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  • @std256 Take it easy mate

  • Nice, what's the top speed on that plane? 35 mph?

  • Ha, I love the name of this video.

  • nothings wrong

    

  • you have to put a warning: "stupid assholes on video" =\

  • The Vodka Burner is Rollin' @0:57

  • how can you attempt to crash ?? you either crash or you dont !!

  • That's what you call a maximum loaded weight take off on a barely long enough runway.

  • In Soviet Russia, Runway takes off from YOU!!

  • Poor runway and bad comment !!! Great start ***

  • Hot Ambient Air Temp + Full Hold = This.

  • 'yer gonna have to go faster than that cap'n' lol

  • Great running commentary on the vid! XD

  • why would the pilot attempt to crash during takeoff?

  • Интересно былоб послушать, переговоры лётчиков! Молодцы ребята!!! И самолёт не подвёл!

  • the vodka burner is rolling..... we have smirnoff ____________hahahahhaah

  • @gboi96 Rather idiotic comments of stupid aussies. Nothing more.

  • Australians can not build a normal runway. This is too short.

  • That's at RAAF Base Amberley? Looks like Canberra hills, no?

  • @s2stuges In my aerospace engineering class our lecturer mentioned it was Canberra. Apparently a very hot dry day with air density lower than usual.

  • @mrskeggster I worked as a helicopter engineer in British Columbia some years ago.. we were at a place called Lillooet, on a hot (38C) and dry summer's day. The helicopter, a Bell 47, with full tanks and three on board, couldn't really lift off. He barely got it in a hover then sat it back down.The pilot said he gave it maximum pitch on the collective but the blades just weren't biting enough.. That Il76 pilot must have misjudged his V1 pretty badly and VR seemed non existent.. he was lucky..

  • Why no use all the runway,, and even a bit of the dirt. I'd like to hear the cockpit recording,,,

  • What language they speak?

  • @luiseduardo586 Australian. That take off is at the Air Force Base west of Brisbane.

  • @luiseduardo586 Lol, ya funny bugger.

  • @AdamAus85 g'day mate...finally someone understood my comment. lol.

  • @luiseduardo586 Lol, a fine language.

  • extremely heavy aircraft

    I can only conclude that.

  • Typical Russian.

  • That's what I call perfect timing.

  • "We have smirnoff", lol.

  • "attempts to crash" LOL

  • What the heks wrong with that? In my books that was a great take off. It may have been pretty heavily loaded. If you need more runway to gather speed for a steady takeoff then do it mofo. Do a fkn skid ow!

  • At 1:56 you can see a kangaroo fleeing the scene to the left.

  • hit on youtube and just look - IL-76 crash into ILS in kuwait airport

  • _www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJeiJ­aCc5Vs&feature=related

  • ww.youtube.com/watch?v=vJeiJaC­c5Vs&feature=related

    That what could happen here. But even after it, IL 76 landed well. He-he

    First flight again - 1967, and still in production. :)

  • "I should not say that even in joke". Правильно понимаешь, хуета конская. Это чё, бля диспетчеры чтоли? Мудаки.

  • might as well use the whole runwayy!

    *the pilot thought probably*

  • I've seen a 727 do that one time at FLL.

  • I love your accent ..:)

  • this accent SUCKS

  • @mastouris69 why? hate Gladiator?

  • That pilot sucks at crashing.

  • Are the pilots paid per foot of runway used?

  • Holy shit!! That was close.. Eventhough it can take-off and land on grass, i have never seen something like this before.. Nice comments from the filmer, i would have said and thought the same thing..

  • ur a gee bag

  • Lol if he was asked what happened afterwards he would probably be like what?

  • Maybe he didn't do his DA calculations

  • and i thought the beluga was ridiculous....

  • ww.youtube.com/watch?v=Df4dq3J­Q0JU

    Just ad "W" before - take off and landing of il76 on soil runaway by the way also loaded. he-he who said "crash" ? :)))

  • the Russians are trollin' Aussies ;)

  • it first looked like the pilot had over ran the runway just like in FSX

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  • aussie accent

  • wat the fuck is that accent

  • how traffic controllers think!!! 2:07 lol

  • 1:44 "Sheet!"

    "Aww haw haw haw"

    I'm with you mate - if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes I couldn't have imagined that he used every last inch of concrete.

    But keep in mind like most russian a/c, even most of their civilian models, the 76 is designed for all grass takeoff & landing. The cap'n had no worries about using a little grass at the end of his roll if he had to provided the transition is smooth (most runways are in case of shorts or brake failures) and the earth was hard packed.

  • In russia, plane lands you.

  • At 0:57 "The vodka burner is rolling". LOL! I just love the Aussie sense of humor! I'm just wondering what he'd say about something American.  I'd probably agree... or not... as I laughed anyway. I have a sense of humor too. Hey Aussies, don't change. We Americans need help with our sense of humor. Maybe you'll rub off on us! LOL!

  • This is amazing. Had that Ilyushin over-run by only few metres, it's not going up at all - except in flames.

  • Russian aircraft have seemed to me to be large heavy and UNDER powered alot of crashes could have been avoided if more powerful engines were used,,

  • @firesarge1

    The newest IL 76 use much better Aviadvigatel PS90 engines with up to 16000kg trust each: this give much better accelerations and climb rate and reduce the consumption.

  • idiot

  • Check out "Tu 22 "Backfire" Low Pass"

  • @julden33 Thats a low pass alright...craziness

  • "There goes the vodka burner" "We have smirnoff" lol

  • Stupid Russian

  • Щезес,щед

  • you can see when he's 3/4 down the runway he releases the handbrake.

  • we have smirnoff. lmao

  • THis is the funniest video i ever saw in my life!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Tick if you thumb up!

  • Say, where can I see full c-17 crash footage?

  • Silly taleban, I hear benny hill music and see toweled bafoons running about as she started rolling!

  • The airport is actually Canberra, our Nation's Capital, and is "shared" with RAAF Fairbairn which is the home of the RAAF VIP Squadron. The civilian facilities start coming into view around 1:25, civilian is on the west side with the military on the east. The footage was take from the RAAF tower. The north-south runway is the longest this runway has handled 747s and C5 Galaxy aircraft without incident. Just facts. As far as the incident if this was a RAAF aircraft, they'd all have new one's torn

  • What a peice of crap jet.

  • @romnsch13 One of most reliable cargo haulers, no western jet can come even close to it in reliability when operated in very hard conditions.

  • @Pvjinflight Gimme a break. You are way off. C-130 is waaaaaay better. Russian crap

  • @romnsch13 Its not a jet.

  • @Pvjinflight this is true. Which has seen more combat airlift ? The versatile Casey. I am just very loyal to her having been an initial attack firefighter. Many ground to air drop orders, and they have the lift to hit the tight ravines. But many are aged and have even crashed in Ca. So my bias is my folly perhaps.

  • @romnsch13 Anyway IL-76 has succesfully operated in very harsh conditions all around the world, probably most amazing one was when taleban fighter jets forced one to land in Afghanistan, and after long time being prisoners its crew managed to turn its engines on and escape from taleban as they allowed them to do maintenance work.

  • "The vodka burner is rolling...... !" LOL LMFAO Gotta love the Aussies!

  • @ 1.46 SANTA CLAUS IN THE TOWER.......HO HO HO HO

  • I used to work at an airport. somehow this kind of take-offs are fairly normal Russian style.

    Regulair arlines rotate at Vr, Russians rotate at V-must !

  • for the most part, we americans love aussies! I got a chuckle out of this, don't listen to all the noobtube trolls, cheers!

  • From the flight deck, this is your captain speaking: I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I can please please please please please please please please please please please ahhhhhhhhhhh. [change underpants]

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  • Like a boss!

  • there wasnt enough people on the plane to 'will' it up into the air

    thumbs up for lee evans

  • I went to a plane crash, and a takeoff broke out!

    Perhaps should keep that joke in sports.

  • "I hope I've got enough film to get the crash"

    Just confirms what bunch of immature, incompetent wankers the Australians really are.

    Just a bunch of criminals the British sent there long ago because we didnt want them in England ourselves.

    Assholes.

  • @EvilKurisu haha... we probably wouldn't want to be over there anyway. Your comment just confirms how much of a stuck up bunch of pompous, generalising idiots some of you Poms are. It was a joke, just like your country, and clearly, you. Calling us incompetent is pretty rich, considering that British Airways has an incident just about every week and Qantas remains unscathed. Get it right, dickhead.

  • @1111paul1111 your a complete fool. One guy acts like a nobhead and all of a sudden every person in england is completely the same? get a grip you silly idiot.

    

  • @1111paul1111 How can you say that Qantas is "unscathed" when there have been 12 fatal accidents with Qantas. Look on wikipedia "list of Qantas fatal accidents" if you don't believe me. And also nickalo is right, too many people like you assume that if one person of over 50 million says something, all the other 50 million have that point of view as well.

  • Hot day....no wind....full to the max ....(plus extra "special" cargo under the floor).....using all the runway...nothin abnormal here....lol

  • WE HAVE SMIRNOFF! hehe

  • Very impresive takeoff but c'mon best country in the world?

  • F*ck off everybody !! Russia is the best country of this f*cken world !!

  • the vodka burner is rolling,

    we have smirnoff

  • omg! thats was veeery veeery heavy load in that plane:P maybe a train or smt

  • ваш геркулес посасывает

  • is the il-76 a wide-body?

  • @alSation81

    its would probably be a wide body, but its a cargo plane

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  • I like Aussies. They have a good sense of humor.

  • Люди напишите о чём говорит этот хренов коментатор??????

  • @VLADIVOCTOK AHC 2303 assign heading right 208, contact approach 125.9, clear for takeoff [пилот повторяет] Водка-горелка катится есть Смирнов!! haha не шути - фотоаппарат трясется надо по быстрее, командир господи, [не слышно] можеш взлететь в любое время... господи боже мой,,,,, пиздец! Я бы не поверил - если сам не видел [не слышно] это невероятно! у меня мала Фильма осталась - достаточно для аварии.. это - это просто... [не слышно]
  • @randomstring4453 Спасибо большое за перевод!

  • That 76 must have been carrying a bloody freight train or two, did you see how slow it accelerated??

  • IL 76 can lift from earth. It's runway not and after white marks 8). We are crazy russians, you right.

    And Fuck kangoos, stupid operator.

    Теперь по нашенски. Ил-76 способен взлететь с грунтовой полосы. так что это для ваших недобоингов полоса заканчивается. Ил может и по грунту доразогнаться. Оператор еби кенгуру, придурок.

  • @callistofromru А деревья? What about trees?

  • @iTrahoon по деревьям не сможет 8) он таки не бульдозер. но до деревьев там еще было место. и я думаю пилоты это знали. жарко видимо, в жару моторы плохо тянут, поэтому и уходил "с последней плиты"

  • @callistofromru так их буржуев поганых)))) и от меня автор чтоб тебя еще кенгуру отипало))))

  • in russain terms he still had room to spare

  • I'm sure he kicked up more than a few stones at the end of that runway as well!

  • It landed so clearly it knew how long the runway was. "attempts to crash" ..... nah.

  • "Ive got enought to film the crash" LOLOLOL

  • Vodkaburner, lmao

    

  • Holy Shit.....bet you shit your pants filming it, lol. That captain seems like he was taking off with full flaps.

    "Lift it up any time you like" <<=== LOOOL.

  • Those crazy Russians!

  • Love it! Seen this many times never gets old. Thanks for the UP

  • The fools you, cattles not Russian!

  • перегруз походу

  • Русские лётчики самые лётчики

  • "Attempts to crash" ?? Who the fuck attempts to crash? Dude learn some english before putting that title

  • @radulica

    It was a sarcastic title...

  • @radulica its called a joke retard

  • @rohangiga he could've at least put some apostrophes

  • @radulica

    Boy, you're dumber than a fucking pine cone.

  • @jamcrane3 Eat shit.

  • Fatso 

  • @radulica Aussie sense of humour, get over yourself.

  • "We have Smirnoff"

  • @133maxiboy lol

  • We pay for all the runway so we use all of it

  • Attempts to CRASH !!! lol english !!!!

  • @Thefoxbat100 hell yeha attemps to CRASH LoL

  • Heavily overloaded plane

  • tower: il-76 you r clear for takeoff

    pliot: roger runway 122 cleared for take

    pilot 2 : you do realise this runway is to short , right ???

    pilot : fuck that , were leaving

    "begins to take off"

    pilot: what the hell aren't taking off , OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    pilot 2 : sure were off the ground

    pilot: ow, well im going to need a new pear of pants

  • DOES EVERYBODY THINK THIS IS CALL OF DUTY ZOMBIES!!!! In soviet russia, on every russian video, Fucking pathetic little nerds, I welcome hate male.

  • in Soviet Russia they only use enough power to get off the runway by the end...Why waste fuel by punching it up to max power.

  • I get it

  • He paid for the runway so he can use the whole runway.

  • Rosie O'Donnell was on board

  • "the vokda burner is rolling" "we have smirnoff" LMAO too funny.

  • @THEGODZSPEED - Umm, I may be wrong (humility in a Youtube comment!!) but isn't it airspeed that counts, not groundspeed? A headwind would surely decrease the length of runway used? Otherwise why do you think aircraft carriers steam into wind when launching.

  • He attempted to crash huh, sure about that? Seems like suicide... to attempt a crash.

  • We have smirnoff.

  • "Hope I have enough to film the crash" lol.

    It's just Aussie humour - 50yrs of cold war - we learnt to take the piss out of eachother really well...

  • @zekezero12345 agreed:)

  • @zekezero12345 мужики вы лудшие в мире

  • @EmileGazy Yes but he would have hit runway lights and gone over an unprepared surface.

  • I get the feeling that pilot knew exactly what he was doing.

  • the comments of the filmer where bang out of order ,i hope i have enough film to film the crash ,

    i wonder if he had family on the plane ,,would he make that comment ????

  • @sennakayne It's a joke and he said he shouldn't of said it, don't take it to heart, it's Aussie humour.

  • Overloaded Il-76. Nothing new here. Pilots who fly like that are very proud of their superb skills! They are also very proud of all the extra cargo they bring home for sale.

  • Thats an antivon 125

  • Filled with Warheads ??

  • Jesus, what was that thing loaded with gold or something.... Thing must have been loaded with heavy shit.

  • shitty russian planes. stop building them.

  • @alexhamster1134 shitty australian airports. stop building them.

    Am I right? Of course not.

    Shut up moron, you know this has nothing to do with the quality of the airplane.

  • @12OclockLow fuck you

  • @pokos57 Is that all you got?

  • @12OclockLow look at the crash statistics of all the russian IL-x and TU-x planes, then tell me its the "airports fault". runway too short? pilot shoulda known this.

  • @alexhamster1134 LOL at first I wasn't sure what you were talking about... you must have misunderstood. You had a comment accusing russian airplanes, which I see you deleted. I just wanted to point out that the plane itself is not at fault of anything, it is just a device, so I directly lashed back accusing airports, which of course have nothing to do with this either, but I was just making a point. Also I am not going to lookup crash statistics, because I actually have better things to do.

  • @12OclockLow Diss!! xD

  • @12OclockLow my comment is still there, not deleeted. i just notce that TU154s tend to be involved in more accidents than any other plane :)