Jory Caron Opens Mail & Shit... - Great Wall of Mail...

[kpopshawol]

I'm supposed to be writing a report right now... I'm watching Jory open mail instead. >_>

[morganlizzie23]

@MasterCoolio100 it is not darlike it's dalek and it is not pronounced darlike either it is pronounced dah-leck. and its not tartis its TARDIS and it stands for Time And Relative Demention In Space. please get it right for all of the major whovians out there like me

[emo1987]

I love how everyone keeps talking about Matrix Devonshire, but he hasn't sent a letter in months.

[MasterCoolio100]

the first doctor who post card is a time machine

#2 darlike it can fly, kill people, and it is the nemesis of the doctor

#3 is the doctor ( matt smith) he travel in the tartise, saves the world from aliens and he's a alien himself

#4 the doctor and his acentint

[jleigh131191]

dat asss

[zimblepoo1]

yes, mash.



[SeriousGamer2009]

4:00 He obviously wants you to start a new series - Is it a Good Idea to put this through the rinse cycle?

[pieboy6000]

That accent sounded more like a terrible false australian accent :V

[CourtneyLynnCullins]

Actually, for us hardcore racing fans, they go in an oval. Or even sometimes they do road courses. :) Yea Buddy

[xaveryphillipsx]

i have that chair too! Ikea is akways ur friend

[xaveryphillipsx]

'faffing around' is basically procrastinating

[dustfyre]

"XD.....that's a face..."



[14mcaulma]

Arrested development



[sportslover967]

i think the emergen c things was me.... i dont know. haha

[EmWithMe]

I expected to be a knife in th package tat he was supposed to use to open that package. XD

[nicklatino]

Do the eyes by the bathtub in the bathroom ever freak you out?

[phox1515]

So I just finished filling out 5 postcards for ya... I decided to print the address on 4 of the 5 cause my handwritting sucks. and even then i smudged the ink a little on one of the 4. bite me

i'll throw em in the mail (literally maybe) tomorrow. Also nice to see one of my comments made it into the top comments haha... i really am gonna do that one of these days.

[XimmortelleXkittenX]

why do you want eyes on you when you are in the bathroom?

[SeriousGamer2009]

9:10 - 9:30 Next episode, Jory will be sitting in one of them while he opens his mail XD

[SeriousGamer2009]

He should read all his mail and then microwave it =P

[thingy846]

so you want a mail ordered bride?

[paddyp00h]

I don't no anyone from England who talks like that!

but it is funny watching you do stupid voices!

[crazy4orlando2]

"Dah-lick" but when said with a British accent it sounds more like "Dar-leck". Just like "tard-iss" (emphasis on the D) is more like "tar-dis" (emphasis on the R) when said with a British accent.

[MrJeansy95]

wich will you choose the red pill.... or the chocolate.

[MrJeansy95]

your sleeping on the floor of course your going to have back problems

[bcourter82]

I signed you up for Good Housekeeping. Have you received it yet?

[TheSherman100]

fafing is a british term for messing around E.G. "you two stop faffing around"

[BamsBiggerestFan]

haha i was hecka laughing at the business card part.

[jeremyshaw]

Jory, you knuckle-head, those "cigars" are solid chocolate wrapped in a tobacco-leaf foil as a joke haha. We know you don't smoke. I've had 'em dozens of times and they're really good. The word "Dalek" is pronounced d-o-l-l-e-c-k and yes, those four postcards are indeed from Doctor Who. Man, those are good looking chocolates but I'll pass on the old women stretching. Not MY thing.Awesome postcards and playboys and other things. HA BISKY!

[RingneckDoveFan]

Right when you put that ribbon around your neck, the first word that popped into my head : homosexual. Then you said it.

You looked very clean and feminin. It's a style that might fit you.

[MrRayman206]

Garlic

[DPittman32]

Dah-lick



[Nikotiini69]

Omg I just opened a mini twix package and took the first bite, when you showed the twix you got :O

[phox1515]

I'm gonna send Jory some granny porn, he seemed to like them old ladies stretching

[phox1515]

hehe I went to the cPanel conference last year here in Austin... guess how much I paid... Nothing! normally it's about $80 per person but because I worked for hostgator at a period of time I was given free tickets to it... then i got fired a couple months later but still had free tickets so i went anyways... i got bunch of swag and free breakfast & lunch for 3 days :D only had to pay bus fair... $2 per day

[n64p3]

Indy 500 isn't NASCAR so no beer, Indy car people seem to be the wine drinkers of us

[phox1515]

Jory... When are you going to do Jory Caron mails himself and shit? It has been done but not by you!

[Ideahole123]

grown man playing in a bath tub

[DrYespeacePHD]

1:25, your back hurts because you have spine cancer or some shit and you will die. You probably have 2 months of life at most.

[KruegerLot]

Jory, those eyes are watching me and I'm just looking at a video.

[woofer567]

Little boxes on the hillside little boxes made of TICKY TACKY little boxes on the hillside little boxes all the same.

[Icebeam47]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!

[DollyDee199]

This video made me crave chocolate so bad >:l

[thefireguy1]

bless you

[jissandra]

i rofl'd wen u said, ima stab myself in the dick. i now know for sure u have one -.O

[jfunkeverhart]

how many stamps do i put on the envelope if im in MN?

[hemberger91]

those are cheep ass Mcdonalds happy meals toys from the new alvin and the chipmunks movie

[ChristumilsonMobile]

She made all those Doctor who postcards, which are AWESOME!, and still didn't get a postcard back? You mad bro?

[SashaLigress]

@ChristumilsonMobile No not really, I got one from him awhile ago. c:

[ChristumilsonMobile]

@SashaLigress Thats not so bad then I guess. But you have a serious talent. Those looked awesome!

[ChristumilsonMobile]

So people in England speak with in Australian accent? What?!

[andrewsmyname]

sorry but that accent is aweful! lmao

Britain=England, Scotland and wakes

UK= Britain+northern Ireland

[MissJazzamiah]

"Faffing around" is like putting off doing what you should be doing by messing about and doing random useless tasks, pretty much like procrastinating really. It's a common british phrase, I use it all the time and that's the best way I can describe it.

[4everblacknite]

@MissJazzamiah Dicking around might be a good translation.

[Polarbearssuck]

23:48 - Jory Boner?

[WombatVlogs]

@Polarbearssuck I'm guessing you've never been a guy and worn jeans before? ;) Haha

[aurarus]

It kinda looks like you're wearing lipstick.

[Bleepblue]

Someone might have said it already, but "arf-ta". Well, at least in south east england.

[Crystalllyna]

This bunny in Indiana loves you. >w<

[mirorih2]

I got a boner from wathing your ass O,o

[ChikaraMizFit2010]

Vintage Is it a good idea to microwave this shirt!!!

[oxoxTwinklexoxo]

at 11:20 you sounded like Jon

[psion0027]

that thibg with your back is probably your kidney

[PsychoLobster2006]

Yay! My postcard's on the wall!!! Top row even... I feel special... :-)(-:

[bentley33333]

give me the cook books jory! im a chef and will use them x) xxx

[bentley33333]

loved the english accent x)

[MrSynckt]

Faffing about = mucking about

[eviljbrian]

Indy 500 = "They're making a left turn! They're making a left turn! They're making another left turn! one more left turn!"

[Meg8605]

@eviljbrian I honestly thought this way before I watched it. I was completely with you and Jory in this. It seemed ridiculous and boring, but then in 2006 I watched a 19 year old almost win the Indy 500 in his first attempt. It was an exciting battle. I was hooked.

[Zombiekill82]

If your shoulder hurts it could be a pinched nerve.

[mrbah11111]

@Jory MICROWAVE THEM!!!!!!!

[OakLongbow]

When the wall gets full, microwave it

[Ukebeast]

the second dr. who was a Dalek(Dah- lek ) and you need to now watch every episode of dr. who . k go

[garshmanager]

I would have filled a sink with water, instead of that huge tub. water isn't cheap :P (god I must be getting old)

[CunnininnuC]

i vote for jory to never do accents... except a boston accent

dats just fuckin smaht

[EricSnowmane]

Why don't you edit your own mail videos?

[weexen]

Haha your nose is overflowing with awesome!

[TheHippi3]

31:02 his being watched

[pooeyyeoop1]

England = England

UK = England, Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland and Republic Of Ireland

Great Britian = England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland

[Woolong742]

@pooeyyeoop1 Everyone like this so Jory sees it. Even though he could just go to Wikipedia.

[PostalTubeAlex]

@pooeyyeoop1 The UK does not contain the Republic of Ireland, it's independent.

Great Britain doesn't include Northern Ireland. Great Britain is the Island that England, Scotland and Wales are on.

[eggbloke1]

@pooeyyeoop1 I'm pretty sure ROI Isn't included in the UK.

British Isles would include all of Ireland.

I think Northern Ireland isn't included in Great Britain either but rather the UK.

[skyhi101alex]

When you put mood rings in the freezer they turn black

[drewdawg1991]

Sweet M*A*S*H t-shirt! lol

[whitehiliter]

Hoooooooooot Buiscitttttttttttttttt

[ludtke337]

and i clicked that POS link and then it made me watch that damn commercial again

[ludtke337]

that mash shirt is from Season 1 Is it a good idea to microwave this? LOL

[retsaoter]

@Jory WTF is with the eyeball pictures in your bathroom? That is just creepy. The chipmunks are supposed to bounce. Pretty shitty happy meal toy if you ask me.

[9000pivot]

faffing around: time wasting :)

[RaGe2009]

ROFL @ MATRIX DEVONSHIRE TAG !!

(Does anyone actually search for your videos with that? xD)

[Ki113r210]

january 17th is my birthday o.o......

[Ki113r210]

faffing is a term you hear alot from people in the uk. it means goofing off >>

[Bobo4lyf]

I feel like sending you gay porn just to see your reaction, am I a bad person?

[razgrizinferno]

I buy that many washers :P

[AKGraphiX91]

"COMING THIS FALL..JORY CARON IS.. THE HOVER ROUND!"

[SquarecowStudios]

OMFG I FUCKING LOVE NERDS!

[ziggerknot88]

WAIT water falls from the sky?

[LocoLisaXP]

you should put a gold star on the winners post card on the wall

[LeadGlitchers]

those things you call smarties are rockets in Canada

[jja1990]

I'm an Audi.

[KHK14]

Okay well you know what jory, you are wearing the epic shirt AGAIN, so i will make you an offer.. I shall give you... A BUNCH OF SWEDISH, GENUINE SWEDISH CANDY, for your shirt. shutup and take my deal! haha... Cause.. you will love swedish candy... i guarantee it!

[OMIGHTYGUY]

At what point does he get the TARDIS letter? It's the only reason why I'm here, because I don't have time to watch the whole video.

[simplystatic]

I MEAN STOP IT, you're makin me dizzy!

[katyyy10]

You're adorable. Haha

[venomes1320]

Doctor who awsome

[tweety157ch]

Jory, the chipmunks are supposed to bounce, not float. haha. the hoop thing bounces them. lol.

[Blarinet0890]

Well I've never played Portal either but I have seen Doctor Who. It's amazing!

[KazukiUchiha23]

@Blarinet0890 Your going to have to let me have it too, Doctor Who is not very cool.

[Blarinet0890]

@KazukiUchiha23 ah well. It's not for everyone. But I love it. lol

[janetlc69]

Oh Jory! you said Happy Birthday when i wrote HA BISKY XP SILLY JORY!!!

[AuraPsychickHedgie]

ive never played portal or watched doctor who either XD

[KimmyDoodle580]

You did climb around in your video "Exploration Time..." that would explain why your back is hurting

[ilovedagreenday]

How much weight have you gained since people started sending you candy?

[RollerCoasterManiac]

with the ribbon on, you looked like Sassy Gay Friend, lol! :)

[SpartanStig117]

dammit what is that orange font!?

[SpartanStig117]

watch CGPgray's video about britain uk england etc 

[sarra732]

Wall of eyes in your bathroom? that's not awkward

[grw830]

Jory it been over a year brew your own beer, NOW

[emomotorgeek]

I'm an inny!

[xxSkyLoverxxHolla]

*Cries* Its been four Mail videos and my letter hasnt shown up. :l

[SarvamosPrime7]

MASH all the way

[raikage889]

You might have minor scoliosis if your neck is stiffer in one direction but not the other. Usually this is because one of your legs is longer than the other. At least that's my problem and I found out about it with slight pain when I bent my neck to the right but not the left. 

[miiwiiplay]

oi, cut the knife away from you, jory

[ZenoxDemin]

MASH FOR THE WIN!!! I discovered it recently and im at S4E20.

True story.

[castro1780]

Weeds reference!!!!!!

[ryanslayer]

smarties are chocolate...gahhhhh those are rockets.... @11:19

[Giggle69able]

bionicles are the shit. i made so many cool and elaberate ones when i was younger and still do sometimes. ps im 18 and they are still cool :D

[rockinrolldog]

Please send those business cards with your dose of jory caron for the soul, I'm sure it would make their day!

[ThaSinfulbojangler]

23:43 RAWK SOCK!

[AirsoftUrban]

So apparently I missed the episode where "Infinity Eyes" was explained and now I'm confused :P

[KruegerLot]

11:42 TARDIS! I love Doctor Who, Jory if you meet the Doctor, you MUST, MUST, join him on his adventures if he asks, you HAVE TO, for the sake of us, also if YOU DO, there is exotic candy out there, that may never be legal. I mean candy that makes hash browns and vodka soaked gummy worms look like buzzes. Think, if you joined, no bills, all you have to your name is candy, ginger ale, and of course, the realization that you wish your pals could have come with.

[knifekid666]

i think imma send you the cick in the mail... peice by peice... then you can sew it together and bring her to life like that one person... FRENKINSTINE! i forgot his name for a min but yeaa...

[Clash1996]

Package: Sealed like Fort Knox

Jory: Yeah, no fucking shit!

Bwahahahaha that made my day :)

[LeafMonkey59]

thats a weird picture you have for you're bathroom. A bunch of eyes watching you take a dump?

[TDRaichu]

I am reading that SAME hamster book on the wall!!

[WhoForgot2Flush]

LOL are you high???

[llxcherryxll]

@Jory

31:34

Nice bum where yeah from? ;P

[lauryngirl56]

23:45 Bless you

[firemonkey4me]

don't ask for that jory o.o

Someone may order you a bride D:

[allmightyretard69]

@firemonkey4me

Yea and make you pay for it!

[TheSchoolOfFool]

@Jory

Damn, my letter didnt get there... NEXT TIME!

[Ohhabi]

Jory did you get a new camera?

[fusionsigh]

First I still lover the M*A*S*H shirt, and what do I do when I'm all cought up on ur vids

[gdrewpowers]

Turns out that the president's reelection campaign buys washers in bulk. They put "Obama Biden" on them, put a string on them and sell them for $30 a pop.

[lauryngirl56]

Damnit Jory! Your video made me die in temple run!

[animeluv9]

I HAVE THAT DUCT TAPE!!!

[LeafMonkey59]

You can use the chocolate cigars for a candy drug video

[InfernoCorpHQ]

@LeafMonkey59 LAWL haxs

[janetlc69]

@LeafMonkey59 OMFG i didnt even THINK of that when i got it for him XP

[cowloverification]

The English accent XD plz do an Irish 1

[Vixref]

Sneeze through your mouth, sounds strange but you can play it off better verses running to get tissues.

[RoboTekno]

Planes are definitely better than cars. Have you heard of the Reno Air Races? It's planes racing in a circle, even modified WWII planes. Check it out ;-)

[youngtasteless]

Now I ain't sayin' jory is a gold digger

But he ain't messin' wit no broke, broke

[Bevkimduff]

I'm sad! I hoped you would be naked in the tub!

[TetraBaby5]

Your shirt <3

[victoriamariar]

Aftert seeing you eating some chocolate, now I want some... Hahaha

[eaturfeet653]

LADIES and gentlemen...the first Jory Caron Opens Mail and Shit Field Trip!

[Justin10473]

Those aren't Smarties...those are Rockets.

Silly Americans.

[DragonoftheEastblu]

What's the song that plays you out at the end btw?

[animeluv9]

Juts registered you for more mattress samples. You're welcome.

[DragonoftheEastblu]

I think you sneezing makes a great still image XD.

[piemannick]

I sent you that Temper-Pedic, i put your name in at the website

[Evan42881]

Faffing is a britishism like "Doing no work". like procrastinating and getting no work done. There are a lot more british slang words that americans don't know about than the other way around.

[SashaLigress]

@Evan42881 Yes, thank you.

[girlstarwarsfan]

I give you props for knowing those things come from doctor who even though you haven't seen it :P

[casketkingoo]

chicken fingers the new ha bisky

[RamAmandeep]

damn I already wasted hours of my day watching episodes. Now there's none left! :(