stifler quotes

[elfofdeath1]

seriously before ill ever start a fight with someone... ill ask them what the capital of Thailand is! Win!

[shreythesingh]

WTF neva sounded as Heavenly as frm Stiflers mouth ;)

[slimshady21able]

my idol :)

[SakuraSolidMarker]

happy fuckday,assmouth

[peterdabest94]

Just relax, take it slow and let the good times roll

I ALWAYS use that line when I'm with a chick

Thanks Stifler!

[Anthony4Vtown]

It's on like donkey kong Biatch

[DashCat9]

"I told you that guy wanted to fuck me!"

[taikun2]

''Suck my dick'' - Ron Jeremy xD

[ilovejustinbiebe662]

I Goh Peed On :L Haha X

[mikeslayer932]

oooooooooh well i guess it doesnt matter if i call you a crotch face you ball scratching finch fucker, go blow your dad!

[blytz1]

suck my donkey kong beeeatch!!!!

[evil33t]

"Tantrick? What the fuck is Tantrick?"

Loved it, Stiffler rules!!!

[childprodigy37]

You missed a great one: "I put the word out so high school chicks would come. Just cause you fuckers don't have dicks doesn't make it right for you to be here."

[Lisag507]

"its not what it looks like"

in american pie 3 when he does jim's granny

forgot that

[ph7ryan]

Im gonna hang out with my wang out and rock out with my cock out...

[DrunkenMidget90]

happy fuckday assmouth!!

[brettgrew342]

Thumbs Up If U Think Stifler Is One Of The Most Iconic Movie Figures Of All Time Shitbreak-LOL

[7fslayer]

i want to be him oh heres an idea y dnt u get a spoon so u can eat my ass hahahahahahhahahaha

[funnyhilariousvids]

well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake!

[TheHeadlikeahole]

LOVE 1:31!!!!!!!

[TheDjdiwzz]

i give u up a spoon u eat up my arse :P

[UGLYSTIKCOLIN]

"ah Fuckin right doggy! It's about God Damn time!"

[theownshow]

"suck my dick,Rom Jeremy" XD

[SakuraSolidMarker]

its funny cuz RON JEREMY WAS A PORNSTAR,,,,,GET IT???LOL

[theownshow]

@SakuraSolidMarker

that makes it even better :P

[papa891891]

What's the capital of Thailand?

Bangcock!

[PawnerGrimB]

"Jim, put the fucking shirt on! You scare the chicks away!"

[airbendernaruto5]

gives him the finger

[tragic1Kingdom]

"It's on like Donkey Kong, Bi-aaatch."

after we heard that, my friends and i said that constantly for about three years.

[Khieener]

well, polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake

[katymersnick]

"i have an 11 inch penis AROUND . . . think about" lol my favorite

[beautyxoxqueen]

i wanna piece of the stifmiester

[00Andreas00]

Finch, What's the capital of Thailand? BANCOCK!!!. I have a boy from Thailand in my class XD

[YungArsine]

My Dick luks like a corndog I got cake all over my Ballz Lol Stifler is my dude

[buffy2347]

Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake. Hilarious! I love Stifler! My fav of the American Pie trilogy (and I call it trilogy because the others suck), is the third, American Wedding because there is a hell of a lot more Stifler. He's absolutely hilarious in it!

[cornspike]

Bathe the Stifmiester!!!!!

[dahoodsta08]

0:25 pissed myself

[toxicozzy2k]

"i have a 11 inch penis AROUND....think about it"

[ItsAndyInnit]

Stiffmeister's palace of love,urgh straight love!

LMAO.

[SINCITY1207]

wats d capital of thailand? BAAANGCOCK! hahaha

[timxoamy]

1:23 best scene

[PinayLady91]

LMAO

damn i love stifler xD

[RedTShirtBoy]

watch my fav stifler clips & quotes video

[volks20vc]

what the capital of thailand ? bangkok lmao

[alieeandaston]

dont-push-me-coz-im-close-to-t­he-edge-im-tryin-not-to-lose-m­y-head-uhuu-uhuuu lol :-)

[SouthPark04]

It's like stifler vs. Cartman

[Spikes007]

"Suck My dick - Ron Jeremy"

:P

[helmuthoorn]

Observe the f..... Stiffmeister

[Jamesk10102000]

Its on like Donkey Kong BIATCH!

[oneway2005]

well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake

[95stangdude]

Happy fuck day assmouth, dickhead, fucker, ass-jockey, fuck-face, shithead, cockblock, dipshit, assholes, shit-break, dick, biatch!!!!! and not one repeated!!!! damn

[BODOspidey666]

2:29 ->> 4:00  ...

[themurkleman]

ino, what happens :S i thoght it was jus me lol

[Guerillaradio13]

legend lol

[partyboyedd]

its on like donkey kong biatch

[RyuKenChaos]

ALL HAIL STIFFLER!

[95stangdude]

"!!Oh, fucking right doggie!!, it's about goddamn time!" LOLZ

[Jackassmosher]

this dude is like HOT!!

and well love these films

thn agen who doesnt !!

[PlanbElliot]

u fucking like that shit momma and shed be like fucking right doggy

[rbricknermcdo11]

i have an 11in penis around-think about these movies are amazing

[11max22]

"theres little hearts on her panties"

[ScrillaVilla1]

everyone wants a piece of the stiffmeister

[jawwad1987]

LOLZ..THE DAWG ROCKS

!!

[tafc4eva]

tis dick is my hero

[ashv900]

stiflers awsome=]

[shayto22]

long live the stiffmeister!!

[CurseOfSouls]

lol...you are saying meister?! thats a german word. i heard that "meister" sounds for a american ear quiet cooler than master. For a German it it sounds better if you say stiffmaster.

sry for my english

[Richard16Law]

Lol, but Stiffmaster sounds very wrong in English. XD

[LysiLoo]

You Can Blow me after practice! x

[Jimbo0119]

Stifler is the best ever!

[BlueNoseConor]

polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake haha

[teamtagaly1]

...i got peed on...

[atpess]

bang-cock..hahaha

[Rupenbritz]

haha noice

[malxmusician212]

luv stiffler