Memorable Seven of Nine Moments [FUNNY]

[joestl314]

You're a women seven.

Is that an observation or a diagnosis?

LOL

[DarthRushy]

lol mild shock WHAT EP

[1700tt]

the funniest for me was when she's talking to the borg queen. "

[NickoRules17]

you missed "are you in love with me ensign?" "then you wish to copulate?"

[brooklyninja]

Lamo I love it haha "The robot has been neutralized. May I leave now?"

[jvmiam]

My pupils were also dilating. ...A lot.

[keshacool101]

what episode is the part at 1:28 from ?

[xxA13Xxs]

@keshacool101 GUESS! One of the earlier episodes where seven was starting to fit in with the crew, but had other things on her mind.

[iloldirl]

@keshacool101

Your question is not necessary as the data you require is in the description.

[mabiniss2]

YOU WERE SEXUALLY AROUSED IN MY BODY!!

[WastedPo]

After seeing a bunch of clips of Seven in Voyager (a show I wasn't much interested in watching when it aired), I realize she's very much like Brent Spiner's "Data" from TNG (plus eye candy, of course). She's supposedly near-emotionless, but comedy gold happens because both actors deliver their lines in a self-aware deadpan in which they seem to constantly wink at the audience. As a contrast, see Voyager's Vulcan character, who isn't funny at all because he lacks that vital Spiner/Ryan delivery.

[Dargonhuman]

"...and yet in Earth's Third World War, nuclear weapons accounted for six hundred million casualties. Were they looking on the bright side?"

If they were looking into the blast flash, yea. Of course, they would have only seen it for a split second as their retinas burned out but hey, at least they'd only suffer for another split second as the shockwave killed them.

What? Just saying...

[czerro1]

@Dargonhuman That was the joke... You didn't just step on the punchline, you stomped all over it. It's also not that clever of a joke to begin with, but 7of9 is not very witty and very literal afterall.

[waldoman7]

Doc: What do you want out of life?

Seven: Perfection.

I love her so much. In my opinion she was so close to perfection. She only needed individuality and spirituality and she'd be there.  It's sad that by the time she gained individuality she'd also picked up one or two human flaws, and so failed to reach the greatness that might have allowed her wisdom or vision surpassing anything yet attained by a sentient being.

[miamivicepastels83]

1:15 lmao

[jfilesbooks]

Seven Of Nine was Spock and Data rolled into one...lol

[tuseroni]

@jfilesbooks with, as voltair put it "a smashing ass and a lovely set of tits"

[someguyhunter]

there is no scene of the doctor in a fake situation with seven. i forget someone was hallucinating or in the holodeck

the doctor was like ah dont be such a baby and trying to use an aphrodisiac on her lol

[iloldirl]

@someguyhunter

That wasn't Seven of Nine. That was Two of Three. ;)

[someguyhunter]

@iloldirl i found the episode too. its from the doctors eddited holonovel that tom paris made.

dont be such a baby :>

[iloldirl]

@someguyhunter

Haha is it bad I didn't even have to find the episode because I already knew?

[someguyhunter]

@iloldirl naw voyager was easily one of the best star treks :>

[Ingram124]

@someguyhunter called "author author" if i remember correctly, although its been a few months :)

[TheVoiceOfTheJoker]

Robot: Do not resist! You will die!

7 of 9: I am borg. *Pulls cord*

BEST SCENE EVER!!!

[DrHouse5311]

Aww, you forgot "Then you wish to copulate!" Great vid, though :)

[Purrplegal98]

"if the quail hasn't been prepared to your liking, I could replicate something more to your liking. A peanut butter and jelly sandwhich perhaps?"

[Doorstop1227]

Seven + Doctor = Much Sarcasm

I just find it awesome that a hologram has more emotions than her. Not to insult the doctor.

[iloldirl]

@Doorstop1227

That was the funny part about their relationship. Also the party where he gives her social lessons but has the worst bedside manner haha.

[Doorstop1227]

@iloldirl Lol, that episode was awesome. And once he gets a human body (her's, that is) then he just goes totally out of control. XD I think the writers did a great job with those two characters.

[Doorstop1227]

Seven + Doctor = Much Sarcasm

[SamsButterscotch]

I'm actually interested in seeing this series (it's one of the few star trek series I've never had the chance to view) because of this character. Thank you for the video!

[iloldirl]

@SamsButterscotch

She doesn't show up until season 3, but the first 2 seasons are good as well.

[gamerstud45]

@iloldirl Not to mention in Season 2 we see the first time ever that a starship actually lands on the surface of a planet...something the Original Series writers were limited in doing due to budget constraints...hence the transporter...

[Doorstop1227]

@SamsButterscotch The show is totally worth it, it's even better once 7 shows up.

[illustriouschin]

Seven of Nine is so damn hot, definitely in the top 3 for hottest women in Scifi.

[hawkesbayboy1]

that was funny, thanks. nice to relive the 7of9 moments.

[TheSamybg]

NONONONO you missed the most funny one !

When Seven told "Take off your pants" to Kim

[LuisManuelLealDias]

It's like legion from ME2

[SCRulerShinoda]

@nickyesla, you fail to uphold the badassery of your namesake. Fuck off petulant child.

[JackDuran]

How about them tits. Goddamn I'd like a piece of that.

What is this series, btw? Star Wars?

[NecessaryTruths]

@JackDuran "What is this series, btw? Star Wars?"

Writing that sort of thing here earns you an ass-kicking.

(I'm not normally a violent person, but under the circumstances...)

[gamerstud45]

@JackDuran You need to have your balls cut off and fed to you for asking such an obviously inept question!

"From Hell's heart, I stab at thee!" "You task me...you task me and I shall have you!"

"Perhaps you haven't you haven't heard the ancient Klingon proverb that goes: Revenge is a dish best served cold. It is very cold in space."

"I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her, marooned on a dead planet...buried alive!"

[RememberToday4ever]

When Seven of Nine appeared on the show the ratings and alot of other things increased in size ;-)

[lindja8]

you forgot "fun will now commence" haha

[ElementalFirePS3]

Loooool

[Dylan1191698]

"There is no one on deck nine, section 12 who doesn't know when your having intimate relations." - Wow, must be the Klingon coming out in B'elanna!

[Damoangelus]

I Fucking LOVE Seven Of Nine!!!

[dauntless01]

Heaven of Mine

[seafireliv]

I still wonder how all those StarFleet personel got by with a woman who pretty much leaves little to the imagination standing infront of them 24\7 To see and, yet not to see....

I`m not complaining!

[LynxMukka]

@seafireliv It's spelt Starfleet, not StarFleet

[seafireliv]

@LynxMukka

And you really, really need to tell me that? It`s not even about spelling. Talk about anal.

Don`t get out much, do you.

[LynxMukka]

@seafireliv Your reply speaks for itself.

[seafireliv]

@LynxMukka

That`s what it`s supposed to do.

[nicktesla45]

Damn! She is HOT !! I would love to give 7 of 9 something like 7 to 9 inches of solid meat right up her vagina ha ha ha ha !! Yea and tickle her belly button ---- From the inside! ha ha ha ha ha !! After that I guarantee you she'll be 100% human ---- And Pregnant ha ha ha ha

[Elwood1992]

Seven owns as a cook. Fuck the guests, long live the chef. =D

Who is this Paris fella anyway to criticise perfection?

[3goldy]

I wish to have A woman who is real as her.

[JustinKennith]

do you think they considered naming her 6 of 9

[1st503rdSGT]

She has a sister that lives in Germany. Google search Anja Juliette Laval ;-)

[Snowwie88]

The moment at 2:19 and further I was really pissed Harry was such a douchebag.

When Seven ordered him to "take off his cloth", I would yell "YES, I WILL COMPLY","NO RESISTANCE FROM ME".

[randomface54]

@Snowwie88 Resistance may or may not be futile, but is anyone really going to offer any?

[lazyeyezokipoki]

haha

Doc: You are a woman, Seven.

Seven: Is that an observation or a diagnosis ?

[TheEntryCode]

What do you want out of life?

PERFECTION.

[insaneAnimeLover]

I wouldn't mind 1000101 ing that girl.

[IkszdeZsidoMihaly]

TROLLED

[Floovf]

Sarcasm of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Verbal Bitchslap

[VocalIntuition]

Love this. 7 of 9 FTW!!!

[orlendatube]

Thanks for putting these all together-very funny indeed!

[woodledoodledoodle]

This is why i like any robotic or robitic like character in scifi. Everything is given a response deeming it logical or illogical, usually deadpan

[mooseasaurusrex]

1:22

No, beautiful.

That's both.

[sylar2a]

Have you ever asked yourself what kind of crap seven does have.... nanoshit hahaahahahhahah

[mondaymissive]

"I see the way your pupils dilate whenyou look at my body". Well I certainly know what pick up line I'll be using next Saturday night.

[drockjr]

HAHAHAH all the people asking "WHAT EPISODE IS X:XX???" HAHA ok i can understand maybe not seeing one episode or two, but @iloldirl has been replying to each comment.. meaning you should probably just stop asking about EVERY episode and just watch the series and give the guy a break.

[iloldirl]

@drockjr

Not to mention I added the episodes in the description...

[djzee1000]

@drockjr

agreed dude, I bought the entire series on DvD, i'm familer with the episodes. Your right, everyone should watch Voyager, it was the best of the lot!!! Heres hoping for a VOYAGER film......

[HoserSaysWhat]

One of the best Star Trek characters ever

[TheDarkFrontier]

0:15

"Citizen of Earth, you must not resist"

"I am Borg" *pulls circuits out*

LOL :D

[TERREN65]

i Dont knoww , how its possible to not like seven , and resist , her , she's smart , gorgeous , andd her sargasm is awesomely funny , she is jusst like "Take your clothes off" so foreward andd daring !!!! i love u 7

[randomface54]

7/9's arid sense of humor, total inability to grasp the concept of politeness and epic beauty; possibly the best star trek chatacter to date. The Borg seek perfection yet they allowed her to be seperated from the collective, WTF? Finally, Harry Kim refused an offer of sex with 7/9? He is gay!

[In0tuhTR3KKi3]

0:18 The robot has been pwned.

[vguyver2]

Seven is just as rude and proud as an stereotypical french cook. XD

[Taopuppy]

What episode is 2:53? It looks like one I missed.

[iloldirl]

@Taopuppy

All the times with episodes are in the descirption. The episode at 2:53 is "The Killing Game: Part 2. Season 4, Episode 19"

[jasonthebarbarian]

I would eat the CORN out of that woman's shit.

[Shadowrunner6969]

They miss the part when Seven of Nine says to Ensign Kim "Very well. Take of your clothes." . . . . . "Then you wish to copulate?" xD Kim should've tapped that.

[BernardProfitendieu]

Seven was the single best character on any of the Star Trek series. The gradual character arc from nonhuman to human was remarkable...and the combination of humor and emotion (and intellect!) was always fun to watch.

[Fuleadeare]

@BernardProfitendieu

YES! EXACTLY! You know, I'm so glad to see someone who appreciates her for the same reasons I do, instead of liking her exclusively because she has natural C-cups. Ever since I was a grade-schooler, I've related to her for so many personality reasons--I use to relate to her social awkwardness and loved how strong and intelligent she was as well. She's still one, if not my favorite star trek character to date.

[LibertineDeSade]

I just realized how much she reminds me of Dr. Brennan on Bones.

[kalibos]

You're perfect just the way you are, Seven

[pokemonmastershervin]

@BasutoFurea yeah that episode was on channel one today :p

[BasutoFurea]

I AM BORG!! - flip - pull - buzz out - The robot has been neutralized - may I leave know?! HA HA HA!!!

[pienkunicorn]

Aaaah. Makes me miss startrek. All the startrek is at home :(

[TheStarTreker]

@pienkunicorn

Me too especially Enterprise.

[jabathehutt5555]

What do you do in your spare time? Regenerate...

[Fuleadeare]

I am borg. *pulls out wires* the robot has been neutralized can I go now

[jimmyboo121]

She offered to make him a sandwich. he didn't have to ask...ladies and gentlemen, THE PERFECT WOMAN!!!

[danbopes]

I laughed soooo hard 0:09 - 0:21

[stlfatman]

The two people who clicked "dislike" should be assimilated.

[BernardProfitendieu]

@stlfatman They have been. They tried to resist, but it was futile. They have since clicked "like" twice each to make up for their preassimulation error.

[ElPayasoMalo]

You left out the moment when Q makes her clothes disappear and she ignores him, contuniung to work on the consule she was using. That was hilarious!

[areyouready22]

Seven ROCKS! She really added a lot to the show and I'm not talking about the fact that's she's major "How you doing?" worthy either. Although, that doesn't hurt.

[norc24601]

...your pupils dilated when you look at my body...pupils. PUPILS??!!

[XpunxyX]

a little boring but funny.

[Keybearer]

1:10-1:20 lol

[0mni42]

I love the crew's reactions from 2:33 on.

[DestrutiveDave]

what's the episode at @ 3:30 ?

[bryanfunk]

@DestrutiveDave i want to know too, i caNT find that or the next one either lol

[DestrutiveDave]

@bryanfunk The one @ 3:30 is Voy: The Void

[BasutoFurea]

Sarcasm so caustic that one drop could eat whole Borg collective cluster (Seven´s sarcasm - Alien acid - NO CONTEST) and bluntness so sharp, that Borg lasers aren ´t even comparable with Seven of Nine and some of her responses..xD buhehehe

[shizzleshoosnizzle]

seven of nine, how is my favourite borg today, lmao, nice

[rocketzombieboy]

"SURENNDDUURRR" "I am Borg :|."

[nerdlymike]

how is my favorite Borg today?

let's see...annoyed,horny,seriously thinking about killing or assimilating half of the crew,seriously considering chopping off Janeway's head to sell to the Borg Queen for a few transwarp coils,wondering how long Torres could have an orgasm before she passes out or dies,thinking about Harry Kim and wondering if he knows how to do a "69" sexual position...I'm sorry what was your question?"

[MovieFinatic456]

"The Robot has been neutralized. May I leave now?" That line should totally go on a T-shirt with a still shot of 0:22 LOL

[buokopter]

She got that porno actress manner in her voice :7

[SirGodFatherDon]

seven was one of my favorite characters on the show, she is funny and hot as hell

[bevvox]

there is no one on deck 9, section 12, who doesn't know... =)

[weinmj]

there is no one on deck 9 that doesn't know when your haveing intment relations, lol!

[bevvox]

@weinmj

he wasn't responding to diplomacy... =)

[weinmj]

@bevvox what does diplomacy mean?

[In0tuhTR3KKi3]

@bevvox The look on Janeway's face when she said that was just...I hate to say it...PRICELESS!

[bevvox]

@weinmj

-what do you want out of life?

-Perfection.

=)

[eviltreemonster]

@weinmj

Yeah. That one was hilarious :)

[Melleina]

1:49 after she said that to kim she should have done a sheldon cooper laugh :D

[thegamerman7]

"Citizen alert! surrender! do not resist!" Seven: "I am Borg...

" *pulls wires out*

LOL

[Rohan2300]

@thegamerman7

"The robot has been neutralised, may I leave now?"

[nerdlymike]

she lives in a cargo bay, showers in a sickbay and stands up when she sleeps. on top of that these goofballs don't even give her a uniform. Who is running this ship the 3 stooges or Starfleet. Always funny when Torress gets mad and 7 just looks at her like a bug on a windshield. I guess Rober Picardo[the doctor] complained that hiring Jeri Ryan as 7 was just for t+a purposes so the writers pair them together on an almost constant basis.

[Rainb0wSeven]

I loved the episode where she electrocuted the Hirogen guy.

[jumpin4smoke]

really great video. these moments are really memorable.

[StealthJPL]

LOL love that shit. Gotta love Seven.

[leo84881]

Which episode is it where Seven of Nine has the multiple personality?

[SpinKicksusplits86]

Seven vs Robot was awesome.

[moviefreaksowhat]

The only star trek i've seen is Voyager... and the only reason i've seen it is because of Jeri Ryan :p

[leeham991]

She is the goddess!

[EtaCarinaez]

star trek voyager is my favorite :) got all seasons

[SirDanyo]

My favorite thing about Seven's personality is her utterly dry sarcasm.

[BasutoFurea]

@SirDanyo AGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEED!!!!!!!!!!! BUHEHEHEHEHE

[Serostern]

@SirDanyo She's a fucking aspie =P

[amanda3643]

what episode is 2:54?

[iloldirl]

The Killing Game: Part 2

Season 4, Episode 19

[xXxZoXxXx]

I wonder too!

[mabiniss2]

What episode was 0:18? You know you should make a list of all the featured episodes in the video in your more info place.

[iloldirl]

0:18 was Night.

[C1a55icOm3ga]

Nice vid!! Seven, after all, could be funny!!! B'Elanna was wrong in saying..""The Borg wouldn't know fun if they assimilated an amusement park!" LOL

[WenyiEleanor]

which episode is 1:20?

[iloldirl]

@WenyiEleanor

Someone to watch over me.

[efatarocks]

3:02-3:20, which episode is that? I don't remember it (though I haven't watched Voyager since I was about 11

[iloldirl]

The Void

[efatarocks]

@iloldirl ah yes I remember that episode, season 7 thanks :)

[heeriyujaxhunin]

Ooooooh thats coold

[xXxZoXxXx]

what episode is 0:40 PLSSSSS

[iloldirl]

Dark Frontier

[xXxZoXxXx]

thx :))

[m0rdecai89]

Haha kim " these things happen"

[pipilo1717]

"There is no one on deck 9 section 12 who doesn't know when you're having intimate relations." ROFL

[LoudS1l3nc3]

3:31 ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

[dadoctah]

@LoudS1l3nc3 Not for me, but I could go for a nice BLT: bacon, lettuce and tribble.

[Stingrea51]

Totally awesome! Star Trek Voyager wouldn't have been the same without Seven!

[smearyllama]

you will be assimisated!

[Otaku155]

Ahhh those 36Ds

[MentalVlogger]

God shes perfect XD

[avin154]

oh yah. wich makes harry kim THAT much more of an idiot

[airwolfman]

@MentalVlogger y know m8, borg is all about perfection ^^. They know what to augment!

[cecasander]

What the hell are you saying and how does that relate to Voyager?

[lisac1965]

Love it! Love Seven of Nine!