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  • Which was the one with "WHY WOULD YOU PARK LIKE THIS?"

  • When i say i rofled... I mean i rofled.

  • lol @ 3:25 i litterally fell out of my chair and almost pissed my pants

  • awsome dude

    

  • @wjg1993 lololololol i saw it 4:00

  • You should have thrown in something from how to kiss b/c that one is my fav

  • Ahhh, the good old days when Danny wore clothes...

  • Can u make a video about y guys are so obsessed with sex??? Ps I love u

  • i actually once did a green shit after eating a spearmint icecream for the first time

  • at 0:51 he said "Wedensday october 24th 2007"...

    I'm watching this on Monday october 24th 2011... Weird much?

  • I've never had a green shit my bro did on st patrics day n green ice cream coan n ice cream then a shamrock shake yup he shat out green

  • theres only oh god. hilarious

  • Lol ur on crak but relly hahah but wat was I saying watever byby now

  • fuck lol

  • Yo Danny I like watchin ur youtube videos, can u make a video of "why people are stupid" haha!! Alrite I'll be waitn,, uu rock, homie

  • 7:41 - 7:45 XD

  • Allllllll sooooo random but sooo funny

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I love your curly hair ! :/

  • 8:18 fricking hilarious

  • 5:45 hilarious. period....... lots of them!!

  • Oh my god.. I laughed so hard... the last video... almost peed... HILLARIOUS!!! : D

  • Hey, can you do a video on why boys find it a 'turn on' to see two girls going at it?

    To most girls, this concept just makes very little sense. Please enlighten us.

    : )

  • Danny owns a 350Z?

    Thumbs up 

  • pause the video and click on 5:48....HAHAHAHAHA

  • omg i roflmao so hard @ 6:52

  • the pig porn joke made me laugh so hard i was crying !

  • @ChloeDoeyy that's why I don't use netflix

  • @ChloeDoeyy Actually he rubs his nut sack :))

  • 8:35 he looks soo fuckin sexxy :D I had a spazzzz

  • Watch 4:00!!! flying orb!!!

  • I LOVE DANNY!!!!!!!

  • 8:19 thru 8:33 omg lolzz

  • So Danny, how much fat did you burn during that gun pumping excercise????? Lolzz

  • Aaaahhhaaahahhhha 8:17 :DDD

  • LMFAOOOOO.

  • at one point or another...we have all taken a green shit hahaaha!!!!

  • 5:35 lol my favourite one!! when danny is brushing his TEEFF

  • "there is only......OH GOD" awwww. he fell :3 he is so adorable!

  • 9:55

  • 8:19 HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "i prepare to enter my pod and set forth into the wilderness unknown." lolz his pod tips over.

    lov the part wen hes excerising its soooooo funny:)

  • Danny is crazy lolz!

  • No human can deny the fact. At one time we have all taken a green shit XD

  • hahahah its the veeery last bit that gets me in fits of laughter - "Fuuuuck....."

  • you honking prever

  • 2:51 <3

  • This video is worth 1000 words and dollars. This is a success! Thankyou Danny the Jim Carey! BTW what the shit balls do you do for a living to get so rich?! I want an answer.

  • i see him , i see jim carey

  • Danny,

    You are funny and adorable. My brother; Johnystorm2007 gave me your link.

    Sherri

  • I have only one thing to say to you Danny, less than three, less than three: <3

  • This was awesome!!

  • 5:54 epic lama face + Britt

  • tm 1234 its funny when he dancis at 5 41

  • this is sooooo funny, but i want some of wut he's smoking

  • ti si stvarno idiot

  • Where does he get all his

    Money from.

  • haha I love the gradual report!

    nice vid! - 5 stars

  • 7:45 that was fucking funny hahahhaha

  • his scream at 2:53 reminds me of the headcrab zombies in hal-life 2

  • @ninja2335 LOL it does doesn't it?

  • where has this finger been? lol

  • better question:

    where hasnt it been? haha

  • My shit is green very often

  • u dont say...xD

  • what's in the news today XDDD

  • extend this video!

  • 8:25 - 8:34 xDD

  • 2:59 hilarious!!!!

  • he is amazing :D

  • we've all taken a green shit

  • The other is milk XD

  • 1:05 HAHA XD

  • 8:18 To 8:34 Is The Funniest Shit I've Ever Seen.

  • HAHAHAHHA LOL!!!!!! YES!!!!!!

  • GO DANNY!! LOLZ

  • He's Back.

  • 3:26 To 3:34 I Shit Myself Laughing Because I Do The Same Thing Except I Do It At Redbox.

  • green sh!t HAH XD

  • wtf happened to gradual report???? he was my favorite youtube comedian!!!!!!! is he coming back???????? AGGHHHHHH

  • His account got suspended...poor guy...I WILL AVENGE YOU!

  • why did his acount get suspended?

  • It might have been a misunderstanding,

  • It was suspended because he spit into a cup or something.

    Youtube thought it was gross...

  • NOOOO!!!! DANNY's GONE!!!!!!! :(

  • OMG!!! Something happened to Gradual Report! I cant find any of his vids! I think  he got suspended!!!!!!

  • Wow, Sherlock. how long you been workin' on that theory? because most of us have figured it out by now...

  • freaking hilarious, every single minute/second xD

  • come back to youtube Danny :D

  • how did he get suspended????

  • 8:18.

  • it was posted he was suspended for giving out someones addy without thier concent. im wondering if it wasnt the tv station making the A team movie, his obsession with being murdock, and thier lack of enthusiasm over thier phones emails and poatal department blowin the F' up. miss ya danny

  • ooohhhh shiiiii, thats riiight. damnit.

  • why couldnt it be fred??

  • Where can i find dannys "How to kiss" video?

  • thats the best one!!!!!!! check on my favorites

  • someone tell me where i can find dannys video on "How to kiss"

  • In the beginning of the video is a big red button leading to Danny's new channel, just in case he can't get his old one unfrozen. Have fun!

  • Muffin

  • Why he got suspeeeeended?

  • o was wondering what happened to danny account.. owh!! :( why got suspended

  • fuck xD

  • oh dear, gradual report account as been suspended, anyone know why? or if he as a different account?

  • ok

    where is the gradual report

    it says his account is suspended :(

  • because it is hes videos is really retarded xD thats awesome but it seems youtube doesn't like that

  • i wonder if it was over his desire to be murdock? maybe they didnt like all the fan fair,

    miss ya already Danny

  • WTF HE IS THE FUNEST PERSON EVER! WHEN IS HE COMING BACK ON!! TELL ME NOw!!!!!

    I NEED HIM,, LOL JK BUT REALLY WHEN IS HE COMING BACK ON

  • hey whats gradual reports new acc called?

  • he got suspended because he gave away someones adress without their consent D=... I love his videos

  • do they suspended him like forever or temporary ????? please somebody teell me

  • They completely deleted his account. He will still put video's on gradualreport*com, and he now has another account dedicated to "Top 5 internet news stories" of the day.

  • where can i find his video on how to kiss... HILLARIOUS

  • I don't know. Everything on the account was lost, I presume. If I hear otherwise, I'll let you know.

  • what the heck why would he get suspended? I mean sure some of his videos are a little....... you know......... but thats what makes it hilarious!

  • he got suspended :/ hopefully not for long

  • He got permanently suspended :(

  • Why the heck did he get suspended?

  • not really funny mostly nasty

  • THEY SUSPENDED HIM!

  • Yeah... the day I finally get into the gradualreport, it gets suspended. Lame...

  • there is an orb around 4:00

  • my fav part was 8:19-8:35

    he is funny 8 DD

  • hahaa,funny

    some things r stupid but most of it is hilarious!!!haha,lol

  • this was great :)

    you looked like steve-o when you cut your hair

  • 8:20-8:35 = my life

  • I need subscribers plz comment and subscribe on myy vids thanks(p.s. the !! danny!! one starts out slow so just speed it up)

  • i think its a ghost.. either that or a white fly

  • aww...you missed one scene that made me lol, when he ate that cake backwards and screamed "I CAN FIX IT, I CAN FIX ITTT!!!" But otherwise a great job.

  • DANNY! clearly you're being haunted. BY AWESOMENESS. ya.

  • I know right? You do See it?

  • i love his videos! thanks for posting this it was really awesome ^^

  • 03:28 the thanks given, so funny

  • with his last word you see that he's human like you and me.

  • thats mean im telling my teacher

  • 06:56 LMFAO

  • LOL AT @ 8:12!!!!!

  • Awesome picks! Kinda was expecting one though. The one from "Welcome to DC" - "I'm gonna be honest with you guys, I'm scared out of my mind. You see, in a house with this much shit in it's not a question if the items are going to come alive and attack us, but when." and "You don't know someone until you've spent 10 minutes on their couch.. and seen the stuffed monkey holding up the coffee table". But damn good choices!

  • Dudeee I Discovered Something!!!

    Okk Its Eather SomeOne throws something There Or Its A Ghost Or A Fly But It By 00:48 00:49 00:50 Just Look At It Okk? And Its Something White...... Dude Ive Been Trying To See wat That Is But I Still Sod Know???

  • What, where??

  • Yeah.. I see it too... something white flies over his left shoulder... but I don't think it's a ghost man ;)

  • first i thought yeah right, but i actually see it :P

  • great edit,

    loved it you really caught his crazy essence

  • OMFG your funny i love the *FIX* part with the nesquick OMG i fell on the floor

  • he is the new jim carey, watch his vids

  • If it's not your style of humour, it doesn't mean he has failed. Since I strongly disagree on him failing. AND you should see his full videos to see the "bigger picture"

  • he would be way better than u at any comdey you'd attempt so i would'nt be talking you egotistical peice of shit

  • where did he goooooooooooooooo?

  • one funny dude

  • If it burns when you pee, chances are you passing little tiny granular kidney stones. If you notice a white chalky like residue after you pee, that would be the afore mentioned little tiny granular kidney stones...feels like your peeing shards of glass.

    Drink more water, lay off the Coffee, and/or tea...and for God's sake, don't drink any Limeaway!

  • the flosting hamster ball thing is the best. Thanks for this video!

  • I love the wallpaper!!

  • oh yeah - but you did a good job with the 10 mins :)

  • you did an awesome job on this

  • A part 2 would be utter pwnage....please do it...NOW!! Also...When he was driving the car through the tunnel...which report was that?

  • Nice. Too funny. Wow.

  • please do Part 2!!!!!! I love this guys vids and your montage was friggen awesome.

  • LOL!

    Awesome job!

    And of course we want a part 2!!! Danny is so funny. Please give us more of the best of!

  • also - you should have put the man in the mask and his shark brucey on this :P best part :P:P

  • it's wierd looking back at all these...

    :)

    great job w/ the clips :P

    there'd be too many to choose from for me :P

  • l o  l

  • i just feel that the amy winehouse episode should have been included =]

  • i totally agree :P

  • it's a ghost! lol

  • Whoa. I thought he was merely an amusing diversion. Now I know he's much more; he's a political genius and a prophet. Why the hell *wouldn't* I want a Marxist who'll, in effect, raise taxes by trillions of dollars and establish a fascist nanny state for the leader of the free world? ..doh! my bad; I was thinking there for a moment.

    I'll now return to the lemming herd. Oh-bah-mah! Oh-bahh-mah! Oh-bahhh-mah! The bleating will continue until America is Amerika, like it should be, dammit!

  • Marxists are not fascists, doushebag. Fascism is about setting up a strict hierarchical system with castes or ranks within society. Marxism on the other hand is about clearing away capitalism creating a *classless* society where no one is subservient to anyone else and power and wealth are distributed equally.

    If you think Obama is a Marxist, then you need to consult your dictionary. At best he is centrist, but more likely centre-right. He likes the free market, he is a capitalist.

  • CALM THE FUCK DOWN

  • Lol - ok, ok, no need to shout, I was just making sure people knew how stupid he was ;).

  • hmmm adhd

  • niiiice

    much better than the creepy tribute one

    lol

  • Funniest, coolest and most entertaining individual I have ever come across. The fact that he is well educated backs his sarcasm and makes it even funnier...

  • ha haha your are my IDOL !! ... lets play a game where has this finger been

    douches

    haircut

    elvis

    brit brit ..

    its all funny .. haha a

    how does she do it .. maybe she sings into a cup ... like this !!

  • LMFAO!! u r soo fkcin funny! i lk wen u saw ur frst impression of ur hair cut "laughs" ffffuck...

  • hahaha dork..i can't believe you cut your hair without a mirror..o well it'll grow back..come of your commentary is funny some gross but hey that's what makes ENTERTAINMENT

    keep up the vids man!

    -greggery

  • go back to 4:00 and you see a white blob/dot thingy go across the screen.

  • Nice, you should make a part 2?

  • He is so freaking amazing!