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  • I am Nikolai!

  • 306 people didn't let freedom rip.

  • They should get spencer to fart the national anthem!

  • lol i fit the description of the child!

  • WHY DOES EVE

  • wow you flailing moron, why would you want to embarrass yourself like this?

  • Hear no Evil See no Evil Feel no Evil.....

    The truth will set you free.... =D

  • BORRING!!

  • BORRING!!

  • he way funnier than u will ever be so shut it

  • Your easily the guy with highest sense of humor in youtube

  • such an unfunny response to something that actually was funny

  • Ahh, this is one of my absolute favorite videos to watch...I'm still laughing and its been a while since I last saw this.

  • stfu mr.clean

    fucking douche bag

  • You are such a shit talker...

    Do you have anything better to do than, to bash people who wish to conduct in a humorous manner? Lighten up you bald foreign asshole!

    N/N is AWESOME! Why don't you talk about something more productive, like say corporate greed!

  • From a farting kid to Roberto Gonzalez. How can you even make a leap like that.. Evil Kenvil couldn't make a jump like that

  • This Is Great! Keep Up the Good Work

  • *yawn* u must be some desparate guy *yawn* u need to get some priorities and pleaz i watched 1 minute of this and i m bord to death i m never watching ur vids again lol

  • .. boring

  • strangely receeding hairline? this idiot dont even have hair i can see the camera in his forhead lol

  • dude you have way too much time on your hands...

  • i lov how he says OUR nation, when i bet hes not even fully american.

  • yawn.....sleep.....die.....

  • lame

  • boring...I wanna farts!xD

  • *yawn*

  • jealous?

  • I hate people who talk like this.. Not the accent.. No.. Not the enthusiasm, cause thats good.. No.. People who talk for ever about one thing adding a bunch of details vaguely related to it before they get to the real point!

  • I will hear your fart ! Lass endlich einen fahren!

  • ......-.- you cant be serious..dude lighten up.

  • boring.

  • dude its just farting!! i think its funny when u do it as a prank thats what i think is funny but why make avideo saying stuff about our founding fathers?.. thats weird..

  • Trouser Trumpeting!?? HAHAHAHA!!!! I LOVE YOOH!!!

  • Seriously funny! What else can I say? lol

  • for us all....777. cmwan

  • "i'm here today to talk about"

  • I LOVE YOUR ACCENT!

  • I'd be sure to bring you into that room so you can enjoy the cabbage and beans.

  • Didn't you know that laughing and smiling makes you happier ;)

  • ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. This guy is as loud winded as the farting machine.

  • you talk really funny dude

  • nobody got it

    i think peopl think youre too serious

    if it was more obvious that youre a comedian all of a sudden it would be funny-sadly people's humours arent dry enough atm

  • Lighten up! Seriously, I, for one, am as frustrated with the hell the Bush adm. has enacted on its own people and the rest of the world, but everybody needs a laugh...you are taking this way too seriously. I agree with your ideology of politics, Bush, etc., but a laugh is a wound/soul healer, and you're displacing your anger and turning it toward him. I'm sure you'll recognize this when you anger dissipates. Thanks for the wise words though. It was just directed at the wrong person.

  • you people are all retarded if you dont like it, then dont comment because your probably just all fat ass people that dont know how to up load videos and are jelouse so u jut sit back and make fun of other people

  • Bravo! I agree (Although Im Japanese and I only like LMB and US master Golf)

  • haha i havent even watched it yet, but so much hatred from people in these comments.... its bound to be good... or bad as such :P

  • jesus christ, Nalts was just trying to be funny & he was.

    what a fucking loser you are.

    GO BACK TO SCOTLAND & FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

  • i cant believe you wasted your time making this in response to a fart video. is it a joke? :P

  • Shut the F*ck up,and got out!Nobody wants to hear your stupid ass responses!!

  • soooo....you're saying he's patriotic for getting some little fat kid to fart on people?

    Whatever you say big dude

  • wow i wanna hit this guy

    STFU

  • stfu

  • I'm here today to talk about how you should stop talking like an ASSCLOWN.

  • Also, does nobody get the fact that this video may not be serious...

    tsch.

  • yes, its nothing to do with his scottish accent as to why hes scottish...no, its because hes a "knob"

    you n00b.

  • ure such a knob u must be scottish

  • Get a life ya baldy boring basta**! haha,

  • Shut the F*ck up,and got out!Nobody wants to hear your stupid ass responses!!

  • POOT THOT FOOUCKING FLOG UP YOUR ASS. Your political science professor brain washed you.

  • lol i like listening to your dramatic opinions. those three and a half minutes werent wasted

  • might I add you spent 3 minutes and 34 seconds to comment on someone who is farting...i'd say you're lower than someone who publicly farts in public for humor ... you failed this one

  • yes lets have an 11 year old boy give a shit about our politics lol. You must be pissed cause we can live life and enjoy the dumbest things we do and you got nothing

  • are u just pissed cause u were born w/out a sense of humor or that we kicked england's ass and u didn't.

  • P.S. your voice sucks

  • what the hell is he doing in america if he doesnt like it?

    So he is talking about the farting episode that nalt guy did so WTF does that have to do with america?

    its POS like this guy that doesnt deserve to be here

  • LOLOLOL!!

    copy this to 10 other videos or you will be ripped appart by savage dogs.....

  • the video was made in fun. like jackass was done in fun. what was the point of this video? what a waste of time.

  • scottish lil cunt u sound like having a cock stuck in your mouth

  • you twat!!!

  • not true at all..

    alberto gonzalez doesn't lie that much

  • really, i dont recall, lol he said that 53 times, does not lie that much.lol.if he is not lying he is really stupid.

  • (TRANSLATE THIS)

    Pelado chupamedia de BUSH.

    Aca en Argentina Pateamos Fuerte A PELOTUDOS BIEN TARADOS COMO VOS, si tu idea es sentir mi pie en tu culo... Veni para aca y te aseguro que te vas a tirar unos buenos pedos como el del video GIL DE STOPA!!!

  • the video is called: re:farting in public. i don't see the connection.

  • what a load of shit!

  • ur making fun of him for his receding hair line.. yet u are bald

    whats up with that?

  • dude... its youtube lighten up.

  • tell it to your fellow countrymen

  • fuckin americans, he speaks english better than any one of you, your country is made of people like him, or you don't know that America's history is 200 years? and how big is British history, huh?

    dont you ever compare yourself with england, scotland, ireland or any european country

    nor your dialect language

    nor your history that you don't have

    nor the culture that you don't have

  • speak some fucking english

  • All his video's are shite, absoloutley pointless, how they get so many views is beyond me!?

  • go back to where you came from! you live here? better not let me meet you in the street. damn immigrants move over here and think they matter. your words mean nothing, you made this video for no reason other than to make your ugly face visible on the net. i'm with the other people as well. did you not watch the video? you're trying to make it seem like farting is anti-patriotic! it's a fucking body function... besides his were done by a freaking machine, you foreign fucker!

  • u sound like a leprechaun. maybe we should go play golf and then eat some lucky charms after u go looking for gold at the end of a raibow.

  • LMAO!

  • What's his point ?

  • wow

    watching ppl fart is bettter than watching this video. shut up u talk funny

  • He did remember something. Its called humor. Maybe you should remove what ever crawled up your ass, and just laugh. Or maybe get the fuck outta here. Its a free world. Dont like it, crawl back to that shithole you came from.

  • Hey ne0spartacus you and the rest alike must be in the lower percentage range of retards in public of knowledge history get your fucking fact right.

  • correct me if I'm wrong, but you watched the video too u fucking prick

  • You are saying that people should pay more attention to more important things than fart videos. You are right. Farts are still funny though.

  • can any one tell me what is he trying to say.

  • Fuck off....americans are dicks....and EVERYone is right to their own opinion

  • stop scrounging off of england scotland!!!!!

  • hope to god he's a brit, not funny in any way at all.

    a true bore,not worth a fart!

  • ye mentos55 cos americans are hilarious.....

  • i dont get it - he needs to shutup

  • you talk funny... =]

  • your a willy.

  • Fooking homo go back to fooking europe europesy

  • Yeah...trying too hard to be funny with this one and it doesn't really work. Taking Nalt's video and trying to steal the thunder with this..and well, failing miserably i'm afraid.

  • shoot opp yuoo foogoot

  • This was the worst of his videos i've watched. Not one thing was funny. Though many of his other videos are pretty good.

  • Nothing makes me embarassed to be Scottish - except for this bloke! What a boring, pretentious, unfunny guy. I just hope he's actually a non-scot trying to mimic our accent, then i won't feel so ashamed

  • just shut up man!!!

  • this guys needs too shut up

  • Nothing makes me embarassed to be Scottish - except for this bloke! What a boring, pretentious, unfunny guy. I just hope he's actually a non-scot trying to mimic our accent, then i won't feel so ashamed.

  • haha, very good! thanks for the laugh man~~~justin

  • fak off fyrtin was cool ;]

  • oh dear, I really can't stand you

  • Please stop posting on youtube. You really try to be funny/clever but unfortunately you aren't. It's embarassing. And your delivery is terrible.

  • Why do you have to be so critical about everything you see?

    Your satirical videos are terrible.

  • u fucking wanker

  • lol, "a child that represents america. a child that looks like hes had....a few too many donuts..."

  • You take a light-hearted video of a practical joke as an opportunity to make a political statement. You expect Americans to relinquish all sense of humor in attempt to change the world? Be realistic and find a sense of humor. Go make change in your own country to drive the British out of Scottish rule. Why do non-Americans feel it necessary to constantly remind us of our nation's downfalls. Don't criticize the citizens for being part of the superpower. How can we change it??

  • I think all the grumpy jerks attacking this very valid idea are part of the reason America is where we are. No one can just smile or for God's sake laugh anymore. It is true that farting is one of the last great human attributes that is always funny. Lighten up folks and at the count of 3 let that rosebud trumpet the glory that was and is the USA.

  • I don't understand your point? Are you making a statement at those who agree or disagree with this guy? We are where we are now because we don't like people wrongfully insulting American culture who hippocratically state our flaws? I don't get it...

  • You don't seem to be too concerned that the Scottish diet consists of excessive amounts of beer, followed by chips and blood pudding (I should know since I lived there). Scotland has a higher rate of heart disease than Americans, but you refrain from sharing that. Instead, you insult one overweight teenager. Good job!

    You're a middle-aged bald guy on Youtube...I hope that says enough...

  • i understand what he means, americans distratcing each other from teh truth with meaningless humour that is exchanged for their rights... gaah! its a sad sad governments..

  • who the hell is this bald guy

  • a GREAT POST!!! lol

  • lol

  • What the Hell???

  • what?? is he even american? not that that matters...but he is a loser

  • he's from scotland in the uk and he is a loser. lol

  • LAWLS, I say.

  • meh I dont know what you are talking about

  • Seriously, you need to get a life.

  • if you don't like it, go away, honestly this man is a genius!

  • LOL YOU'RE BALD!!!!!!!!! HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA­HA

    oh, and an idiot.

  • GET A LIFE.........

  • Hey I agree with the Scottish lad, no matter what race you are, what religion, what denomination,etc.. A fart is funny.

  • ha! you said "boosh"

  • What the fuck? I didn't get a thing you said, your gay...

  • ahahahahahaha

  • god im gutted this twat sounds like he's from Scotland

  • few fries short of a happy meal

  • fkn boring

  • oh yes. keep it coming!

  • this guy is two waves short of a tide if you know what i mean

  • shut up you tosser

  • shut the hell up. youre so boring. wasted video.

  • where are u from?

  • shut the fuck up your a complete idiot, your opinion doesnt matter douchbag, no one likes you, go back to ireland if you dont like it you faggot

  • ireland? jos jedan amer glup ko kurac

  • omg are you retarded..!

  • omg are you reatarded..!

  • oh god--shut up!

  • god ur an ass....

    you think that you are funny...

    but your not..

    go and shoot your self in the head

    w/ a gun that makes a farting

    sound when you shoot it...

  • i ti si glup ko kurac

  • Your accent is annoying and no one cares what you think.

  • You are Ugly.

    But your are Damn right!!

  • This guy is obviously being ironic but it's a bit pointless, just like 99% of video responses on youtube. Actually it kind of sounds like he's poking a little fun at video responses in general.

  • don't listen too these morons, nalts is a dumb shit, i agree with you!

  • You are an ass**** he was jsut having fun you take things too serious grow up and hey you were probably fat too grow up and loosen up kids have their fun you had the stupidest video I HATE YOU!!!

  • glup si ko kurac

  • Can't believe I just sat through three and a half minutes of that! Fuckwit

  • marcie- instead of putting 'dont read' above your message, just dont post it at all, queer.

  • what a dillhole

  • Bet the founding fathers farted more than most!

    Send Spence & his trumpeting trousers to the Middle East & NYC!! Brilliant idea!

    xoxo

  • You are against farting because you are a homo!

  • Hey Man I got a Laugh outta this so.. good job lol.. Farting is funny.. I can't stand those people that fart and talk and act like nothing happened... even in the mens room.. Come On! Fart are FUN !!!

  • Stop making clips, you are so useless! And your fake accent is so annoying me.

  • It's not fake, there really are Scots with whiny, irritating accents like his.

  • "our" nation? your scottish! if a dog lives in a barn , you dont call it a horse!

  • Good vid. But I'm really here because FUCK YOU, people who leave chain letters on people's comment lists! What kind of sad attempt at a social statement is this? My mom will die in 4 hours if I don't copy and paste onto 10 videos? I don't see how that will ever be the result of someone's death. So fuck you, drones. Seriously. Fuck you.