This video is worth 1000 words and dollars. This is a success! Thankyou Danny the Jim Carey! BTW what the shit balls do you do for a living to get so rich?! I want an answer.
it was posted he was suspended for giving out someones addy without thier concent. im wondering if it wasnt the tv station making the A team movie, his obsession with being murdock, and thier lack of enthusiasm over thier phones emails and poatal department blowin the F' up. miss ya danny
They completely deleted his account. He will still put video's on gradualreport*com, and he now has another account dedicated to "Top 5 internet news stories" of the day.
aww...you missed one scene that made me lol, when he ate that cake backwards and screamed "I CAN FIX IT, I CAN FIX ITTT!!!" But otherwise a great job.
Awesome picks! Kinda was expecting one though. The one from "Welcome to DC" - "I'm gonna be honest with you guys, I'm scared out of my mind. You see, in a house with this much shit in it's not a question if the items are going to come alive and attack us, but when." and "You don't know someone until you've spent 10 minutes on their couch.. and seen the stuffed monkey holding up the coffee table". But damn good choices!
Okk Its Eather SomeOne throws something There Or Its A Ghost Or A Fly But It By 00:4800:4900:50 Just Look At It Okk? And Its Something White...... Dude Ive Been Trying To See wat That Is But I Still Sod Know???
If it's not your style of humour, it doesn't mean he has failed. Since I strongly disagree on him failing. AND you should see his full videos to see the "bigger picture"
If it burns when you pee, chances are you passing little tiny granular kidney stones. If you notice a white chalky like residue after you pee, that would be the afore mentioned little tiny granular kidney stones...feels like your peeing shards of glass.
Drink more water, lay off the Coffee, and/or tea...and for God's sake, don't drink any Limeaway!
Whoa. I thought he was merely an amusing diversion. Now I know he's much more; he's a political genius and a prophet. Why the hell *wouldn't* I want a Marxist who'll, in effect, raise taxes by trillions of dollars and establish a fascist nanny state for the leader of the free world? ..doh! my bad; I was thinking there for a moment.
I'll now return to the lemming herd. Oh-bah-mah! Oh-bahh-mah! Oh-bahhh-mah! The bleating will continue until America is Amerika, like it should be, dammit!
Marxists are not fascists, doushebag. Fascism is about setting up a strict hierarchical system with castes or ranks within society. Marxism on the other hand is about clearing away capitalism creating a *classless* society where no one is subservient to anyone else and power and wealth are distributed equally.
If you think Obama is a Marxist, then you need to consult your dictionary. At best he is centrist, but more likely centre-right. He likes the free market, he is a capitalist.
Funniest, coolest and most entertaining individual I have ever come across. The fact that he is well educated backs his sarcasm and makes it even funnier...
hahaha dork..i can't believe you cut your hair without a mirror..o well it'll grow back..come of your commentary is funny some gross but hey that's what makes ENTERTAINMENT
Which was the one with "WHY WOULD YOU PARK LIKE THIS?"
Nikifuj908 2 weeks ago
When i say i rofled... I mean i rofled.
StimulatedFarts 2 weeks ago
lol @ 3:25 i litterally fell out of my chair and almost pissed my pants
secyor9 3 weeks ago
awsome dude
Spiderkid57 1 month ago
@wjg1993 lololololol i saw it 4:00
blueeyedaisy393 1 month ago
You should have thrown in something from how to kiss b/c that one is my fav
blueeyedaisy393 1 month ago
Ahhh, the good old days when Danny wore clothes...
uttoxeter1001 2 months ago
Can u make a video about y guys are so obsessed with sex??? Ps I love u
Heartsxoxo21 2 months ago
i actually once did a green shit after eating a spearmint icecream for the first time
iamwhiteknightable 2 months ago
at 0:51 he said "Wedensday october 24th 2007"...
I'm watching this on Monday october 24th 2011... Weird much?
kittenluvful 3 months ago
I've never had a green shit my bro did on st patrics day n green ice cream coan n ice cream then a shamrock shake yup he shat out green
irishskater10140 3 months ago
theres only oh god. hilarious
4everchalek151 4 months ago
Lol ur on crak but relly hahah but wat was I saying watever byby now
curejules 5 months ago
fuck lol
DJrockstar816 5 months ago
Yo Danny I like watchin ur youtube videos, can u make a video of "why people are stupid" haha!! Alrite I'll be waitn,, uu rock, homie
Vicentitacos 5 months ago
7:41 - 7:45 XD
we0wnsyou55 5 months ago
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:3
I Love the end when he says "Fucckk..."
Its just so cute!
rodiedec 5 months ago
Allllllll sooooo random but sooo funny
BKS134 6 months ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I love your curly hair ! :/
briannnaloveeeable 6 months ago
8:18 fricking hilarious
SamstaDaEvilHamsta 6 months ago
5:45 hilarious. period....... lots of them!!
bradywhits 7 months ago
Oh my god.. I laughed so hard... the last video... almost peed... HILLARIOUS!!! : D
liljebooni 8 months ago
Hey, can you do a video on why boys find it a 'turn on' to see two girls going at it?
To most girls, this concept just makes very little sense. Please enlighten us.
: )
fuzzykeychain 8 months ago
Danny owns a 350Z?
Thumbs up
NikoTheRipper 8 months ago
pause the video and click on 5:48....HAHAHAHAHA
the23Mask 9 months ago
omg i roflmao so hard @ 6:52
AustinC435 9 months ago
the pig porn joke made me laugh so hard i was crying !
freakychick691 11 months ago
@ChloeDoeyy that's why I don't use netflix
Blackops54183 11 months ago
@ChloeDoeyy Actually he rubs his nut sack :))
TheBaby201016 1 year ago
8:35 he looks soo fuckin sexxy :D I had a spazzzz
TheBaby201016 1 year ago
Watch 4:00!!! flying orb!!!
wjg1993 1 year ago
I LOVE DANNY!!!!!!!
toomuchdrama411 1 year ago
8:19 thru 8:33 omg lolzz
yournamehere78 1 year ago
So Danny, how much fat did you burn during that gun pumping excercise????? Lolzz
yournamehere78 1 year ago
Aaaahhhaaahahhhha 8:17 :DDD
vw108rocks 1 year ago
LMFAOOOOO.
LindseyKProductions 1 year ago
at one point or another...we have all taken a green shit hahaaha!!!!
TheApostleofRock 1 year ago
5:35 lol my favourite one!! when danny is brushing his TEEFF
slipperylovedolphin 1 year ago
"there is only......OH GOD" awwww. he fell :3 he is so adorable!
crazyperson1093 1 year ago
9:55
WorldComesToAnEnd 1 year ago
8:19 HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MrDavid7419 1 year ago 2
"i prepare to enter my pod and set forth into the wilderness unknown." lolz his pod tips over.
lov the part wen hes excerising its soooooo funny:)
vamplov365 1 year ago
Danny is crazy lolz!
vamplov365 1 year ago
No human can deny the fact. At one time we have all taken a green shit XD
zini12121 1 year ago
hahahah its the veeery last bit that gets me in fits of laughter - "Fuuuuck....."
Jennigirl 1 year ago
you honking prever
goosemanfrog 1 year ago
2:51 <3
xVannieVacatex 1 year ago
This video is worth 1000 words and dollars. This is a success! Thankyou Danny the Jim Carey! BTW what the shit balls do you do for a living to get so rich?! I want an answer.
XeresKyle 1 year ago
i see him , i see jim carey
clarikaxe 1 year ago
Danny,
You are funny and adorable. My brother; Johnystorm2007 gave me your link.
Sherri
DangerousCurves44 1 year ago
I have only one thing to say to you Danny, less than three, less than three: <3
SoulJurr16 1 year ago
This was awesome!!
MzDaintynPetite 1 year ago
5:54 epic lama face + Britt
lirannine 1 year ago
tm 1234 its funny when he dancis at 5 41
sweetharmony2009 1 year ago
this is sooooo funny, but i want some of wut he's smoking
michigander47 1 year ago
ti si stvarno idiot
5291472 1 year ago
Where does he get all his
Money from.
stuffboutstuff 1 year ago
haha I love the gradual report!
nice vid! - 5 stars
AcademyArtVenture 1 year ago
7:45 that was fucking funny hahahhaha
pedrocampos17 2 years ago
his scream at 2:53 reminds me of the headcrab zombies in hal-life 2
ninja2335 2 years ago
@ninja2335 LOL it does doesn't it?
gaaraofthegajnice 1 year ago
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I want to marry him.
xxtinsleyxx 2 years ago
where has this finger been? lol
dominicano45678 2 years ago
better question:
where hasnt it been? haha
nerdykidstricksntips 2 years ago
My shit is green very often
MajkeTiTvoje 2 years ago
u dont say...xD
saradjukanovic1 2 years ago
what's in the news today XDDD
sk1ller0 2 years ago
extend this video!
pivitdude 2 years ago
8:25 - 8:34 xDD
Chorusable 2 years ago
2:59 hilarious!!!!
VaderStudios1138 2 years ago 13
he is amazing :D
Lyndinsa 2 years ago 19
we've all taken a green shit
wssj14408 2 years ago
The other is milk XD
Hatchgunner 2 years ago
1:05 HAHA XD
sl3333py 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
im sorry i cant subscribe to this its to bad
badboyknox21 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Check out my chanel!
JO3YnDaViD 2 years ago
8:18 To 8:34 Is The Funniest Shit I've Ever Seen.
DJJESSED 2 years ago
HAHAHAHHA LOL!!!!!! YES!!!!!!
cecisota12 2 years ago 2
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ok,your notttttttttttttt funny
Colusa98 2 years ago
GO DANNY!! LOLZ
BlumberBerry 2 years ago 2
He's Back.
rockfandm1 2 years ago 2
3:26 To 3:34 I Shit Myself Laughing Because I Do The Same Thing Except I Do It At Redbox.
DJJESSED 2 years ago
green sh!t HAH XD
spongeclub101 2 years ago
wtf happened to gradual report???? he was my favorite youtube comedian!!!!!!! is he coming back???????? AGGHHHHHH
mdog94 2 years ago
His account got suspended...poor guy...I WILL AVENGE YOU!
GrandTheftFallout 2 years ago 3
why did his acount get suspended?
sisudo21 2 years ago 3
It might have been a misunderstanding,
rockfandm1 2 years ago 3
It was suspended because he spit into a cup or something.
Youtube thought it was gross...
MikezJunk 2 years ago
NOOOO!!!! DANNY's GONE!!!!!!! :(
heheCRAZYhehe 2 years ago
OMG!!! Something happened to Gradual Report! I cant find any of his vids! I think he got suspended!!!!!!
ComeTogether365 2 years ago
Wow, Sherlock. how long you been workin' on that theory? because most of us have figured it out by now...
porjaymaspazzatron 2 years ago
freaking hilarious, every single minute/second xD
kimmygalea 2 years ago
come back to youtube Danny :D
dafpunkkk 2 years ago
how did he get suspended????
EDIshames 2 years ago
8:18.
UgIzZz 2 years ago
it was posted he was suspended for giving out someones addy without thier concent. im wondering if it wasnt the tv station making the A team movie, his obsession with being murdock, and thier lack of enthusiasm over thier phones emails and poatal department blowin the F' up. miss ya danny
MrTodd217 2 years ago
ooohhhh shiiiii, thats riiight. damnit.
mistercrowley777 2 years ago
why couldnt it be fred??
PheonixSunsRock 2 years ago 2
Where can i find dannys "How to kiss" video?
mathgenius9 2 years ago
thats the best one!!!!!!! check on my favorites
edjedjedj1 2 years ago 2
someone tell me where i can find dannys video on "How to kiss"
mathgenius9 2 years ago
In the beginning of the video is a big red button leading to Danny's new channel, just in case he can't get his old one unfrozen. Have fun!
mountarreat 2 years ago
Muffin
UgIzZz 2 years ago
Why he got suspeeeeended?
HowTrajuk 2 years ago
o was wondering what happened to danny account.. owh!! :( why got suspended
daus975 2 years ago
fuck xD
supersaiyanssoul 2 years ago
oh dear, gradual report account as been suspended, anyone know why? or if he as a different account?
aaugoaa 2 years ago
ok
where is the gradual report
it says his account is suspended :(
gh0stbusta2 2 years ago
because it is hes videos is really retarded xD thats awesome but it seems youtube doesn't like that
supersaiyanssoul 2 years ago
i wonder if it was over his desire to be murdock? maybe they didnt like all the fan fair,
miss ya already Danny
MrTodd217 2 years ago
WTF HE IS THE FUNEST PERSON EVER! WHEN IS HE COMING BACK ON!! TELL ME NOw!!!!!
I NEED HIM,, LOL JK BUT REALLY WHEN IS HE COMING BACK ON
sharkky76 2 years ago
hey whats gradual reports new acc called?
kingkris1645 2 years ago
he got suspended because he gave away someones adress without their consent D=... I love his videos
HalfHoly 2 years ago
do they suspended him like forever or temporary ????? please somebody teell me
M33GR0V 2 years ago
They completely deleted his account. He will still put video's on gradualreport*com, and he now has another account dedicated to "Top 5 internet news stories" of the day.
davidARCHULETAluVr11 2 years ago
where can i find his video on how to kiss... HILLARIOUS
mathgenius9 2 years ago
I don't know. Everything on the account was lost, I presume. If I hear otherwise, I'll let you know.
davidARCHULETAluVr11 2 years ago
what the heck why would he get suspended? I mean sure some of his videos are a little....... you know......... but thats what makes it hilarious!
kittyischloe 2 years ago
he got suspended :/ hopefully not for long
soccaluva94 2 years ago 2
He got permanently suspended :(
norweegy 2 years ago
Why the heck did he get suspended?
sillypunkgrl 2 years ago 2
not really funny mostly nasty
mamascutie654321 2 years ago
THEY SUSPENDED HIM!
rockfandm1 2 years ago
Yeah... the day I finally get into the gradualreport, it gets suspended. Lame...
0017140521 2 years ago 2
there is an orb around 4:00
briankeithearly 2 years ago
my fav part was 8:19-8:35
he is funny 8 DD
azlinaltamirano 2 years ago
hahaa,funny
some things r stupid but most of it is hilarious!!!haha,lol
azlinaltamirano 2 years ago
this was great :)
you looked like steve-o when you cut your hair
cleos68 2 years ago
8:20-8:35 = my life
Z0mgJesus 2 years ago
I need subscribers plz comment and subscribe on myy vids thanks(p.s. the !! danny!! one starts out slow so just speed it up)
DannyTheBuffalo 2 years ago
i think its a ghost.. either that or a white fly
picklejuice0 2 years ago
aww...you missed one scene that made me lol, when he ate that cake backwards and screamed "I CAN FIX IT, I CAN FIX ITTT!!!" But otherwise a great job.
HarryManSteak 2 years ago
DANNY! clearly you're being haunted. BY AWESOMENESS. ya.
itsjustnes 2 years ago
I know right? You do See it?
lalalulula12 2 years ago
i love his videos! thanks for posting this it was really awesome ^^
squiz3000 3 years ago
03:28 the thanks given, so funny
aah134 3 years ago
with his last word you see that he's human like you and me.
BMXriedl 3 years ago 4
thats mean im telling my teacher
sheehanb24 2 years ago
06:56 LMFAO
Slance1Himself 3 years ago
LOL AT @ 8:12!!!!!
Wroclawskiv2 3 years ago 2
Awesome picks! Kinda was expecting one though. The one from "Welcome to DC" - "I'm gonna be honest with you guys, I'm scared out of my mind. You see, in a house with this much shit in it's not a question if the items are going to come alive and attack us, but when." and "You don't know someone until you've spent 10 minutes on their couch.. and seen the stuffed monkey holding up the coffee table". But damn good choices!
sarkasmi83 3 years ago
Dudeee I Discovered Something!!!
Okk Its Eather SomeOne throws something There Or Its A Ghost Or A Fly But It By 00:48 00:49 00:50 Just Look At It Okk? And Its Something White...... Dude Ive Been Trying To See wat That Is But I Still Sod Know???
lalalulula12 3 years ago
What, where??
GuitaristontheFloor 3 years ago
Yeah.. I see it too... something white flies over his left shoulder... but I don't think it's a ghost man ;)
0o0o1i1i 3 years ago
first i thought yeah right, but i actually see it :P
philipvisser 2 years ago
great edit,
loved it you really caught his crazy essence
MrToySoldier 3 years ago
OMFG your funny i love the *FIX* part with the nesquick OMG i fell on the floor
Danceyoufool92 3 years ago
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so sad to see a guy lose it like this. Trying to be a Jim Carey and failing. Way too many cut/ stop/ resume sequences to take this seriously.
Not my humour style.
autopilotflight 3 years ago
he is the new jim carey, watch his vids
kevziiR 3 years ago 5
If it's not your style of humour, it doesn't mean he has failed. Since I strongly disagree on him failing. AND you should see his full videos to see the "bigger picture"
sarkasmi83 3 years ago 3
he would be way better than u at any comdey you'd attempt so i would'nt be talking you egotistical peice of shit
LosCarnalesMan 3 years ago 2
where did he goooooooooooooooo?
NycAttentionWhore 3 years ago 4
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Going through Danny cold turkey?
I have your fix
I am the new Dann'y
LoveIsAllWeNeed45 3 years ago
one funny dude
mientus147 3 years ago 4
If it burns when you pee, chances are you passing little tiny granular kidney stones. If you notice a white chalky like residue after you pee, that would be the afore mentioned little tiny granular kidney stones...feels like your peeing shards of glass.
Drink more water, lay off the Coffee, and/or tea...and for God's sake, don't drink any Limeaway!
casesteel 3 years ago 2
the flosting hamster ball thing is the best. Thanks for this video!
Mushywaffles 3 years ago 3
I love the wallpaper!!
MozilliusV 3 years ago 2
oh yeah - but you did a good job with the 10 mins :)
Jade7272 3 years ago
you did an awesome job on this
KaiToTheN 3 years ago
A part 2 would be utter pwnage....please do it...NOW!! Also...When he was driving the car through the tunnel...which report was that?
timeholder 3 years ago
Nice. Too funny. Wow.
winger1212 3 years ago
please do Part 2!!!!!! I love this guys vids and your montage was friggen awesome.
Thurstinator 3 years ago
LOL!
Awesome job!
And of course we want a part 2!!! Danny is so funny. Please give us more of the best of!
RomanceForMe 3 years ago
also - you should have put the man in the mask and his shark brucey on this :P best part :P:P
Jade7272 3 years ago
it's wierd looking back at all these...
:)
great job w/ the clips :P
there'd be too many to choose from for me :P
Jade7272 3 years ago 2
l o l
dannye60 3 years ago
i just feel that the amy winehouse episode should have been included =]
kaysen916 3 years ago
i totally agree :P
Jade7272 3 years ago
it's a ghost! lol
TGracia93 3 years ago
Whoa. I thought he was merely an amusing diversion. Now I know he's much more; he's a political genius and a prophet. Why the hell *wouldn't* I want a Marxist who'll, in effect, raise taxes by trillions of dollars and establish a fascist nanny state for the leader of the free world? ..doh! my bad; I was thinking there for a moment.
I'll now return to the lemming herd. Oh-bah-mah! Oh-bahh-mah! Oh-bahhh-mah! The bleating will continue until America is Amerika, like it should be, dammit!
o0Dystopia0o 3 years ago
Marxists are not fascists, doushebag. Fascism is about setting up a strict hierarchical system with castes or ranks within society. Marxism on the other hand is about clearing away capitalism creating a *classless* society where no one is subservient to anyone else and power and wealth are distributed equally.
If you think Obama is a Marxist, then you need to consult your dictionary. At best he is centrist, but more likely centre-right. He likes the free market, he is a capitalist.
GabrielNeil21 3 years ago
CALM THE FUCK DOWN
anicaa 3 years ago
Lol - ok, ok, no need to shout, I was just making sure people knew how stupid he was ;).
GabrielNeil21 3 years ago
hmmm adhd
ChildrenOfBodomLover 3 years ago
niiiice
much better than the creepy tribute one
lol
willeyum94 3 years ago 2
Funniest, coolest and most entertaining individual I have ever come across. The fact that he is well educated backs his sarcasm and makes it even funnier...
Veracity43 3 years ago 2
ha haha your are my IDOL !! ... lets play a game where has this finger been
douches
haircut
elvis
brit brit ..
its all funny .. haha a
how does she do it .. maybe she sings into a cup ... like this !!
gottalovethe90s 3 years ago 2
LMFAO!! u r soo fkcin funny! i lk wen u saw ur frst impression of ur hair cut "laughs" ffffuck...
xelementfolifex 3 years ago 2
hahaha dork..i can't believe you cut your hair without a mirror..o well it'll grow back..come of your commentary is funny some gross but hey that's what makes ENTERTAINMENT
keep up the vids man!
-greggery
swtbaybeboy20 3 years ago 3
go back to 4:00 and you see a white blob/dot thingy go across the screen.
TGracia93 3 years ago
Nice, you should make a part 2?
FUNNYMAHN 3 years ago 3
He is so freaking amazing!
Fillero 3 years ago 3