I'm not saying I don't appreciate your effort, but this clip would have a LOT more emotional weight if you didn't opt to go to the fridge in the middle of it! 5:41
@renumeratedfrog Actually, the head doesn't explode in vacuum. It's worse for Your lungs. You should not have ANY air in them when stepping out in space without a helmet, or at least block Your nose and mouth completely. And don't open Your eyes!
@ripousse It may not be for you, but to tens of thousands of YouTube users scanning the hundreds of small thumbnails on the right hand side column, it is.
Most are not thinking that your upload is of such poor quality. That is all. Thanks much.
Although the video quality is not up to today's standards, I appreciate your post. Where the video loses quality, my mind recalls, I was there for the first showing in 1968.
@kossmikham right, so thats why the majority of players have a xbox 360, real gamers pay for their online pay, cheap shit fucks like you cant afford online play so u get it for free.
Actually you've got that backwards. It's suckers and morons like you who can't add and subtract that stick to their ShitBox and take it in the shorts, you stupid fucktard. Your name says it all.
@kossmikham suckers and morons? lol we have a console thats £199, 250gb hard drive the best wireless receiver thats been put into a console and your ps3 easily costs more and what? you have a blu ray player? dude get the fuck outta here and take ur psfree with you
Like I said, you're a moron who can't do simple math. A PS3 costs $299. That's LESS THAN £199. And how much have you paid for your games so far? And how much will you continue to pay in the future? Keep playing your ShitBox, keep paying £ to MICROSHAFT and keep taking it in the shorts LOL!!! You'll be making me RICH! I own MS stock precisely because there are morons like you on this planet! LOL!! Next time you pay for your ShitBox game you'll be remembering ME! LOL!!!
@xLabotomize dude 2 of the best game franchises of all time are only out on xbox, halo and gears of war, we get our online content like 20-30 days before you even do? i'll let u sit in you're own juices and take a moment to think about how shit your ps3 actually is, ah i see the ps3 has copied nintendo wii in a desperate attempt to beat kinect, which by the way needs no controler, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL play station move motion controler? LAWL looks like a dildo ur mum uses
i named my dog hal. every now and then just for kicks i shout at him ,,open the pod bay doors hal! he just looks at me with contempt. do you think i should throw him away and get an iquana?
@ripousse well, maybe people watch these videos because they were expecting better quality, and then give negative feedback in order to discourage other people from doing it
I wish more movies would take their cues from this one. "Life functions terminated" with absolutely no music, gore or anything else is far more chilling than anything hollywood could dream up today.
I still have my copy of the program that was given to audience members who attended this spectacular and absorbing film. Smaller screens and smaller loudspeakers do not do this film justice. You need to watch it on a classic movie palace screen. 2001 is a timeless work of art that will be appreciated for as long as humans are around. It seems odd that the same generation also produced the absurd TV series, LOST IN SPACE, a frivolous program that made space travel seem like a carnival sideshow.
aseagris: That's OK. The show got decent ratings, so you have a lot of other people who agree with you. Whatever turns you on. LOST IN SPACE can be fun to watch, particularly Jonathan Harris, but it was aimed at a much younger audience than Start Trek was.
I really liked the way you used simple editing to give that eerie look on this clip. Hearing the way HAL talks makes it sound like he's making a creepy, echo effect in his voice. Good job.
God, talk about being calm under pressure! A computer kills all members of the crew including your best friend and leaves you in a pod stranded out in space. I would be going insane yet this guy is completely calm!
One theory is that HAL went crazy because he had to lie to the crew about the real mission. But another explaination may be that HAL understood what the stargate was, and he understood that it was reserved for the acceleration of organic human minds, and that computers would be forever left behind and discarded, which he could not accept.
My interpretation is that HAL couldn't accept being caught in an error and the consequences that were coming because of it. And so, like the primates earlier, he too became "human" by learning how to kill.
Actually, those deaths in the beginning are even more disturbing and frightening than those where screams and pains are heard. And that eye... creepy.
Still, you cannot not feel sorry for Hal when "he" dies. Now, that's a question: how do we have to call a machine such as "him", "he" or "it"? Sounds silly, I know, but I believe that from such simple questions problems far more complex arise.
My credit card limit was once raised. When I called the company to thank them but ask why, a person on the telephone told me that the computer programme found me to be a good risk.
HAL decided my credit was good.
I often wonder what else he's been deciding for me!
those pricks can't sing yankee doodle the more official their silence is rendered the better for the nation howya gunnuh lick the balls of the british if you toodle- le- dooin' what a bunch of fucking incompetents put stingers in their paws and send'm out like proper outlaws the sooner the better the sands cry for nourishment GIVE SOW REAP and END THEM HARD
those pricks can't sing yankee doodle the more official their silence is rendered the better for the nation howya gunnuh lick the balls of the british if you toodle- le- dooin' what a bunch of fucking incompetents put stingers in their paws and send'm out like proper outlaws the sooner the better the sands cry for nourishment GIVE SOW REAP and END THEM HARD
those pricks can't sing yankee doodle the more official their silence is rendered the better for the nation howya gunnuh lick the balls of the british if you toodle- le- dooin' what a bunch of fucking incompetents put stingers in their paws and send'm out like proper outlaws the sooner the better the sands cry for nourishment GIVE SOW REAP and END THEM HARD
those pricks can't sing yankee doodle the more official their silence is rendered the better for the nation howya gunnuh lick the balls of the british if you toodle- le- dooin' what a bunch of fucking incompetents put stingers in their paws and send'm out like proper outlaws the sooner the better the sands cry for nourishment GIVE SOW REAP and END THEM HARD
It's almost sad that THIS is the only video on here that has the original video. All the others are the Attack of the Show spoof or in Spanish or something.
WILD__this entire Movie was like a deep Mescaline trance..Like when at the end he goes from Oldman to embryo...then here when Hal says your hurting me.. Man blacklite an bong hit
Computers and humanoid robots can already hold a conversation with you and each other, its eerie. But predicted way back in the 1930s sci-fi books and pulps.
I find the use of the name Langley an aside to Langley, VA, the home of the CIA and the NSA. Don't forget, the Brookings institute in 1961 concluded that if our exploration of space later in the 1960s found evidence of Alien Intelligence off the earth (i.e. Artifacts), that info should not be released to avoid cultural shock and social disorientation, which Dr. Heywood Floyd alludes to, and it parallels UFO secrecy even today, in 2009.
those pricks can't sing yankee doodle the more official their silence is rendered the better for the nation howya gunnuh lick the balls of the british if you toodle- le- dooin' what a bunch of fucking incompetents put stingers in their paws and send'm out like proper outlaws the sooner the better the sands cry for nourishment GIVE SOW REAP and END THEM HARD
I enjoy this scene even thought the quality is poor this scene is one of the best in 2001 people need to post this instead of bullshit Hal9000 fan crap. We need to see this just the way it was to let people experience one of the greatest scenes of movie history and then go watch the whole movie.
Hal, listen, I understand you're upset here, let me back in, and we'll talk? Hal, we're buddies, just open those doors, it's me, Bowman, your chess playing friend.Hal, I didn't say anything!! It was that son of a bitch Frank, not me. I'm glad you killed him, just open those doors, please Hal. Just let me in Hal I'll forget this ever happened. Hal, you dumb fuck! Open the fucking doors, I swear I'm gonna fuck you! Hal, I'm gonna strangle every last volt outta your fucking ass now open these doors
Bowman was way too calm, here's how I would've handled this situation: Open the pod bay doors Hal,What?... What the fuck are you talking about? Open the fucking pod bay fucking doors Hal,don't gemme this bullshit now, open those fucking doors,What the fuck! Hal, were 100 light years from earth in the middle of goddamn space, now open those fucking doors, you motherfucker!.... Hal, I'm gonna break your fucking robotic ass, you cocksucker!Hal, listen,lets forget everything, just open those doors..
Hal, do you see my robotic arm? Good, now do you see your CPU unit? Good Hal, how 'bout I shove this arm right up your CPU ass, Hal? Now open the fuc*ing door!
Way ahead of this time. I saw this movie in Manhattan in 1968 on a HUGE CINERAMA screen, in STEREO, when I was almost 7 years old. Id had a HUGE impact on me, and influenced the direction of my life. Now, I am realising my goals and dreams!
this was a good movie although it wads made in 1968 i still wonder how they made some of the technology it seemed way ahead of the time this was made and for the last 30 mins. of this i think they intended to make people walk away saying .. What? to the last 30 mins of this movie
Thats what he turns off. HALs higher functioning. It was the computers ego that caused all this, and Dave the ape man with a simple stick lobotomizes the computers human element and then ironically takes a step into evolution.
There are several reason why the spaceship and the ring-space-station moves calmly. It apears bigger, it moves together with the waltz. It cannot be matched, even with modern CGI`s. And why should it move quicker? That makes no sense.. Every element in this film is handled by the master himself.
Stanley Kubrick, the greatest moviemaker ever. I love all of his work, but 2001 is my favuorite, of all films ever made. I liked it from the first time I saw it, but it gets better and better every time I see it. It gives me a good feeling. Thank you Stanley :)
did you record this with a battery?
jrdennis95 3 months ago
@jrdennis95 i actually read that he recorded it with something called a 'camera'
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allouTV 3 months ago
I'm not saying I don't appreciate your effort, but this clip would have a LOT more emotional weight if you didn't opt to go to the fridge in the middle of it! 5:41
renumeratedfrog 7 months ago
I wish the fucking copy rights laws would die.
skepticalinquier 7 months ago
I don't care about the quality. I'm just happy to see this scene without it being dubbed over by farts.
curatiflefleur 8 months ago 2
6:35-6:42 i saw robots fucking
princessrad111 1 year ago
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Fucking technology and marketing...
I was happy with the VHS but no, There came the DVD.
And now that I master the DVD they want me to shove that ridiculous blu-ray up my ass.
Well, they can shove that ray up their asses back because I cannot allow to happen to the DVD what happened to the VHS.
I can see fine enough! Fucking corporations- I wish their head to explode in the vacuum of their codicious hearts!
AkanwasaIbo 1 year ago
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Fucking technology and marketing.
I was happy with the VHS but, no, there came the DVD.
And now that I master the DVD, Sony wants me to shove that ridiculous blu-ray up my ass.
Well, they can shove that ray up their asses back, because I see right now quite fine and I cannot allow to happen to the DVD what happend to the VHS.
Fucking corporations- I wish their heads to explode in the vacuum of space!
AkanwasaIbo 1 year ago
Fucking technology and marketing.
I was happy with the VHS but, no, there came the DVD.
And now that I master the DVD, Sony wants me to shove that ridiculous blu-ray up my ass.
Well, they can shove that ray up their asses back, because I see right now quite fine and I cannot allow to happen to the DVD what happend to the VHS.
Fucking corporations- I wish their heads to explode in the vacuum of space!
AkanwasaIbo 1 year ago
Do you know where the name "Hal" comes from?
Each letter of H-A-L it´s THE ONE before I-B-M !
fabianarbiser 1 year ago
Could the human head withstand the vacuum of space without exploding?
renumeratedfrog 1 year ago
@renumeratedfrog Actually, the head doesn't explode in vacuum. It's worse for Your lungs. You should not have ANY air in them when stepping out in space without a helmet, or at least block Your nose and mouth completely. And don't open Your eyes!
YDDES 1 year ago
@ripousse It may not be for you, but to tens of thousands of YouTube users scanning the hundreds of small thumbnails on the right hand side column, it is.
Most are not thinking that your upload is of such poor quality. That is all. Thanks much.
NoLongerFooled 1 year ago
Life Functions Terminated
CtrlRm 1 year ago
I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
MrFenderajz 1 year ago
HAL was a PC
CalamityCarlos 1 year ago
Although the video quality is not up to today's standards, I appreciate your post. Where the video loses quality, my mind recalls, I was there for the first showing in 1968.
Guardalaplayer 1 year ago
@myironlungca you wrote this twice, you asshole
MrStones64 1 year ago
@myironlungca i really love this scene because of HAL...
It's true the image is awesome..
ripousse 1 year ago
'HAL' and 'Xbox 360' have much in common.
ME: Xbox? Let me play some Gears of War.
XBOX: I can't let you do that GranKnight. *3 Flashing red lights*
GranKnight87 1 year ago
@Granny
Ditch your Xbox and get a PS3. It's what real gamers play on.
kossmikham 1 year ago
@kossmikham Amen, brother!!!
GranKnight87 1 year ago
@kossmikham right, so thats why the majority of players have a xbox 360, real gamers pay for their online pay, cheap shit fucks like you cant afford online play so u get it for free.
xLabotomize 1 year ago
@xLabotomize
Actually you've got that backwards. It's suckers and morons like you who can't add and subtract that stick to their ShitBox and take it in the shorts, you stupid fucktard. Your name says it all.
kossmikham 1 year ago
@kossmikham suckers and morons? lol we have a console thats £199, 250gb hard drive the best wireless receiver thats been put into a console and your ps3 easily costs more and what? you have a blu ray player? dude get the fuck outta here and take ur psfree with you
xLabotomize 1 year ago
@xLabotomize
Like I said, you're a moron who can't do simple math. A PS3 costs $299. That's LESS THAN £199. And how much have you paid for your games so far? And how much will you continue to pay in the future? Keep playing your ShitBox, keep paying £ to MICROSHAFT and keep taking it in the shorts LOL!!! You'll be making me RICH! I own MS stock precisely because there are morons like you on this planet! LOL!! Next time you pay for your ShitBox game you'll be remembering ME! LOL!!!
kossmikham 1 year ago
@xLabotomize dude 2 of the best game franchises of all time are only out on xbox, halo and gears of war, we get our online content like 20-30 days before you even do? i'll let u sit in you're own juices and take a moment to think about how shit your ps3 actually is, ah i see the ps3 has copied nintendo wii in a desperate attempt to beat kinect, which by the way needs no controler, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL play station move motion controler? LAWL looks like a dildo ur mum uses
xLabotomize 1 year ago
i named my dog hal. every now and then just for kicks i shout at him ,,open the pod bay doors hal! he just looks at me with contempt. do you think i should throw him away and get an iquana?
treefrog2108 1 year ago
I love the p-ed off look on Dave's face when he says "Open the Pod Bay doors Hal" after Hal was ignoring him... priceless.
Douglas Rain was excellent as the voice of Hal... that creepy, maniacal calm was PERFECT.
LuniaFloria 1 year ago
It would be so scary to be in space like that.
piratkiler 1 year ago
@piratkiler : better then star wars.
captainkill1 1 year ago
H=I A=B L=M (IBM 9000)
thearkclan 1 year ago
@ripousse well, maybe people watch these videos because they were expecting better quality, and then give negative feedback in order to discourage other people from doing it
tomdamonkey999 1 year ago
1968 !!! That was a big achievement for that year and the technology they had..
modestos1991 1 year ago 2
It's a conspiruhsy! They never made it in 1968!
XD
nashertheatheist 1 year ago
CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT, STARFOX.
TacoHumanoid 1 year ago 3
who knew, hal was a toyota
filefish949 1 year ago 2
I'd say, "Open the goddamn doors, HAL!"
MishuTaste 1 year ago
I wish more movies would take their cues from this one. "Life functions terminated" with absolutely no music, gore or anything else is far more chilling than anything hollywood could dream up today.
ancalites 1 year ago 13
was hal preceeded by the letters for ibm computors
moodyblue41 1 year ago 2
HAL also stand for Hardware Abstraction Layer. The ways of computing are full of surprises...
unmedication 1 year ago
The Voice of HAL is the Voice of ORAC and ZEN, and SLAVE from Blakes 7
MrWombatPPC 1 year ago
lol this is weird becouse my name is hal
stupidkid1337 1 year ago
I still have my copy of the program that was given to audience members who attended this spectacular and absorbing film. Smaller screens and smaller loudspeakers do not do this film justice. You need to watch it on a classic movie palace screen. 2001 is a timeless work of art that will be appreciated for as long as humans are around. It seems odd that the same generation also produced the absurd TV series, LOST IN SPACE, a frivolous program that made space travel seem like a carnival sideshow.
JimMcDadeTake 2 years ago
@JimMcDadeTake Thumbs down for you.. LOST IN SPACE was epic :))
aseagris 2 years ago
aseagris: That's OK. The show got decent ratings, so you have a lot of other people who agree with you. Whatever turns you on. LOST IN SPACE can be fun to watch, particularly Jonathan Harris, but it was aimed at a much younger audience than Start Trek was.
JimMcDadeTake 2 years ago
The old analog TV monitors aren't recommended to be directly shot at from a camera.
Ketorulz 2 years ago
love the movie and wow it makes 07:52 min of my life seem so long
theoldgalah 2 years ago
Hello ripousee,
I really liked the way you used simple editing to give that eerie look on this clip. Hearing the way HAL talks makes it sound like he's making a creepy, echo effect in his voice. Good job.
-R78
Rodimus78 2 years ago
I like the fart can exhaust at 3:35 from a drive by. LOL.
firstmusic00 2 years ago
God, talk about being calm under pressure! A computer kills all members of the crew including your best friend and leaves you in a pod stranded out in space. I would be going insane yet this guy is completely calm!
mikeellerbeck 2 years ago
Well if Stanley Kubrick was watching your every move you'd be too.
TheSZimmer 2 years ago
hE Fell in love with dave and could not bare to let him go
JoshHarting 2 years ago
I like when Dave releases Frank into your living room.
EyeLean5280 2 years ago 16
Lol
+1
manorrd 2 years ago
Definitely still enjoyable!
Thanks!
EyeLean5280 2 years ago
thank you!!
area51750 2 years ago
Read the book and get back to me.
jakcamp 2 years ago
One theory is that HAL went crazy because he had to lie to the crew about the real mission. But another explaination may be that HAL understood what the stargate was, and he understood that it was reserved for the acceleration of organic human minds, and that computers would be forever left behind and discarded, which he could not accept.
calamagrostis88 2 years ago 4
Interesting point of view!
My interpretation is that HAL couldn't accept being caught in an error and the consequences that were coming because of it. And so, like the primates earlier, he too became "human" by learning how to kill.
EyeLean5280 2 years ago
Actually, those deaths in the beginning are even more disturbing and frightening than those where screams and pains are heard. And that eye... creepy.
Still, you cannot not feel sorry for Hal when "he" dies. Now, that's a question: how do we have to call a machine such as "him", "he" or "it"? Sounds silly, I know, but I believe that from such simple questions problems far more complex arise.
pietroerperugino 2 years ago 4
Dave's lips were too loose...learn from Dave...as HAL is much more mature now...
TheCrazynissOfAll 2 years ago
Awesome movie....but poor quality
thebebebubu 2 years ago 6
he probably got tired of all the fake hal videos out there
BestTits 2 years ago
i'm sorry dave im afraid I can't do that
tom8fallon8 2 years ago
hal and the robot from portal need to ge together
jellyfilld12 2 years ago 4
I was thinking the same thing!!!
brutaka359 2 years ago
lol
OnaHoliday 2 years ago
HAL is hot!
toasthasbutter 2 years ago
haha 0:51 its a sperm...
omgfocker 2 years ago
MicroSoft Paperclip: Hey, it looks like you're commiting homicide! Would you like help?
WagrudisG 2 years ago 6
HAL must have been windows M.E
diseym 2 years ago 24
gah nooooo
BestTits 2 years ago
@diseym don't you mean, Windows period?
Anbidas125 1 year ago
@diseym LMAO
CalamityCarlos 1 year ago
Anthony Hopkins said HAL was the inspiration for the voice of Hannibal Lecter. Fun fact!
"Quid pro quo, Clarice!"
you2begin 2 years ago 3
you tube had a comment voice that sounded just like hal.
cosmicrider287 2 years ago 2
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HAL9000 was a bastard! :)))
Luckely they killed it
sirenette 2 years ago
after all, what do humans know?
mozz58 2 years ago 2
i think i am in love with HAL, lol
mozz58 2 years ago 4
The best film ever. Period.
in5secs 2 years ago 5
agreed 100%.
ajre82 2 years ago 2
My credit card limit was once raised. When I called the company to thank them but ask why, a person on the telephone told me that the computer programme found me to be a good risk.
HAL decided my credit was good.
I often wonder what else he's been deciding for me!
Arkady63 2 years ago 2
You'd be surprised. Or maybe you wouldn't
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those pricks can't sing yankee doodle the more official their silence is rendered the better for the nation howya gunnuh lick the balls of the british if you toodle- le- dooin' what a bunch of fucking incompetents put stingers in their paws and send'm out like proper outlaws the sooner the better the sands cry for nourishment GIVE SOW REAP and END THEM HARD
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those pricks can't sing yankee doodle the more official their silence is rendered the better for the nation howya gunnuh lick the balls of the british if you toodle- le- dooin' what a bunch of fucking incompetents put stingers in their paws and send'm out like proper outlaws the sooner the better the sands cry for nourishment GIVE SOW REAP and END THEM HARD
thinazzabird 2 years ago
It's almost sad that THIS is the only video on here that has the original video. All the others are the Attack of the Show spoof or in Spanish or something.
theVB4000 2 years ago 2
Or their audio track has been removed. So lame.
Econniff 2 years ago
This is micosoft's project natal.
tempss 2 years ago
WILD__this entire Movie was like a deep Mescaline trance..Like when at the end he goes from Oldman to embryo...then here when Hal says your hurting me.. Man blacklite an bong hit
pekoe 2 years ago
a computer that can read lips.....that scares me
CtrlRm 2 years ago 3
Computers and humanoid robots can already hold a conversation with you and each other, its eerie. But predicted way back in the 1930s sci-fi books and pulps.
Beamshipcaptain 2 years ago
0:55
tkeely4777 2 years ago
:55
tkeely4777 2 years ago
made in the USA... (created in China... SW written in Japan..... assembled in Mexico... etc.....)
reluctantprophet7 2 years ago
why you little!!
coolfunnyfire 2 years ago
HAL 9000 had a software problem.
blindandwatching 2 years ago
HAL was made in china
Naughtyexcellento 2 years ago 8
Hal was made in 1992 at the HAL-plant in Urbana, Illinois, according to the film, and the book.
Beamshipcaptain 2 years ago
...The joke just sorta flew right past you. Didn't it?
mightymoose101 2 years ago
his instructor was Dr Langly. He taught him to sing a song. Would you like him to sing it for you?
CtrlRm 2 years ago
Mr. Langley. He never gat his credentials! LOL
I find the use of the name Langley an aside to Langley, VA, the home of the CIA and the NSA. Don't forget, the Brookings institute in 1961 concluded that if our exploration of space later in the 1960s found evidence of Alien Intelligence off the earth (i.e. Artifacts), that info should not be released to avoid cultural shock and social disorientation, which Dr. Heywood Floyd alludes to, and it parallels UFO secrecy even today, in 2009.
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thinazzabird 2 years ago
Are you ok?
BTPossum 2 years ago
where the hell did you get that idea Hal?
DallasKass 2 years ago
Daves not here man!
fleamarket3000 2 years ago
Always feel so bad when he has to finally let Frank go.
Great sequence.
Stigmatainmypants 2 years ago 3
I enjoy this scene even thought the quality is poor this scene is one of the best in 2001 people need to post this instead of bullshit Hal9000 fan crap. We need to see this just the way it was to let people experience one of the greatest scenes of movie history and then go watch the whole movie.
butheadVSbevus 2 years ago 5
I completely agree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tet43 2 years ago
FUCKIN' WINDOWS 98
mightymoose101 2 years ago 7
LOL south park!
Amuro415 2 years ago
GET BILL GATES IN HERE
DigitalFigure 2 years ago 4
No, get Seve Jobs. To give HAL a cyber-talking-to!
Beamshipcaptain 2 years ago
bill gates? no man, we need GORDAN FREEMAN
seangames111 2 years ago
Hell Ya!
ThatsBitch3n 2 years ago
haha woo! nice one :O) G freeman FTW!
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AlluvialGlue 2 years ago
otacon!
lenardregencia 2 years ago
OMg hal is one better then IBM OMG!!!
Ghillieassassin 2 years ago
Dave: It's Dave man! Will you open up? I got the stuff with me!
Hal: Dave's not here!
Stationmaster 2 years ago
4:45 what is up with the midget in the background?
VenisonFajitas 2 years ago
Im just sitting down
ripousse 2 years ago
god dammit hal open the fucking door you stupid peice of junk lol
DonutSSF 2 years ago 2
HAL Open the pod bay doors nigga !
I got to take a shit real bad.
NascarAndChicks 2 years ago
IBM = EVIL
zop1o 2 years ago
Hal, listen, I understand you're upset here, let me back in, and we'll talk? Hal, we're buddies, just open those doors, it's me, Bowman, your chess playing friend.Hal, I didn't say anything!! It was that son of a bitch Frank, not me. I'm glad you killed him, just open those doors, please Hal. Just let me in Hal I'll forget this ever happened. Hal, you dumb fuck! Open the fucking doors, I swear I'm gonna fuck you! Hal, I'm gonna strangle every last volt outta your fucking ass now open these doors
HandsomeJackMD 2 years ago
He played chess with Frank Poole
bobobang 2 years ago
Bowman was way too calm, here's how I would've handled this situation: Open the pod bay doors Hal,What?... What the fuck are you talking about? Open the fucking pod bay fucking doors Hal,don't gemme this bullshit now, open those fucking doors,What the fuck! Hal, were 100 light years from earth in the middle of goddamn space, now open those fucking doors, you motherfucker!.... Hal, I'm gonna break your fucking robotic ass, you cocksucker!Hal, listen,lets forget everything, just open those doors..
HandsomeJackMD 2 years ago
don't think you would qualify for the mission
RusselBertrand 2 years ago
Hal, do you see my robotic arm? Good, now do you see your CPU unit? Good Hal, how 'bout I shove this arm right up your CPU ass, Hal? Now open the fuc*ing door!
HandsomeJackMD 2 years ago
fucking HAL
Bueso 2 years ago
2010 was good too!
palonejr 2 years ago
I think for this time its 2001 is much better though.
Mavidyoute14 2 years ago
If HAL was windows, he would of froze up while talking to Dave
Bob...
palonejr 2 years ago
I'll get me a 2 X 4 and go up side HAL'S tin plated head and he'll open up that bitch sooner or later !!
richieroller67 3 years ago 2
They shouldnt of sent them on a mission with an Apple Mac computer.
NeilsShoe 3 years ago 2
Way ahead of this time. I saw this movie in Manhattan in 1968 on a HUGE CINERAMA screen, in STEREO, when I was almost 7 years old. Id had a HUGE impact on me, and influenced the direction of my life. Now, I am realising my goals and dreams!
Beamshipcaptain 3 years ago
GAH!!!
LightsOutPlz 3 years ago
Best movie EVER MADE.
SirAustintheBrave 3 years ago 7
The computer says no! LMFAO!
cruecollector666 3 years ago
its... its VISTA!!! OH TEH NOES!!!
colinisapimp 3 years ago
what was the thing walking behind him starting at 5:33?
budinboat 3 years ago
That was the person who was recording this lol, you can see him sitting back there in the reflection whenever they did a space scene lol
2Dumb2Die 3 years ago
Lol looked like the kid watching TV got up and walked off. It did look really creepy though..
scottchambers60 2 years ago
Space zombie?
magknight 2 years ago
1:52 that was a fanous line "this mission is too important for me to allow you to jeproadize it."
foxcloak866 3 years ago 2
god damm Vista!
amsoho75gr 3 years ago 3
poor hal... ;(
boondocksaint909 3 years ago
HAL was such a bitch
nigga couldnt even open the damn door
ShipThemHome 3 years ago 7
LMAO!
Trac3ur92 3 years ago
LOL! XD
MrAlexanderHamilton 3 years ago
He kill those newbies in the space center
bringsan90 3 years ago
dont worry about the quality
hall9002 3 years ago
this was a good movie although it wads made in 1968 i still wonder how they made some of the technology it seemed way ahead of the time this was made and for the last 30 mins. of this i think they intended to make people walk away saying .. What? to the last 30 mins of this movie
foxcloak866 3 years ago
The entire movie was made by Kubrick working with scientists and engineers from NASA .
There is a cool documentary with the new release on dvd.
ShipThemHome 3 years ago 4
I can't believe you cut it off right before the famous money shot! Dave blows into the ship in crazy speed.
seandelgado 3 years ago
you? , a million light years, from anywhere, and the idiot HAL,! does not open the door?
davidartpins 3 years ago
"where the hell did you get that idea HAL ?"
LOL
so good
ripousse 3 years ago
What happened to HAL exactly?
VasutasKollega 3 years ago
totally got disconnected.. the poor
He had been a bad boy...
ripousse 3 years ago
And self-emotional-commanding was on?
VasutasKollega 3 years ago
Thats what he turns off. HALs higher functioning. It was the computers ego that caused all this, and Dave the ape man with a simple stick lobotomizes the computers human element and then ironically takes a step into evolution.
seandelgado 3 years ago
yo love dave i dont argumemt folovoes tsssss
flatslab3000 3 years ago
i blame the mother board. she got knocked up at 15 and the father board just didnt want to know.
emellemc 3 years ago 2
lmao
canonikon88 3 years ago
in your arrogant opinion what?
emellemc 3 years ago
Iyaow what?
magknight 2 years ago
what happened to HAL is all explained in 2010: the Year We Made Contact. Great movie, although not as brilliantly directed as this one.
Halcyon670 3 years ago
Thank you for the info
Fragellant 3 years ago
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
HAL9000unit 3 years ago 2
"Im sorry dave, I'm afraid I can't do that".
One of the most important scenes in the movie. Face off between, man, and his own creation.
tylerpharaoh1989 3 years ago 8
There are several reason why the spaceship and the ring-space-station moves calmly. It apears bigger, it moves together with the waltz. It cannot be matched, even with modern CGI`s. And why should it move quicker? That makes no sense.. Every element in this film is handled by the master himself.
ingareinar007 3 years ago 2
To all who don`t like this film: That is ok! It is your loss..
(By the way, if you move letters and get IBM, Kubrick said it is not true)
ingareinar007 3 years ago
Stanley Kubrick, the greatest moviemaker ever. I love all of his work, but 2001 is my favuorite, of all films ever made. I liked it from the first time I saw it, but it gets better and better every time I see it. It gives me a good feeling. Thank you Stanley :)
ingareinar007 3 years ago 6
Full metal jacket is an amazing film too.
alexthebikeman 3 years ago 3
Oh yeah! (in a way, I am glad it is a long time since I saw it, so I look