Clerks 2 Trailer

[ShitBagProductions]

Some1 pls give me link to 1:13 When Jay and Bob are moshing!

[ukats18]

@ShitBagProductions or u dont have to be lazy and look it up which will take a good 30 sec.

[ShitBagProductions]

@ukats18 found it weeks ago :D

[KapaBahamut]

1:28 is that Scott Mosier?

[KapaBahamut]

O.O "dont look at his wee wee" gets me every time XD

[SongHooks1993]

woulda been cool if they made this one black and white also and at the end the screen fills up with color...idk for some reason i thought thats what happend its been a while since ive seen this or clerks 1

[racarb]

how could you not like Kevin Smiths movies....

[limaozito]

Rosario is hot!

[KrackKreature]

Clerks 1 was in black and white because KS was on a low budget.

[bananaPLEASE]

This trailer is bad. I liked the movie.

[TheDoomArt]

"oh"

[Duodecillian]

37 DICKS

[MnMS1904]

clerks 2 wasnt  bad, usaully the sequel is bad, i like both of them.

[glacier2win]

King Diamond ftw

[mwolk101]

1:16

[forzazzurri20]

WHY ISNT IT IN BLACK AND WHITE?

[jman224333]

@forzazzurri20 The first clerks was in black and white.

[TheDensley7]

@forzazzurri20 Because KS actually has money now.

[ACjake666DC]

@forzazzurri20 because onl;y the first sence is in black and white and kevin smith had a WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY bigger budget then he did for clerks

[Mr4419733]

@EpicdemicTV on HBO so they can do any thing they want

[XBLiranouttaIDEAS]

"Pourch monkey isn't a racist term to black people, nigger is!!"

[sbrookes1991]

how about u build towards making some fucking fries xD

[leo96r1]

Can anyone please tell what song that is in 0:08?? I heard it from somewhere but I cant remember.. I'll appreciate it..

[TH3xMAST3RxM1ND]

@leo96r1 it sounds like the song from silence of the lambs when the guy was like

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.

[leo96r1]

@TH3xMAST3RxM1ND Yeah i figured that out like 5 minutes after the trailer was finish.. Thanks!!

[MrAlmondsss]

@leo96r1 whats it called?

[leo96r1]

@MrAlmondsss The song is "Good Bye Horses" by: Q Lazzarus

[DieByTheDrop]

@leo96r1 Goodbye Horses by Q Lazzarus

[elliotisirish]

Jesus christ that "dante" guy is sooo fucking ugly! I have never seen someone so ugly I wanted to punch them in the face, and his "sexy" look makes me want to blow my god danm brains out!

[LawlietandLight]

@elliotisirish He looked a little better in the the first move when he was younger.. But I know what you mean.

[fzq124]

"Is that the fuckin' Bible?

hey The HOLY fuckin' Bible" !!

[Nexures]

Clerks. Jay and Silent Bob. Clerks 2. Am I right?

i dont know.. 3 of these movies are fucking amazing

[thewolfkingskeeper]

hmmm...Snootchie Bootchie.

[THEDARTHFANBOYS]

00:30 MY NAME IS EARL WIN!!!

:( jay and silent bob look to different in this one

[AGENT164evr]

jay and silent bob!!! lol

[AlbertWesker201]

Awesome Movie

[TheKrypton92]

1:15 for nipples

[xqspx]

Woow, such a crappy trailer.

The movie is actually really good.

[SharptoothedGrin]

Oh and 63 people looked at Dantes wee wee ^^

[SharptoothedGrin]

LOL saddly I grew up with people alot like this XD

[kingt34]

@0:50 when I was young and naive I swear he said "They even like it when you go ask them out!" How wrong and suprised I was when i found out.... HAHAHA XD

[gublue24]

oh

[toshiroowns]

@DrummerBoy93100 Ya know...I actually had that same problem with Clerks 2. I was fortunate enough to record Mallrats on TV some years ago. I got Clerks 2 used from eBay.

[toshiroowns]

@DrummerBoy93100 How about on DvD?

Support the director for christ sakes.

[DeagleDoubleD]

ass to mouth :D :D :D Shit this thing still makes me lol like insane :D

[242144]

sämsta skiten någonsin

[badmoth77]

@242144 yeah, i completely agree. ...just kidding, didn't understand a fuckin' word :D

[thagrammarnazi]

i'm not sure about this movie, in the first one randall was just a pessimist who liked pissin people off, but in this one he's just an idiot, and in the first one dante was just some random guy that a lot of shit was happening to, but in this one he's like the guy in movies that's been a loser all his life. don't get me wrong i love this movie and the first clerks just sayin

[guschti11]

I just say: "Ass to mouth"! :D

[MrKamilianuk]

1:22 whats the song????

[98Lubo]

@MrKamilianuk welcome home by king dimond

[YRUIM]

1:16 Bra -_-

[MikeyAlsip]

love this fucking movie

[galgia12345]

is that pubic hair?!

[sYgame02]

o.O earl and randy xD

[Hoozon2]

is the first movie worth seeing? i mean, its black and white and do i have to see the first 1 to understand the second 1?

[mictlanblume]

@Hoozon2 a movie shouldnt be judged by the color or format in wich has been recorded, in any case i doubt that you can understand the movie any way...

[Lirianus]

@mictlanblume Shouldnt judge by the color but they give me a depressive feeling, especialy the old ones with all those scraching and hairs.

[mictlanblume]

@Lirianus is in fact a kinda depresive funny movie, and you need to se the first part to understand the second one, give your self the oportunity of laughin at the pathetic reallity that we live!!

[GrendelBoglin]

@Hoozon2 The first is like, the best comedy ever made. Who cares if its in black and white? That's what makes it awesome. It's different. Super cheap budget. And no huge companies like Universal Studios or anything isn't making it. Its a cheap ameature movie, and yet its one of the greatest films of all time. So yes, watch it. You'll never see anything like it,

[CitySkin09]

I was never so psyched to see this when I first saw the trailer...the return of counter culture.

[JordanMRos]

"don't look at his wee wee" lmao

[Bojan992]

Whats the diffrence between Clerks and Jay and Silent Bob? I mean, its like they're the same movies but diffrent names, wtf?

[a1pha926]

@Bojan992 Clerks was about 2 convientent store owners in New Jersey, and Jay and Silent Bob just happened to be secondary characters in it. After the success of the movie, the director made a spin-off film for them

[Bojan992]

@a1pha926

Thank you, gotta watch Clerks :)

[a1pha926]

@Bojan992 You should watch all of Kevin Smiths movies. Some of them take place in the "View Askewniverse" which most of his movies take place in New Jersey and have interlacing stories. Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob, Mallrats, and Chasing Amy

[sathomaso]

Guys, does anyone know the name of that metal-song kicking in at 1:10 ???? DAMN IT SOUNDS AMAZING!!!! Please let me know, thanks!

[sathomaso]

@sathomaso haha always surprised by the power of google. searching for "you better be my friend" lyrics the metal song popped up :) called WELCOME HOME from KING DIAMOND ;)

[PonasMiagis]

I loved that part with donkey :DDD so hilarious

[maxlerrow5]

whats the first song, the nipple dancing song :p?

[jafucha]

whats the song at 0:23 ??

[chip2563]

@jafucha the song is goodbye horses

[ryharrington]

check out the kevin smith brocast commercial on youtube

[zzXDarKXzz]

Don't look at his wee wee...lol Jay and Silent bomb are Badass

[helobobomg]

whats the song in the beggining

[paulnbe2]

that dude at 1:05 has a big fuking 4 head

[masarrasan12]

dis movie is halarious dude , i love it

[VampiressLekita]

Im a clerk, trust me, everything they say is true. MY STORE EVEN HAS FUCKING MILKMAIDS! Randel was right, this job would be great if it werent for the fucking coustmers!

[ihatealderney]

I swear I saw those two in a film I saw ages ago. Dogma or something of the like...

[bearxor]

You're kidding right?

[6sillysheep]

@ihatealderney They have been in every main kevin smith movie....

Chasing amy, clerks one, mallrats, dogma, jay and silent bob strike back.

[TheNeutralGuy]

Jay and silent Bob rocks..

[stickmasrerDX]

OMG ITS EARL!

[cholo13]

anyone no da name of the song in da beginning??

[TheDrugOfTheNation]

"Goodbye Horses" by Q Lazzarus.

[mustangsdiehard1fan]

@TheDrugOfTheNation,which one the one in the beginning that song?How'd you know that?That sounds like from the 1980's!!!!

[jakkied1]

GRANDMA WHAT WAS IT LIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE! I love this movie and it's original Dante and Randal are in the history of movie pairs like R2D2 and C3PO or Harold and Kumar thyre awesome just to say

[posthard3]

dont look at his weeeennneeeeeeee

[romeoderyua]

It is full of obscene language, profane concepts, drug references, "unnatural" sexual references, etc. Unless you know your girlfriend is hip and not easily offended, test her with "CLERKS" at BigOnlineMovies . c o m first to see if she "gets" the humor.

[GameStar1300]

was there a 3?

[RealDefentertainment]

not yet stupid

there is something called wikipedia and googled.

[katyperryfan07]

32 and ur flippin burgers? rofl

[xxSHAUNxx100]

i love this trailer

[Humberwood87]

LOTR is 100 billion gazillion times better then that other bullshit. I fell asleep in the theatre watching Revenge of the sith, which is called the best one. Dont even get me started on the original boring ass trilogy.

[alaab925]

revenge of the sith was not the best one, Return of the Jedi is the best one

[joshypooski]

Empire was better.

[alaab925]

blasphemy! =P

[mnothstein]

How about the song at 0:23

[Arquenemeh]

Goodbye Horses - Q Lazzarus

[mnothstein]

No it isn't. Them riffs at 0:23 will tear that song to shreds.

[sephimour]

King Diamond "Welcome Home"

[Sasuto17]

Welcome Home is a song by Coheed and Cambria -.-

[alaab925]

oh i am gonna kill you if you're serious!

GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND BEG THE KING FOR FORGIVENESS!

(Co&Ca are cool and all, but srsly it's mutha fuckin KING DIAMOND!)

[markdukes13]

no retard

WELCOME HOME is THE song

by KING DIAMOND

[WASTED305]

whats the song called that was playing in 0:15

[afg1988]

It's called "Goodbye Horses"

[blrrosenberg]

it's called goodbye horses and he's making fun of silence of the lambs

[soxfan3355]

star wars is soooo much better than lord of the rings

[NachoNess3542]

question: Would you trade your foot for the flying car?

[BoReD2HaRd]

hey! the guy who says "dont look at his wee wee" is the same guy who says "thats beautiful man" in clerks 1 ...

i only noticed that after watching this

unless im wrong

[JessyDavidProdutions]

hey yeah your right good eye:D

[JaimeAlbieri]

You're right. He's also the guy who says Banky is a tracer in Chasing Amy.

He is, in fact, Scott Mosier, the producer and Kevin Smith's friend.

[jediscum11]

@BoReD2HaRd That's the producer in all of Smith's films, Scott Mosier.

[V4lkz]

@BoReD2HaRd ya its scott mosier, the producer.

[cbone72]

@BoReD2HaRd good call broseph

[FurinMetal]

@BoReD2HaRd Snowball

[AceProductions91]

@BoReD2HaRd  Scott Mosier. The producer of every Kevin Smith movie.

[icedude970]

@BoReD2HaRd its scott mosier the producer

[bollabling]

@BoReD2HaRd Yeah noticed that too. I love how Smith re-casts a lot of actors in his movies

[samsam29]

@bollabling he's the producer, not an actor.

[XDarkF3arX]

god i love all of kevin smith's movies

[theshredder157]

Don't look at his wee wee, best line of all kevin smith movies

[nandee1fuery]

I'm oblivious, Earl (The guy talking about graduation) was in this movie, and Randy (The one staring at the picture) was in Mallrats.

[gimmeAfrikkenNAME]

i was about to say both.

[StarskyHomer]

you may eat my penis, sir

[TouchOfAimar]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! nice :)

[stephenking4EVA]

we pitty u 2 for 4 being a stupid cunt n watching this vid if u hated the movie.

[MarkArandjus]

I'm goign to feel like such an ass for askign this, but what's teh song at the end? It kicks much ass! I'd google it, but I can't tell out the words.

[TheSkesh]

I have all movies by kelvin smith most collectors or special. The man is a genius....a stoner genius

[SylletBang]

see,women can only complain.

FU! its a great movie,done.!

[loop125]

haha I loveee Jay, he reminds me of a friend of mine XD

[Tolstoievsky]

if it weren't for jay and silent bob all these movies would suck

[TheSkesh]

You obvious know nothing , if Jay & Silent bob was not in it, it would still be good.

[alef321]

Mr Dante reminds me of Roman Bellic

[Dnize]

LOL I thought i was the only one who thought that as well

[nigerianniceguy]

u never know maybe roman bellic was based on him just like naked snake was based on pliskin from escape from new york

[KnoxRoxMySox2006]

jay reminds me of my friend mac

[Stew782]

+ they had a cameo in Scream 3

[punkvspod]

Thanks come agian lol

[JayDay111]

Why don't writters and directors stick to their guns when become big shots? I guess when you get money you lose that edge or motivation that made you great.

P.S. - The Dante/hot super models dynamic was ridiculously ubelievable.

[AutumnDevi]

omg, i get what you mean! but thats sooooo common in movies these days! its not even just the "loveable loser winning over someone way out of his league" thing, its the fact that its essentially telling guys that by being fat losers who work at a burger place no girl will turn you down because then she'll be "stuck up". *sigh*, as a woman, very few things get me to make feminist arguments, but that specific dichotomy in movies just really pisses me off for some reason...

[cam10312113]

although i don't think that this is the reason for it in this movie, in other movies film studios have started to cast more overweight men because the majority of their audience are overweight males. it's just marketing....if everyone were deadly skinny then you'd see an anerexic person there

[AutumnDevi]

first of all: your comment doesn't make sense. its ignoring the well-known issue of eating disorders among women. secondly, you're missing my point entirely. Its not about physical traits, its about the double standard that a drop-dead gorgeous, successful woman usually ends up with a go-nowhere guy who is the "protagonist". on an individual movie level, it doesn't bother me too much, but considering how rarely you see the reverse, its actually pretty disturbing.

[AutumnDevi]

The reason why this annoys me so much is that its considered acceptable for a man to try to win over a girl who's "out of his league", but if a girl in a movie is attracted to a successful, smart, wealthy guy, she's portrayed as stuck-up, bitchy, and a gold-digger. meanwhile the Seth Rogen character is one with whom the audience empathizes, and its with his flaws rather than his virtues that he "gets the girl".

[AutumnDevi]

think about how many movies show a regular girl "getting the guy". If you can name more than 5, i'll watch nothing but Judd Apatow movies for the next month.

[saywhatasshole]

calm down, holy shit. if we have to make movies and tv shows where everything is perfectly universal and someone can't find something offensive, jebus christ.

i get it, it pisses you of, but if it does, then DONT watch it. i'm a girl and i have no problems with ehse movies. theyre just MOVIES. nothing else. not a real representation of life.

[AutumnDevi]

i'm sorry, but you really don't understand where i'm coming from, and for the record, DONT tell me to just not watch a movie that i genuinely love. I like Kevin Smith movies, and even Judd Apatow movies, DESPITE the fact that they feature male characters (oooh, what kind of man-hater does that make me?). what i'm trying to point out is the injustice in that movie studios turn down the opportunity to make equally great movies because they feature women in these roles typically taken by men.

[AutumnDevi]

I should think that every moviegoer should feel pissed off that they're being deprived of potentially FANTASTIC movies, especially since instead hollywood keeps pouring money into really shit movies (I mean, have you seen the GI JOE trailer? wtf?!). I personally care so much about this not just because i'm a woman, but because i LOVE MOVIES and i hope to have a job as a filmmaker one day, but not if that means i'm denied the chance to make the kinds of movies i'd want to see.

[weehuus]

didnt read half of your stuff, but the part with big money goes to shitty movies is true.

epic movie, beverlyhills chiuaua thing, all those movies.

but then again, stupid ppl like stupid movies :)

[AutumnDevi]

I don't get why i keep getting thumbs down on these...everything i'm saying is true. movie studios are STATISTICALLY more likely to back a shitty movie if it features male characters than they are to support a GOOD movie that features female characters. How is my pointing that out a bad thing?

[charlesisajew]

because you like penis. faggot

[AutumnDevi]

I'm ALMOST impressed you didn't resort to immediately assuming I'm a lesbian....yes, i do like penis. good for you for finding that important enough to bring up. but even if i were a straight guy, i think i'd still want to see more female characters like Sarah Connor or Ellen Ripley. Because if you think about it, whats more gay? watching Milla "kickass" Jovovich in Resident Evil or seeing every other beefed up shirtless guy in every single action movie?

haha, way to contradict yourself.

[charlesisajew]

soz lad, dont bang me.

[watchmyshoes22]

Men>Woman... Duh

[numb19029]

those 2 stoned guys,in what other movies did they play?

[jaypay09]

jay &silent bob?

...clerks 1(duh), mallrats, dogma, chasing amy,jay &silent bob strike back and this.

they arent stoned in clerks 2 though, they are sober...

[proplayerinc]

xDDDDDDDDDDDD

[XxCRIMSONGHOSTxX]

I just met Jason Mewes yesterday

:D

[Iheartcoca13]

don't look at his we-we.

[oXxXTemariXxXo]

the animated series is funny as hell on adult swim XD i love the animated series! lol i never seen the 2 movies lol XD

[foolsonparade]

you should watch them

[yellowmadness54]

those and jay and silent bob strike back

[Television33]

So it takes place in 2004 right?

[c1creaky]

rofl 0:10

[Emaster147]

you never go ass to mouth

i dont have a favorite part cuz its to hard to choose cuz this movie is funny as hell!

[joeys36]

whats the song at 1:08

[tomtherock]

Welcome home by King diamond

[PolkaDottedUnderWear]

That' song is awsome xD i have it in my ipod and people are like

"what do you listen to!?"

xD Good Music :D

Lol Jay and Bob are awsome ^.^

[YBadBoyX]

1:25 LoL

[oXtreme1995o]

1:16

[pagoogly]

[SPOILER ALERT] my favorite part was when randal kept being racist. funniest part ever.

[alaab925]

(i know you posted your comment a year ago, and me writing this is pointless, but...)

that's not much of a spoiler, this movie was kind of random at points (since it's just telling a day of your not so average clerks) and the point where he was being racist would fall under "LOL, RANDOM SCENE"...y'know? It's just extremely funny and doesn't have to do with the main plot.... so that was not a spoiler

long comment was long

peace :)

[19ashley9413]

didnt see the 1st one..but this one was funny as hell!!