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  • Just as well this video had captions.

  • maybe Youtube should start charging so I can get my evenings back

  • It would be nice if all YT was doing was helping poor people with their endi films, but it's obviously not the intent with these big corperations. Otherwise, they would have helped in some other way (Not charging the users who largly contributed to YT in the 1st place). & endi film makers are't the only one's who have the option to charge. Plus, do they get all of the funds? Or does Google have their hand in the pot? This isn't what YT was built for. That's why people are upset. Still, chill out

  • BOYCOTT YOUTUBE RENTALS

  • Fast date site for lonely wife *lushfmlk.info*

  • Youtube can suck a Dick!

  • @wallstreetyoung I could go for getting my dick sucked by Youtube. LOL!

  • @phil87654 Everytime I watch Jackie and Dunlap I keep thinking, he looks an aweful lot like Santa and I want to e-mail him and ask him for a bike for Christmas. Then I remember he is Jackie but I'm still happy...although he seems to have a bit of a secret identity spy obsession...maybe he is like Santa in disguise or something o.0

  • Are these the same guys that got owned by a guy in a BMW for trying to bully him

  • @jigc23 the guys in a pick up who got their keys thrown down the road?

  • @Rajhathetiger exactly. don't they look like them?

  • @jigc23 I haven't watched that in so long I couldn't give a truthful answer but I know it def. isn't them -- That was a fake video

  • Remember when YouTube was good?

  • @Shadowycrafter I do

  • this is when you know youtube is going down the drain... first people stop making videos when they started to censor your videos then copyright music now rent free videos on youtube lol....

  • You guys are fuking funny as hell espically the the epic beard guy lol

  • I have to agree with the point they're making, even though I don't like republican political views, you gotta hand it to 'em, thye got a good point...

  • Love it!

    :=)

  • This video contains content from ManyMorningsMovie, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

  • he purchased that picture at Big Lots!  LOL

  • lol! 5 stars brotha's!

  • Watch Out America!!

    All this free stuff is just the communist secret way of sucking us in. They already got us going to public schools and driving on non-toll roads. Even the army is run by the goverment. That's right they're giving us "free" stuff and taking away our freedom.

  • Ha!

  • screw republicans screw libers screw everyone I vote for total anarchy <3

  • obviously its red necks grow a brain

  • as much as the censor videos people uploaded Ill be damned if I pay for more of the same shit!

  • what?

  • Trying to make people pay for watching videos on YouTube is like trying to make Bill Gates poor. It will NEVER happen.

  • Protip: If it is on a computer, it will be free. Good luck stopping the increasing piracy trend.

  • And real fat! LOL!

  • i want my free fucking movie and i want it now. paying for shit is gay.

  • I have special needs and you meet them. Where do I send the money after I have robbed many banks for you?

  • This is one of those dark little corners of the internet that weird crap breeds in.

  • wat up you two niggers?

  • RED STATE UPDATE!

  • youtube all about money just like these guys

  • Stuff on youtube user made is free, Since you have to pay at sundance you should pay online. the government cant pay for individual viewers because its not owned my the government, its owned by a privet company google.

  • funny ass redneck muther fucker

  • LOL hes already bigger than Brad Pitt.

    I remember Big Lots!! Great purchase. ;)

  • Thank ya kindly

    -Jackie

  • Lady Gaga parodies.....LOL!!!

    Genious!!!

  • ok red state your falling off the wagon - HARD

  • True, but please don't tell my AA sponsor, because he plays frisbee golf with my parole officer.

    -Dunlap

  • lmao

  • anything you say is bullshit!

  • as long as i can watch red state update on youtube for free? i am one happy camper :)  LOL

  • Thank you kindly, onehotrunnerchick.

    -Jackie

  • "there's no public option for Lady Gaga song parodies."

    LOL!

  • lula from brazil ??

  • Caveman73: $4 is total bullshit....my old lady knows the cousin of the manager at Big Lots and she got it for only $2.75------cha-ching!

  • YEAH! you saved a whole $1.75! good for you!

  • It pays to date chicks with connections.

    -Dunlap

  • Ole Jackie Chan, kick ya in tha face!

  • He sure as hell will.

    -Jackie Broyles

  • They finally got that cat picture at Big Lot! Alright I am on my way.... 4 bucks you say? Just makin sure.

  • The cat was unexpected. LOL.

  • Ever since Google bought YT, it has gone to shit. If you worship Obama, they wont suspend your account.

  • That's complete bull.

  • @melscrum It's complete bull? Then, why isn't that video that you have on your channel playing? Google is too strict! Fuck Google!

  • I agree that YouTube is not as great as it used to be since Google bought it out. The "bulI" that I was referring to is the part you mentioned about how if you worship Obama then Google won't suspend your account.

  • This channel is great.

  • BEAUTIFUL CINEMATOGRAPHY!

  • DO NOT START CHARGING please.

  • LMFAO!! You guys nailed this!

    Who knows... I might even be willing to pay 99 cents to watch you two on the computer. Well... maybe 11 0r 12 cents at least.

    Lemme see what's in my pocket.....

  • your website redstateupdate looks great. YOu should show short clips here and make visitors go there to see your videos. and cash in on the traffic. Your comedy is top class.

  • Hilarious! "Bigger than Brad Pit"

  • Well he is bigger than Brad Pitt... figuratively speaking.

  • In more ways than one.

    -Dunlap

  • LOVED the ending with the picture of the cute wuvable wittle kitty.

  • There should TOTALLY be a public option for Lady Gaga Song Parodies! The people's access to Lady Gaga Song Parodies should not depend on the size of their bank-account! They shouldn't have to go broke trying to cover their need for Lady Gaga Song Parodies, they shouldn't have to DIE for lack of Lady Gaga Song Parodies! They should be allowed access to Lady Gaga Song Parodies SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY ARE AMERICAN!

  • Jackie's beard is awesome.

  • If beards could blush I reckon mine'd be red as a beet.

    -Jackie

  • jackie gives me a boner

  • Thank you ki-- hey, wait a minute.

    -Jackie

  • lmao .. thats funny

  • but but...if it was a really good flick, hollywood would see it and pay millions...like that one guy from uruguay, Fede Alvarez, who only spent 300 dollars to produce his own mini-movie and after he uploaded it to youtube (free viewing) he became an instant millionaire as hollywood offered him $30 million.

    watch?v=-dadPWhEhVk

  • Does Fede want to invest in The Fists Of Dunlap: The Red State Update Movie?

    -Dunlap

  • LOL...You can't make this stuff up...or can you?

    I love you guys! 5****

  • so many advertisements on this video I can hardly see the video..

  • I wanted to write 'EAT AT DEMOS'" on my bare stomach but they wouldn't give me any money to do it. Why advertise Demos' for free? Why would they even need advertisin with their delicious steaks, hearty spaghetti, and mouth-waterin' rolls. That's Demos' Restaurant, right there on Broad Street.

    -Dunlap

  • touching. really.

    (inappropriately )

  • Probably free on the Sundance channel.

  • I'll pay to watch the movie later. I'm going to dig out of the snow and get my ass down to Big Lots for that picture before it's gone. Dang, right next to my velvet Elvis hugging Jesus picture. Thank you Jackie for redecorating my den.

  • You're welcome.

    -Jackie

  • These two FINE gentlemen are examples of TRUE PATRIOTS!!! They obviously defend the CONSTITUTION and the ONE NATION UNDER GOD the FOUNDING FATHERS created. OBAMA is a COMMUNIST LIBERAL and OBAMA is from MULSIM!

  • @JimmyGobright I agree. And they do it in such a funny way.

  • you, SIR, need to understand that our GREAT NATION is no laughing matter. What is so funny about COMMUNISTS and LYAN PRESIDENTS from MUSLIM? The FOUNDING FATHERS were not FROM MULSIM and they created ONE NATION UNDER GOD that is being destroyed by the OBAMA zombies and COMMUNISTS and TERRORISTS!

  • @JimmyGobright I said Jackie and Dunlap are humerus gentlemen on top of being patriots. There is nothing funny about communism/fascism.

  • You, SIR, are not a TRUE PATRIOT!!! You probably voted for OBAMA and are a OBAMA ZOMBIE.

    WAKE UP!

  • @JimmyGobright What is your problem?? I hate Obama! He is a marxist. I merely point out that Jackie and Dunlap make fun of Obama and liberals in a humerus way. What is wrong with that??

  • You, SIR, are a TRUE PATRIOT!!! Please get all your friends to STAND UP to the MARXIST OBAMA ZOMBIES. YES WE CAN TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK!!!!

    JUST please stop SCREAMING at me. Do you understand?

  • @JimmyGobright Okay.

    And we will show the marxists we are fed up with them this November. The house and senate will be cleaned out. Then in 2012 Obama will not be reelected.

  • this is a parody show, those arent their actual looks or beliefs. this isnt one nation under god, and obama isnt a communist. he isnt even a liberal on some issues anymore. and how can someone be FROM muslim?

  • you, SIR, are obviously a zombie of the PROGRESSIVE RADICALS that are trying to REWRITE the glorious history of this GREAT NATION UNDER GOD!!! You, SIR, will not succeed in your attempts!!

    I am a PATRIOT and I will DEFEND the CONSTITUTION! I was a PATRIOT, I am a PATRIOT, and I will always be a PATRIOT!!!!

    FREEEEEDOM will RING!!!!!!

  • it isnt patriotic to bash half the country. it is, however, patriotic to stop the name calling and actually working for a brighter future.

  • you, SIR, are not a TRUE PATRIOT!!!! Get off my YOUTUBE, PAL!!!

  • how exactly am i not a patriot? and nah, i think i'll stay on OUR youtube

  • yes our youtube

  • you SIR, are going to WEAR OUT your CAPS BUTTON!!!!

  • you, SIR, make a GOOD POINT!!!!! I have a INDUSTRIAL STRANGTH keybored though and it will not WARE OUT!!!

  • oh please, tell me how im not a patriot. im dying to hear how you know me so well.

  • haha, it cracks me up so much when Jackie get's on one of his happy moments and keeps going, then dunlap shoots him down.

  • Me too.

    -Dunlap

  • Damn! Twenty thousand! Dollars? As in cash? Why, that's dang near much as Obama's teleprompter cost

  • a funny movie would be jackie chan kickin' ol' Obama's teleprompter durin a big speech. And Obama go, "Uh, uh, uh, I cain't finish my speech cause Jackie Chan kicked it."

    -Jackie B.

  • you, SIR, are a fine example of a TRUE PATRIOT! OBAMA is a COMMUNIST and is from MUSLIM! The teleprompter is for the OBAMA ZOMBIES that are destroying this GREAT NATION UNDER GOD! LONG LIVE THE GREAT REPUBLIC!!!!

  • LOVE the cat pic at the end!!!!

    hahaha GIT-'ER-DONE YALL TWO!!!

  • Thank you kindly.

    -Jackie

  • JACKIE, you SIR, are invited to the TEA PARTY PATRIOTS OF THE ONE NATION UNDER GOD march I am organizing. We will be DEFENDING THE CONSTITUTION and screaming at COMMUNISTS!

  • I don't do much marchin' these days, but I'll sit alongside the road and pick up any candy you throw at me off yer floats.

    -Jackie

  • danlap loves to eat at shoneys

  • Anybody got another bucket?

    -Dunlap

  • bucket?

  • I thought you were doin' a callback to another video we did, but you were just sayin' I'm fat. Either way, pretty funny.

    That tub of cheese, though, on the Shoney's Breakfast Bar? that's my favorite kinda tub.

    -Dunlap

  • yep, i figure you hit up the shoney's quite often. i know jackie's partial to the cracker barrel, which is my personal favorite. i could also see you eatin' at the huddle house, like the shoney's except you eat there at 2am when drunk, and not able to find a waffle house.

  • I got a Ford Taurs Wagon and 2 Dodge pickups and a camcorder one of the Old VHS ones you know. I also got them fueled up and i got duct ape to make a tripod. Thats all some good ole boys need for a car chase

  • Eff James Cameron. We're ready to roll.

    -Dunlap

  • And since we're talkin about people givin internet people money, we want to thank ever'body who bought our CD, or a t-shirt, or hell, just all y'all who watch our videos and spread 'em around for helpin' us keep on makin' 'em this long. We preciate ya!

    Now-- how much would y'all pay for a Red State Update movie? Would you rent that on YT? Or do y'all think YT should only be for free stuff? Also, anybody with a rich uncle, or who knows how to stage a cheap car chase, let us know.

  • @travisandjonathan  if yal charge for a movie im gonna to buy a shirt and wipe my ass with it , as far as the car chase.....YES ID LOVE TO BE IN UR MOVIE

  • Long as you we're gettin shirt money, wipe away. Get that ass CLEAN!

    -Dunlap

  • Hey y'all, thanks for watchin' this video. The fellers who made One Too Many Mornings are buddies and they've helped us do a lot of these Red State Updates, and the Sundance thing is kindly a big deal for 'em. Their goals are basically 1) Make their investor's money back, and 2) Get as many people to see their movie as they can. We preciate you lettin us pimp em out to you.

  • Hey i may rent it if a goat is in the movie. Jackie knows where i am coming from. Man i could watch a goat documentary for hours

  • They ain't no goat in it, unfortunately. But I heard at Sundance there was a documentary called Mr. Okra.

    -Dunlap

    Me and this fella see eye-to-eye when it comes to goats.

    -Jackie

  • Where can I see me some squirrel kicking a guy's balls?

  • If I ran Pixar, at your local movie theater next summer.

    -Dunlap

  • all i really need is two dollars worth of slow head!

  • People used to call me that in fourth grade. I thought it was cause they thought I was retarded but maybe they were just callin me gay.

    -Dunlap

  • I love me some Big Lots.

  • Down here we have a Big Gots. They took over the old Big Lots store. I like it better than Big Lots. Cheaper. We also have a Big Gets but they just go down to the dump and clean stuff up and sell it. Used to have a Lots Big but they went under. I think Jerry Van Dyke was spokesman for all of 'em for awhile.

    -Jackie

  • "This video contains content from ManyMorningsMovie, who has decided to block it in your country." well that just sucks

    dam copy right laws / Governments be gone with them all

  • Sorry, buddy but listen: ATTENTION ALL FOREIGNERS!! You can't rent this from YouTube, but you can download it or buy a region free DVD direct from the filmmakers at their website-- the address is in the info up there

  • I might pay to watch a 4-hour documentary about Murfreesboro.

  • "The Thieving Flame: Murfreesboro's Big Cedar Bucket and the Fire That Consumed A Legend."

    Coming Sundance 2011

    -Dunlap

  • YO, JACKIE! NICE PUSSY!

  • Hey now. Watch your language.

    -Jackie

  • I'd rather pay you guys.

  • This is a good plan. We need to figger that out.

    -Dunlap

  • You two working for Google now? If I have to sort thru commercials when I want to watch Jackie and Dunlap I just won't watch Jackie and Dunlap anymore.

  • What if we're in the commercials and we get the hipster girl from the insurance commercials to do the Updates?

    -Dunlap

    PS So I can bone her.

  • Who?? You wanna bone a cartoon?? LOL

  • I would gladly pay the $4 to rent One Too Many Mornings, but when I went to download it, the Google ad told me about the starving children in Haiti. So I donated the money there instead. Sorry.

  • They shoulda named One Too Many Mornings "Click Here To Send $10 To Haiti Relief"

    -Dunlap

  • Still watching you guys. Love u all !

  • Thank you kindly.

  • cinematogrophy

  • orridgeinul skor

  • FUCK THEM!!! They blocked it in my country! If they want to make any damn money they can NOT block it just because you live in Europe. Basterds.

  • You have a good point. Nobody likes art like Europeans. I think y'all invented it or something. Figures.

    -Dunlap

  • EUROPEANS are SOCIALIST LYARS!!!! They are not TRUE PATRIOTS! WAKE UP!

  • "oooooooollllll Jackie Chan..."

    Jackie is always so enthusiastic about his favorites.

  • I reckon I love life.

    -Jackie

  • jackie always puts a smile on my face

  • Thank you kindly, Thomas. Keep on smilin'.

    -Jackie

  • The drive for creative success is undermined by the unwillingness of the consumer to pay for it.

    Great video, where do I send the check?

  • send check to

    Dunlap

    c/o Dunlap's Grandmother's Basement

    Murfreesboro, TN 37127

  • LOL

  • Paying for movies is okay as long as there is a refund button during the first 15 minutes.

  • That's a good idea, but if this existed in theatrers the only money Larry the Cable Guy's movies woulda grossed would be the seventeen bucks me and Jackie paid.

    -Dunlap

  • hooray for the bootleg video sites and those heroes of free media who risk being jailed to make a cam-corded copy of currently playing blockbuster movies! and fuck renting dreck from the socialist bastichs @ youlube!

  • Are you the guy that sold me that copy of Precious outside Opry Mills? That disc you give me wasn't Precious, it was a season 2 episode of Gimme A Break. I was wonderin' why it wasn't sad.

    -Dunlap

  • That kitten painting is stunning.

  • Thank you kindly.

    -Jackie

  • ha ha what you were reading there is the truth.

  • Just cause they's cussin' it don't make it the truth. It makes it more fun to read, though.

    -Dunlap

  • Well Jackie's 'art' caused a genuine chuckle even if the thought of paying YouTube didn't!

  • Thank you kindly.

    -Jackie

  • I'm not paying shit to watch videos.

    Fuck THAT!