Wheatley is the best at flirting

[DrNazus]

I would have agreed just to see what sex with a sphere was like...

[purplesodapop]

lol what show is the audio from?

[AlleyKat452]

I'm mentally scarred now. I DUN LIKE YOU ANYMORE WHEATLEY! *throws a brick at him*

[AlleyKat452]

@AlleyKat452 Wait. This is fake. I'm pretty sure. Wow I was being stupid. *Tackles Wheatley and feeds him some cake, even if he can't really...eat it...you know..*

[AlleyKat452]

@AlleyKat452 Ok. Nevermind. Read some comment. Don't bother reading my comments. C;

[sunnygagn0n9]

LOL EWWW

[Midara106]

now im shivering... xp

[RashTopCompruter]

I might be a Wheatley fan girl, but this is just creepy.

[MaggieAndGrazie]

O.O

~Grazie

[Midara106]

one of the reasons why i NOW learned how to close my legs.... o-o

[MagicantNess]

Chell shall get to know all of Wheatley's software AND his hardware. Thank goodness he doesn't have a JOYSTICK.

[portaljake]

wow this is just sad. this isent even funny.

[awsomeguyxx]

okay?

[eternallyDelusional]

o-e *face desk*



[eternallyDelusional]

o-e *facedesk*

[LunaAumento]

Oh my god...Stephen Merchant is the best person ever. xD

[metalslugunleashed27]

SIR WHEATLEY HAS A PENIS!!??

[XxHelenaAilyxX]

how the fuck did that happen xD I died laughing

[AwesomePictures2011]

XD lolz

[warriorcats4ever100]

omg does it really say that o.O

[grunt11795]

@warriorcats4ever100 Yes,but in the test version of portal 2,then after,valve releized that when kids purchase these games,they get money not only by adults but children,so they made the wheatly's sayings less mature,and notice:in the final release of portal 2,notice wheatly's voice is different than the one here?Its because they fired the old wheatly voice actor and hired a new one.

[Allielee14]

Omg.... just watched this... and then I noticed the upload date. My birthday last year. O.o

[507764CAT]

@Allielee14 OMG! UNRELATED!!

[KryttyOrgamaProducts]

Transcribe audio...

[shaz12hedgehog]

FUCK. I'M DYING

[MamboCat84]

The real reason he woke Chell up...

[Pikalove18]

I literally DIED laughing.

Yes, I am a ghost while typing this.

Kind of hard to do actually, um, you know, being, uhh, dead.. and all.

[CrazyNeighbor96]

"Was this editted out of the game?"

"wtf At what part of the game does this happen?"

"This doesn't happen in my version of the game..."

Stephen Merchant fans/Smerchettes: "You must be new here..."

[killbrother15]

He said bagina

[violetthewolf]

i think i gotta go.... disect my brain after watching this....

[silentspring222]

This can't be canon... Chell speaks.

[beagle412]

Wheatley's a player.

[killbrother15]

He has a dick xD

[holyhandgrenade999]

@killbrother15 But they told him that if he ever tries to use it, he would die.

[TheSkrillexKiller]

IS THIS REALLY THE VOICE ACTOR? 

[lephong]

@TheSkrillexKiller yes

[p00p2062]

Was this a removed scene, or is this just a mod? Knowing valve, it was probably removed at the last second....

[LunaAumento]

O_o

[invaderNari]

the fuck is this?!

[Cyndane]

Now all there needs to be is some conversion gel jizz.

[terrariacockcucker]

do robots have a penis or is it like a injectable nanobody type thing?

[BabyRetardFish]

Chell's response "Apple"

[colebowlin68]

It should have been...

Wheatly: I would insert my floppy into her disc.

Chell: No

[malakaki111]

Wheatley has a penis?

[TheCosplayFan]

WHAT?! Why did you say no Chell?!

[chavokR]

WHAT WAIT CHELL WHEATLEY HAS A i just died didnt i

[julianwicker]

what the FUCK! did i just watch?

[JoJoIsEpicsauce]

@julianwicker my reaction too...

[DazTora]

Take me stud

[PandaBearInASuit]

AWKWARD SEX!

[HellTheDemonHog]

OMG XDDDDD

[MegstarsSeedrians]

OH HOLY-

I think I just died XDDDDDD

[TheJoeltimms]

i dont remember that hmmm is iit kids version or adult version cause i got the kids one :\

[08victoriaify]

WHEATLEY! I thought you were better than......THAT.

[08victoriaify]

lol

[Tehkina]

:O :O :O I was thinking a little bit , we hasn't he told me this in the game, PEOPLE MOVE ON! Damn it Wheatley.

[piathefish131]

oh shit I just got a virus from you, because uhh I didnt have my firewall up and it came through. sorry about that.

[letsplayer87]

whealtly wheatley wheatley...

[Awesomesauce5353]

im saying this to my crush

[drowningmouse]

Oh my god. XD That... That was perfect. lol I don't know of any other conversation that would make intercourse any less attractive. lmao

[Awesomesauce5353]

how?!?

[animeexpofans]

lol

[IAmSuperWeirdGal]

I guess Chell makes his software, hardware. xD

[MegaRandompeoplez]

wheatly you dont have a penis

[TheNightcloudHATER]

O_O HOW DID YOU GET THIS!?

[tak3808]

Somebody needs to splice the audio from Merchant's stand up tour where he says "Who wants to suck my cock? Who wants to lick my balls? Who wants to suck my cock AND lick my balls?" into the part where GLaDOS tries to stun Wheatley with a paradox. After that GLaDOS says "Don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it". ROFL

[QuestionedTurkey]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[doane1981]

I can just imagined all those Chell/Wheatley Fangirls squealing with joy at the sight of this.XD

[TheGoshDarnBatman8]

In my prePortal days, I actually thought this was part of the gameplay, convincing my perverted little mind to buy Portal solely for the sake of Wheatley the Player.

[Cyndane]

@TheGoshDarnBatman8 Well, considering that Wheatley has already been Rule 34'd along with Chell...*shifty eyes*

[3JeanPierre3]

PORNTAL

[xavier1232123]

so funny HAHAHHAA

[SadisticFruitcake]

I think I blushed, from now on I won't be able to play Portal 2 and look at Wheatley without thinking of this conversation xD

[ironmantis25]

they need to bring wheatly back in portal 3

[RandomKPluver]

This is around the part in the beginning where he's speaking with Chell, which I assume is what makes it that much more awkward.

[jonnavdpas]

Wheatley, Y U NO human!? I'd bang you if you were a human! D8<

[AnoukvdS]

Wheatley has a penis? :O

[TorchicBlaziken313]

Make a video of him saying this while trying to hack the computer.

[TorchicBlaziken313]

Now THAT's a courtesy call.

[OceanbornAngel]

Aw man, I'd profess my great love for Wheatley in an instant!

[sjorsenlapje]

wut...

[NekitoTwilight]

holy shit

you can speak like wheatley! lol!

good work

[erkpwnzall]

@NekitoTwilight No, that's Stave Merchant. The voice actor for Wheatley. He's actually a comedian.

[NekitoTwilight]

@erkpwnzall

thats even better lol, he is awesome

[DavidReinold]

Am I the only one wondering who you are and how the hell you got that voice?

[DwarfTorja]

Wheatley is best Sphere.

[gotriceandshrimp]

FAKE; she said no. :)

[CyberNecrovalley]

What just happened?

[Enigma3650]

....I died...xD ...twice...

[Portal2Fan1337]

He.....Wheatley.....oh my god....

[alicwkd]

It's not an impression guys, it's really Steven Merchant.

Oh and also: Wheatley is fucking God

[ProcellaCor]

Wheatly... you don't... you don't have a... never mind, you'll figure it out...

[LinkFan4199]

OMFG Great Wheatley impression!

[Cyndane]

@LinkFan4199 this isn't a Wheatley impersonation; it's from the actual voice actor. The voice clip came from the series called "Extras"

[TheGoshDarnBatman8]

@Cyndane Do you know which episode?

[error2k2]

@Cyndane

Eh? It's not from Extras dude. I recommend you watch Extras though because it's freaking awesome.

It's from the movie Hall Pass. It' an okay film. The clip /watch?v=MFM4WsVY9pM

[funtimeMcminecraft]

Your good at dooing wheatlys voice bro!

[Cyndane]

@funtimeMcminecraft Dude, this isn't a Wheatley impersonation. The voice is from the actual voice actor, Stephen Merchant. The voice clip just came from a different show that Merchant was in, called "Extras".

[CarcalTV]

How did he do that?

[kpgcatlover]

WTF WHEATLY CAN GO DIE IN A HOLE NOW!

[Technorex]

-twitch-

[Rybrytas]

For a second I thought that this was real.

I got really scared.

[MTGlipp]

This brings a whole new meaning to a chapter later on in the game, 'The Itch'..

[Dccopus]

How did you do this, can you like impersonate Wheatly perfectly?!

[TheMindlessEmo]

@Dccopus The actual Voice actor said this, Stephen Merchant. xD

[xplinux22]

I bet Chell's really thinking:

"Oh, Wheatley, just insert your floppy into my drive, install your drivers, and spread your TCP/IP packets over my servers."

... no? 0.o

[themapman20000]

no he's a core(he's also corupted at chapter 6)

[JumboCakeMonster]

@themapman20000 *9

[MeltingCORE2]

@themapman20000 I know what he is, I'm a Portal fan. ._. It's me and my bro's joke that he's just a eye because he looks like a floating eye.

[MeltingCORE2]

But... Wheatly... is... just a eye.

[MrZombiemod]

in trascrive its "been searching money penis"

[allenwalker4th]

*strips* my body is ready for you wheatly!

[Delta6202]

@allenwalker4th sexbot, AWAAAAAAY!

[HaruMuffin1714]

*died*

[hairykitty12]

does weatly notice the player is a boy?

[XxNearlyLovedxX]

@hairykitty12 The person you're playing as is a girl.

[mineCraf0]

@hairykitty12 Have you even played the fucking game? Brush up your Portal knowledge dumbass.. -_-

[IBriansit0]

@hairykitty12 Are you serious? YOU HAVEN'T EVEN PLAYED A PORTAL GAME BEFORE????

[Chevyz2886]

ml

[HoneytheMienshao]

I hope this was edited... if not..... maybe I WON'T play this in front of others.

[Pizzopizzaz]

@HoneytheMienshao It was edited

[WTFDIARIES]

brb. I'll go get the extension cables~

[LittleReshef]

You naughty, naughty wheatley...

[KayWai7]

......Does he really say this in the game? I just got it sooooo....

[ExileChan]

@KayWai7 No.

[2KingdomHearts345243]

@KayWai7 XD No, why is it rated 10+ if Wheatley says this?

[Cyndane]

I guess this is what he had to resort to after not getting enough of his euphoric high from "The Itch" chapter, LOL

[wonton55923]

Oh god. Just oh god. Put your floppy disk into my hard drive and release your data over my documents.

[SirSoup420]

He wants to insert his floppy into her disk drive.

[WerthPower]

For the many of you who are confused as to how this came about, Stephen Merchant has done quite a lot besides voicing Wheatley (most of it with writing partner Ricky Gervais), including: Co-create The Office (the UK version which was the basis for the US one), writing/acting in the HBO show Extras, has a successful podcast-turned-HBO show, a history on British radio, and some live performing. Finding clips of him saying inappropriate stuff is not difficult.

[DjLEATH3R]

WTF? where or how did you make this?

[johnhelinski]

@DjLEATH3R Wil Wheaton made it. He posted it on his Google+ a few weeks ago.

[yayersful]

lmao

[MeingroessterFan]

What is this... how does this even.. *brain collapses*

[monz125]

oh god...im on the weird side of youtube again....

[Skunkoon98241]

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

[finstrike7]

When the hell does this occur? Or how?

[WTFDIARIES]

oh my..... WHY DID SHE SAY NO!

[bonbonbuns]

lol i only wathced this again 'cause of the porn music in the background

[Hayden7White]

WTF!

[Remolizzo]

Robot penis?

[waffleafagus]

AW WHAT THE FU- *explosion*

[dragonmoon91]

D: whyyyyy

[FoxyPocky]

She shoulda' gone for it. :3

[scionicspectre]

Say WHAT?

[Kingopersia]

CHELL IS A LEZBO

[SmexyHinata13]

dear gawd....robots have that!?!? What have we humans been missing out on!? And I thought this was the actualy gameplay...guess not?

[tak3808]

Where did you get this audio from?!?! o.0

[Birthday1313]

Where is it?

[LegoStripes]

LMAO

[Diana8453]

I'm gay and /I'd/ go for it.

[Deadninjamonkey]

omg thats so gay

[Uberdude15]

I'm 12 and what is this?

[randomboostsuperguy]

your mom

[zach10168]

@Uberdude15 welcome to the 12 years old who dont get it club, buddy

[acau77]

Wait....Wheatly has a....wait what?

[lewisdfra98]

@acau77 Rule 34

[acau77]

Just say apple.

[IMakeEpicSAMmiches]

I am almost certain this is from some sort of comedy sketch the voice actor (Stephen Merchent) did elsewhere. With clever editing skills the op managed to splice the two together. Bloody brilliant.

[MsImadork]

You guys really think this is a voice over? WTF? Use your brain.

This was hilarious, though. How the hell could Chell not hit that? XD

[ColinEmerald]

Whether he's a robot or not, I LOVE HIM. <3

[Arrwzyfrrzynhezzi]

HOLY FUCKNUTS. lol.

[NintenHedgehog]

I can imagine him saying this to GLaDoS.

Just yes. (Sorry, I'm a GLaDoSxWheatley fan on a ChellxWheatley video. I deserve to die. Sense the sarcasm about that last part though.)

[candyismylife1234]

i got VERY DISTURBED on 0:12 e_e

[blastonid]

well I'm the best in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAACE

[GaladedridDamodred]

*gets panties blown off by the awesome*

[candyismylife1234]

@GaladedridDamodred

...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAA­AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHH

[BionicleHarry]

No that's from extras I think

[sammisquigellz]

I have every reason to suspect that you ARE or either KNOW Stephen Merchant >.>

Or that you stole this from him. <.<

[ROBLOXPlayHits]

LOL

[touge242]

ok, how? half of those words aren't recorded as far as I know. perfect