Youtube Top Comments

[Discredia]

I posted a genuine comment on my favourite youtuber's video, and was surprised it got top comment. But then some guy started whining about how he had inspired him, and how badly he wished the youtuber would notice his comment. He posted it TWICE, and both comments got top comment -_- WTF? So bloody annoying

[805zmw3]

Smelly

[Mozumba002]

trololololol

[WeedZoMbiEz]

i thought you were a guy

[parisajaved]

wel done

[gamerjamescod]

19024 PEOPLE PEE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TOILET

[TheFunnyMonkey77]

dick lickin fun

[xSIGBACKx]

im GRIZZ <3



[awesomechannel3333]

justin bieber, i never new he was a gay girl.hahahahahahahahahaha

[MrRoachclips]

Cool story bro.

[thefbat]

↓ The guy below me was raped by a Horse.

[Hermittzzz]

You know your fucked when the add fucks up..

[WhatTheFdoesWTFmean]

the most annoying comments are channel ads

[casthebest500]

thumps up if you are bored and typed : top comment

[sirstarmagic]

10 likes is the best top comment......

QUICK SAY SOMETHING STUPID!

[bigbeeteckdecher09]

but wiill it blend

[HPThatWelshGuy]

 778 People Are Gypsies

[iSTRaG3GY]

Agree

[XxTrIcKShOtxX0]

constapated weasel

[K9clown]

I got 99 problems but a top comment aint one

[SiMmErDg]

y u no MOAB?

[iamliltaz]

how are there 10,019 ppl that are viewer 304

[SuperHemou]

"is the air ok?"

" thats what you get for not being in the kitchen"

"sometimes I pretend to be a carrot and sit in a corner"

am i doing it right?

[XxKINGatLIFExX]

OOOO i wonder wut the top comment is going to be???

[imTALKINGshit]

Sometimes when im alone, I put a tissue over my boner and pretend its a ghost..

[xboxachevmanthunter]

Whiteboy should give you a gold medal mate

[TheMasculion]

Like my comment because I want to be in the top comments. I'm a like whore, now do it.

[2010SKG]

My least favorite comments are the ones on classic songs like stairway to heaven where people post:

"You know, I should be proud that for not living in this generation of music (yada yada yada) I'm 13 and enjoy classics like this and not the Justin Bieber crap."

We understand that you like the song and weren't born in the time period it was made. No need to tell the world about it. Just fuck off.

[matt5082]

"Is that a lightsaber oh wait thats your dislike bar" hate that one

[XxEpicShottyxX]

This comment annoys me the most:

I know that nobodys going to read this because nobody cares about me but im a gamer and ive been putting out content for about a year now and you have no idea how much it would help me out by subscribing and liking my stuff. It helps out so much!!

I hate these people

[MrACE208]

@wshu i think he did thats why he clicked on this video you fuckin prick!!!

[wshu20]

@MrACE208 if he did click on the video and watched it he would understand my comment, looks like you didnt watch it too..

[tomroxudont2]

I went 72 and 6 in my theater. But nope, ignored.

[Mattias01001010]

but will it blend?

[wshu20]

Thumbs up if your watching this in 2012...

[xBaNaNaxMaN94]

@wshu20 no were all watching it in 1912 fucking gypsy

[wshu20]

@xBaNaNaxMaN94 you must be the most stupid fucking creature on earth.. did u even watch the video?

[xBaNaNaxMaN94]

@wshu20 no i just clicked on the video for the fun of it you fucking peice of shit and no im not the most stupid creature on earth you retard and yeah i understand your comment because your comment means YOU ARE A FUCKING GYPSY ASS LICKING FUCKTARD

[wshu20]

@xBaNaNaxMaN94 and you are just a dick riding 11 yr old faggot, who likes to get teabagged in his sleep by his dad, whiteboy asked what do you think thats the most annoying comment? so i posted that, and u ARE the most stupid creature on earth for not knowing that simple MOTHERUFKCING 1 thing, u fucking little faggot.. suck your moms cock..

[xBaNaNaxMaN94]

@wshu20 wow and im not 11 fyi also my mom doesnt have a cock also i dont ride dicks i ride bikes like your mom :D

[wshu20]

@xBaNaNaxMaN94 yes u ride bikes.. with sidewheels, you cant even ride a girl u need a ladder to get by her puss, i let your mom ride me.

[xBaNaNaxMaN94]

@wshu20 lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lol you wouldnt even be able to pleasure a girl with your one inch warrior

[wshu20]

@xBaNaNaxMaN94 you have a microsoft..

[I2awNinja]

Could you please check out my channel,. I try really hard and ty.

JK I am not a stupid Gypsy.

[MrJamalJonson]

u forgot how people say "i find this easy to masterbate to"

[zrock4848]

he went 27 and 0 why didnt he get a moab?

[MrSpacecraft12]

@zrock4848 he didnt have the specialist setup

[jed3094]

@zrock4848 he was using assault so some of the kills were from killstreaks

[Spoelville14]

@niteprowler1481 u spelled gypsy wrong stupid so shut up

[12345TheRonan]

Nobody will probobly read this but here goes :(

Thumbs up if you're the 301st viewer!

[bubyboy69]

@12345TheRonan 353570 viewer bud :|

[RadiohEraser]

You try to read all of them? Why lie?

[Wolfy2k10]

And btw , I hate it when I have to use toilet paper to wipe out the piss from the toilet sitter.

[Wolfy2k10]

Justin Bieber sucks!

"Insert some bullshit about Chuck Norris" comment!

This is still shorter than Kim Kardashian's marriage!

Maybe because you have a small penis ... and that's because I saw it o_O!

IMA FIRIN MY LAZER!

The dislike bar is the size of Justin Bieber's dick!

I'm a thumbs up WHORE! Thumbs up!

There you have it . Now you don't need to comment on this video !

[BL4CK0UT21]

i pee purple on the side of my toilet

[prestiqeHD]

im actually the 352,740 viewer Whiteboy :o

[Bribz126]

i hate when people spam on my channel it pisses me off

[JustaBrazzel]

@niteprowler1481 That sir, was uncalled for

[SupaaFr3shh]

774 people who watched this video are gypsies.

[kluskey95]

it was difficult but i did manage to masturbate to the sound of your voice

[heyitsmyaccount]

Sometimes, I like to lay in my neighbor's yard and pretend I'm a carrot.

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kills you.

The comment below me is gay.

[winxclubfantotally]

I'LL SHOW YA HOW TO BE TOP COMMENT!

[USARMYaaron52]

@winxclubfantotally no

[AthenaDomino]

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

[superspinclaw]

when there was an error when i tried to post the comment and it made me spell bombroto

[superspinclaw]

i get on top comments on like 15 different videos everyday weird

[TheLildesi3921]

Guy1: I got a MOAB!!!!

guy2: bullshit your streak is only 23

guy1: ya i kinda took an arrow to the knee

[hourlongwolf]

I hate the comments saying

I'm a 13 year old gamer and check my channel for modern warfare 3 epicness

Thanks BILL

[tatiana7126]

good job on the vid bro, keep the nice work up

[Cereallkiller1]

I hope this comments brings happiness to your life.

[watermelon1358]

Ok... ehhhmmmm....hi?

[drwafflecopter]

to people who try to get top comments: Y U NO BE ORIGINAL???

[luc5793]

the 771 how dislike vid is gyps.....whiteboy stop the gyps

[mustysmoove]

i'm now a GOAT fan because Chris Smoove is posting 1 video in 2 weeks which isn't showing any effort or is kinda lazy, sorry Smoove and hello WhiteBoy7thst

[NOHATERS18]

@xJoshx77

don't be hatin on the gIngers because you're jellin

[NOHATERS18]

I was going to tell you the most annoying comment bit then I took an arrow to the knee

[duckomatic31]

top comments should stay b\for all huge top comments since most of the time they are hilarious and clever

[navra1234]

if chuck norris is god i dare him to come and slap my face onto the keyboardahahhhseuboafgvb3awerf­v3ywftre'we9tw9e0b77abta3w'0ed­suio[fvdsf[90[wesdf[90wert0rfg­[0ej9resfijoersfga;wiguijleuij­goaw4[e0gua9w helppppppppp 3wrijfwauijtrfrw[efgw['pujgwa[­g

[bbo228jlburn]

My most hated top comment is LeBron travled

[TheBlackboyy23]

the 771 people that disliked are gypsies

[imawesome592]

brett farve can throw a football over 60 yards............chuck norris can throw brett farve even farther

[halogo3]

The dislike bar for this video is like a ninja, you can barely see it

[miraELCHIEF]

Chuck Norris is a vagina , Bruce Lee goes hunting using a piece of string and thumbtacks .

[lordgmixxes]

iiiiii beat my dick like it owe's me Money

[zZKaoTicGamerZz]

I <3 WHITEBOY7THST :D :D :D

[plumbpetti]

Thumbs up if the same hand you wipe your ass with is the same hand you shake when you meet somebody!

[xJoshx77]

771 are gingers

[jefflang77]

2:20 that was a 4 in 1 !

[Darcy99388e]

Like so he can see...how about..fuck off

[superedmt]

I used to make arrow to the knee jokes, but then i got a bullet to the face :/

[superedmt]

If im, not top comment ill jump and kick a baby to the face!

[medion7777777]

THUMBS UP IF YOU'RE 304 VIEUWER AND CHUCK NORRIS WILL HAVE MOAB IN 1 SEC!!

[PivotKidJ]

and thus a new top comment is born lol

[MrMizka]

Bathroom.

You go to bathroom to take a shit. The snake drops to toilet and water splashes to ur ass. You want to clear out the water from ur ass, and when ur doing that ur finger accidently goes into ur asshole. Now ur pissd and trying to get the shit out of ur finger, so you try to reach the faucet. Sitting back to toilet u dont directly hit it and u fall to ground. Now the whole ground is covered on ur shit, and ur laying on it. Well... thats a shitty siduation. Well... what next. Give comment

[lor3nz015]

i like trains

[doublepzzzz]

@lor3nz015 asdf ftw

[TheDizzieKids]

@lor3nz015 woooow funnyyyy

[Darkangel42xx]

I like boobs

[ajrulesu1]

I used to make arrow to the knee jokes. The I took a goat to the knee

[BenBritton1]

2 Things i hate:

1.When I do poo and water splash up and squirt on my buthole

2.People who advertise there channel on other peoples videos

[BuddyProductions0]

when he said he pees on the side of the toilet I thought he meant the outside... :P

[Marsunbi]

*Comment removed by SOPA*

[igo2598]

I used to take arrows to the head, until I took an arrow to the knee.

[MrMarqss99]

I'm Chuck Noriis!!!

[benethere]

the worst comment is - 1st comment! wohooo

[kungfujapanxD]

hii

[greenbulldog88]

i would send u a vid but i tacken a arrow to to 8===D

[ArjunDusanj]

im going to have a shit when i get back this better be most thumbs up

[BendyTendy]

This was my birthday!

[theshawshankify]

i never got to be first comment till i took the fucken arrow out of my nee

[pinacolada401]

@theshawshankify im going to find you and kill your mom

[theshawshankify]

@pinacolada401 yea but i took my arrow out of my nee

[nwobw4life]

whiteboy is a boss, all the gypsys who dislike him and his videos should be punished in the worst possible way to torture gypsys....whatever that may be

[JackJay95]

I really like whiteboy but then i took an arrow to the knee.

[hazemtmarei]

3 things i hate

1 : books with 2 many words that describe something pointless ex : Stephanie mayer's twilight

2 : water splashing up my ass when i'm taking a dump

3 : justin beiber

[monkeybutt123123]

stephen hawkins walks in to a bar

[xDrucciMane]

@monkeybutt123123 Stephen "Hawking". Dumbass.

[SnatchGamers]

*ARROW IN THE KNEE!!!!!!!

[MrEpicLemon]

most annoying and fucked up comment is when one of the 5,000,000,000 'upcoming channels' posts a paragraph saying the same as everyone els: 'I know noone will see this but hi im 18 years old from england and I recently started up a youtube channel, This is the only way to get my content out there' There are too many freaking CoD youtubers out there, and then when they fail at trying to say how different they are; 'oh and I play CoD and minecraft' FUCK YOU!! then they say 'like so everyone cansee

[PivotKidJ]

chuck norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people then the grenade exploded

[vovautube]

@PivotKidJ LMAO!!!

[miraELCHIEF]

@PivotKidJ Bruce Lee eats bowls of grenades ; without any milk .

[MarkkTheSharkk]

Don't you hate that new sound it makes when you like a comment?

[Klutchman49]

@MarkkTheSharkk i know the sound it makes when i dislike a comment

[MarkkTheSharkk]

@Klutchman49 I know that sound it makes when you troll...

[Klutchman49]

@MarkkTheSharkk hehehehehe

[Lilwangbitch]

theres a glitch going on where if u like this comment it counts as 100 likes!!!!!

[Quzga]

If you want to get known, send the a video link to someone famous on twitter and if you make good content you'll get known fast.

[Lynch955]

I used to make skyrim jokes, but then i took a vagina to my penis

[firekid654]

i hear music in the background

[camoninjahhh]

I used to be a Jewish slave, but then I took a Pharoah to the Sea.

[xbox360jspin]

someday i want to become a pokemon master.....

[Thehundreds011]

right now there is 759 gypsys and 18,920 Goats

[TheZombiesmusic]

sometimes wen im alone i cover myself in Vaseline and pretend im a snail

[1Elite161]

@TheZombiesmusic dude wtf is wrong with you ?

[TheZombiesmusic]

@1Elite161 xD im kidding dude. ;o

[missionmanify]

Here it comes..... Titties!

[DiBaked]

seananners gets 308 views, and 2k likes!: D

[27zakarias]

Love it :O

[EpicTmanisEpic]

There is currently 759 gypsies and 18,910 Fucking beast ass motherfucking pros

[EpicTmanisEpic]

@WILL2WILL25 LOL

[xxHarveyMoonxx]

I dislike all video's that use commercials at the start, regardless of their quality.

[Abaliii]

@xxHarveyMoonxx

You Gypsy

[xxHarveyMoonxx]

@Abaliii at least I am am honest

[5nezza]

@xxHarveyMoonxx GYPSY BOY!

[xxHarveyMoonxx]

@5nezza you make money out of a free service and call me a Gypsy, yea right

[5nezza]

@xxHarveyMoonxx Calm down XD just a bit of banter lad

[XxGreenBeXx]

@zPhillipez hell yea yu got me all wet! XD no homo

[zPhilippez]

MY PENIS IS ERECT

[B1LLDOG]

Hey I know nobody will ever read this but as long as just one person reads it it's worth the time.

Anyways, Hi I'm "ARandomLoser" And I am a commentater too and i make videos just like yours. please like the living shit out of my videos, but only if you want to im not making you. subscribe (you have to) and favorite. hopefully i can get 14.6 trillion views on a video and then my mom wont make me lick her pinky toes :) [THAT IS THE MOST ANNOYING]

[MobBoss96]

why are ppl always saying 'whiteboys' and 'blackguys' and not 'blackboys' and 'whiteguys'?

[JLO8877XBOX]

Like if you can't go poop without peeing



[700millions]

i beat my wife 3-4 times a week.

im married to my penis

[Jas0nM5]

@700millions only...? Lol

[kevoolee]

those are subtitles

[CrazySpyMonkey]

Thumbs up this comment to thumbs up this comment.

[senorretard]

It's funny when a comment gets top comment and then everyone else tries to use the same  formula to try and get top comment