David Spade attacked with a stun gun - his story told

[bierbass77]

Jesus, this is horrible! I`ve been attacked late at night too (yet on the street). Still, this had happened almost 15 years ago and I`m still picturing every single minute! Being attacked at home must be suicidal cannon fodder...

[sbt200224]

jesus christ that chick is annoying

[antonpictures]

@sbt200224 Oh yeah.

[kenfo0]

NO ONE should know where you keep weapons. Best case, no one should know you own a firearm. Dogs are an essential early warning system. It is amazing a guy this rich didn't have an alarm system of some sort. I bet spade was nasty to the guy and they did drugs together. Some people keep their use under control, while others use more and more until they're out of control.

[antonpictures]

@kenfo0 Drugs together for sure.

[filmsensei]

Wow, tries to be loyal even to the end. He would be a good friend...I don't mean that in a weird way, just in general. You'd like to have him in your corner.

[aliciaanne]

This must haunt David, especially when the attacker is a close friend. I was shocked that this happened back in 1998. He talks about it like it happened 5 minutes ago. Poor David.

[aliciaanne]

@aliciaanne Added to this, David weighs next to nothing. It's a miracle he survived. Adrenaline works wonders though and Farley must have been with him. He must be the best Guardian Angel. 

[myeternaldestiny209]

I woulda had that AA12 locked and loaded fa dat ass u feel me!!!!!

[slackmaster2000]

The assistant's name was David "Skippy" Malloy.. I couldn't find any pictures of him; anybody know where any pictures of him are?

[marvolomethod]

im lost here, was it cris pharley?

[XcK5]

No he said his assistant. and its not cris pharley tard try chris farley

[superskiez]

Love Spudnik!

So lucky he did not get raped

[MsSimpsons1999]

@superskiez y would he get raped???

[babasolio]

its one of dous times its good too be white thats fuckiung rasect

[Kizuichi]

That sucks jeez...

[johnclavis]

Wow. I never cared for David Spade before, but I really feel for the guy. Jesus, I'd be a fucking mess if that happened to me. Go, Dave!

[brann1999]

Donated $100k to the Phoenix police, donated $25k to a slain police officer's family...great guy. Helps that I've always liked his particularly smartass brand of comedy.

[antonpictures]

@brann1999 lol because he is scared. The fear is always gonna be there. He needs the police more now. Damaged brain. The gun under the bad was a big reason for the attack. Never have a gun in your house. ... shotgun lol

[gabe0083]

I love this story

[Terrakinetic]

At least his assistant wasn't gay.

[RodStewartfan1]

When I heard this the day it happend I bawled. Worst thing was going to school cause people knew how much I liked David and they would tease me about it! JERKS!

[Jubug78]

who is he talking about?

[korwedge]

He is talking about his assistant

[soggytreats9]

Oh my gosh man his assistant .... that's not nice

[myfooltook]

Oh God poor Davey. Thanks for uploading this

[tattypatty]

Fucked. Up.