
bigj3422 1 week ago
I would so by that Charlie the unicorn toys
Napmap56 1 week ago
thumbs up if you saw charlie the unicorn toys.
MyGracely 1 week ago
Someone... XD
beadyboy11 1 week ago
... Delicious Crab Meat.
gaara1227 1 week ago
I used to be a CEO, but then I took a capitalist battle axe to the face.
twistedmetalll2 1 week ago
And i want tht busim
InsaneZ47 1 week ago
HE KILLED MITTENS THE CRIME SOLVING CAAAAAAAAAT!
KobeConfidence 1 week ago in playlist to M.E, C.S and Jstin with care
@KobeConfidence Mittens is white
That is his evil brother with the name wittens only the W is upside down
TheElectricBubbles 1 week ago
The meridian vase?
Scapemass 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
Depressing despondent woeful other synonyms for sad i'll help you find your economicaly consersvative and socially liberal iguana good sir Yay you feel me with happyness my sweet walwrus I do my best to fill things.. Now our service our 25 an hour and an extra 100 when we find your gator. I'll give you 5 and the biggest hug you've ever seen. Well you got yourself a slap happy bust maggot good deal sir!
xxemogothic879 1 week ago
"You!"
"Yes, meeeee!!"
INFAMOUSxMONKEY 1 week ago
Robert reminds be of GRR
internetcable117 1 week ago in playlist Other Animated Shorts
my name is urick :D
thegreenpikmin 1 week ago
@thegreenpikmin is that... a RUSSIAN NAME?!
KobeConfidence 1 week ago in playlist to M.E, C.S and Jstin with care
DELICOUS CRAB MEAT.
zachthegreat88 1 week ago
Robert kind of reminds me of G.I.R. .... If he was an alcoholic
ATLGRL512 1 week ago
Someone......
RedManateePrdctns 1 week ago
Will switching to Geico save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance?
Is a value meal $6.99?
kidthatflies 1 week ago
Yurik is Robert Benfer...
HumanDynamite777 1 week ago
and that's a bond... a bond which sucks on the chocolaty nipple of time.
kittycatcarley 1 week ago 40
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13Jerbear13 1 week ago
I'm lonely here with all my furniture and purchased goods D:
Daisy73389 1 week ago
at 4:48 Mr.Happy face doll XD
Djms062 1 week ago in playlist More videos from SecretAgentBob
@Djms062 Also, Unicorns and the magicalleopluridon from Charlie.
tilldeathdoesmepart 1 week ago
Has anyone noticed that it's like Pixar films at 3:35? You can see Bino the elephant and he wasn't even created until quite recently! :P
Lolzagirl 1 week ago in playlist Other Animated Shorts
his best. God. This is GOOD.
mopsnuf 1 week ago
Mr. Benfer, awww yeah
TheDharmaFox 1 week ago
this is amazing oh delicious crab meat
LOOKIEatmehCOOKIE 1 week ago in playlist Other Animated Shorts
The.....Fuck................
bredcountry 1 week ago
the toys in the store are all from other vids
jumpingpanduh 1 week ago
At 7:46, it cracked me up so badly xD
FavoriteSniper 1 week ago
Knoxskorner**
tokithedethdealer 1 week ago
@tokithedethdealer Aye, it be him.
Dankeification 1 week ago
Is Knoxkorner1 the guy on the phone?
tokithedethdealer 1 week ago
Mormons are cooler than this video!
sodaking101 1 week ago
why dont you do more of this :D
GreenSight201 1 week ago
Somebody.......
aksnow686 1 week ago
THE MERRIDIAN VOZ
MsEzio999 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
robert= GIR status
MsEzio999 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
Robert reminds me of Gir from Invader Zim
insertrandomnamenow 1 week ago
@insertrandomnamenow thats the first thing i thought of when i heard him talk....
SHRIMMPPEEEZ
MsEzio999 1 week ago
@insertrandomnamenow ikr...
stndunnam 1 week ago
@PugStyle21 MY AXE OF CAPITALISM RIGHT IN YOUR FACE.
NevrLikedYouNevrWill 1 week ago
im russian i find this very -.- HILARIOUS XD
RALS1728 1 week ago
I do my best to fill things
B3N5TA2011 1 week ago
ALL MY OBJECTS!
B3N5TA2011 1 week ago
WTF did I just watch?
xxNightingalexx 1 week ago
aaaaah but i like shrimpys!!!!!
cupcake1012427 1 week ago
@cupcake1012427
i believe it is spelled shrimmpppeeeeezz
MsEzio999 1 week ago