Venting is a Virtue

[DeeSkeeTV]

The first thing you said...OMG!!! I almost jumped out my seat!!

[ThePillsGoDown]

I just LOVE it when bitches spaz because i speak Italian. I'M FROM ITALY. IS IT THAT HARD TO BELIEVE?

[MillieLikesHotCocoa]

thumbs up and subscribing :D

[awesomealirox]

So I guess I am a late arrival to the party but I just subscribed after watching 4 of you videos the 2 latest and the 2 newest... You make me chuckle and I look forward to catching up on your videos when I have some free time ... I dont know why I wrote this ... Its not like you read these things haha.. but yeah. bye.

[shamandaladaisy]

Thumbs up to you :)

[Blessed9jaBeauty]

I love it when people ask you something they already know the answer to... like when I change hairstyles (micros, weaves, 'pony tails') and my colleagues go "OMG! IS THAT YOUR HAIR!?!" Knowing dang well my hair was like 6 inches shorter on Friday... I means for realz!?! One time I just played along and gave them the "Coming to America" response (you know when the barber @ MY-T-SHARP asks Hakeem how he keeps his hair all soft and ish, then he goes "I just use juicies and berries" ... LMBO

[vacappy13]

@Aufbrunch17 WTF is wrong with u.. Race has nothing to do with anything

[Leslybear]

I love it when your at the 10 items or less section and some bitch in front of you has like 30 items and you have one. And you have to wait forever and ask yourself "WHY ME?"

[MsSosodiva]

OOOOOOHHHHHH I ABSOOOOLUTELY LOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVEEEEEEEE WEN the shortest person in a shop wud have the nnneeerrvvvveeee to try and push pass me like my ass aint bigger than her!!!!! gggggrrrrrrrrr!

Thanks for letting me vent Alonzo!!!! I heart u! xxxxx :-)

[asante291]

I love it when you delete someone off your facebook and then they send you another friend request.

[Rxrefill08]

The ODB sound effect isclassic that song still goes hard

[triniGrrl3564]

i love it when you tell your friends about a guy you like that they never noticed before, then ALL of them decide they want to add him on facebook and talk to him too. oh i just love that! not

[disha42]

What's That Song From 1:24 - 1:28 ZOZO?????

[chanelisabiggirl]

i LOVE when my mom asks me who i'm texting/ talking to......as if she knows them anyway???

[MrsBonitaLatina]

i love it when you finally get the perfect outfit to go out and when you get there the person you don't like is wearing the same thing! -_______-

[Romeobeyk]

man i feel u. 100%. i do. i do like seriously ,and im not just sayin that and i then i go back and do it, i mean i feel ya dawg real talk " i love " when people crack alot of jokes on other people but when somebody says one little thing to them its a problem.... i love how " christians " go to church sunday but was at the strip club saturday night shoot just be like me and dont go, i love how people say " i heard this or that about u " when they started the damn rumor

[mzcurry03]

I Love When Im In School Minding My Business And Up Pops A Teacher To Just Aggravate The Lil Bit Of Happiness Yu Have Right Outta Yu..! Priceless.! : ) <3

Mz. Curry.! <3

[liebedichimmer483]

I loveee it when my ex-boyfriend calls me in the middle of a movie that I was watching with my new boyfriend -_-

[most2no]

I "love" watching you. You are quite a personality

[TheCamille1970]

"But if from thence thou shalt seek the Lord thy God," the promise had been, "

thou shalt find Him, if thou seek Him with all thy heart and with all thy soul. People need the Lord. In Him is found everything you will need.

...

[daone262007]

Good video! U must vent more. So true dats why it's so funny!

[sexycire]

what kind of shirt was that, i kinda like it but i couldn't c it all - ( sorry random thought ) or was it a shirt and vest

[WestSideBaybeeDoll]

i love it when ppl feel the need to plan out my life & i love how ugly girls think callin me ugly will make them pretty, no honey ur jus ugly. :) lol

[jlovek7]

i love it wen ur friend says " i aint callin his ass no mo" than 30 minz later she on the phne wit him lmao!!!!

[PoohbearGurl706]

OMG!!! iSwear we were twins in a past life!!! (LoL) because i LOVE those same things!!!! maybe it's a PISCES thing......

[Weight0fTheWorld]

2:10 soooo freaking truuuue!

[lebron2367]

Haha had to make sure i clicked the thumb! lol

[thatboyd93]

I love it when you speak your mind on how you feel about an artist and their work and a stan wants to chop ya d**k off just for what you said or get a stank ass attitude and try read me ugh TYPICAL STANS!!!

[14worthey]

i LOVVEE it wen bitches be thinkin just cuz i said it wit a smile dat automatically means wat dey said was friendly (FUKIN LUV DAT SHIT)

[dpcpu1990]

I totally feel yu on the friend that owes money part. have a roommate that calls herself using alcohol that doesnt belong 2 her for HER party that she doesnt tell any1 about & says she is going 2 pay us bak & yet months have past & we havent received the refund yet lol. but she can go off & buy herself a pet(nt a cheap one btw), get her nails done, & buy new games, clothes etc. MAKES ME MAD!! but i bet when we ask for the money then all of a sudden she doesnt have any! smh

[GadgetTrish]

LOL

[CUMCWODE]

i love that when my family does somthing and the next day they ack like it never happened.

[clarihorn2]

My boss , just today, tried to fart but, struck mud! He had to go home and change clothes AND his shoes. we were rollin'!! I love it when that happens...

[camx10111]

For once I totally agree with you Alonzo. People are a trip these days.

[clarihorn2]

I love it when you know what your friend did but, he lies to you! then I feel the need to PROVE IT! Then actually prove it...... they in denial... It ain't pretty, then I feel like I could cause a major crime over it... I Love It!

[daniepatt1988]

I love when old people try to tell you how to do something the old fashion way when you want to do it the way modern technology permits it to be done. "DAMN IT GRANDMA! I DON'T WANT TO HEAT MY FOOD UP IN THE OVEN, THAT'S WHY I BOUGHT A MICROWAVE."

[gisellewhatsherface]

i love when a person wants to tell you a story right at the same moment that you're in a rush and then the story doesnt even have a point and they just keep talkinnnnn...and you just picture yourself knocking them out for wasting precious time

[carolinaAzz555]

I LOVE when old white people wave me down in the store to answer their questions then give me nonchalant apologies when they find out I don't work there. Nevermind that my clothes are never even close to the uniform of whatever store I'm in. I'm gonna lose my damn manners one of these days!

[synthia757]

@carolinaAzz555 yeah especially when I'm in shorts, a tank, ipod on, and texting...the best!

[L302009]

LMAO at u droolin...dyin laughin. Love ya vids...and ur lil magic trick lol cute....aww and i thumb up...and as u see i comment as i watch ur vid cause of ur randomness which i love lol

[RollaKoasta]

This video has been up for 7 seven days and i still can't watch it... like WTF! SERIOUSLY

[spicy2008]

i love when im at work and these parents just let their child go around crazy around the store touching everything in site and i love cleaning up after them... :)

[notghetto]

R u single?

[AwhsomeDede]

I love this video!

I've been watching this video everyday since April 8th! :)

You're AWESOME :D

[ldones05]

i hate when moms put perms and weaves in 3 yr olds head then say i just dont understand why my baby hair wont grow.....duh

[chicbella84]

i love ur vids 

[animeownsmysoul]

I LOVE when you try to say something to a bunch of people, and your all chillin and what not, its good cuz you know ITS FRIDAY (wtf?) and they keep cuttin you off and when you FINALLY get your chance to speak they SUDDENLY have more important SHIT to be doing than WASTING THEIR PRECIOUS TIME being a bunch of BITCHES. Of course, I wouldn't know what that feels like 'cause THAT NEVER HAPPEN TO ME BEFORE, but you best believe that if it did, my "friends" would have a big old SLAP across their face.

[STLGURL4LIFE]

@hunnibunni88 omg i "love" that too! like why the hell u txt me if u not gon hold a conversation?? Then they finally respond later that nite or somethin n by then u don't even wanna talk to them no more lol

[glaceoneon11]

<3

[jotrithepooanddoo]

I'll thumb up this video because you thumb your mouth.

[GRadeSkoolBD1]

Thumbs up ALL DAY ALWAYZ! Love ya 'priciate ya & ALWAYZ enjoy ya!! I ♥ You Much!!

[Bricksoupp]

Alonzo, you are HILARIOUS!!! keep up the awesome vids!!

[kasandraja87]

i love when i have to do extra work in school knowing damn well i aint gonna use all of this (Sugar Honey Ice Tea)-TTY INFO in the real world

[bkoothekoolest]

lmao i had to subscribe dawg why i havent found this channel before u funny aas hell dog lol

[TheMASperez]

I <3 you! You make my day brighter with each video. Plus my kids think I'm cooler now when I 'share'... :D

Why can't people spell when commenting? But have the nerve to attempt to call someone out for being dumb for their comment.... HMMMMM KIDS really need to pay attention in school, or use SPELLCHECK.

:D

<3 YOU ZOZO!

[dancinvee]

I love when @alonzolerone makes a video =)

[hunnibunni88]

i love when people text you and you text them right back and then they dont respond -.-

[BigTashia]

i love when customers call in angry at me job cause they were routed directions and have been driving for 3 hours in the wrong direction and ran out of gas, but thats my fault, oh....okay!

[PrettyRealMe]

I love when an ex gets mad at you for talking to someone else knowing that 24 hours ago they said they don't care about you I guess I'm supposed to stay sprung on you

[TheLexaAlexa]

I love it when your friend knows that you like somebody or lets say you are interested in that person but stills she flirts with him in front of you... and acts like you didn't notice! I LOVE IT!!!!

[314tenten]

i "love" how ...

1.most sweet guys are gay or taken

2.most chicks are bitches

and

3.cops hate me cause im different

[JUSTEEEEN123]

I "Love" conversations that go like this...

Person1: " Hahaha That movie was sooo hilarious !"

Person2: " Yeah, i love that movie!"

Person1: " U've seen it?"

Person2: " yeahh.."

Person1: " what was you're favorite part?"

Person1: " Well....ummm....*awkward silence* i've only seen a part of it"

It's like Damnnnn , just say you havent seen it.

[portugalsgal24]

i love the smell of sewer water every morning i walk out of my door

[sexyboi5286]

i <3 alonzo.

[soroyal]

I love it when im in the line at the grocery store and theres always that one lady with her bad ass 2yr old that steps all over my toes and she sees it and doesnt say anything, she just looks at me and smiles.

[leiloucorinne]

i love when girls be like i dont want any drama this year and 90 percent of the time they start shit. lmfao <3

[c1sweetness]

I love it when someone send you a friend request and you go to check them out and you have no friends in common. HOW DID YOU FIND ME????

[slamballmanlita]

@c1sweetness Hell Yeah like i had three girls from random ass countries friend request me and I'm like wtf how in the hell did you find me out of all the people in the world!!

[cvbabii29]

i love it when i hear people say SWAG or LEGO(trey songz voice) -____-

[NiggaT5858]

I love u man! always keep a nigga laughin

[tyronejones1989]

I love how you telling me what to do. LOL

[TaoYingarrani]

lmao DROOL

alonzo

[danigirl562]

i love when i let folks borrow money and they get an attitude when you ask for it back

[nutonurface21]

i love you!!!!

[kiannabanks]

love the drool lol

[anikkicreation]

woot great editing again! hmm...what do i love...?? Oh yes...I love it when you wait all day for that someones phone call and then by the time you finally get it you're actually doing something worth while and they just ruin it and werent even worth the wait. Yeah...i always love that!

[NewBoyzATX]

Great as usual.... haven't watched in a while... I see we have some catching up to do. Laterz

Jeremy and Marq

(NewBoyzATX)

[BarbieWhitneyCash]

u are soo cute :)

[malemodel48]

I love it when you in Walmart and ppl want to walk down the middle of the aisle as SLOW as they can!!

MOVE BITCH!! GET OUT THE WAY BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY!!

[purplejanee]

I loveeee when people cut me off when i'm driving. I guess they have a death wish forreal lol jkjk

[liebedichimmer483]

hahaha yeah u do have an accent :) its cool though :)

[rkyarunts]

I love when my boyfriend takes my phone but wont give me his...-_-, i also LOVE when people pretend like they don't c you to save the conversing...Oh, and one more thing...i LOVE when people turn on their blinker a second before they turn, ASSHOLE, i coulda made a right TEN SECONDS AGO oh and last one I promise, people who say something mean and follow it by saying "hahaha, I'm jus playin/kidding"...mmmmhm, fake ass bitch

[amekom]

"talk"

[amekom]

I love it when somebody owes you money that you've pretty much have written off and forgot about, but everytime you talt to them they hit you with the: "I haven't forgotten about you - I got you!!"

[djacobs427]

I love that when a friend already owes you $372 for over a year, never gives you a dime, flies all across the country to visit random family members, then asks to borrow another $20 until Friday, and has the nerve to look at you crazy when you say "Take it out what you owe me".

[xoxoPriority]

this was soooooooooo funny... I have to do something like this. And I love the way you said... I love when... instead of I hate when.

xoxo p

[TheAussieBarbie]

this video made me LOL :]

'thumbed up homie ' x

[annadee8216]

you know what i love?! your videos!!! I give you my thumb every time. ;)

[TheSoulsista12]

you know your sooooooo right on alll of it! Love it! The friend part for real! I always help this one person out and never ask for it back b/c I know she going to ask for it again sooner or later! but when you go out and get yourself things that I don't even have that an issues

[shoeluvr12]

Loveeee this thumbs upp

[remoney]

Damm, you got some fat fingers. Those are vajayjay satisfying fingers.

[zahjiuy]

i love when i suggest something that's completely right and the person doesn't take it but then two weeks later says what they should have did and guess what its my damn suggestion

[brebre1507]

so remember that apple? yeah... i need to be that apple... or maybe the honey bunz you were talking about on fb o.O

[jbobbydigital]

I love when I watch all of your videos.... But you will never follow me on twitter.

[MrKyd09]

I LOVE WHEN PPL SICNE TO HELP EVERYBODY OUT ....BUT I AS SOON AS YOU SAY THEM FOR HELP THEY CNT DO IT .....#IJUSTLOVETHATS

[freakinfamouss]

That rekindling the flame thing was cute MGM ^_^

[mercedesfinley]

I love You Videos!! :)

[TheforLove21]

i LOVE YOU!!! lol

[adavis1488]

i absolutely love when my daughter sits on the potty for 20 mins and does nothing. but as soon as i pull up her pull up she poops. love it

[TREDAWG555]

Actually you give us 2:57 of your time but hey thats still a good reason to dumb up.

[kriola08]

I love thisssss!!! :) ...i always thumbs up like every vid..yay! i appreciate your time sir

[MsMjackson99]

I love u. I know im 11 but ur reaaallly awesome

[beautiqueen317]

A+ for "rekindlin tha flame"....

[naturallyfriseschica]

Haha ODB, I love that song and the video was jokes "Baby I gotcha money don't you worry, I said hey" d-_-b

[jahterony20]

I love it when I ask for a senior position and told there's no senior position to be had, just to find that two weeks later a new person has been hired for the same position you asked for. "I'M OUT"

[spritejunkie]

I love when you send a long ass text and all you get back is 'K' or 'Ok'

And then two days later they get on you "Why didn't you text me back?"

WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO RESPOND TO 'K' WITH? Just gtfo

[GhettoMessTV]

i luv it when sum1 is telln a story and ur sittn there and ur thinkin "wait... thats not how i remember it happening"

[alonzolerone]

@GhettoMessTV lol. i've been there...not too long ago

[GhettoMessTV]

aww.. look at that smile and those pearly whites! :-) <3

[lonasxandxhepner]

Like Brit you were born to make people happy though your videos! <3 u

[LadyBethAnn]

I just looove it when I'm texting/messaging a guy, asking questions and all that.. and all I get back is...'yes. no. maybe' =.=

[HoLLiStERJUNkiE23]

Lmmaaooo i loved 2:03 !! hahaha how did you do that??

I lovvvveeeee how when you can't get something open like some apple juice or a pickle jar and you ask someone else to open it and they open it all smooth and easily...then you have to say hey....i loosened it though! lolzz =P

[Enzzo526]

i love it wen a family member talk so much ish about yo ma and expect you not to go back n tell them... <3 now you know im bout to go snitch on ya ass, right?

[pinkgurl44]

with the drive thru thing hun....the workers cant help it the person in fron of you orders a big ass order and you order like a sweet tea :)......but with the passing car ughhh wen they try to speed up, speed up on their ass!!!! shoottt we be racing i always beat them lol if i didnt i would be here right now haha.....that is so true bout people talkn shit bout each other and then turn into bestiesss drives me nuts.....omggg i have a frann who owes meee PLENTY of money always asking for a dollar!

[senci13]

i love wen ppl tlk mad ish about my x but yet there the 1's dat screwd him or is tryin 2 screw him nd den CUM BACK TELLIN ME DAT HE KEPT SAYIN MY NAME WHILE HE SCREWED THESE PPL! ?????????????? YEA I JUST "ADORE" IT

[leciberlanga]

I love when times are tough & "friends" pretend they don't know you.;/

[MsPink1017]

i agree with everything you just said lol oh and i thumbed you did you like it? hahahah

[Prinze187]

I love it when a chick at my job wanna sit there and talk about me bad at work to the very people who don't like HER ASS #IMDONE :-)

[ricanbaby54]

you. <3

[BetaGirl03]

I love when my mom calls me from downstairs to give her the remote that is two feet away from her :)

[yobodyisbangin]

hahaahha

[kellieannebriggs]

I love it when your tryin to hav a good old fasion sack race and some ruuuude british chick sticks her feet in the corners of the sack and RUNS insted of jumping!! cheatererererer!!!! I also love it when you go to take a lil sippy sip of ur drink... only to find u have already drunk it!... drunk? or drank? i dunno!? either way its gone! i love that! :P x

[GentYung]

hey my friend says that too.

[TalyQuiroga]

I was so into your words and I know it beacuse when you said "I Love when the viewer don't thumbs up" I automatically went to the thumbs up button... o_O

Peace & Love alonzo! <3

[Crazysinger77]

I "love" when I ask my parents if they can take me somewhere tomorrow and then the next day theyll say that they didnt say that theyd take me anywhere!

[topbuzzr]

I've been following u now about a month. I'm not quite sure how I come across u in the first place. You always make me laugh so I look fowards to more of your interpretations of life in words. Nice one from the uk alonzo

[AntBe00]

I love when people ask me "What you doin" as they are looking me,

[1roses4Me]

You Funny Joker. Tell 'em Sugar!

[NotADeadCat]

This is all true. You always make me smile :) keep it up honey! Much love

[mujaahid123456]

I LOVE IT WHEN I GET DONE WASHING DISHES, THEN MY SIBLING COMES IN AND PUTS A GLSS IN THE FREAKIN SINK! SMMFH!

[smithnavy88]

I love it when your girl/boyfriend does/doesnt something that gets on your nerves and when you do it (intentionally/unintentionally­) they wanna get mad....WTF?! *smh*

[kaykayqueen981]

I love you!! You make the shittiest days happy as fuck

[irvin5623]

Lol funny video!!!

[vkaefer]

you know what i lovee??? i love you damn hahah

you are amazing :D

[Morrisvid209]

You rock!

[ImDirtyDiana91]

I "love" when i text my friend and she doesn't reply ...but she updates her twitter/facebook and all that

[butter808fly]

i "love" when I finally get my apartment set the way I want it and then my cat decides to pee on the floor! errrrrrrr

[kathgrca]

"That friend that owe you money" YES. I HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND. Maaaaaan. How I love her. I really do. *side eye* Lmao

[iloveflossyo]

Lmaoo

[LilSidi89]

I'm following you on twitter since yesterday:)

[addymay8]

i "love" how when im talkin to my boyfren and he says..hol on babe lemme finish this level in black ops. #ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhh i hope god cruse the person who created video games.

[ambi101]

@alonzolerone ROFL smh ;)

[deon35010]

Great video Alonzo...loving the special effects ;)

[Jammi1299]

I really just seriously LOVE when I fall and start bleeding and I'm holding my leg saying ouch someone wants to come up to me and say " are you ok?"

[alonzolerone]

@TheStylistGuru were you just trying to tell me somethin? iLOL

[LittleGirlWonder777]

This inspired me to get some things off of my chest. These naggas better duck or get out of the way.

[thanksbarr]

Thumbs up for drool!

[MamaEuralie]

I love when ppl get tattoos just bcuz they think they're cute. Specifically music tattoos. Makes me all warm and tingly inside

[flyphoenix22]

I love when people say I'll be there in 5 minutes and it turns into 3 hours!

[TheCollegeboy88]

I love when someone try to play me for stupid...bitch I saw through your lying ass as soon u enter the room. I also love when the driver in front me is making right hand turn, and doesn't get into the turning lane until the very last minute. Just one more thing... I love when certain ppl doubt me, judge me, criticize me, and put me down... when it is all said and done the expression on their face will be priceless. :)

[3Gabbygurl4]

l0l hes so hilarious

[syd07mays]

lmao! how doesn't anyone notice your accent!!!?!?!?!?! haha

[alonzolerone]

@syd07mays i have an accent?! me not know. so so sorry

[kingmalik1989]

I "love" when im talking to someone and the next thing i know 5 different people are in my conversation...who gave you the thumbs up to join? or when i do something and somebody exaggerates it...i never knew being late to class means i was being chased by the police.

[brianajs925]

Thank You Kingsley for bringing me here. This is great!!

[alonzolerone]

@brianajs925 I love some Kingsley

[hatsaharu999]

@alonzolerone i just discoverd Kingsley tonigth,i feel so slow,love you more tho

[lovepeacebelieve7]

ACTION.

[TheMorenamamacita]

I LOVE when I order something real simple like coffee with cream and sugar in the drive through and they ask me can I pull up so they can bring my order out!!! Whatdahellll?!!! It's coffee!

[BigMike0903]

You*

[BigMike0903]

Your get a thumbs up lol

[BigMike0903]

Loool! Your a funny dude man

[MzJazzy123100]

this is so true but funny

[oiat]

I LOVE it when sociopaths look like normal people

[simoneog2009]

so many subliminal messages in the beginning of this video...I think Alonzo gave me his virginity as a gift...lol

[010Necey]

I love when people call/or text you & call you a stranger or fake when you dont call them but dont they know phones work both ways!! I love when drivers shoot all the way from the last lane to get to their exit!!

[AssaVch]

"Love" when it rains & just when u happen 2 b on the sidewalk a car zoom in a puddle on ur side of the street. "Love" it! ...Looking quite menacing there with the hand up - 1:54, almost thought I owed $...You're too funny for words.