[6/29] Don't stick things up your ...!

[ash29ley]

omg i loooooooove this one :) :) :)

[shortyyy22]

yu look nice in those shades ;D

[josh556jgusg]

Sensible and yet so sexy.

[ccbreezy101]

hes so cute it hurts.

[TheKewlgay]

I love watching your videos! I accidently, kinda sorta, came across one of yours someone had posted on myspace... and you totally got me to make a YouTube profile, or whatever this is, just so I could subscribe to your postings... Just thought I would let you know... I know this isnt the most recent, but Im not sure how to work this YouTube gaget yet. lol .... ok bye.

[cheer4sunshine123]

I love you.

[Hypomani1]

I LOVE 0.07 - 0.09

[Sakair]

u r 2 cute for words!!

[jeffmmmm]

"all next week" - are you doing all 5 videos this week? Not that that's a problem...

[jmlazareno]

do you speak spanish

[c1nico]

I want to kiss you and run my tongue across your teeth, damn you are sexy!

[nutmegg0506]

yo momma's so dumb she used a master ball on a ditto

[nutmegg0506]

i'm honestly surprised anyone understood it haha it makes me happy that someone else appreciates this :)

[QueenOfTokelau]

Your mama reads twilight

[holytiquito]

haha that yo momma joke is actually pretty funny.. i've heard that one before and I think it might be my favorite

[scandalousjen]

Secret words are fun!

[EddieGfoo]

THE WORD IS WHALE (s)!

[wheresmabed]

you have the best voice in the world!

[chillsheck]

no he doesn't

[nerdssssssssss]

"whaaaale joe picked this theme"

ahahah i cant believe i didnt notice that

[norlack89]

ME NEITHER! :P

[the8thlilpeep]

I know right??? XD

[iheartdreamboat]

Aaawe, wittle Kikael and his wittle smilwey face after yelling at wittle Stevie.

[tiesarefun]

lmao this is so funny "timestable" :P

[aaarianna]

i laughed at the yo momma joke..

[suzzicat]

Who could hate Michael Mondays???

*outraged face*

[guysjiveroom]

did you start off by saying well or whale?

[dbzmiri]

oh you did say the word.....

[GoodMorningMisterMam]

and you also tricked us with the secret word

[ErikGusto]

how old are the guys? MIchael said that he didnt want braces when he was 25... so hes over 25?

[xGodShesAnnoyingx]

i'm pretty sure he's like 27 or 28?

[emstarr13]

i feel like the secret word is whales.

[Nucopedia]

Did he say dont worry about your times tables because you get to use a calendar in college? lolz wow he must of being really hung over.

[ARboiWundr]

Whales #1!!

[andyboirules]

great video....

[nimuroji]

yo mama... here we used to just say, "your mum" as a response to everything and it seems so hillarious when you are young. PS I was in NY(From Australia) in May and think I stood next to you at grand central terminal; thought perhaps it could have been your twin though and that could have been awkward. Apologies for no saying hi or summin or nuffin.

[StopThatSquirrel]

oh my gosh I love you... and yo mamma.

[EmmyDunn]

bahahahahaha! the braces XDDD

[jenniwithani09]

bahahah!! Boy cooties you'll want :D

[megansayshello]

I laughed at your "yo mama" joke really hard.

[catinthehathat]

Rofl, am I the only one who thinks that the whale/yo' momma joke actually /was/ funny?

[thebitchesofliving]

i went to pride in the city tooooooo!!!!!!!!

[AmandaDorothy101]

haha. i had a 25 year old history teacher with braces

[jade1n6]

that yo mama joke was funny lol

[fiteoffurdemons]

lol i enjoyed this one

[boylover77778]

he's so devastated OMG that must have been a hell of a party lolz luv michael

xoxo

[skatmatt]

Thank god I always remembered a calendar during AP Calc in college....

hahah <3

[skatmatt]

Thank god I always remembered a calendar during AP Calc in college....

hahah <3

[imzUnicorn]

I had no idea that Tyler did that either. I was a bit in shock.

[rollsthepaul]

The doctor gave me some pills called suppositories. Well, they didn't work and for all the good they did, I might as well stick them up my ass.

[Shiokerz400]

haha.. calendar~ lol! :)

you look like > =.= hahaah! cutie! :D

[Rockismylove]

"we are familly" hahahaaaaaaa that jk was hillarous :D u rockszz!!!

[Pinkheels86]

100th comment? Yay? Great vid!

[aUsTrIaDeLuXe]

you were 99nth, sry xD

[matiou479]

That whale joke ! XD

[SonicDeeHedgehog]

Funny. It was no calculator in elementary school and jr high, but in high school we could use calculators, but then in college it was back to no calculators. So that time I spent in high school using a calculator totally made me forget how to add. I was screwed

[piewiistuff1]

im 13 and my parents havent gotten me braces yet yeahhh it suxz cuz half my friends are gettin them off and everyone else has already gotten them off already or dont need them and the rest have stupid parents like me and need them soon too and havent gotten them yet

[southparkgirl101]

atleast you only have to wear them for  year of highschool, because it really doesn't really matter in middle school. unlike some 14 year old bastards with only 1 fang... just one more and i get a free cupon to the dollar tree

[tishafoo]

heheh I was hungover after pride as well, I had to call into work

[aznandyroo]

Michael I love you so much. <3

[PaulLeary]

This guy's always just dripping with sexuality... and i love it...

[annaleejones3]

"I'll see you all next week!"

So Michael, are you going to be in every video next week? :P Haha, just kidding!

I like this theme. I'm really looking forward to this week. XD

[Sierralan1]

OMG!! Hilarious!! Love the hung over part!! You are adorable even hung over. Love the advice about brushing and flossing....liike a mama and the your mama jokes are bad...can you guess I am a mama!! Love you!~! Keep up the funny videos!! Hugs and KIsses!!

[xchuckCORPSEx]

heheheh nice video!

your my favorite of the 5awesomegays!

[mindreader6561]

mine too!

[guerino07]

yes to lame jokes and getting braces

[chrisray17]

I love the cute little videos that you make!

[lander1228]

finaaly someone agrees with me that yo mamma jokes are just stupid.

[FCUKitsSam]

you're so wonderful! hhahaa yayy gay pride!

[SeekingMyGr8Perhaps]

How about the "you're so stupid jokes"? I loved those.

You're so stupid you sold your car for gas money.

haha oh childhood. You had good advice though!

[RGjr146]

I bet you're not so proud of that hang over now are you. I could come to NY and rub your head....Oops, your forehead.

[AnimeLvr77]

Hilarious slip up!

"You'll want boy cooties" So true :]

[countsoss]

I have not heard a yo mama joke in forever. LOL I think it was funny!

[robyoung1]

I would love to get all drunk and gay with you... not in a sexual way! haha! Next time ur in england gimme a call!!!! I can take you to a place where trannies give you free sweets. haha.

robxx

[giygas666]

And I agree you look hott(er) with a hangover!

[giygas666]

"Those feelings of being different are completely normal". Yup! But then I kinda didnt care at that point in my life....still don't actually :)

[DorienGris]

You are so hilarious. The only flaw in your videos is that you are so hot that you can be kinda distracting. But I love to watch them twice.

[EllyatheDisco]

lol you're so cute when you're hung-over!

my advice: DON'T JOIN ORCHESTRA!

[o0oviceo0o]

michael's advice to his 10-year-old self: go out on a date with matt from brooklyn when you move to ny ♥

[theoldkappa]

You are sooooo cute. You make me smile with your videos. And I think you do the whale 'your mama' joke was the first one I've actually laughed to.

[alaninnh]

Michael has a "pride hangover."

[rRobitt]

Holy shit yo mamma jokes are that old?!

[pkeroack]

I remember the one (yo mamma wears combat boots) from the early 1960s - it was probably old then, too!

[PinkEightBall]

haha! michael you tweets yesterday were sooooooo funny.... happy gay pride! haha! BESOS

[DarlingLadyC]

Loved gay pride in ny this year. Had so much fun!!!!n Woot!

[silverangel91900]

HA. Don't stick things up your nose. haha.

I would inform myself about hair straightners and and anitfrizz stuff. =]

no, i didn't grow up in the 80's. i was a 90's kid. but i had really bad hair.

[pennygoo]

i would say: "get a haircut!"

[gabeuttsecks]

i remember events but i can't place when happend even a year later

[keithzworld]

Awesome video Michael, glad you enjoyed yourself at Pride!

[pandapandax]

I'm sad to say that I laughed really hard at that "yo momma" joke.

[vanness5]

Pride was fun, LSD made for a fantastic experience, to see so many people in action with love in their hearts, shining... ahhh... toss in a bunch of kick ass music and you have a magnificent event!

HAPPY PRIDE ALL!

[gopaw1]

ooooooooh i should try that next year!! especially with all the half nekked men strutting around ;-) haha

[Chelseascute63]

my bro went to pride yesturday :D(L)

[jpsketch03]

I had such a blast a Pride yesterday! I was marching with BROADWAY IMPACT.

Did you march, or just watch?

[youwontfindmee]

i went to the pride yesterday :]

[linaschukat]

your mom sticks things up her nose.

[laurrcakes]

that's how she told me she liked it last night.

[megannia0]

i have really grown to enjoy you, michael.

[cafekawaii]

i'm getting tired of these video. nothing is educational anymore, its all dirty puns and stupid 2 minute videos.

[soundlyawake]

i don't even remember being 10 :-\

[brian8907]

You know what is funny?

Your mom.

[shanohu]

i love you :)

[thehayleyandallishow]

i have those glasses in white! :)

[mollylovebby]

calender haha!

[omgwtfree]

OMG i think i saw you at the gay pride parade in NYC =)

[penguin3647]

haha xD calendar oh Michael

[kdj24370]

Why do i subscribe to this? I think I've forgotten

[ohmygodbritney]

woops, don't care

[Kilendger]

Lol, feel better from your hangover and you were a funny 10-year-old

[Jamluvs80s]

i've shoved rocks up my nose when i was 5

[southparkgirl101]

i laughed at the yo mamma joke. ha!

[rachelizzie]

ME TOO xD

[xjabi]

yo mommas so fat when she got on the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie

[ChrisIsCornflake]

I would like to point out that THIS is what I saw in my subscription box from 5awesomegays:

"[6/29] Don't stick things up your..."

O.O

[CheekTV]

Ha ha, I thought it was sex advice again :P x

[Pilunia1]

Way too funny! xD

[chibiviolinist21]

pause at 2:06 are you not wearing pants? XDD

[mrsgreghouse14]

and boy cooties...you'll want =)

oh how i wish you were straight and mine! <3

[craziehoney3]

yeah i will def be seeing you next week!!! woot woot!

[Teeareohwhy89]

lmfao

[RomanticsInc]

...XD

[5heyheyhey9]

i thought the your momma joke was kinda funny :]

[ilovecookiesxo]

lmao "multilpilcation" =)

[littlemissylu]

Haha, that was hilarious. Sorry that you've gotta go to work. =( That totally sucks.

[TnDon]

That gay pride celebration must have been something to behold.....you be looking a tiny bit peeked. But your looking cute anyway....hehe Cheers!

[VooDooBiach520]

you know what? i really enjoy your Monday videos.

[strokestv]

were you not wearing pants?

that's a weird question.

i don't know why my eyes shifted to the bottom of the screen but i thought i saw Michaelhip, did I see Michaelhip?

[saxa132]

You're laughing on that couch. o_O

Great vid. :P

[0justBETHANY]

i LOVE using calenders to help me multiply! LOL ;D

[recipesfromahat]

your advice sounded a lot like a song I know... well.. not the dont stick stuff up your nose part...

anyway. Keep your old love letters. throw away your old bank statements.

[Mammmmmmu]

poor you, having to go to work totally hung over. aww

[WillzWatching]

Love the stop being an asshole to your teachers comment :)

We were the worst when we were 10. We lost all manners and respect for authority.

[bye1962]

LOL! you are great!

[sxckuku]

i actually laughed at the Yo Mamma joke

<3

[sammydora]

too funny. love the calendar comment. =D

[musicislife34]

You are like the new Korey!

[ralphfv]

see you in a weeekkkkkk (:

[timestarvedcd]

glad you said nose

[ParadiseUp]

...Let me write this stuff down xP

[maitriparamita]

"Don't stick things up your nose!"

- was that a safe sex tip? :P

[LyricalLife]

I love how you went to work hungover...i'm glad I'm not the only one.

[balteb]

Boy cooties! Yeah I don't think we want those either. I'm just sayin'! LOL.

[oscarrs13]

haha im tired too.

[aznchic01]

those are hot sunglasses :D and i totally thought your title was going to say "don't stick things up your ass"......hahahaha~

i would probably tell my 10-yr-old self not to date so early.

[disneykid1]

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

[lettersfromkobol]

What are you talking about, man?! Girls totally have cooties. Psha! to the fact that they later become booties. Psha, I say!

[stfuxxxxxx]

Ahhaha. I just read the sidebar and for a second just read "So. Hung." and I laughed for about 5 mins.

[UniqueeSkull]

Lol, I did the exact same thing.

[anibal3190]

too bad you have to work hungover

[hapilyeverafta91]

that was actually some good advice!

[mmeggnogg]

awhah you need sleep

[quietnotquite]

hahahahha calendar

[blondeylocks789]

Gatorade helps! =]

[mandapop]

lol about calendar/calculator hehehee

[caitlinsusernamee]

hahahaha. tired? and hung over.