McDonald's Catan

[ADAMTHEKILLJOY]

I love settlers on catan.

[CincoDrums]

lol, I finally played this game (which is surprisingly awesome) and now this video actually makes sense. Not only do I understand everything he's saying, I notices everything he says that not true.

[espiegel97]

its actually 10%

[LuxConcordiae]

At least this way, you actually have a shot at winning.

[djx74]

i never do that percentile bullshit in monopoly I just do what every person does. I pay the 200 that I got from passing GO and say, "Fuck you parker brothers," and i pass the dice.

[leyubar]

WHY ARE YOU PUTTING THE ROBBER ON ME?!!!

I'VE GOT THREE POINTS, NOWHERE TO BUILD AND THE BARBARIANS DESTROYED MY CITY... BLUE IS ON 9 POINTS YOU DOUCHE.

No wonder you always lose... If I get an inventor I'm definitely stealing your 9

[yokiyokiay]

settlers is boring with less than 3 people.

[rpglover101]

@yokiyokiay Imagine. Playing with an entire country.

[yokiyokiay]

@rpglover101 god, you'd wind up with a larger population of butt-hurt bitches than the dbz fan base was over the changes made to Kai... a group of over 8000 people.

[SSDaBomb]

Once upon a time there were 3 little sheeps. The first sheep built his house out of wheat, but then the big bad robber came to his house and blew down half of it. The second sheep built his house out of wood and the big bad robber once again blew down half of it. The third sheep built his house out of bricks so the robber couldnt blow it down

[179jfkla]

its ore not rocks and do they have participating port mcdonalds that can trade 3 for 1 on any resource and 2 for 1 on the resource of that port?

[fizzlefist]

@179jfkla Don't forget that it's wool and not sheep.

[PhilanVortex]

Once you actually get used to the game, it actually is really fun.

[theparkourdabeast]

i have never finished a game of monoply in my life.....0.o

[timothy22597]

'Clourse, his name is Teuber, which is pronounced "TOYbehr". But other than that this is freaking awesome. XD

[epicnessinacan]

"when was the last time you finished a game of monopoly"

Me: uhhhh.... seven years ago....

[Floedekage]

Is there a reference? I don't get it...

[tooskool4cool]

@Floedekage

ha

[Floedekage]

@tooskool4cool

Aha ha?

[tooskool4cool]

@Floedekage

ha...ha?

[Floedekage]

@tooskool4cool

Ha ha ha!

[tooskool4cool]

@Floedekage

well put.

[Floedekage]

@tooskool4cool

Hi. :)

[zak655]

Have wood need sheep.



[abcediting1]

The narrator's last words: "When was the last time you actually finished a gaymonopoly?"

[tf2fan006]

@abcediting1 game of monopoly*

[Immortal306]

This might actually make me go to mcdonalds

[superswaggerorgasm]

Dude catan is way better than monoply



[CarleyQuinn16]

Catan is the greatest game ever.

[weltervids]

When was the last time you finished a game of Catan...

For me once.

[AmonOfTheSahelijos]

collegehumor, no one knows what the fuck catan is...

[WriterMan79]

@AmonOfTheSahelijos Yeah. I know I've never heard of it. Is it even a real game?

[AmonOfTheSahelijos]

@WriterMan79 apparently, they've played it several times in other videos. maybe it's popular in new york or something. if they knew how little people actually knew about the game, they probably wouldn't have made these videos, cuz they're not really funny.

[TroelsRohde]

just.... didn't get it



[Rushgoon1]

"Did you say 3 wheats and 2 rocks, or 2 rocks and 3 wheats?"

[lightman225]

anyone else get a 9 min add?

[homemadePAUL]

@lightman225

i dont get ads at all because i use ad block ha!

[JDroneX]

@homemadePAUL TELL ME HOW TO BLOCK THESE INFERNAL ADS FROM HELL

[Yaybels]

Wow, this combines two things that I always lose at.

[BeeEmEcks]

seriously, thumbs if u play catan IRL, and think its the best fucking game ever. I love college humor for doing this!!! :)

[Angelbaby7041]

This sounds more like farmville..

[BeeEmEcks]

@Angelbaby7041 man, go buy settlers of catan, and it'll blow farmville right out of the water.

[Emperorbart7]

this is collegehumor right? nah, cant be, not enough boobies...

[MrRonaldoSupreme]

It. Is. Minecraft.

[TormentedJ]

i finished a game of monopoly. just make them bankrupt lol

[doomsergant]

@TormentedJ  lol wtf monopoly isn't even hard it usually takes around 5 minutes until someone wins

[sirhoeable]

Amir probably won from buying all those chicken nuggets.

[thagrammarnazi]

Is there one Catan video without Jeff? Christ he must love this game.

[FanGirlMania]

I WANNA PLAY THAT!! XD

[iiNSANe954]

who the fuck would return their tickets fuck the robber!! lol

[giygasinfector]

Tis almost thought it said "Satan"

[hiol1]

Next time i try explaining settlers to someone ill just show him this video.

[leaf60422]

settlers is the shit!

[pompinho90]

"Did you say 3 wheats and 2 rocks, or 2 rocks and 3 wheats?"LMAO

[Phaggot626]

Notes 'N Goats :D

[crazywhiteboytv]

I don't get the big deal I actually own this game LOL. Its. SO fun....

[lizforlyf]

i would probably start eating at mcdonalds if it was settlers instead of monopoly



[RavageRorr]

the announcer just explained the game in a minute, i think it's easier than monopoly.

[MyComicStyle]

Well, I think that 83% of all people would finish a game of Catan rather than a game of Monopoly.

[falariem]

@MyComicStyle Catan is a lot more entertaining. :)

[MyComicStyle]

@falariem I like both of them. But that was a joke referring to How I met your Mother.

[tattoorocker]

that would be better



[daretheelzorro]

catan is fun as hell

*checks minecraft forum*

[NearSpace04]

The woman is sexy

[ski4life19]

@NearSpace04 Wow I guess we don't have the same standards... 

[NearSpace04]

@ski4life19 she is totally hot

[ski4life19]

@NearSpace04 She looks like that lady chimp in Planet of the Apes

[TomboTime]

ohhhhhh i am sorry collegehumor but that sheep CGI as TERRIBLE!!!!

i know its not important, but i cant get over it.

[ZakobYoa]

@TomboTime it's cartoon-like on purpose, not supposed to be a real sheep...

[kl3pt0k3ith]

wtfs with the sheep?

[AdGarUK]

Wood?! OMG IT'S WOOD!!!1!

Giggity.

[Slayermagic]

lmao i play settlers of catan

[TyJaiGuruDevaOm]

Its Ore, not Rock. Oh I hate the robber.

I LOVE THIS GAME!!!

[Ingestedbanjo]

@TyJaiGuruDevaOm When I play, it's Rocks, Logs, Bricks and Sheeps.

[UnIuckyChucky]

9 people fucked everything up

4009 likes

800 dislikes

[iamcaleblong]

I love catan

[alexmeyers1985]

w00t Settlers! I've been playing Settlers of America recently. We like to pretend that Canada and Mexico are conquering the U.S. BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[omgcowshaveudders]

They left out development cards and harbors!

[FoamKittyGamer]

If you get a robber, why would you even tell McDonalds you found it and turn in half your prizes?

Pffft, who follows the rules anyways? :P

[longname3141]

Dude we now have I spy in in our australia mcdonalds.......yeah

[hotpockets222]

This actually sounds pretty cool. Especially with McDonald's $1 large drinks, I can see myself winning this shit

[koien354]

i never finished a game of monopoly thats for 10 year olds and yet im bettin people who finished it are sittin there thinkin "welll that wasn't worth it"

[luukluuk34]

U WITH URE GERMAN xD ITS DUTCH!!!!!!!! DUTCH AND GERMAN ARE NOT THE SAME (RIGHT?) AND SRRY FOR MY CAPSLOCK IM LOLING SO MUCH!!

[ocarrace]

@luukluuk34 im dutch :D

[luukluuk34]

@ocarrace ja dat ben je ja dat ben je :P

[ocarrace]

@luukluuk34 ja dat ben ik ja dat ben ik?

wrom 2x? xP

[luukluuk34]

@ocarrace dramatisch effect de 2de x moet je iets langer maken <3

[ocarrace]

@luukluuk34 ahhh xD ok

[kesper9]

@ocarrace grappig hoe niemand begrijpt wat hier staat, moeten we zo houden XD

[verzinmaar1]

@kesper9 ja man hahahahaha kyk: ah man this is so fricking funny: ik spreek lekker nl en jy weet niet wat ik zeg aah lekkah voor je wahahahahahahahahha

[wprstx2]

@verzinmaar1 ik kan het lezen xD en ik begrijp het. PAM PAM PAAAAAAAM

[wildy774]

Fuck you charlie...

[matuke13]

did anyone else see the sheep at MC Donalds?

[QOLIM]

Sounds like NigaHiga.

[fgnsfgnsfgn]

it's funny because SoC is just about the easiest board game out there which is why it's so popular

[brunstheace]

"I win... I won!" LMAO

[judahism92]

Wow, this video kinda just taught me how to play

[stuntman45666]

I MISS THE THE MC RIB!!! SLURP!

[CJ29DJ]

Pronounced Ca-TAHN not Ca-TAN

[willzyx1980]

@CJ29DJ I thought it was CAT'n

[CJ29DJ]

@willzyx1980 You're mistaken

[willzyx1980]

@CJ29DJ KATE'n?

[mrspunkaay]

LOOOL they're parody-ing those monopoly games that mcdonalds held for $1,000,000 a few times

[SnowSniper98]

@mrspunkaay Seriously, poirot? Like no one figured THAT ONE out.

[Cmbtsnpr]

@ZachF3R mcdonalds fries take months to spoil. it is not real food.

[N30NGamingVideos]

I could really chow down on the D's right now..

[Flamingpaperbag]

i wish this existed

[Jinko777]

NOW DO A MUNCHKIN VID!!

[rooo1o]

FAKE! The french fries are real so it's not McDonald's food :P

[TheBonJovi100]

I've played that game... 8)

[Razendity]

im ready to play

[ciranno]

dude, I just didn't understand shit of it... lost as fuck

[noahdibs]

seafares anyone?

[iLiKeCeRe]

If you got a robber, would you ACTUALLY give some of your pieces back?

[SoccerLamb11]

i love catan

[Elliandr]

With the exception of the Robber, that would actually be allot better than McDonalds Monopoly. In McDonalds Monopoly all they have to do is make sure that no distribution center has all the pieces and thus be sure most people can't possibly win, but with the ability to exchange pieces you'd be able to win.

[Shuda7]

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[km4958]

The ROBBER

[ultrayesumes]

Pretend you didn't get the roober, you gotta be a complete moron to actually give back half your peices after getting the robber, or what you can do is wait til half your pieces are robbers then you give the robbers back.

[TheNexCast]

so what happens when i get all the railroads again?

[tybistro4]

@darkace98765

That means your playing it wrong

Jk :)

[tybistro4]

@darkace98765

Your playing it wrong than

Jk :)

[docpepperclassic]

Is it supposed to be funny because people find Settlers complicated? Really? Who the hell is so brain-dead that they can't figure out how to play Settlers?

[xxDeadHeartzxx]

@docpepperclassic lol when I watched this I didn't really know why it was supposed to be funny.. I don't find the rules hard at all

[Pranker49]

@Darkace98765

That's sad

[ImNotToCoolForSchool]

I love catan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DaBigX26]

i've played monopoly like fifty times but i've never finished xD

[RellikVancoor]

What about longest road and largest army?

[IDKman555]

i love this, because that is the game and this is so funny

[TheSilarpast]

is that everything? not even close!

[Sxoya]

This actually sounds easier to win than with monopoly

[iLiKeCeRe]

@Sxoya no because in this you have to eat a shit load of stuff to get a shit load of things just to buy 1 thing.

[JL192com]

@Sxoya have some one finished a game of monopoly?!

[luukluuk34]

@Sxoya it is :D

[ALEXPZ12]

bullshit...

[NpCrosson66]

I love this game!

[TwoEyedEntertainment]

Is that Burnie??? it sounds just like him :D

[cordraconis]

When my friend explained the rules to me over our first game together, he said,

"And the robber is this little black guy here."

Cue the lulz.

[Godgamerable]

786 people play monopoly

[dtvfan24]

love the sheep LOL

Makes fun of the the McDonalds UK monopoly promotion

[stormtroop12]

@dtvfan24 its also in america

[musicislife25539]

I love this game.

I remain the lord of catan!!!

[MondrosenPrime]

DEY BE TAKIN MAH CARDS

[dwarfking45]

you won and i fucked tour sister big deal

[tigunns]

aaannnd you all just learned how to play catan in less than two minutes

[MrMasterMan007]

Settlers of Cata is pure awesomeness

[rlrg808]

Lol. I would just throw away the robber.

[noregrets92]

@rlrg808

but that's not allowed! D:

[XxXxChunkyPandaxXxX]

This makes so much more sense after youve played Catan. haha

[danceblast15]

Narrator sounds like Sonic the Hedgehog.

[hobobindle]

I love catan!

[MrFreddymercury]

No fuck you Jeff I won

[Doaders592]

To me, this seems a whole lot simpler than Monopoly. Probably because I'm kinda nerdy

[tenhundredkills]

@Doaders592 In a few ways, Catan is simpler than Monopoly. At least you can finish Catan!

[theciircusfreak]

I dont get it? Are they making fun of catan being too complicated? Its not that hard.

[gamegod9000]

@theciircusfreak

Well, they are making fun of the fact that you have to remember so much shit when you are just trying to eat at a restaurant, and also the fact that by the time that you get anywhere in the game, someone else in the world already won.

[coledawg]

@theciircusfreak I agree, it's not hard, but being the guy that has explained the rules to new players many times, there are a LOT of rules in the beginning.  This skit is just poking fun at the amount of rules and things you should know just to get started, and they didn't even touch upon things like longest road, largest army, ports, building 2 spaces away, building phase (in 5-6 player game), and etc. I just usually explain as much as I can, then play a few rounds explaining along the way.

[lucisdopeful]

This funny because this is how I learned to play the game.

[Rx1mio]

This is form a morman game Zarahemla

[joefromtheharmons]

Isn't the hamburglar burger king

[314979]

@joefromtheharmons no

[noahheath12]

@joefromtheharmons no

[Tim333444]

I would rock this competition

McDonald's, do it!

[tenhundredkills]

@Tim333444 I work at McDonald's. Trust me, most of the people (crew and customers) would be too stupid to figure out the game. It make me feel kinda "genius" in a way.

[mipmipmipmipmip]

genius, @tenhundredkills ? What do you think you are, an apple store employee? ;)

[tenhundredkills]

@mipmipmipmipmip I wouldn't know about that. I've never been to an apple store. I wouldn't mind a job at one though!

[anon122697]

Yeah, I actually play this game so it's funnier cause this is exactly how i learned it.

[FonzietheCapybara]

They explained the rules pretty well but the 'humour' portion of the video was sadly lacking

[azndude3600]

They actually explained the rules really well.

[EllipsisGAMING]

I have played this game on many different occasions - infact it's a family classic. This is really funny because it is actually the rules of Catan! :D