A HellfireComms Dramatic reading - My Immortal [Chapter 16]

[eternalobliviox71]

0:23 So does this Raven person write the story while the 'author' just takes credit? I don't follow.

1:06 JUST when I was thinking we could avoid an essay on your attire!

1:21 You stopped caring about one of your favorite bands and just started making out?

1:37 W-...Weren't you already there?

1:47 'I mean, they taste like ice cream!'

1:56 I thought men were supposed to be mindless sex fiends according to slutty whorebags like you- WHOOPS, DID I JUST SAY THAT OUT LOUD?

(CONT, inevitably)

[eternalobliviox71]

@eternalobliviox71 2:09 Wait, what happened to the Death Dealers? Are they just kinda staring awkwardly from across the room?

2:15 What has Kristina ever done to you? She's a nice girl!

2:23 Seriously, what is a 'prep', and why is she using it so derogatorily?

2:29 Hey, dude from a few videos back, add 'singing a random goth song' to the drinking game, will ya?

2:36 Isn't a single an album release when there is only one song on the disc? If so, how is that more impressive?

(CONT)

[eternalobliviox71]

@eternalobliviox71 2:49 What is the purpose of that character speaking Japanese? Just to add all the more pretentiousness to your sodomizing of the word 'fanfiction'?

3:04 Subtle way of writing your ex-friend out of the story.

3:34 I know that was you getting upset over it. but you sounded obsessed with the movie there.

3:52 And a gothic otaku is perfectly fine?

3:56 THIS IS AS SUBTLE AS A TRAIN WRECK.... ON A BOAT.

4:03 Yes, that poor girl getting raped and murdered is fucking adorable.

(CONT)

[eternalobliviox71]

@eternalobliviox71 4:12 You're going to a concert with the cloud boss from Kirby?

4:23 The characters switch so erratically between pretentiously goth and stereotypical girly it hurts my head...

4:30 Do you know anything about being gothic? really!

6:00 'DID I MENTION I'M GOTHIC?!?!?!'

6:11 And he was fired the following morning.

6:45 What danger? Draco can't die, Voldemort poses no threat, he was on the ground screaming from one spell in one of the first chapters, there's no cliff to hang from!

[0sexiest0nerd0]

There are so many things that are very wrong with this fanfic, but the thing that pisses me off right now is that these two incredibly pro self harmers are at an MCR gig, and MCR are all about NOT self-harming.

Oh, and Volsemort and the Death Dealers? I would SO join that band :D

[LateralizedChelsie]

lolWUT?

[AngelOfMusic144]

volsemort and the death dealers?! save me!

[xGigglesnort]

"I actually like that movie, readers....I like it a lot. Goddamn you!"

Seriously, I love the side notes.

[polyxenophile]

"Yeah I don't think so cause I am going there with my bf drako you sick perv!" I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Hargrid flew in on his black broom looking worried."

Touchy, anyone?

A) He didn't know you were taken, and "maybe I'll see you there" wouldn't make him a "sick perve" anyway

B) Even if it would, he just gave you a dress. Show a little gratitude.

C) "Before he could beg me to go with him..."? Really? After what you said to him? I don't think so, hun.

[skadiyoko]

Awwwwww! NTom sounded like he was going to cry when he said he actually likes Nightmare Before Christmas! D': HE NEEDS A HUG!

[ChrisGnosis]

it was...VOLXEMORT!



[animeshinobi13]

Oh Nuuuuu not Lupin and Snop! 

[loopy6idol2]

Hajimemashite is Japanese for "I'm meeting you for the first time."

FAIL.

[KyoXAnskima]

You cannot have the name Tara!

First you steal MY name (Willow) and then you try and steal the second best character from Buffy's name???? (Tara)

Die Bitch!

[KyoXAnskima]

B-ludy Mary: nuuuuuu nuuuuuuu nuuuuuuu!!!!

Me: looooool looooooool loooooool!!!!

[RandomEncounterFilms]

So I've been listening to this playlist on random and somehow it makes about as much sense as it would without shuffle.

[Cannonsilencer]

Murder and necrophiliac rape..... KAWAII :D

[Nitakakazaka]

"I could totally see him getting an erection."

xD

[ArcticFoxKit]

My... wasn't that just retarted?

[ArcticFoxKit]

It's KAWAII YOU FUCKING BITCH

[EarthlyMaidenLita]

.....I like Nightmare Before Christmas, too...

[AtticusEchoes]

XD perfect ending!!!

[Cannonsilencer]

Nightmare before Christmas is... goth? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[DerGrosseFritz]

They left a bro hangin! What happened to Volcemort and his Death Dealers?

By the way, insult Enoby and you will flunk your classes, be murdered by B-loody Mary and have your corpse raped by the neck philoc Lupin. KAWAI!

[DarknessbUnnie]

This tale brought to you in part by HOT TOPIC! 8D

[DarknessbUnnie]

Its KAWAII you fuckin' BITCH!

[ThornWolf1]

Seriously? The Nightmare Before Christmas? Is that really a gothic movie? I never considered it to be one, but hey, who am I to question the immense goffik knowledge of Tara Gilesbie?

[AdorableWolfTengu]

Y'know, at first I thought your voice wasn't hammy enough. This is plenty dramatic in its own way though. Thanks for uploading these, i'll keep listening.

And hey, comments are informative now. Kinda.

[icegem738]

Jesus 'christina' christ Im pretty sure she has fucked over most of the bands I like in this story. Im sure if any of the bands read/listened to this they would be offended in being even in the slightest bit related to this monstrocity.

Awesome reading btw! making this fanfic tolalorable is skill XD

[UlkiAndGrimmAreMine]

BTW kawaii is pronounced kah-wah-e

[stilltainted922]

i'm personally offended by the fact that my chemical romance - helena is a related video to this...

also "he muttered loudly.. mmmmyeah"

[kawaiiamvgirlX3]

"fangz 2 britney5655 4 techin muh japnese"

"B’loody Mary was standing there. 'Hajimemashite gurl.' she said happily (she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz ‘how do u do’ in japanese). "

WRONG! Someone needs to "tech" that Britney "gurl" "japnese" (and Tara how to spell.)

「はじめまして」 means "nice to meet you" when meeting someone for the first time. Not “how do 'u' do”. So it doesn't make sense here.

"how do you do" would be 「元気ですか？」("Genki desu ka?")

(Sorry, just had to get that out of my system.)

[ThornWolf1]

@kawaiiamvgirlX3 So very very true. Glad someone else knew that.

[littlefart123]

@kawaiiamvgirlX3 I went on a 3 day rant about that very same thing since I started studying Japanese myself. So I feel your pain.

[82yaoilover82]

i actually like that movie alot! god damn you!

[JDJeffery]

WE DON'T CARE WHAT EVERYONE IS WEARING!!!!

People lick stuff a lot in this story.

So, let me get this straight. She hates this Raven girl for not giving her her stupid sweater????? And Lupin is in love with NECKS?!?! WHAT THE HECK?!?!?!

[Tears222]

EPIC CONCERT ERECTION!<3

[SheepasaurusRex]

Your accent is attractive.

[TransientXundra]

mmmm. neckphilia.

[jasmy13]

Pfft my wasn't that just retarded. Well yes indeed it got to where you can't even say wonderful huh

[ArcticSnoww]

"my, wasn't that just retarded?...and wonderful."

[MsRabidLFangirl]

how is nightmare before xmas depressing????

[ShadowNeedsAHug]

ಥ__ಥ .....

SHE DID NOT JUST SAY "NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS" IS AN EMO MOVIE!!! D8<

[ShadowNeedsAHug]

@ShadowNeedsAHug That girl can go to hell... DX

[Mazrataz]

Hellfire you are a genius - this is hilarious. This girl takes herself so seriously and also should'ne done at least a little research on harry potter.

[MissMonsterMaker]

Haha, I think the best part of these dramatic readings is when the readers get stuck on a word so mangled it's hardly recognizable as English anymore.

[WithAPinchOfSalt]

"IT's Kawaii you fucking bitch!"

I love you!

[slaterguy44]

THe narrator will reach his breaking point soon

[PieSpirit]

Finally, an English-language raping that the British AND Americans can hate.

[SpiritoftheEmperor]

i actually like that movie... i do... god DAMN you.

continuity-break, and all the other things. too much for me to break down. christ...

[EarthlyMaidenLita]

For Tekking me ma japanese.

-SLAM HEAD ON KEYBOARD, BARF UP CHINESE FOOD-

[softcelltainted22]

"cuz guys don't like to talk about sex"

ummm????... suuuure. guys hate that. they, like, NEVER talk about that....

wtf this girl is actually THE stupidest person in existence

[Reyson129]

'n u no how much I lik them'

I got to 16 chapters before the inevitable facepalm. I need a break.

[xbonezds]

love the reader and his reaction at the mention of 'Nightmare before Christmas'.

[Nyarkibble]

This is my favorite video, so far. I had the same reaction as this guy when it came to Nightmare Before Christmas. I love the whole...time warp thing Tara Gilespie has going on. They're at a concert, VOLDEMORT, back at the castle before the concert.... <___< She laughs in the face of reality, and the English language, and all the flamz. Then she slits her wrists.

[kayozai]

GAH! I love Nightmare Before Christmas. Why must this chick ruin EVERYTHING? T___T

[pyrohoboy]

hajimemashite is a phrase used when you meet someone for the first time... b'loody mary has been in it before =S *shakes head*

I love how they can talk in silence, that is an impressive skill.

[Nyarkibble]

She hath telepathy. 8D

[EarthlyMaidenLita]

"It's 'KAWAII' you f'kin b-tich."

[Nyarkibble]

Stop flamming u prepz! D; /slitwrist/

[linkdragon0]

@Nyarkibble

It's Telekenesis, remember?

[Kodocha7]

Nightmare before Christmas!!!! fuck this bitch made me hate the movie that i once loved

[sailorgallifrey]

Death Dealers...whaaaaaaaaaa? I feel so sorry for the Japanese language right now.

[TheVodkaHaze]

Maybe this person should learn proper English, before they tackle Japanese.

[ktb293]

"Oh my Satan"

[Darkhope112]

When I hear the word Death Dealers I think of Lucious Malfoy in a dark alley offering drugs and steaks.

[goodbye18000]

Their is only one thing that can descibe this;

0.0

[ProKitty]

"OMFFG DUMBLYDORE?" i asked quietly

=__='

[Blacksun388]

Vegeta, what does the scanner say about her fail level?

[LordKioske]

ITS OVER 9,000!!!!

[LorChan1919]

Kawaii isn't even the right verb for that situation... :(

Unless Willow's organs and blood were particularily adorable.

[RaustBD]

Kawaii isn't even a VERB!

[LorChan1919]

God, did I say verb? -facepalm-

Adjective.

[xXxWHYAMiDEADxXx]

Why? WHY?! For the love of all that is literature, WHY?!

I've been listening to all of these, and this chapter is particularly painful.

[nofishhere4]

"blah blah blah blah flirting with stor keeper blah blah" "are you going to the fagfest?"

"OMG NOOOO YOU PERV" lolwut

[nofishhere4]

"thanks for tecing me japanes" how about you tackle english first kiddo

[Elkkun]

*Kills the girl* I HATE YOU, YOU HAVE DESTROYED MY FAVOURITE FILM!

Other than that. She's funny. XD

[PanicMeCiara]

lawl, isn't it Death Eaters?!

"you know how much i lick them"

LMAO.

god..this..this is good.

xD hahahahah.

[Temethi]

.. I just have to say that YOU CAN'T USE ELECTRONIC STUFF AT HOGWARTS! God damn it, woman..

[ActionMasterMegatron]

wait what? she kills somenone IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STORY AND ITS NEVER MENTION AGAIN a I would love to see J.K rowling's reaction to this

[Cybaria]

You know what that its...Thats a

BIG LIPPED ALIGATOR MOMENT!!

[ActionMasterMegatron]

exactly as i said before i would love to see j.k rowling read this insult harry potter and books in general

[KikioTie]

She would burst into tears of blood.

[Alcyshy]

Omg I almost choked on my eggnog at "we talked in silence for the rest of the movie"

[eyepoo]

Hajimemashite =

Nice to meet you.

(This is the first time we've met)

[teababe27]

LMAO. I actually like Niightmare Before Christmas too. People like this are what make the sane fans of NMBC look bad.

[chobitz7]

It's Kawiia you fucking bitch!

[Cybaria]

Kawaii*

[chobitz7]

(thank you) It's Kawaii you fucking bitch!

[shinytrombone11]

I appreciate that this was made. It makes me laugh. It made my night

[PlanetKooi]

ha haha hahaha

"we talked in silence for the rest of the movie"

[Exdeath47]

Would someone please tell me how the fuck necrophilia is cute??? And Tom, I like Nightmare Before Christmas too... it doesn't make us goths... does it?

[fstorm2]

Umm How is the sales person hotter than Jarrod yet not b.c  it's impossible , that makes no sense just like the rest of her story >_>

[DracoDragon369]

You dont "spex" Japanese?She cant speak english for that matter.XD I really wish someone would edit this so we can understand it.XD

[EmmaParanormal]

dude ima die these are better than reading them!!!!! hehe i wuv yew xD

i like nightmare before christmas too...christmas is a CHRISTIAN HOLIDAY!!! is she a prep now??? lol

[TheOnlySonicFan]

My brain cells are dieing

[desk003]

Mine are dying.

[Dreamcaster3]

The "Oh My Satan" part nearly killed me. xD

[msdramaqueeny]

Hagrid saves the day, lmao

[Narwhal999]

OMG i thought her and raven where friends :O

[littleicyman]

Damn those Christinas.

[Preevyew]

I know! I mean, I'm fine with Christians, but Christinas make me mad. D:<

[cottoncandy113]

@Preevyew Jooosh!?! No way XD Why did you say Christians make you mad if you are one?

[Preevyew]

@cottoncandy113 I said Christinas, not Christians. :P

Don't remember what I was talking about; I posted that a year ago.

[VelwynBenirus]

4:03 how can you talk to someone in silence ;D

[declan2009supermega]

She says prep A LOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[julia5304]

Voldemort and the Death Eaters!!!!!!!!!!

(I actually I fell over laughing at this)

XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

[Spirits589]

That kinda sounds like a band. xD

[julia5304]

Lmao yeah, some new form of wizard wrock!

XD

[chocolatysurprise123]

LOL, actually it said 'Volsemort and the Death Dealers"

[OcarinaOfTimeMasta]

"My Wasnt That Retarded And Wonderful?" LOL Tom Your Awesome

[TCUSolidWolf]

What in the......

Retarded isn't the word I would use.

The words I would use is "WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL WAS THIS GOD DAMN BACKWARDS JACKASS THINKING?!?"

Now I'm going to play some shitty games.

[dxmagma]

so your playing sonic 06?

[TCUSolidWolf]

.... I'd rather play Doom on Atari. I'd rather piss a cactus out of my dick.

[TCUSolidWolf]

Oh god. Ok. Now I WANT to play Sonic 06.

I realized what that fucking bitch did.

Mentioning any of Tim Burton's creations in this story is just not right. And it's not helping she fucked two languages up the ass by butchering it to no end.

Where's Billy Mays when you need him? I'd rather listen to him & his horrid voice now.

[Rodoet001]

The nightmare before christmas is not a depressing movie. It's a funny movie with really good songs. And I like it a lot.

And I wonder if she really knows what "Kawaii" means because apparently she thinks that someone being a necrofile is cute!

[LightEffexor]

Nightmare Before Christmas...

Is it a Halloween movie, or a Christmas movie? I'M SO CONFUSED! D:

[DavidTicas]

I think it's a Halloween movie. Since it says "Nightmare 'BEFORE' Christmas".

Or a Halloween theme trying to have a Christmas theme.

I don't know. Who care, I love that movie.

[darkfire158]

I like the Nightmare Before Christmas too... I can't believe she referenced it in this horrible story.

[lopmonfan]

iknorite? its one of my favorite movies TT^TT

AND SHE MIS-USES THE WORD kawaii? i think thats it? idk, i'm not reading it XD

[QJD1381]

The clothes descriptions are beginning to annoy me.

[imaboredguy]

Kawaii should never have fallen in the hands of retards- this shit is one of the, if not THE, greatest reasons why. PLEASE. KILL ME. For that matter, this fanfic/0=FAIL. Yes, the massive force that is known is FAIL is found in concentrated amounts in this fanfic; so much so, IT CAN DIVIDE BY 0. What does this mean? It means that we have found a force just as, if not more powerful, than Falcon Punch.

If you guessed I'm an ED lurker, then I have nothing to say to you, Cpt. Obvious.

[Hells666singer]

I'm amazed at how she thinks she can spell Japanese words when she has no grasp of ENGLISH!

[ahshorn]

5:59 facepalm

[Shadowdancer21b]

"Before he could beg me to join him" Wow. Everybody loves Enoby!

[BrokenLunchbox]

New by Goffik Shoos 4 U: leather platinum boots! At a Hot Topic near you!

B'loody Mary has a weird laugh. "NOOO!NOOO!"

[jomamasofat1]

If this bitch says "Kawaii" one more time, I AM GOING TO HUNT HER DOWN.

BTW, the Nightmare Before Christmas is the best fucking movie ever. I hate this woman.

[JFMello1116]

Volcemort and the Death-Dealers is the best band name ever.

[Greenblix]

How is the Nightmare Before Christmas depressing??? What is the writer nine or something?

[jba1234567890]

Nuno? Nuno Bettencourt?

[jjmara01]

my was it retard but wonderfully, i laugh so hard when you said that

[Hatsumi92]

"You know how much i lick them"

[HuntrBlackLuna]

Oh god. I was writing and listening to this at the same time, and literally noticed my ability to spell and construct complete sentences was.... impaired. It buuuurns!

[HelloTakun]

I wish her head snapped OFF XD I love talking to people in silence. Is this the chaptr with her ' bobs" ? LOL She has to do a lot to the castle simultaneously XD"PREPOSITION THE CASTLE!"

[darkzooproducktion]

ugh this person is far from being a goth its sad. same with night mare befor chrismas its not a goth moive its a holiday moive -_- is there a real gothic person alive today? i think not so im going to start a new name for the people out there that say there gothic the name will be hmm i cant think of a good name at the moment if you have any good made up names let me know or not in the end i dont care.

[bann60]

umm vemos??

[darkzooproducktion]

ok vemos will be the new name for people who say there goth. think you for the reply ^_^

[Malet89]

i never new Bill Oddie associated with these kind of people

[metrostationjunkie]

talking silently huh...maybe she has telekinesis like volsemort because he loved her and wanted to have sex with her and hes 16 in this fic...right?

[metrostationjunkie]

since when were gerard way and uh band wearing masks...

[superskh]

haijimimashite

means "nice to meet you"

not HOW DO YOU FUCKING DO.

they're the wannabe posers that they claim everyone else is.

SHINEI BAKA! (die idiots)

[orangenorth]

"No!" He mumbled loudly.

"You F#$CKING IDIOT!!!" I yelled softly.

[CabooseAzul]

"its kawaii you fucking bitch"

i love you tom XD

[masspower08]

i think my brain collapsed X_X

[asteroth876]

salesgoth: "I'm going to have to give it to you for free.......because you are a total Mary Sue!"

[MissAutumnMuffin]

WaHAHAHAHA XD

I don't know whats better, the fic or the comments XD

Dude, nechrophillia is cute? XD O_O

[Hookman1000]

A shop that isnt hot topic?! It must be preppy!!!!

[metrostationjunkie]

fookajin

[shayaan2354]

b-loody marie.

WOW

[zimmydoomday74]

"Dinosaurs existed 4,000 years ago and My Immortal is a wonderful work of literature."

-Sarah Palin

[Ydna0]

I can teach them some Japanese... Do they know that 'muda' means futile?

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMU­DAMUDAMUDA

MUDAAAAAAA

ZA WARUDO

TOKI WO TOMARE

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[DragonmasterRontio]

@Ydna0 Fuck yes. You are full of win, sir/madam.

[IamMullet]

sadness and sex sex sex sex sex

it sounds lik an american soap opera

[Preevyew]

I love it how if somebody does something slightly different than her she's like,

"OMG WTF U PREP OMGOMGGW!11!@ IM GUONA GOE CUT MYSELFFr!1!"

[kravanema]

I am actually fascinated by her writing. I tried myself to write that badly but IT CANNOT BE DONE XD

That is talent XD

[starstuddedkrazy]

Talked in silence. Wow.

[speedy2davey]

guys, as in me, don't like talking about sex? it's as if she doesn't know a fucking thing about us guys at all (which shouldn't surprise to many of us)!

[bexxing3]

priceless!

[LorChan1919]

I agree with you. The bitch went too far with Nightmare before Christmas!!!!

She makes Tim Burton sound like a pussy!

[NatalieMnemonic]

The best part is that Draco got an erection to "Gerard" and it was really Voldemort.

[Blackrose4789]

Butchery of the Japanese Language! It's Hajimemashite. (not you but the story) Nightmare before Christmas is a good movie. V.V sigh.

[metrostationjunkie]

'and you know how much i lick them'

[DarkLoverPassion]

LOL...you know how much i lik them?!?!?!?!?!?!

and wtf..deathdealer?....aintit deatheater?

[BopthatCherry]

omg. i love the nightmare before christmas. v.v

[MikeFreakinByrne]

this fanfic makes me embarassed for humankind

[seanfulldark]

I can't spell worth crap, but I don't BUTCHE the language like a freak saw mall!{I use Dragon NaturallySpeaking)tom I feel your pain, and I proceed to agree that we must go hunting her down viciously,(you don't if I use a sword instead of a gun because I am a terrible shots!)

[dunkilledu]

VOLDEMORT HAS DRACO BONDAGE!

[jocopman]

next time teach her english

[Omgausername6]

OMG VOLSEMORT! thats right kids voldemort likes to dress up like MCR

[ThexXxUsed]

This writer is absolutely retarded.

[yungerrapper]

I actually like The Nightmare Before Christmas... and Good Charlotte... and Linkin Park. They aren't emo/goth. This author needs to stop writing. Now.

[RageX246]

*high - fives

Same here.

[RyuuSkulker]

Agreed.

[KHLMDRLOg13]

Indeed. XD