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  • I love the book series, I always hoped for a Movie...but they fucked it up, ruined my dreams.

    RUINED THEM!!!!!!!

  • hapidth if u read the book u would know that the vampires didnt have fangs. and i dissage with your rate. i give it a 2 out of 100. they didnt even try to follow the book. and i want know how long it took that girl to interview the people and actually get a good review. and if the people who did like it actually read the fuckin book. i loved that book when i was in grade school. and i was excited to see the movie. i saw it and i almost shit myself seeing how much they didnt follow the story

  • just got done watching it and it was okay not that great. I feel like the direction of the movie was weird and i felt like the antagonist wasn't much of one. I was a little disappointed that his friend didnt join the rest of the freaks but i guess that might happen in the next movie if they make one, also i wish they would of made them look a little bit more vampire like..i mean at least give them fangs like real vampires! anyway i give the movie 5 out of 10.

  • I feel like crying! I waited over a year for it! I took my husband with me to see it. He's dyslexic and hasn't read the books. I wanted to share my passion of Darren Shan with him... and then we saw this bullshit. Throughout the film I was pointing out all the things that were wrong with it.

    Surprisingly though, my hubby though it was quite good... I had nothing to say to this so didn't speak to him for the rest of the evening, but I can see how someone that hasn't read the books would enjoy it

  • i promise if i ever see a sequal made by the same people who destroyed the first movie some one will die .and how do they accpect a second movie when they completley screwed up the plot line!

    sincerly- a very pissed shanster

  • this movie was HORRIBLE...the books were amazing and I'm so pissed about the movie

  • @Sjsharks2011 finafuckally someone gets what im saying

  • this is not a review when it says review dont ask people what they thought of the movie review the fucking movie your self

  • @0ThatCostsMoney0  I know Im on the 11th book....im not stupid i made a puncuation mistake!!

  • I LOVED the movie ..... until I read the books, then my love for it decreased. I am assuming they but the first three books into one movie, which they obviously screwed up. They replaced the annoying Debbie with an even MORE annoying character who we know as Rebecca, the clingy monkey girl. They could have done better. Like ... not giving half-vampires full-vampires magic abilities (super spit, flitting) for example. BUT John C Riley made an excellent Mr Crepsley in my opinion

  • @0ThatCostsMoney0 the monkey girl is what made the movie for me, and john riley ..good actor every movie needs a romance so whatever movie is a movie its just supposed ta entertain ya when u watch it if you dont like it..dont watch it :)

  • @Timmys2007 If you liked the monkey girl, then that's your opinion, i respect that. I was simply stating my opinion and what I didn't like a movie. "so whatever movie is a movie its just supposed ta entertain ya when u watch it if you dont like it..dont watch it :)" that made no sense. I watch movies to be entertained, I'm not gonna know whether I like a movie or not just by looking at the cover or watching the first few minutes of a film. Even if I don't like the start, it could get better.

  • Hey People I was hoping there was a 2nd on of these movie's but when I read the book I was like WHAT THATS SCREWED UP!! THEY CANT EVEN MAKE A 2ND ONE KNOW!

  • @Sarahblog dude, there is 12 books

  • I doubt any of these people actually read the books. Ir know about the books -.-

  • Twilight ruined vampire -_-

    I liked the movie but I so prefered the books! It made so much more sense!

  • Movie SCREWED!!!! books excellent

    I did think that John C. Reily played the part very very well

  • I never imagined Mr Tall as a balloon headed asian.

    I pictured him as a tall old white man with a black top hat with a red stripe.

    Thumbs up if you agree.

  • @DevineKnightMare THANK YOU, thats what I was thinking!

  • If i remember correctly werent his parents suppose to be mutilated by demons in the first book?

  • @Allanpullay Thats the demonata series not this...both are great books tho

  • The parts they screwed up were,

    NO monkey girl

    The parents werent there

    they dont go to the theater till book 11

    Des Tiny was hardly mentioned in the first 2 books

    They left out Debbie Hemlock who was in the third book

    Merlof was in the sewers

    Steve and Crepsley were on the stage after the show and darren was on the balcony.

    They screwed up the funeral it was supposed to be at the house first where his dad's talking about his future a little bit and steve doesn't appear till the end

  • @dueljosh1 IKR!?!

  • @dueljosh1 agreed.

  • *sigh* just watched this on cinemax didnt wanna see it at the box office because it looked like another washout remake just like the DBZ series when that was a movie but some parts were good some were bad they left out some parts which i will mention in my next post

  • Uh I love the books but I hate how the movie didn't even try to be like the books. I get the first trilogy eas hard to adapt but this didn't try at all. I hate the main actor in this but John C Riley was good. Glad it failed but it was ok on its own.

  • also books get a 15/10 and movie gets a 6/10 because there were some good parts but only a few and plus i gotta be fair to the actors anot director or producer they can kick rocks lol

  • they screwed up the series ive read all 12 books which were amazing! they were full of twists that u didnt expectt and just pulled u in. but anyways they messed the movie up by making steve a full vampaneze and darren a full vampire, now they cant have the plot twists which will make the movies boring and and the murlough battle was in the sewers and darren and steve dont fight till the end and steve is way older but im kinda waitin to see how they r gonna mess up books 4 5 and 6

  • I HATE the actor for Darren! Darren had NO emotion! I swear, he was on drugs when they did this!

  • @phoenixhart17 i agree

  • All I can say about this movie is that Cirque Du Freak isn't a comedy so knowing people find the movie as "Family Friendly" or as a comedy disappoints me.

  • was the monkey girls even the book and i no darren kissed some other girl that was nmot in is home town

  • I really wish they would have asked someone younger what they thought of the movie, because then chances are they would have gotten a review from someone who actually read the books -_-".

  • Steve a vampaneze... FAIL

  • the woman that said cirque was a filler pissed me off.....and comparing it to twilight and true blood is bullshit cirque came first stephanie meyer jumped onto the vampire "band wagon: after darren shan did.

    i hated the movies but i hate ignorant people more

  • I love this film! The books are so much better though<3 They changed a few things arroundIn the film like but it was awesome! John c riley was absouloutley amazing. I think he is an amazing actor and he did well in this movie. It is one of my favourites.

  • The books were awesome but i thought the movie was just plain horrible its messed the series up so much

  • @turtlealien5 i know right! but every1 luvs it... Darren cant flit, he doesn't have super spit, he's not in the U.S.A., harkat doesn't bite hands, and they totally screwed up the plot.

  • If they were to add every detail, the movie would be too long. I thought the movie was decent enough, a 6/10 I give it. Perhaps the sequels will get the story back on track and into more horror sequences, remember -

    *SPOILER ZOMG* they have to show Crepsley falling into a pit of stakes :(

    *END SPOILER ZOMG*

    Along with the many other crazy things that go on.

    Further more, this movie made me laugh unexpectedly at some Evra moments, I'd watch it again.

  • The books were simply amazing, I've always despised reading, nothing pulled me in, until I read this series. Before I knew it, I was actually looking FORWARD to reading it! It wasn't like me at all. Well, I like reading a lot more now, currently read the first two Eragon books, and am on the third... Anyway, back on topic.

    I watched the movie, not expecting much, but it was pretty decent for a film based off the first three books. I understand how they left a lot of detail out.

  • When I first saw this movie, I didnt like it that much, and now that Im reading the books, Im starting to hate it. The real story is more of a horror than a comedy.

  • You all will be shocked at the end of the next movie ,the movie is not for little kids mostly for 13 and up but it is a very good movie

  • harkat in the movie looks nothing like i thout.:(

  • @squizzzzzzbut3 Yes, I pictured him more.... Horrid...

  • I liked the movie, but it's just another dead franchise like the Golden Compass, Alien vs Predator Requiem, SpiderMan 4, The Chronicles of Narnia, and XMen.

  • Girls at my school asked Team Edward or Team Jacob....and i say Team Darren...but they don't know who that is which really makes me mad!!! I"m a BIG Werewolf fan and Vampire's that Sparkle??? I throught that was stupid BUT i didn't hate the movie's because of that little flaw....so what if the movie has a few minor things wrong it's still a GREAT MOVIE!!! And John C Riley is an AWSOME Crepsley

  • I read all 12 books 4 times. I find the book much better but if you disregard the book the movie isn't bad. I give the movie a 7/10 because I have trouble disregarding the book but I have to be fare so......

  • Dude the book kicks ass im on book 10 ive always liked it it kicks ass ,but the movie screwed up so many stuff like murlough showed up at the begging of the movie but not in the book and he is half vampire not full so no flit and no super spit should be going on

  • cant wait till they make vampir mountain..

  • i give the books a 9/10

    and i give the movie a 2/10

    it did not follow the books, it made it impossible for the same outcome to occure, it changed the characters completely, and they changed Debbie to monkey girl!

    the only thing i like was Harkat.

    he was cute.

  • I'd give the movie a 15....

  • i still liked mr crepsley though. oh and of course Mr tiny was brilliant, it was a good film but they screwed it up changing so much

  • the movie didnt follow the books at ALL. they messed it up! and why the heck is there a monkey girl in this movie? WHERES DEBBIE?!

  • What book? Cool movie

  • cirque du freak was originaly a 12 book series. the movie isnt following the books very well.

  • Ok thanks, but who cares really? I never heard of the books, but it was a good movie.

  • the books are alot better if you liked the movie i suggest you read the books

  • @invadergirl94

    aaaaahh! agreed! that is EXACTLY what i thought when i saw the movie! waaayyyy disapointing! damn that monkey girl! :(

  • debbie wouldnt be there anyways she was book 3 and this is book one with the name of book 2 wwith a twist from book 8 i mean come on why did they mess it up so bad

  • The movie sucked. Did not follow the books at all. Even though it was suppose to be based on the first 3 books it ended like it was the end of the story.

  • I love this film. I am the biggest fan of Darren Shan. woop woop :Dx

  • why dident you ask a yung adult for a review???

  • This movie was severe b/s it just barely followed the storyline & in the books Darren NEVER learns to flit. -_-

  • i know :( it was sad that they make him flit...he didn't get super spit either

  • i loved the movie

    but the books were way better

    but still i loved the movie

  • I read all the books twice but I still loved the movie. Sort of flowed better I think.

  • yup the movie was a disappointment after u read the books

  • i thought the movie was good but i havent read the books so its a bit different. i liked the conflict between steve and darren. it was really entertaining

  • i read the books before the movie came out so i was excited, like the movie was ok but it could have been totally better if they followed the book

  • She is a terrible hostess

  • I love the books!! The movie was ok, but they screwed so many things up! Darren has super spit, and can flit??? Nope, doesn't happen until you are a full vampire. John C Riley was great as

    Mr. Crepsley though! And this movie was way better than Twilight. Cirque Du Freak Vamps rule!!!!!!!!!

  • @Froststripe14 yea i personally think john c reily did the best job out of the actors

  • @Froststripe14 Same here!!!!

  • @Froststripe14 I found the series incredibly emotional and sad. I can connect with this book so much...especially book nine.

  • @Froststripe14 I imagined Mr.Crepsley as the lead vampire in 30 days of night, but with less blood, and can speak english and isnt a bloodthirsty maniac...

  • This movie was awesome,Twilight and Cirque Du Freak for the win.Fuck Hellsing.

  • honestley this movie sucks its nothing compared its like darren is full vampire from the beginning crespleys character is kinda ok john c riley is the right riy but he could of done better i hope the other movies turn out way better they should be just like the books like twilight thats why everyone thinks twilight is so good

  • read the books they were very GOOD, saw the movie it was not the same put it was really awsome anyway :D

  • I read the books and I think this movie was fantastic :D

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  • these books are absolutely amaazzing!!! but..the movie...haven't seen it yet but i'm almost positive it's gonna suck..from what i've seen the characters aren't right at all and they changed alotta stuff and it's just gonna suck...i'm sooo dissapointed.. they really coulda made a great movie outta this :(

  • I saw it today...if you read the books then the movie will anger you.

  • yeahh i figured that...i love the books sooo much..thats so dissapointing :(

  • @AlienMunkie16 sooo i saw the movie..you were absolutely right :/

  • vampeneze broke away and became as colorful as in the books and vampires didnt kill and stayed normal they each developed theyre own ways just read the real books before you watch this BULLSHIT MOVIE god i am dreading the day they will release the other movies theyll probably make kurda a pussy gay guy they already fucked up gavner the princes are gonna be retarded evanna gonna be terrible mr. tinys a fat ass weirdo and theyre gonna screw up too many other characters to mention in this

  • the movie was absoulute BULLSHIT it didnt stay at least a little loyal to the book here are a couple big problems i have:darren/steve shouldnt have full vampire powers like flitting and healing spit another thing this is a HUGE problem and here it is:they destroyed the upcoming events of the final books the vampeneze are fucking purple with red eyes hair and fingernails larten or mr. crepsley and gavner were NOT the first not to kill when they drink it happened long ago 1000 years ago and the

  • lol at video legnth, and i'm also pissed at universal for ruining a great opportunity such as a darren shan saga movie

  • The movie was nothing like the cirque du freak saga........ Mr Crepsley didnt look the same and darren was smaller than the dude in the movie, darren in the bookk was 13 not 16!!!

  • i thought this movie was great, ok trust me!!

  • his demontina books are way better

  • he has a series of his own, until the 9th the ninth book when he has a sad, epic death.

  • Books kick ass...

    Sadly, the movie didn't. It was pretty good, but it sounded like something Disney made. I wish they had made it at least some what like the books. But, good enough. I just hope they improve for the other 3 movies, so us original fans of the books will get happier

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  • The movie sucked. It totally sucked.

    I read the books, and they got absolutely nothing to do with this movie.

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  • the books were amazing only series i could stand to read movie to far off books kills it not same experience story totally changes

  • laugh how so many of these comments are spammers advertising there websites

  • yer i got the books and seen the film great film and i just cant put the book down

  • this movie only grossed out about 25 million and it cost 40 million to make so i don't see a sequal coming, but i wish it wasn't so underrated :(

  • nope, their planning another one, i got the books of the 4 and onward and they said "soon to be a motion picture" and the first 3 said "now a  motion picture"

  • good, hopefully that one will be more popular

  • Why is this film called The Vampire's assisstant when the first trilogy is called Vampire Blood?

  • @xxPatheticEmoxx Yeah, I think if they put it as Vampire Blood, it would be awesome. But it's so much downfall in this.

  • Yeah, I've only seen the trailer and a couple of clips, and it seems nothing like the books.

  • dude i give it a 10 all the way!

  • y the hell r there so many old ppl watching the film it's a tween movie

  • I am a huge Darren Shan fan myself, i have read all of the cirque du freak series and all of the demonata series, i kinda liked the demonata series a little more, because of thr action and stuff. But, i stll havent seen the cirque du freqk movie, i love the cirque du freak book series but i dont know if i want to see the movie i mean really. that guy playing mr crepsley?????? i mean really... i know him for comedy like in step brothers, or walk hard dewey cow story, i think i shld see da movie

  • it was a good movie

    but the storyline was different from the books

  • Movie was horrid. Shredded the storyline. The books are amazing and I also enjoy The Demonata but that movie,was abysmal

  • i hoped it would be better

  • People, read the books, the books are way more epic than the movie, i was very dissapointed in the movie, if i could i would remake the movie mysef and make it true to all shan fans, hell the manga version of cirque du freak is way more epic than the movie, i only read japanese scans but judging by the way it is, the manga stayed true to the series and added things that werent added to the original books, that actually fit in the story.The movie made too many changes,the manga only minor changes

  • There was a manga? I haven't seen the movie, but this vid seems to save me from an apparent waste of time... I read books 1-12, lol

  • @KingAlveus There is a manga being translated to enlish, its complete in japan, but only 3 or 4 books out in america

  • 10/10 For the movie, watched it like 3-5 times give or take, There better be a f***ing sequal or i will be VERY annoyer lol, besides, it's like harry potter. There will be either 1 or more movies soon ;) :D

  • I loved this movie!!! and i love the book's. why are people so lame.if it's not good anuff go make your own movie.

  • Ok, this movie was hoooooooooooorible if you read the book, if you didnt read the books then you would probably like it; and this series was out before twilight so, we can say twilight was written off this series. but the movie was no where like the book

  • @133tN4M3 hunn, if you knew anything about Twilight you would know that it came from Stephanie Meyers dream, not some stupid disney type crap(:

  • Nothing here has anything to do with Disney wtf.

  • @anakso yeah sry ik my friend was using my account xD

  • i actually did read the twilight books and i didnt say they were bad i just meant that this was out b4 twilight so i dont see why the twilight movie was about b4 this one

  • I've enjoyed the film quite a lot, i'm also a big fan of Mr.Shan's books.

  • These people whohave been surveyed obviously haven't read the books. They are retarded and don't know what the whole plot is really about. The movie DESTROYED the whole series.

  • i'd give the book a 11 out of 10 but the movie - 5 out of 10

  • I absolutely loved this movie. I bet I would still love it regardless of whether I read the book or not. All the actors were good , the action sequences were fantastic, it added a new twist to the vampire myth, and it was just fantastically grotesque . Sorry about the long sentence and comment.

  • I hope they make a sequel Damn what everyone else thinks about it

  • I Know ! I feel the same way this movie is Great !

  • Yeah! Thanks 4 agreeing with me

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  • This is what we call selective surveying, and the movie blows ass !

  • its not ment to be a comedy its ment to be like an action or sumfin like that, i havnt seen it and me and my brother thinks its gonna suck but i will see for my self

  • nothing like the book

  • twighlight scks and this scks too

  • Jesus Christ and the orphans, MAN that dude has a HUGE head! I think someone's parents never heard of the term "inbreeding"!

    Anyway... hope this movie is at least a little bit funny. There have been soooooo many crappy vampire movies starting with 2000 up to know (Van' Helsing and Twilight were the WORST!). And don't get me wrong, Twilight is a mediocre book, you can't expect it to be a good movie, as for Van' Helsing, shit if I know what that is about, certainly not of any book i know of.

  • I think scary movies will do better in February. Around Halloween is when most of the scary movies come out, so they have to split the audience looking for a good scare among them. On the other hand, February is when most people are thinking of lovey-dovey stuff thanks to Valentine's Day. This thins out the number of scary movies out. People who want to go see a scary movie will want to do so most of the year not just for Halloween.

  • "Read DA book and SAW DA movie"

    "i MEEN 12 books"

    "i THNK it WOS a crapy movie"

    Does no one care about proper spelling these days or is now considered cool to spell like an illiterate retard?

  • HALLOWEEN DA!!!!!! not in ya know frigen feburary/ agust

  • i meen 12 books my mistake

  • when you make a movie based on a book it should follow the book to some degree like harry potter although did sidetrack it still follewed the outline of the book. for this movie i cant say the same this movie did have the same caracters and setting but the story line did the book no justice and after reading all ten books of the series this angers me because now i feel like the author (Darren Shan) is a bit of a sell out. i am dissapointed!

  • I Read da books and saw da movie.

    They ar both VERY GOOD

  • It wasnt as bad as I thought but it wasnt the best so it was okay. I didnt like the way the got the flyer in the movie than the book how Mr. Tiny the man who has planned everything gives out the flyer that was an awsome twist. It was okay that darren could flit and steve to I did kindda like them fltting because it was a cool way to fight.

  • That root-beer bit was pretty funny, hehe.

  • i thnk it wos a crapy movie! i read th e12 books and am soooo disapointed

  • same! i am literyally pulling my hair out with annoydness =(

  • i read all the book and they could of made this movie the best movie of all time this is shit

  • well at least vampire dosent go moping around for kristen stewart

  • Pfft i just got done reading the second book and im half way through the third. it was kind disappointing that they changed the movie so much compared to the books.....and i agree with the people below i think htey should have made it a bit darker and twisted. Darren in the movie seems like he likes being a vampire. but in the books he really doesnt....that bugged me a bit. other than that it was entertaining. xD

  • ironically, the person who people said was the worst was the best XD

    also, pretty much everyone else sucked

  • she said his last name wrong

    his last name rhymes with pan

  • i didnt like it but i figure the reason i didnt like it was cause i read the books. I bet i would of liked it if i didnt read the books. I didnt like the way they did some of the charcters but i liked

    Evra he was good. i i could help but like harket even though i didnt imagine him like that when i read the books.

  • STOP this cuz this is bs cuz this movie is awesome! dont listen to her everyone cuz it is NOT up to her to say your opinion!

  • It wasn't twilight that made the movie possible! this film has been in the works for many, many years! and the books are a lot older than that STUPID Mary Sue, full-of-plot-holes, Twilight.

  • i thought it was a good movie but they fucked up cirque du freak. they fucked up the story. the fucked up the order. they fucked up the characters and i would have perfered they followed the book and not make it a comdey i enjoyed the movie but was disapointed.

  • movie was terrible

    out of order and not even close to the book.

  • I just came from watching the movie, and I thought the it was fantastic, probably because I wasn't expecting it to follow the same story line as the books(since its an ADAPTION to the books, not movie replica, like someone else pointed out).

    And please don't say that they ruined it if you haven't seen the movie at all, you just sound like an idiot.

  • totally agree

  • DAMN IT! i wanted them to be serious with the movie. not make it a comedy! i was a short fan of the series and now it sounds like they ruined it. fuck.

  • What is WRONG with you people! This movie was awsome!!

  • 2:22

  • movie looks shite

  • the movie was shit compared to the book

  • its SHAN not shawn...

  • -.- like vampires from twilight -.- TWILIGHT IS FUCKING SHIT -.- they are not vampires. that annoyed me lol

  • 2:50 trinty get him !!!

  • the last great vampire movie was 30 days of night

  • October/Early November best time for horror movies. The closer to halloween, the more you may be trying to enjoy a movie, even if you normally wouldn't.

    Also this movie is an ADAPTION of the book, not a movie replica.

  • We don't love vampires because of Twilight because they ARE NOT vampires.

    We love vampiresd because of True Blood!