What if....You Beat The Black Knights in FFII?

[PENGUINLOLARMY]

HAAAX

[David88819]

that's not fair

[AchaiaDustt]

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS.

[LhantAsbel]

@RubicantX tales of graces f comming in around march :O could try that game before you solded it =( i played it on the jpn version was pretty good

[1money11]

dude thats gay when i read the video name i thought the whole stroy would hapen anyway

[zerombr]

good call opting for silence vs some overplayed tune ^_^

[bongchoof]

Is this really what happens or did you edit the video?

[Flashflame00]

Makes perfect sense. Firion becomes an omniscent God and the country never gets invaded by imperials.

[XxEveMyFairyxX]

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[XxEveMyFairyxX]

It Was Hard Getting That Much Gil In Final Fantasy VII But Now I Got To The North Cave I Just Have To Level All My Guys Up A Couple More Levels To Level 75 And I'll Beat The Game. :) :D ;D :3 :-)

[Astianax27]

@XxEveMyFairyxX

OMG PLZ TELL US MORE !

[H3c70rit0]

@XxEveMyFairyxX Not really, level up quickly, either the north cave or the sunken ship will do the trick, when you reach lvl 99 (it takes you like 1 day of playing at the cave) you will have zillions, now raise a chocobo to gold, get to the hidden islands to get the free FREAKING-INSANE-GODLIKE-MASTER materia (knights of the round, mime, quadmagic...)now you can go to the sunken ship and get free stat-up items.

Also get your OP chocobo and race at golden saucer, infite gil!

now profit, problem?

[XxEveMyFairyxX]

:O OMG That Is A Lot Of Gil! But I Have Like 283,765 Gil In Final Fantasy VII.

[NicksgamertagXP]

@XxEveMyFairyxX Dude that's nothing. 10,500 gil is super easy to get.I have over 600,000 gil in final fantasy 2 and I don't play it that much. Well not anymore. I got bored trying to get max stats before the final boss by killing a ton of monsters in the jade passage. IT TAKES FOREVER WITH NO LEVEL SYSTEM!!!

[Nightmare7454]

and they said ff 2 was long XD, how much this game cost?

[937olter]

i see why you've gone back. you've got the dawn of souls version which means if they find out you defeated the enemy with cheats, you get sent back pretty much. however in the NES version, you just continue as normal.

[K2nsl3r]

so you beat the game. congrats

[BlackGT45th]

I wish 13 had ended that quickly.

[NOTcoolBUTTERS]

@BlackGT45th lol i see my brother says FF13 was terrible.

[finalfantasy8911]

@BlackGT45th

What? 13 was great! That was a great game! Not the best final fantasy, but it was still spectacular.

[BlackGT45th]

@finalfantasy8911 Agree to disagree then, I couldn't stand it.

[RubicantX]

@BlackGT45th I also hated 13. I hated it so much I sold the game on Craigslist, and after beating Star Ocean 4, I realized there were no more good RPGs coming out for the PS3, so I sold my system. :(

Luckily, there are a ton of oldschool 16-bit RPG ROMs out there to play :)

[Ultracoder2005]

@RubicantX I really liked the Souls series, and they're not THAT difficult.

[BlackGT45th]

@RubicantX LOL Thats pretty much how I spend my gaming time now too. Oldschool RPGs are the bomb.

[contaejus]

*Chuckles* XD....

[EnlightenmentChariot]

Ocelot from metal gear was one of the knights

[zingodoom]

I dont get it. And I've played all 8 of those games.

[1zhis]

@zingodoom you mean final fantasy in general?

[zingodoom]

@1zhis

I was replying to someone else's comment.

[SocialDissimulation]

The amount of lame ass jokes on these videos are incredible.

[HyperKadaj]

Emperor of the Empire: OBJECTION! You cannot beat my Black Knights at this point in the game!

Firion: Problem? :trollface:

[zantanzuken]

kights are killed.. they run away... nothing happens. the end.

huh. didnt see that comein.

[patapon145]

Lol

[Justforvisit]

There actually isn't any Batman in FF II ^^

[Vyse195]

nice speed run man, but there's no credits in this game weird

[jessmann007]

@katsumorymoto

It's not racist. The black knights aren't really black. Black knights are basically knights in dark blue armor that is as close to black as they can get. So there is no racism here.

[deeman765]

hold on when i did the same thing i still woke up at that place still. i just had some cool armor with me

[7theluigimaster7]

yay....WHAT 8======D i can't beat it f i do it a game over

[nicoleredz3]

Firion looks like "Come at me bro!" Lol!

[captaincola5]

So this is a speed run. See he beat the guys in the beginning and prevented the whole conflict from ever happening.

[monsterhunter110]

@captaincola5 and thats good cuz Minwu,Josef,Scott and Ricard wont die!but that'll create a timeloop in FF IV

[DragnSly]

it's just a flesh wound.

[Clemdawg2k]

You defeated the Black Knights! Yeah!!!.... Game over.

[BradX8]

Whoa...didn't see that coming.

[Fineneoghostx2]

You are a contradiction in the timeline, they had every reason to eliminate you

[Theredtail95]

@Theredtail95 Firion*

[Theredtail95]

Guy and Leon die, and since we dont have Phoenix Downs, they rot. Firing and Maria run away and get married and have a happy life together. THE END

[Rockguy2010]

YOU'VE CREATED A TIME PARADOX!!

[ExoticCharm]

LOL at 0:30 I could have sworn it said "shit".

[Hanahvi]

0:06 Thats what she said

[lordofnightmares]

In the original Famicom version if you cheated the game would go on as if you had been defeated. Which is what happens in Final Fantasy 4 during the fight with Kain that you are supposed to lose as well.

[jaysds123]

and maria gets an epic level 100 instantly the other 2 well they get fucked and get transported to hell I mean some odd looking castle?

[jsh020]

@jaysds123 well i know it was a joke but remember hell was destroyed in this game and replaced by pandemonium by mateus......man looking back on it mateus was one sadistic bastard

[AMIELrenaissance]

Simple,

Firion and Maria will survive,

Guy and Leon RIP.

[BejnXander]

Alright. We'll call it a draw.

[0scipio089]

Oh..I was expecting a Monty Python reference in the comments...

[StoreWar1]

what about the others? BRING OUT THE PHOENIX DOWNS!

[StoreWar1]

Hmm... not happening or the emperor dies... Interesting.

[c4bb4g3]

but I like the music :(

[Xmeep]

she shots over 60 arrows at once?

[ACRedsCreations]

Head = Exploded

[GuardianValkyrie]

Black knights= Code Geass?

[TheHardAlways]

time paradox = now solid snake will never born!!!

[sonic8888ify]

Answer: You win the game, because the Black Knights did no tradegy if they lost.

[katsumorymoto]

This the most extremely racist video I have EVER seen in my entire life. I hope everyone saw this video. You just had a white power nazi slave plantation owner slaughtering those poor defenseless black people. And you did it only to prove that whites are the master race too. That was the most hateful thing EVER created by mankind and I will be creating not one, but 4 different activist groups specifically aimed at teaching children about the importance of dividing celery stalks by airport aafidu

[Narutobleep]

@katsumorymoto ...

ragerrrr

:c

[katsumorymoto]

@Narutobleep it's true. oh god it's true. im so ashamed of myself right now. ಥ_ಥ

*continues dividing celery stalks by airport aafidu ಥ_ಥ

[Narutobleep]

@katsumorymoto /divides by 0 and world explodes

[katsumorymoto]

@Narutobleep I don't fear death at all. I'm comforted by the fact that when you die you just rot in the ground. I'm comforted by the thought that maybe it's like being in a really deep dreamless and permanent coma. No, I'm not frightened by death one bit.. nope.. not at all in the slightest..

*prays for airport aafidu in celery stalk division land to be the place where people go when they die

[Narutobleep]

@katsumorymoto I agree with you completely

but what's an aafidu?

[katsumorymoto]

@Narutobleep it stands for: Actually A Fucking Indicator Defining Unitarianism

Basically, I'm saying that if you agree with my statement: you must be a scientologist unitarian neoconservative satan worshiper pokemon trainer from the planet skizlstyx in the constellation of galaxio 11 uniform laxative.

DUH!!!

[OMNISLASHER1000]

@katsumorymoto lol! and here i was thinking he was a communist monkey from the third world of solair 17,zerg assassin,scrin spy,prime on democrasism's,bound for inter dimensional planet helion,near the moon of dhiaretics,close too the double reality of uranus,very dangerous,but ultimately,quite stupid...:)

[Narutobleep]

@katsumorymoto Oh right.

Well I am a hell of a good pokemon trainer. <:

[KetsuRosataMalnor]

@katsumorymoto No in fact when you die, the airpot and celery stalks, are massacred in front of you, slowly. And maybe raped before the massacre, naw that's no fun, during.

[KetsuRosataMalnor]

@katsumorymoto meant airport* there.

[Atheistenpapst]

Turn the game console off right now!

The mission is a failure!

Cut the power RIGHT NAO!

[Julienfun]

@Atheistenpapst "What's wrong with you ?"

"Don't worry, it's a game, it's a game just like usual."

[KetsuRosataMalnor]

@Atheistenpapst YOU GET A JOB! RIGHT MEOW! 

[ViviOrnitier18]

Maria did all the job, Firion was only supporting her imo ;D

[redslashV5]

Then you earned 10500 Gil

xD

[Mdude123456789]

i think the final fantasy creators saw this coming, they knew that people would eventually hack into their games. so they added a script that when you beat these guys you go instantly to the title screen, so that a glitch would not happen. GENIUS :D

[BirriaBoy64]

@Mdude123456789 true, but this is the first remake of FFII. try the same thing on the original NES FFII to see what happens.... on the first bowser battle on paper mario 64 if u lasted a couple attacks from bowser, the game automatically freezes. -_-

[locke103]

@BirriaBoy64 the game would progress normally for me. O_o

[konkakonkadudu]

I remember watching this same thing with the NES version. The NES one actually does progress to the scene after where you are revived. But you keep the insane amount of gil and the items dropped from the battle.

[RamzaBeoulve02]

The game would probably crash.... no? Title screen. Damn trolls just set out to prove me wrong :D

[origialtych]

seriously it returns to title scene

[JudgemasterKovu]

I'm surprised they didn't take 5 minutes to program in how the game would end, if you actually managed this path.

[rujikin]

@JudgemasterKovu Why its impossible without cheats or a very lucky die.

[ihatehaters1231]

fission mailed?

[megasean3000]

WTF? xD

[RedMageZidane]

Having defeated the black knights pursuing them, Firion and Maria were forced to leave their slain comrades behind, as they made their way back to Fynn, where the Emperor Mateus was slain. His last words were, reportedly, "WTF HAX!!!1!!11"

And then Firion boned Maria every night from then on.

TEH EDN

[ChessPieceRook]

@RedMageZidane

You sir, made the funniest comment i have seen in a LOOOOONG time.

Congratulations! :D

[PhireZix]

@RedMageZidane XD now that is how you end a very short game

[locke103]

@RedMageZidane here's something to support your conclusion, too.

there's a novelization that took a lot of liberties to the plot. among other things, frioniel and maria do hook up once the war is over.

[justa16thnote]

@locke103 Ultimania? Yeah, those things give a SHIT load of information.

[Crim3onWolf]

Firion: -completely owns the black knights with his super strength- Oh... Leon and Guy are dead....... hey Maria, you doing anything tonight? | D

[AutiGamer]

So they get 10500 gil and live happily ever after?

[Luigi84289]

Wow this one is really easy.

[Jackalakadingdong]

lolwut...

[huptochao]

anyone ....notice that they're actually BLUE????

[FloatingFireworks]

@huptochao blue knights don't sound anywhere near as intimidating though

[SuperKeith00]

you lose for cheating lol

[dimasus08]

i like how they just left the other two dead xD

[wblstudios]

Maria has nice tits.

[JolinCai]

what da.... why your friends are weak like worms and your hero is 9999 ? lol

[Luigi84289]

@JolinCai It's because while his friends were farting around he was busy injuring himself raising his stats to the max.

[sharkmaster99]

Thank you for not putting in shitty music. This was the best thing I've heard since 009 Sound System.

[DarKMegAMaNex3]

.....if you beat them there IS NOT FINAL FANTASY 2 lol

[DOOMRPG]

Firon you can't do that you'll create a time paradox

[seouljah4yu]

they didnt wanna kill maria cause they trying to hollerrrr

[AnTxHD]

i never played this. is that supposed to be an impossible battle? judging from everyone elses hp and the damage the black knights were doing im assuming so.

[CilverNightHigh]

@AnTxHD Yup, scripted storyline death

[shinraninja]

@AnTxHD yep you suppose to lose it for the game to go on ;)

[ashurathesadxhacker]

pause at 0:30 5hit = shit

[keioII]

This event happened in the alternate universe of FFII where they succeeded in defeating the black knights. Normal life goes on.

[furuilulz]

Does the game actually take a possible victory into account? Or is this a modified ROM?

[j800r]

@furuilulz There is no humanly possible way of winning that battle without a hack. So no, the game DOESN'T take a victory into account.

[Vendosser]

It should say: "Obtained 1337 gil."

[Protoman242011]

@Vendosser im so sick of seeing this "1337" bullshit i could just rip open someone's throat and shit down it...

[Goodguy33]

Brilliant. Because the party escaped, they never met the resistance, and therefore never joined them, and therefore went along with their lives as normal. There was no story to tell!

[Funkymanx]

hahha so funny

[purvicide]

Another casualty of dividing by zero.

[palindinX]

*Defeats the black knights*

Game: You win?!! I don't think so! *Resets game*

AnimeFreak405: D:<

[TheUnreaI]

@palindinX shut up

[palindinX]

@TheUnreaI Alright, lets talk about this. Whats wrong with you, did something bad happen? :(

[BloodShot9001]

@palindinX I think plindinX was touched inapropriately as a child, and is now being a jerk to make up for it... silly palindin, trix are for kids. -shakes my head-

[palindinX]

@BloodShot9001 lol who's being a jerk? :D

i was just commenting on how the game would reset itself, then someone replies back with a "shut up". So i asked "what happend to you?". And i was never touched inapropriately because as kid i mostly hong out with hot girls. Oh and i don't really like Trix so you can have them. :)

[BloodShot9001]

@palindinX I made another comment because I didn't mean to say your name...... I meant to say "The Unreal" instead of you. I apologize... my brain was tired when I wrote the comment aaaand yeah. ^^'' Stupid BloodShot is stupid. <XP

[palindinX]

@BloodShot9001 it's cool, i'll give you a brotherly hug. :)

[tehblckdeth]

@palindinX That's totally gay



[palindinX]

@tehblckdeth What if it's one of those "3 second hugs"? And how come when i huged my older sister it felt weird, but when it's another cute girl is feels awesome? o_O

[tehblckdeth]

@palindinX Cuz

[BloodShot9001]

@palindinX Daawh, internet brotherly hugness! =D And now some troll is gonna say we're gay. XD Or maybe TheUnreal will fill in that role. XP

[BloodShot9001]

I meant to say TheUnreal was touched... I apologize ^^''

[lannydragonlover]

When 5hit came into view, I thought it said Shit ....

[Ven01273]

can you rename Guy? if you can I would rename him dude!

[Melink03]

@Ven01273 I would personally rename him Gus.

[TheObliviousPreacher]

too bad ff2 has that gay leveling system.

[Roulitusky]

Epic

[PSspecialist]

FFII made 25 accounts to dislike the video!

[kaitoudark1]

nope. if you defeat them in the ps1 version, it still counts it as a loss and the plot continues. sadly the gba romcart version had no room to implement this fail safe.

[Sorarikukairi109]

WTF.... The story ends shortly

[descendent6667]

0:30 shit

[longlivemothermexico]

wtf lol



[MSAnemanja2]

how did you get firion 2 9999 HP ?

[azinye]

@MSAnemanja2 He is playing the ds version with online hack or he could be playing the ps 1 version with gameshark either way yeah....

[MSAnemanja2]

@azinye he's playing the GBA version there is no DS version

[Melink03]

@MSAnemanja2 Believe it or not, there is a DS version. It's just not in this video.

[MSAnemanja2]

@Melink03 there is a DS version for FF3 i never knew this had it 2

[rkim1993]

*Victory Fanfare*

Firion and Maria: Hm, should we really spend Gil on Pheonix Downs? hm.... nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. IT's totally not worth it. *runs off*

[Waxer3929]

What's with the 2 transparent rectangular boxes at the title screen at the end?

[ToshiroOnchi]

@Waxer3929 it's a graphical imprint left over from the battle menus.

[harryh111111]

Why would anybuddy hate mewsic from FF2.

You should have kept the sound you mangoface.

[CrimsonSnoipah]

@harryh111111 i lol'd at mangoface.

What an insult.

[FFFre4k]

Same thing with mw2. Just shoot the bitch in the training course and its finished.

[cyanoobsta]

Firion and Maria end up running off with a bunch of money and bribing the Emperor into not attacking, and when his back is turned, they lop off his head. The End.

[strombada]

Shortest. Final Fantasy run. EVER.

[o0Cheator0o]

Knights : We're not supposed to lose !

Firion : O'rly ?

Knights : Look, we killed all party members exept you !

Maria : And me ? *stabbed*

Firion : Sorry, let's do it again.

[pcnhsKevin]

hahaha

[Hisworld1234]

DID THAT JUST SAY 64 HIT?!?!?!?!?!

[unholymonkey]

That maria chick really kicked some ass.

[OXG2221]

black knights : um .. ah ..we're suppose to be beating you champ ..!

[xan1242]

Pime Taradox.Sission Mucceded!

[PaperSoapy]

@xan1242 best integral level ever!

[FFFan3445]

"(Note: Sorry, but no sound. I figure silence is better than some music that you hate.)"

Final Fantasy 2 has some great music, if that's what you meant. If you were talking about your own personal music, though, I'm glad you kept it silent. :v

[TheShinobiSan]

TIME PARADOX!!

[Soulsilver1994]

I always wonder What If, now i Know, Thank you ;-)

[xRocketzFighterx]

XD I wish the whole game was that easy

[XLORTEN]

epic haha xD..