I doubt Dr. Cox and Dr. House could be in the same building together. The Building wouldn't be able to sustain itself under the weight of their two massive egoes
The real question is: which would you rather have as your doctor?
House WILL diagnose you, and treat you if it's a happy ending for the patient that week, but you might have to suffer some moderate torture and / or death before he does, Cox is less superhuman but still a first rate doctor, also he won't deliberately give you a heart attack to test his latest theory, and he has a tough exterior but is an unbeatable advocate for his patients' wellbeing.
He is going to rant mode.. push 2 cc ativan stat... after that do a CT and an MRI.. and when that comes back negative, remove his brain and send him home.
House: "I'm a narcissistic bastard and genius who's addicted to Vicodin and has to deal with an incompetent team of doctors."
Cox: "I'm an asshole who believes he his superior to everyone, has extreme anger issues, has a son with my "ex"-wife, and is followed by an annoying intern who wishes that I was his father."
... *both smirk*
House: "I think we are going to get along just fine."
... *sigh* THIS is what my mind creates when I let it off its leash...
@HellKaiser666 Epic? Absolutly not. But House is a more realistic show, while Scrubs is a mix of parody & real life, which makes it more funny. Ergo, we cannot compare those two without taking that small detail into consideration.
That was crap. If I just wanted to see a scrubs clip I'd go onto comedy central of E4.
mrwho995 1 month ago
dr cocks please
ProSkaterGlobe 1 month ago
Hugh Laurie sued to do a sketch comedy show with stephen fry.
I think that settles this argument once and for all.
Exarian 1 month ago
I doubt Dr. Cox and Dr. House could be in the same building together. The Building wouldn't be able to sustain itself under the weight of their two massive egoes
ThePhychoHero 2 months ago
The real question is: which would you rather have as your doctor?
House WILL diagnose you, and treat you if it's a happy ending for the patient that week, but you might have to suffer some moderate torture and / or death before he does, Cox is less superhuman but still a first rate doctor, also he won't deliberately give you a heart attack to test his latest theory, and he has a tough exterior but is an unbeatable advocate for his patients' wellbeing.
My head says House, but my gut says Cox.
reluctable 2 months ago
@reluctable My all would tell you to pull Cox on your side and do your best to keep him there.
Reaperonatricycle 6 days ago
House is better than scrubs any day.
Crosby4hyg 2 months ago
I never caught why Cox calls Turk 'Gandhi'. I especially want to know since that was *my* nickname in highschool.
themanclaw2 2 months ago
@themanclaw2 Cause he looks like Gandhi due to being bald and his colour? Google image Gandhi for reference...
Zellightron 2 months ago
He is going to rant mode.. push 2 cc ativan stat... after that do a CT and an MRI.. and when that comes back negative, remove his brain and send him home.
double83dragon 2 months ago
House fanboys have downvoted the video? So sad...
metallitech 3 months ago
umm this is probably the least funny thing ive ever seen
SpiritKurama 3 months ago
@SpiritKurama well you're an idiot then ... it wasnt meant to be funny
sfathieh 3 months ago 2
@sfathieh
Um, actually, it was?
twooffour 1 month ago
Sherlock wins.
TehSnaek 3 months ago
worst impression ever really
skinnydipper16 3 months ago 3
I'm sorry, don't get me wrong, Cox is AWESOME, but House kicks his ass :P
FireflyFanatic3 3 months ago 6
It would have been perfect if they slipped in a reference to lupus
mukers 3 months ago 9
@mukers Can't use a lupus reference...it's never lupus. That's where Dr. Cox stores his extra Vicodin, in a lupus textbook.
croweandcsi 2 months ago
House would send Cox home with more than just his feelings hurt.
Shack83 3 months ago 5
House: "I'm a narcissistic bastard and genius who's addicted to Vicodin and has to deal with an incompetent team of doctors."
Cox: "I'm an asshole who believes he his superior to everyone, has extreme anger issues, has a son with my "ex"-wife, and is followed by an annoying intern who wishes that I was his father."
... *both smirk*
House: "I think we are going to get along just fine."
... *sigh* THIS is what my mind creates when I let it off its leash...
MilesTailsProwerfan9 4 months ago 10
Obviously Dr. House wins. I think.
MrSandvichSSP 4 months ago
Interesting because House solved the case of someone turning orange in the first minute of seeing him.
hehehaw 4 months ago 3
@hehehaw AND he know that the wife was cheating on him...major props to House.
pockuinator 4 months ago 3
Where's the Vicodin?
MartyrLoserKing 4 months ago 51
@MartyrLoserKing in the coffee. ;)
lumiere2020 4 months ago 2
@MartyrLoserKing Peelz here!
AngelicalSebastian 2 months ago
Hahaha no one can be House...it's just..not possible
3dgnaruto1 4 months ago 6
IF THERE WAS EVER A TRUE CELEBRITY SMACKDOWN! It would be a handicap between Hugh Laurie & Hugh Jackman VS John C. McGinley
fohawk871 5 months ago
if this was a shared reality Dr. Cox and House would be related!
Irishgirl41 5 months ago 41
They're both awesome
JesterUK2 6 months ago
BOOOOOH...GREECE LOVES HOUSE....
tsabaola 6 months ago
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! HOUSE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCREW SCRUBS! THEY WILL NEVER BE AS EPIC AS HOUSE M.D.!
HellKaiser666 6 months ago
@HellKaiser666 Epic? Absolutly not. But House is a more realistic show, while Scrubs is a mix of parody & real life, which makes it more funny. Ergo, we cannot compare those two without taking that small detail into consideration.
gof666 6 months ago
@HellKaiser666
Why so serious?
lafouboy2 6 months ago
@HellKaiser666 u sck
alper1square 5 months ago
House, simple as.
BlueBird14095 6 months ago
Mmm, Cox is better insulting nicknames, but House's jerk and genius moments has him ahead.
SwanPotter 7 months ago
This is like comparing Xbox and PS3, whats the point, they both rock
ph0chiz0 7 months ago
@ph0chiz0 i like the way u think
gameguy20100 3 months ago
House wins, hands down
laylo777 9 months ago
@laylo777
Cox pawns house any day!!!!!
L3G3NDKILLER313 9 months ago
@laylo777, Lol no. Watch "Dr. Cox - Man Not Caring" He can own House in 7 secs like in that video.
TheRealDutchOwner 7 months ago
Dr house is other kind of soap then doctor cox, so dont compare them!
robcio150 1 year ago
@robcio150 lol the show is comparing them not the guy that uploaded the video. I found this scene hilarious as hell xD
trickster7997 10 months ago
Cox Rox.
Akosuaification 1 year ago