Heidi Horoscope's: May 2011

[Llavez]

I want... I NEED... MORE! This is brilliant! :)

[SirCaseyoftheLea]

HA HA! Thank you my dear, you're hilarious.

[uben56]

Saved under JustGoodShit.

[piggalig]

Haha, I liked the gemini one!

[pendulousphallus]

Funnier than I would have suspected. You win this round, Heidi.

[1Hom3slice1]

Are these based on women you know and their signs?

[1Hom3slice1]

this is funny

[Tones4me1]

Spot on! So funny. The only people who don't get this humor are the ones who haven't lived it and there is no getting through to them on any level anyway. Screw 'em. Sure glad I'm not her neighbor though. Wouldn't want to end up on her radar in a bad way. LOL

[monicalxx]

Have no idea wat u r doin for libra ??!$&@$&

[ScottishAtheist]

milf appeal

[TheNewgirl70]

is this really a horoscope or a skit?

[david10291029]

why the fuck did I recieve a comment on my channel from this drunk old ass lady telling me she wanted to give me a "HOROSCOPE" bitch go get laid or something.

[joeyblondewolf3]

That wine glass looks kinda loww

[PixieStixCreations]

A first I was confused but I kind of thought it was funny. Thanks for inviting me.

[alexandergifford]

You are amazing at leaving a bad taste in someone's mouth. I actually found myself liking this, lol...

[RogerAlphaZooloo]

Humnnmnm... Wine and milf = a nice night of hot/wet/squirty sex..

[nc17atnce101]

good! well written!

[crazykid2211]

how many kids you got? lady?

[JMort95]

does anyone achually give a fuck what you say?

[mazzpsykoziz]

I am so high and I have something along the lines of no idea of what is going on in this video, other than that you are pissed at "some people". yeah i read the FAQ... I do sometimes.

But I digress: I find the rage in this hilarious and yeah you are a MILF im not gonna lie so you get a like lol

[saintdono321]

Errrmmm what and who are you talking about? Please reply

[Hobgoblins]

Awesome!

[SuperBAdkins]

So, clever and funny! Sly social commentary, funny character. If the horoscope doesn't fit you (I think it hit some commenters too close to home...), it reminds you of someone you know. Bravo, can't wait to see more!

[proteuseffects]

SO ANGRY!!! > _< .for the love of god give this woman a vibrator STAT!

[StillersFan33]

@proteuseffects she probably has like 50....

[levit8dude]

you'd look so good sucking my cock.

[PNACATTACKdotCOM]

:D You should be an actress - or maybe you are already :) (sorry my rusty English - I gotta fix it before writing a book)

[URBELOWMENOWBLOWME]

22mins of utter complete worthless bullshit. I couldn't even make it to 2mins, that's how awfully boring you are. Now make me a fucking sandwich BITCH!!!!

[BananaBlocker]

I block bananas

[Brandt761]

okay two things

1. I don't have ADHD because of Froot Loops

2. The position of some faraway piece of rock at the time of my birth has no impact on my fate. And if it did, it would be overshadowed by the position of the sun, which is a billion times bigger and also a lot closer than most planets.

[sadrake2011]

hey heidi look in a mirror miss drunk ass ...where do you get these stuiped horoscope .... oh we have to listen to a person that believe in drunking ...tell me what do you actually do for real living ??? heidi think she prefect

[LitLBirdLitLBird]

Cute!

I'd be glad to help out, somehow, being as I am an Astrologer with a twisted sense of humor, m'self.

But yeah, I've got to take one little tiny issue, here...

...it wasn't me!

I DON'T OWN CROCKS (crocs--croks? why're those things so great? they *hurt*, an-- arrrg, me mateys! never-thee-mind, cos)...

It Wasn't Me!

<3,

Po' Gemini... </3.

P. S. ~ And yeah, this is going to be too long and sophisticated for the younger kiddos around here--guess they should lay off the Blue #3 (won't happen).

[mrbluesky323]

YOU STUPID FAT UGLY BITCH GET THIS SHIT OFF MY GOD DAMN FUCKING HOME DAMN PAGE I DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND WHY YOU DO THIS. I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT APPEARING ON MY PAGE DO YOU GET IT? I BET YOU GET IT YOU DIRTY WHORE.

[rtardbox]

Mom... can I be an angry, alcoholic, fugly, idiot, sarcastic, feminist when I grow up?

no?

well, can I beat the hell outta one then?

[shakeexon]

glad i am not an aries lol

[Tomgulf268]

Heidi, your videos are hilarious. I'm not worthy. I'm not worthy!!!

[patricblack1]

Why is she drinking pee? Sike, what drink is that?

[ninamichelle77]

I *heart* Heidi Horoscope :o)

[domaataajs]

Why isn't this more popular? I'm detached from the american social problem scene/ table discussions, but this seems uncomfortably spot on.

I'd like to have bad sex with this woman.

I'm not sure, but the keywords shouldn't be in the description area... it looks weird.

[gooyzit]

@domaataajs

Bad for her or bad for you? If anything it should be bad for you and fantastic for her, her body withering with nerve tingling orgasmic glee, her back snapping back and forth like a whip. While for you it's nothing but an agonizing burning, needles being jammed into your dick because you accidently pinched your self while zipping up your fly.

....

Okay i just had a tooth pulled so i'm feeling a little loopy

[Kollynator]

5... For give me shit :D

[Kollynator]

Your name is Cancer? I wonder if you husband ever used the expression .... Nah not gonna go there :P

[idunno22909]

Repost is repost? Liked it both times though :P

[idunno22909]

@idunno22909 Ignorant statement is ignorant. I didn't look at the time... -_-