WHAT????!!!!! who doesnt like jeff? who doesnt like peanut? peanut makes me smile when im sad and i always laugh at jeff! in a good way though :) grrrr whoever disliked this... grrr on you :(
@666Wo0k p:You know, I think it`ll be cool to be a ventriliquist... j:You think so? p:Yeah. I`d fill my voice everywhere. j:Like where? p:I don`t know. I`d go to a lot of funerals. ...Oh, think how much fun you can have... -Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today... (I`m not dead yet!)... ...(Let me out of here!!)... ...(You son of a bitch!!)...
Paul was so upset called himself a "guest" and for that matter he isn't a "host", "co-host" he is the bandleader. Maybe as soon as he opened his mouth, he realized he messed up and couldn't recover from it. Loved the giraffe joke.
I was waiting for CBS to pull the plug when the teeth and eyes jokes came up. Damn funny. Jeff has got to go on Craig Ferguson's show, the jokes and the craziness would fit in beauuuuutifully. Oh, check out his fellow ventroliquist, Dan Horn. Continued success Jeff.
and she had huge eyes ....eyes u were lookin at her eyes i was lookn at her ...hey be sensetive here.......her teeth ....after i saw her teeth then i smiled hahahhahah hilariuos
Then what do they do? They ask you questions! 'So what do you do for a living?' uuuuuguggguggguugg 'Do you enjoy your work?' uuuugggugugugugu Sure its what happens to you and me but him really has no problem 'So for a living your a ventriliquist?' Whyyyyyy yess I am! XD
@erniesigsoundfan him being American has nothing to do with it. I'm American and my entire grade loves Je fah fah DunHAM. Letterman just sucks cuz he only finds his own terrible jokes (which are actually his writers' but whatever) to be funny.
@TheRideArounds Paul has no sense of humour at all and he's an American!!!! I am from Holland and I think it's hilarious. I could watch them every day if I had the time!!!
Whyy yess i amm....OMG I LOLED SO HARD!
SerranistaLutheriana 15 hours ago
best comedy person ever
MrAlasdairm17 5 days ago
haha!! lex luthor, thats funny
Midnightjuliet0811 1 week ago
The weird part about the dentist is that clamp they put in your mouth to take x rays!!
DisneyGirlRocks 1 week ago
gooooo d d good thats gooooooooood
mustyouknowme 2 weeks ago
322 people throw up like giraffes.
ArchonSeachmall 2 weeks ago
WHAT????!!!!! who doesnt like jeff? who doesnt like peanut? peanut makes me smile when im sad and i always laugh at jeff! in a good way though :) grrrr whoever disliked this... grrr on you :(
madimadimadimay 2 weeks ago
Haha " Why yes I am!!!!!!"
KAYLEEWALKERVEVO 3 weeks ago
I love Peanut!!!
rodneyda96 3 weeks ago
random crap from him is always funny
madmax32697 4 weeks ago
david letterman looked kinda mad at the beginning when he got interrupted by the music when he said "jeff dunham and peanut" xD
ilanarox247 4 weeks ago 3
322 people are going to be on a stick
GamingYakamato 1 month ago 2
Jeff you are brilliant.
crisp2882 1 month ago in playlist More videos from jeffdunham
...lmao this will never get old!
mldDavis2 1 month ago
3:05 - 3:28...swagggggg
WorldOfSkateTV 1 month ago
321 dislikes. Walter made 321 accounts with Achmed
ei8190 1 month ago 4
0:11 OWNED!
SpacySquirrel 2 months ago 4
BAT COUNTRY!!!!
99SnakeEyes 2 months ago 8
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh..ugh
JMMitch17 2 months ago in playlist Jeff Dunham
2:39 Lol !!
Desteni01 2 months ago
the part where he burped wasthe best
HoverboardFan14 2 months ago
1:40 when he got the part when he acted as the giraffe vomitting i laughed so hard i couldn't breathe.
MrJinglemilk 2 months ago
I love peanut <3
lexandriaccc 2 months ago
Now he's ripping off Bill Cosby?
DJChuckB2009 2 months ago
hey, if you kinda notice when Jeff takes his hand out to shake the host's hand it looks like he's choking Peanut O-o XD
it's usually clarest at about 4:54
SonicDDRFreak 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
"It'd take FOR-EV-EERR!" XD
xPotterGleekx 2 months ago
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AZMALING 2 months ago
3:20 best part evar!!!!
majorhole712 2 months ago
My FAVORITE Part Is 1:50 I LOVE YOU PEANUT :]
littlecutie1234545 2 months ago
love him
StaticAirsoft1 2 months ago
Bat Country at the beginning and end, fuck yeah, woo papa gates!
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nikoolific 2 months ago
i'm not dead yet!!!! lmfao
nollethepain 3 months ago
auUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
TheFreakifier 3 months ago
They play Bat Country ~ A7X when he walks on stage
XD
yffrf 3 months ago
Sorry Jeff, but Cosby did the Dentist bit before you.
garoul17 3 months ago
lol peanuts trollin
R2pyro 3 months ago
lmao
cnce145 3 months ago
"Please welcome Jeff Dunham and P-" DUNN DUUUNNN DUNNNN DUNNN!!!
Nettohunden619 3 months ago
4:04 funny as crap
eddfredandkyle 3 months ago
Jeff Dunham + Peanut = AMAZING
phangirl1986 3 months ago
Where is the vid of them at the improv doing the giraffe bit?
mfairldy 3 months ago
Tough crowd.
nathanbrauer 3 months ago
dude really if you dont like it then dont watch it omg
slinkys420 3 months ago
@slinkys420 dude chillax-azah-zah, SLINKY420! it'd be funny as hell if this ended on 4/20
MrWwefan15 3 months ago
@ravenfan1onlyme No. The funny parts are 0:00-5:05. You made a mistake.... ;)
123BelleBeauty 4 months ago
Nerum!!!
theonewholovesyeww 4 months ago
Peanut: O my god! Did superman know Lex Luthor workes here?? *LOL*
MrRambo4 4 months ago
differenty the music started early but in my oppion from Dunhan with peanut was ok on letterman but not that funny,
that why when it comes to letterman i usaully find my self falling asleep
mellydramaclub99 4 months ago
Je-FUH FUH
MrPancake90210 4 months ago
It's says 2009 but it looks like it was in the 90's
LILJOKER2341 4 months ago
that song sounds bat country
kmarksx4 4 months ago
@kmarksx4 it does hmm
FCW101 4 months ago
Thanks for flying the friendly skies... Urp.
SheblehGee 4 months ago
they copied bill cosby 3:10 --2:23 biters
drumanddraw101 5 months ago
I love the giraffe joke
Bipolarexpress121 5 months ago
No 2 ways about it Dunham is the World's Best Ventriloquist
Cenationizer 5 months ago
u rock jeffa!
anakins727 5 months ago
he tooted and his head exploded, that would be awesome to see.
kuroppoi92 5 months ago
is peanut on durgs??
ravenfan1onlyme 5 months ago
who can hate peanut or jefffdunham
HKSureLove 5 months ago 106
@HKSureLove dumbasses and dicks
eldiablo68 5 months ago
@HKSureLove i dont know but who could hate them both togeter
Slushywushy5 3 months ago in playlist More videos from jeffdunham
@HKSureLove amature ventrilaquist?
Triux9110 3 months ago
@HKSureLove His wife i guess...
Graplevader 3 months ago
@HKSureLove
Communists!
DerUberSkillz 2 months ago
@HKSureLove Deaf people.
And before you type anything, remember what happened in arguing with myself.
CAMSCOT501 1 week ago
i'm not dead yet.
let me out.
you son of a bitch!!!
pokemonwiz1 5 months ago
Lol, the band started before he could say peanut...
NovSpice 5 months ago
this audience sucks :/
DisturbedMistress91 5 months ago
@DisturbedMistress91 trying copy first comment is not fun ..
kissofthehell 5 months ago
@kissofthehell
wasn't trying to copy the first. comment. i usually don't pay attention to them
DisturbedMistress91 5 months ago
Paul, was rude... treat ur guest ? paul not even a host.... David is..... paul just an over paid musician not in real music...
PwrPak 5 months ago
318 people have no sense of humor
Blueknightalpha 5 months ago in playlist Jeff Dunham 85
@Blueknightalpha 321 people
toonfan24 2 months ago in playlist More videos from jeffdunham
@Blueknightalpha make that 322 (not includinge me) Jeff dunham is EPIC MAN!
metroidsax1 4 weeks ago
i think someone bleached the furry part of peanut. its so white when it used to be tan
AngelOfAuras 5 months ago
@AngelOfAuras
its the lighting.
pokemonwiz1 5 months ago
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666999Wolfman 5 months ago
3:30
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666Wo0k 5 months ago
did Peanut have an laughing pill before the show?
ravenfan1onlyme 5 months ago
funny parts: 1:42 -5:06
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ravenfan1onlyme 5 months ago
Paul was so upset called himself a "guest" and for that matter he isn't a "host", "co-host" he is the bandleader. Maybe as soon as he opened his mouth, he realized he messed up and couldn't recover from it. Loved the giraffe joke.
I was waiting for CBS to pull the plug when the teeth and eyes jokes came up. Damn funny. Jeff has got to go on Craig Ferguson's show, the jokes and the craziness would fit in beauuuuutifully. Oh, check out his fellow ventroliquist, Dan Horn. Continued success Jeff.
vinyltapelover 5 months ago
"please welcome Jeff Dunham and Pe(music starts)"
dave's expression: paul u dumbass :D
zoneforgamers 5 months ago 2
"Please welcome Jeff Dunham and WYVTNAJHCMSDH"
JordanClunn 5 months ago
Why did Paul ask "is that how you talk to a guest?" Shouldn't he say "is that how you talk to a host?"
oneworldfamily 5 months ago
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kallaman45 5 months ago
did paul really get pissed off? lol C'mon man! You know the comics gotta make 1 or 2 jokes about you, its part of the act and its for the audience!
lilroo1985 5 months ago
Wouldn't it be easier if he learnt how to shake with his LEFT hand?
Aquahair 5 months ago
EXCLUSIVE NEW JEFF DUNHAM CLIPS FROM HIS NEW 2011 TOUR WITH HIS NEW CHARACTER BONESAW!!!
/watch?v=trnoC2No26w
Sinders9012 5 months ago
@Sinders9012 No luck for me getting that link to come up, but I will do some looking around. The heads up much appreciated.
vinyltapelover 5 months ago
So were they playing Batcountry by Avenged Sevenfold...... or am i just weird :) lol
MissMusicaX 6 months ago 2
should have had jose to
normaly jeff is argueing with peanut
YuGiOhFanNumberOne 6 months ago
1:46
YuGiOhFanNumberOne 6 months ago
Omg peanut become lifeless!!!! =0
Lmfaooooooo-3
Vanecarolina215 6 months ago
@Vanecarolina215 clear
YuGiOhFanNumberOne 6 months ago
Grey faction at amazon dot com or lulu dot com
NexusDarkworld338 6 months ago
and she had huge eyes ....eyes u were lookin at her eyes i was lookn at her ...hey be sensetive here.......her teeth ....after i saw her teeth then i smiled hahahhahah hilariuos
Dann0060 6 months ago
That giraffe joke was the best animal joke I have heard XD
bwoodboy18 6 months ago
"WHY YES I AM!" ROFL
SSAjacobs1412 6 months ago
The audience sucked in this one...All the material was funny as hell!! LOL Good job Jeff!!
TheSilentOnenAgony 6 months ago
OMG was tht bald guy serious???it was just a joke......i guess he dnt like jokes........
EMOLICIOUS980 6 months ago
This audience was terrible.
weArESanchez 6 months ago
I love this video (im not dead yet ) Let me out of hear
01CouchPotato 6 months ago
I'm amazed at how Jeff Dunham can bring life to these inanimate puppets of his.
sunderking 6 months ago 3
"This is your captain speaking..." LOLLLLLL!!!!
sunderking 6 months ago
there were more people who disliked this video than who was in the audience
kboss2011 6 months ago
wow that bald guy must be the saddest boring peerson ive ever seen
JIROMINAI 6 months ago
The audience wass SUCK !
iDhatChiqqDreamerrJA 6 months ago
that is funny. gosh he's funny.
Dragonvale72 6 months ago
The audience sucked...
CheeekyIzza 6 months ago
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lolsmiley218 6 months ago
as soon as it f*ckingloads
lolsmiley218 6 months ago
lol I like the last part...Lmao
mknnko003 7 months ago
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Then what do they do? They ask you questions! 'So what do you do for a living?' uuuuuguggguggguugg 'Do you enjoy your work?' uuuugggugugugugu Sure its what happens to you and me but him really has no problem 'So for a living your a ventriliquist?' Whyyyyyy yess I am! XD
sciencenerd218 7 months ago
i luv pnut : )
magicsmith95 7 months ago
HAHAH
laubeatz 7 months ago
the music sounds like the into to Bat Country by Avenged Sevenfold anyone else agree?
armymen159 7 months ago
"is that how you talk to a guest?..." "It was a joke you dmubass.." LMAO
cod4hackzz 7 months ago 26
LOL.... LETTERMAN GOT PISSED OFF AT 0:09 to 0:11 because he got cut off by the music playing a little too early... lmao
MsEgyptianpride 7 months ago 31
@MsEgyptianpride hahahahaaahhaaa you right, i did not notice it until i read your comment... LOL..
willierenatou 7 months ago 2
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MsEgyptianpride 7 months ago
Oh my god, does Superman know Lex Luthor works here? Cracked me up! XD
Jackinthebox4711 7 months ago 2
it would take forever! HHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU BLAH!!!!!!!!!
lol hahaha couldn't stop laughing!
rileydespain 7 months ago
HE TALKS THRUGH HIS THROAT JUST SAW THAT LOL
tehzammorakshow 7 months ago
@tehzammorakshow Um, yeah, that's how ventriloquism works....-_-;
HentaiSamurai 7 months ago
@tehzammorakshow no actually he speaks w/o movin his lips
EllisL4D2FTW 7 months ago
HE TALKS THRUGH HIS THROATI JUST SAW THAT LOL
tehzammorakshow 7 months ago 2
lol LOVE JEFF
jesnana33 7 months ago
@erniesigsoundfan him being American has nothing to do with it. I'm American and my entire grade loves Je fah fah DunHAM. Letterman just sucks cuz he only finds his own terrible jokes (which are actually his writers' but whatever) to be funny.
acavemand 7 months ago
lol...........
rhaizenn1 7 months ago
i loved how david letterman looked so annoyed xD
iwtfcfanl 7 months ago 2
NNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
guitarmonster65 7 months ago
When i looked at her Theets (Tits) hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha MEGAAAA LOLZZZ XDDD THUMBSS UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
saem54 7 months ago
@saem54 sorry im going to vote you down cause youre not funny
mandark692000 7 months ago
@mandark692000 sorry im going to vote you down cause you have no sense of humour
Hemlagadcolt 7 months ago
Jeff dunham (Jeff Fah Fah DunHAM) You are Awesome beyond all recognition.
NNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
Noey1900 7 months ago 2
@Noey1900 .com!
cokelover3062 7 months ago
@cokelover3062 Hahaha ON A STEEK!
Noey1900 7 months ago
@Noey1900 hahaha
cokelover3062 7 months ago
Ohhh, that was priceless.
darkecofreak23 7 months ago
look at letterman's face when the music starts before he could announce peanut :D
zoneforgamers 7 months ago 6
no cuz when i saw her TEETH i sprang a smile LOL!
Sc0pedProductions 8 months ago
the audience sucks lol
kissofthehell 8 months ago 138
"OMG!"
"What?"
"Does Superman know Lex Luthor works here?!"
XDDD
Darkraigrl 8 months ago 2
am i awesome??? 3:22
rachelisinsane 8 months ago
love jeff ......looooovvveeee peanuts , hes so funny .hes my fav one .
Alyssa0401 8 months ago
like if you think penut is best
harrystuvik 8 months ago
i can't BREATH!! I WAS LAUGHING TO HARD!!
MusicLoverSMCRS 8 months ago
BAT COUNTRY As the intro!! A7X AND MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN
CherryBomb81401 8 months ago 2
funniest part 0:00-5:06 XD
rockzfg 8 months ago 24
the funeral joke was epic!
PetraRocks100 8 months ago
I had a big Laugh too! I also like the muppet clip on youtube: Sara not for kids, big hit!
caatjeplagman 8 months ago
heyyyyy dats bat country by avenged sevenfold!
enanomexican 8 months ago
I love the joke about the giraffe throwing up. What about if it had a sore throat?
sha11235 8 months ago
Paul has no sense of humour at all!!!
erniesigsoundfan 9 months ago in playlist Jeff Dunham
In this video, JD looks like Jack Bauer with dark hair. AWESOME.
DangStraightAwesome 9 months ago
only the latest sound good... this one sounds gay... like they are homosexuals...
TheBringerofchaos 9 months ago
1:25- 2:10 fucking hilarious
Qabed5 9 months ago
only americans would find this funny
TheRideArounds 9 months ago
@TheRideArounds i'm SAUDI and i laughed my ass off
boywonder0550 9 months ago
@TheRideArounds Paul has no sense of humour at all and he's an American!!!! I am from Holland and I think it's hilarious. I could watch them every day if I had the time!!!
erniesigsoundfan 9 months ago in playlist Jeff Dunham
dearly beloved today " im dead yet!'
ArtofWarGirl2000 9 months ago 2
freaking love this video sooooo much :D <3
littlejackiesmith 9 months ago 3
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thetroll268 9 months ago in playlist Jeff Dunham 41
@thetroll268 i'm fucking sick of that comment
p1st0lss 6 months ago 3
@thetroll268 Wow. You sure are giving him alot of credit. I would have guessed half that size. Lol.
Angelwithhorns96 6 months ago
@thetroll268 What have you seen it!!! Tell me did you enjoy "it"???? You know??? Man you just got punked HAHA!!!!!!!
MetalGearNerd 6 months ago