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  • Transformers 2 is a crappy ass movie!

  • @marcus8374 Yes, it is. As I discussed at great length in my review of it. Why mention it on my DOOM review?

  • @Zaranyzerak Because that girl in the end said that DOOM was a crappy ass movie and implied that transformers 2 wasn't.

  • i love your movie rewies never get tired of them.. keep on the good work

  • looks liek soem1 didnt get the film

  • @DreadsideNubune I think someone didn't get my review.

  • @Zaranyzerak tell me who i will sort them out ok??

  • @DreadsideNubune Oh, I guess you were responding to someone's comment...I thought you were directing that at me. :) My bad.

  • @Zaranyzerak its ok i forgive u

  • "...Yes Im being sarcastic...HA HA HA", lol I loved that intro, good work man! like!

  • there are rumors and i found a small amout of prof saying there will be a doom 2 movie and doom 4 the game will be coming out in 2012

  • should have given the job to me, i would have made a hell of a doom movie!

  • hey is that the guy from quake on your shirt?

  • Doom is more based on the games then resident evil an dsuper mario brs movies combined

  • "Shit-taking crazy guy'. Hahaha, absolute best quote.

  • the term nerd comes to mind when i watch this clip

  • @uberboy100 And proud of it!

  • hi im watchin your reviwew for this movie AGAIN!

  • hahaha

    Pinky: Portman, I got floor and wall on your gun cam.

    Portman: I'm taking a shit, you fucking gimp.

    XD

  • doom 3 had a damn good story. should have used that.

  • lol rookie *cough* Halo Reach, Gears of War 2 *cough*, I agree... -.-

  • the movie had fucking mutants??? i wanted fucking demons!

  • @KunkoFilms2 Agreed, demons are a HELL of a lot scarier (see what I did there? :P) >:(

  • Doesn't the term "Frag" come from "Fragmentation Grenade"?

  • @HDaviator Maybe originally. But in the popular vernacular, it's just a general term meaning to kill someone. And THAT usage came from DOOM.

  • @Zaranyzerak

    Which was worse of the three doom the movie Predators our Joana Hex the movie? We all know how much ever one love resident evil exticntion. HAAAAAA(I'm being a smart ash.

  • @Zaranyzerak Frag is a deviation of fragmentation grenade, but common usage of the phrase "frag" began during the Vietnam War. Frag is basically Vietnam War military-era jargon for killing a soldier who is on your side.

  • @HDaviator yes

  • @HDaviator yes

  • The movie was based mostly on the 3rd Doom game. Play it and then do another review.

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  • the 24th chromosome was discovered in the DNA found from bones of a humanoid that belonged to this "other civilization". They assumed it was most likely bioengineered by the civilization to overcome all mortal weaknesses or it could have mutated because of a viral infection etc. Nothing indicates that it popped out of Satans ass and climbed into the space station from hell :P . I actually enjoyed this movie worth of 3/5 stars cuz its entertaining and funny

  • dude if you want to see a really god awful videogame movie see the new street fighter legend of chun li it makes the one with van damm like citizen kane

  • 0015 - 00:20, I laughed so hard at that statement

  • this movie was fuckin good i think , fuck you alll gamer retards

  • @Flaitesexy i love both doom games and the movie

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  • ROTFL @ 9:48 - I get that!! lol

  • By the way, how could pinky rescue this guy shitting in the toilet?

  • Unfortunately, with how bad video game based movies tend to be, this probably is the closest thing to 'the best'.

    So disappointing...

  • have it >:) and i have the game it cost me 54.99$ >_< but was worth it

  • I imagined you havent played Doom 3 when you said about Pinky. All the monsters in the movie are based on Doom 3 monsters.

  • @0pwnz0 Yes, I know. Doesn't change the fact that the transformation from one into the other doesn't make sense.

  • @Zaranyzerak

    Hell raiser Jesus Weapt. Wismaster make a wish. Freddie vs Jason. The children of elem street have been very naughty jason.

  • @0pwnz0 there is a guy called pinky in the doom movie

  • he said the Pinky was the only CGI monster in the movie, he never said it was not from the game.

  • Dude I own it and watch it like everyday you forgot the part when you see the holding cell in it thiers an old anchient school computor and its like 2030 or some year close to that if they are so hi tec then why in the hell is that their why not a fricken flat scree or plasma at least.

    And also I love the part where rock or Srg. tells Portman to shut up and then tells him to shut the fuck up when he said "LOOK AT THAT THING!" And spit flew out of his mouth lol I hope that thier will be a sequel

  • plot sounds like event horizon

  • @spoogerification It's nothing like Event Horizon...

  • @Zaranyzerak weird creatures in space team sent into find out wats going on in space leader guy goes haywire kills everybody second in command turns out to be hero minus the rape and shit and uv got urself event horizon

  • @spoogerification You could make those loose connections with a LOT of sci-fi horrors.  In Event Horizon there were no weird creatures, it wasn't the commander that went crazy it was the scientist guiding them, it wasn't a virus that caused it, it was a psychic force. The plot/premise and execution of the two are nothing alike aside from a few base similarities that most movies of that genre share. You could say it's like Alien for much the same reasons. Or The Thing. Or Resident Evil. etc.

  • @Zaranyzerak but its like 7 days a skeptic and thats not even a movie

  • I LOVE the doom movie :)

  • This review would have been better if it had some scenes from the movie, just to illustrate the comments. Like the "I gotta go take a dump" part.

    Oh, and I think the movie is a poor man's Resident Evil. The only redeeming factor to me is Portman, the crazy guy with crazy humour.

  • @n4mel3ss with all of YouTube's recent idiocy regarding copyright on clips (even when used in a review like this), I wasn't going to take any chances. Not until they get their heads out of their asses.

  • i agree, the movie was good.... but it wasnt doom.

    i think they should have named it something else

    and it is a bit clicheeeeeeeeeeeeee :D

  • one thing i didnt understand was if the ppl who mutate are evil than why did the Religious soldier mutate...b/c once he realized he was mutating he killed himself...i mean could he really be that evil?

  • I loved that movie.

  • 30 minutes for a fucking review, get a life.

  • @ultimatestreersk8r Yeah, 'cause leaving douchey comments on YouTube videos is SOOOOO much more worthwhile of a pastime. Loser.

  • @Zaranyzerak Dude, I fucking love long ass reviews! So guess what? SUBSCRIBED, BITCH!!

  • @Zaranyzerak also a guy in the movie uses a fucking gameboy? wtf? liket he cassest player its called a psp or a ds

  • Nice review man, I just stumbled onto this from a Doom 3 review. Im glad you actually put some effort into reviewing it, a good 30 minute review. Glad somebody actually cares about the little things. I did sorta like this movie, despite it being a cheesy B-movie. Doom 4 anyone?

  • Okey heard of the "havent played the third Doom game" and I paused. Honestly m8 you can't review the movie without seeing or playing the Doom 3 game a little because this shit fuck of a ass movie was suposed to be made by that one. The BIG monster is suposed to be one of the hardest in the game and shoot LARGE blue fireballs and everything shakes like hell when they come. Here they are slow and lame as hell especially the imps. No speed and fireballs no they got a fucking tounge... hurray.......

  • Dude to me personally this was a great movie. Especially the 1st person shooter!

  • @MarjiMcGuff The first person shooter part was actually the most horrable thing in the movie.. but its good if you enjoy the most stupid enemies in the entire history. Zombies stand still and laugh.... yea the guy nees super power to kill that kind of enemy... and the imps were slow and actually cowardes and that was just fucked up and the biiig monsters were so pussys that it was physicly hurting to watch... They butched the so called "demons" from the game to mere slow 1 IQed bastards.....

  • Did you even watch the video?

    Nice attitude dick.

  • I like the "you can't just create more mass out of thin air" part.

    I'm guessing it's not air you've been inhaling then ?

  • A gas isn't the same thing as FLESH.

  • i enjoyed DOOM for what it was... a ALIENS rip-off. lol

  • its sucks so bad i wana kill a bitch

  • My god I didn't even know this video was thirty minutes long, it felt like 10.

  • I think that aside from Pathfinder, I have found nothing but enjoyment out of Kyle Urban's acting.

  • I feel like you're trying to make common sense out of this movie..but obviously it can't be realistic cause it's a sci fi lol

  • Plenty of sci-fi has common sense... Read some Ben Bova, Isaac Asimov, Arthur C Clarke or Frank Herbert for example. Not that I'd put DOOM in the same league as those masters of the genre, of course, but just because it's a sci-fi actioner doesn't mean things don't need to make sense. T2 made perfect sense. Ditto other sci-fi actioners like Robocop, Starship Troopers, Alien/Aliens, Event Horizon, etc. Within their own sci-fi worlds, things were explained and were consistent.

  • And thats another thing too. I haven't played Doom in years, but I knew the story had something to do with hell and demons, but the story for this movie felt more like a new Residents evil. To be honest I was kind of bored throughout this entire movie and barely understood wth was going on.

  • I watched this movie today and hated everyone in this movie, including my boy the Rock. I played the old PC Doom game and hope to play a next gen version of it soon. I thought Hitman was pretty good though.

  • Resident Evil... IN SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ah man, you gotta play Doom3. The film took most of it's (few) plot elements from Doom3.

  • all conveniently located on the back of the case

  • U know what's the funniest thing in this movie? How ROCK shouts on Portman like 6 times in the whole movie - ''Portman - SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!''

    p.s. sorry for m bad english

  • stop whining AVGN stuffs.. yeah he does good reviews.. but it doesn't mean that you should stop others to do so... if you feel harassed them don't watch it..

    damn these kids..

  • Hehehe...too true! What I find hilarious, is this isn't even a video game review (and my game vids are nothing like AVGN's...) :)

  • Bought it for 99 cents new on Black Friday a few years back and still fell like I got ripped off one of the worst video game movies ever. Even at their best video game movies are usually never better then slightly mediocre.

  • actually in the nano wall the monster's ass is probally hanging out the other side

  • i think that doom and hitman were the bast video game movies out there

  • Yeah the hitman movie was pretty badass

  • Wow, that's a new one on me. I've been doing these kinds of videos since 1990 (see my "MMC Retro" series if you don't believe me). Just because two people have similar styles doesn't mean one is ripping off the other. I love AVGN, but would never think to rip him off in any way, shape or form. His style is completely different from mine. not everyone who does "angry ranting" or whatever is an AVGN wannabe, you know.

  • Pssst...and in case you didn't notice, this isn't a video game review and I'm not "acting."

  • If you want AVGN, go to his youtube channel. Oh that's right, he doesn't update it like he used to. He's too busy making money on GameTrailers. Gee I guess that means you'll just have to get the fuck off of youtube.

    You'll be missed...by somebody else...maybe.

    Oh by the way, Zaranyzerak thanks you for your view count and the money it generated for him. Let us know when you find that life you're seeking. We'll wait.....honest.

  • Great review.

  • I saw only part of the movie...

    I'm just wondering, does Pinky turn into a pinky from Doom 3?

    'Cause he's got his legs gone, like the back legs on the demon.

  • Pretty much,. though I think the overall design is quite a bit different from the game version.

  • Gee, you give such great examples to counter my argument in favor of the film. I know I'm convinced.

  • Andrzej Bartkowiak - Polish cameraman :)

  • Soooo happy I watched this movie (and loved it) before I heard about the video game. Not being a gamer, I really liked the movie, but I understand your pain, people!

  • I hate the DOOM movie...it sucked...where's the game plot??? I hated it...-_-'

  • SOMEONE IS COUGHING AT 1:99.

  • Annetta's been battling a cold for a while.

  • everytime the rock shouted report while someone was shooting something annoyed me too

  • Actually what I heard also, that no one of the filming. Even played Doom, or looked at the basic concept... Yeah... No wonder it was 'doomed' in the beginning...

  • well we will see more doom with the release of doom 4 the game

  • No idea! I suppose it's possible, but I don't think the first movie did very well.

  • i dont fully agree with u and the rokkie thing i think they are awesome but at least if u played halo 3 odst the rookie cant talk so no bitchin

  • Resident Evil in space lol, good review!

  • I liked Doom a lot more than Transformers 2 as well. All the haters can kiss my ass. Fun movie. It delivered. Period.

  • yeah...video game movies tend not to be very good......Street Fighter anyone?!?! Van Damage!!!

  • I haven't seen Doom for such a long time. I want to see it again now, I couldn't remember some of the things you were talking about.

    Good review Z

  • As for the long review bitch? I couldn't agree more. Don't like it, don't watch it, DON'T BITCH!

    The term "frag", though, didn't originate with DOOM. It goes back to at LEAST Vietnam. (In Oliver Stone's Platoon, they wanted to frag Tom Berrenger's character, Barnes)

  • True about the term, so to clarify - the first time it was used in VIDEO GAMES in any kind of common way.

  • Thanks Sean, always enjoy your vids, keep up the good work!

    Regards John

    P.S hows Annetta and Rosie?

  • 9:53 - I call it the Star Trek's Nostalgia Clause. No matter how technologically advanced a culture becomes, there'll always be one guy that uses outdated items.

  • 3:35 - In short, the plot of Dead Space with a rage virus added.

  • i have the video game and i just cant play it...its sooo fucin scary...every time i try to play it i must change my pants....haha

  • It wasn't that bad.....

    it had senseless violence.

  • Don't tell me what to do on my channel. The review is the perfect length for everything I wanted to say about the movie. So no, I won't shorten it up. I make my videos as long or as short as I feel like for whatever the subject is. I don't cater to the ADD generation. Sorry you have the attention span of a flea. Anyone who visits my channel should know the typical length of my videos. Don't like it? Watch something else. You're subscribed to coolduder and find MY videos too long? Irony.

  • Oh sorry, was that comment too long fory ou to read? Here's the short version:

    Not it's not. No. Good for you.

    There. FYI, this is shorter than many of my other reviews, I just decided to put it all in ONE part instead of splitting it up into 2 or 3 parts. My Star Trek 2009 review was nearly an hour total. I'm thorough and like to pick apart the movies I discuss, if you want a "normal" review go somewhere else. Because I ALWAYS do more than a typical review.

  • While I do wish they stuck with the portal to HELL story, I enjoyed DOOM! Then again, I'm a whore for sci-fi horror movies... Also, kudos for bringing up Event Horizon! LOVED that!

  • They got it at Walmart in the $5 section... I may pick it up... should I?.. seems fun, I think I will.

  • yay more movie and video game movies

    you starting the new planner next week?

    i love your movie reviews :)

  • Well, it's sort of going this week...I've just been a bit behind. Call it growing pains getting used to the new schedule. Everything should be well on track by next week.

  • 6 minutes in -- GAME OVER, MAN! GAME OVER!

    9 minutes in -- you're over-analyzing the nano-wall. NONE OF THIS MATTERS, IT JUST IS!

    29 minutes in -- Uwe Boll did make one movie that was good. Postal. It's random, fucked up, and he even stars in the movie making fun of himself for making bad movies. That is what the Postal video game was all about...mindless....and I mean MINDLESS action, random crazy crap, and no coherent story....the perfect movie for Uwe Boll!!

  • I actually enjoyed the creature effects as well. A great movie for creature effects is Hellboy 2:Golden Army. Those puppets were amazing.

  • this movie was dumb and annoying.. the actoress in the movie came off as annoying and i wanted her dead. she irritated me

  • i lol'd so hard when that guy said "i gotta take a dump"

  • 9:40 lol good job

  • jesus I hated that movie

  • I'm glad you poke fun at the things you did in this. I was saying the same ideas when I walked out of the movie. I can appreciate a movie, even if its bad, that tries to stick close to the source material. That's why I liked AVP: Requiem, because it was a badly made fan film, but you could at least tell they WATCHED the other movies. Can't say that so much about the first AVP. I think the best Video Game adaptation might be Silent Hill although it gets bad rep. It stayed true to the game though.

  • The first Mortal Kombat was a good movie too. The second one sucked though. I still think that the Doom movie is in every single way an abomination and the director needs to get fired. Doom is about killing demons, PERIOD!!!!! If you take that out then it's no longer Doom! It's fucking Resident Evil in space. It's like what they did with Jason X. Jason in Space, WTF!!!!!!! The first person scene was stupid! I didn't want a Doom move to see some guy playing a game, I wanted a real movie dammit!!!

  • great review, I love your style. I kind of like the movie enough to pick up a copy.

  • the live action transformers movies are crap

  • Other than it only being about a 4 or 5 on a scale of 1 to 10 of being like the game, it wasn't that bad of a movie.

  • I real good indepth review.. Nice one.

  • Thank you for making up with this hybrid review of both Video Games reviews (Tuesday) & Movie Review (Wednesday). Quite epic, thanks for all those notes, and hell a half an hour. I liked that Annetta came in at the end of the review, and gave her two cents. lol.

  • Great review! I'm loving this schedual

  • When you say you don't watch Doom for a depth plot, couldn't you say the same thing for Transformers 2?

  • Of the two, transformers does have a VERY deep plot. Read the comics and watch the cartoon series and the movie to see how deep. Doom is about shooting demons, PERIOD!

  • Yes I know all about the Transformers universe. But for CASUAL movie goers who don't know anything about the mythology of Transformers I'd think it would be still a nice action movie.

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  • i thought it was not bad not the best video game to film but not the worest like street fighter i have in my dvd shelf

  • if you like karl urban, check out the movie pathfinder its pretty sweet its all about indians and vikings

  • Great video Sean,i love this new schedule :D

  • I like the fact Annetta is pissed (or seems like it) that you rate [Doom] higher than [Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen]. Though I would probable enjoy Doom more than [Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen] due to lower expectations. Because you mentioned Paul W.S. Anderson what is your quick thought on Alien vs. Predator (2004)?

  • Haven't actually watched either of the Alien vs Predator movies yet. Never been a big fan of crossovers. I'll check them out at some point.

  • yuck awful movie, not only does it not have any references to demons, but has nothing to do with doom.

  • awesome review Z i thought transformers 2 was better but this was enjoyable

  • 30 min review on DOOM??? Good God man, I hate to see what happens its a good movie, LOL.

  • karl urban or as you call it the rookie good sir however he did a great job i think he really was the best part of the movie besides the 1st person sequence...can not wait for DOOM 4

  • Karl Urban wasn't the rookie...

  • But yes, Karl Urban was definitely one of the best parts of the movie, ditto the first person sequence (which was a blast!)

  • I thought the "First Person Shooter" sequence was really stupid!!! I watched the movie to see a movie. I don't want to see someone else playing the game, it I did I'd see a walkthrough on Youtube. The movie was a complete disgrace to everything Doom related! The only thing worse is the "Alone in the Dark" movie by Uwe Boll! I bought the movie, watched it, then took it back the same day! (I didn't see it in theaters and thank god for that). Nice review, but for me, there were no redeeming points!

  • You're welcome... and by the way... I sent you the movie because it rocks so hardcore, not because I think it sucks. I actually went out of my way to Best Buy to pick it up for you right before I sealed up the box and mailed it to you, so HA!

  • Well, whatever the intent, I had a good time. And thank you.  Again. :)

  • According to Wikipedia: "The abbreviation BFG stands for "Big Fucking Gun" as described in Tom Hall's original Doom design document.".

    No mention of Big Fragging Gun.

  • Okay, well, according to the game ITSELF and the instructions it's the Big Fraggin' Gun. Just goes to show that gamers keyed into the original intended meaning for BFG without having to have it spelled out for them.

  • Oh, and don't trust wikipedia. Doesn't surprise me at all that they don't even mention it there. At most, wikipedia should be used as a jumping off point for researching info, not as a definitive source.

  • Well, if it's in the game itself there's really no point in discussing it :)

    I don't recall reading the manual and as you mention we just called it the Big Fucking Gun. I will be sure to correct my friends the next time this comes up in a conversation :)

    And nice review BTW. A pleasure watching as usual.

  • Great review as always!

  • you ever going to do your Dead Space Review?

  • Yes, that was actually going to be the video game video this week, but I ran out of time. So next week it is!

  • LOL, anettta, actually I agree with her,so there! But anyway this was an entertaining review!

  • hay no video game video this week?

  • Ran out of time with how long it took for this one to render (was having some technical issues along the way, and by the time everything was sorted out it was 4:30am...)

  • HEHE wow when I saw 30:04 in length I thought oh boy classic Z rant of a crap fest can't wait! So to actually have it turn out to be fairly watchable for a chesse fest is surprizingly refreshing. Well done Sean great watch!

  • Great review! Very entertaining!

  • I believe the Director's name is prounounced And r zej bart ko wi ack Andrzej Bartkowiack, I can understand you having difficulty with his first name, but I got his surname right nearly rightaway. He's a native of my Grandfather's homeland of Poland, hence the unsual name. Speaking of unsual names thanks Shaun, thanks to you I now know how to spell Uwe Boll, seriousily I was trying to figure out how to spell his name, plus I didn't know he was German, if I'd known that it would have been easier.

  • Anyway superb review.

  • Being a bigger fan of the older Doom games I wasn't too fond that they decided to base the movie around Doom 3 (which they in a way didnt do 100%), but still I'm not suprised.

    It has its moments, its not the best movie out there, but not the worst either. But like someone said, this movie could have been called anything because it dosent really that much to with Doom 3, they pretty took out the whole "Hell" element of it which is sad..

    Anyway, great review like always, keep it up!

  • haha DEMONS!!!....and assorted creatures...FROM HELL!!!. haha

  • Doom was entertaining to watch, but not my fav game adaptation. Super Mario Bros was entertaining as well. I think Silent Hill was the only one that I really enjoyed and lots of people liked it as well. Max Payne, Hitman, both where some what entertaining. Double Dragon was even good. lol.

  • GREAT MOVIE REVIEW!!!

  • Great review Zaranyzerak. I imagine it's a cheese-fest, as you put it, on par with the Tremors series of movies.

  • Whoops, I meant Comic Book review.

    Excuse me for that typo.

  • Doom is a movie that could have been called anything. The film was sorely lacking but entertaining is best that I could say. 1-10, I'd give it a 5.

  • I liked it. It was just mindless action, much like the game.

  • Your schedule is really mixed up. Today was supposed to be retro day!