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  • 4:33 SPOILER ALERT!

    So THAT'S why He kisses snakes cheek in MGS 4 O-O it all makes sense now XD

  • The shadow part reminds me of Austin Powers XD

  • Oh EVA. Always complaining about Ocelot. She's mad as hell. Too much bromance for her.

  • Wait,the part where The Boss showed her scar is easter egg??..Well i dunno that,i got that scene randomly

  • @genjutsugaara earlier in the video they tell you that ocelot was treated special because he was the son of a legendary solider who gave birth to ocelot on the battle field, so that part pretty much shows ocelots parents are the boss and the sorrow

  • @UNREALPAPA what does this have to do with Boss showed her scar scene? ..I already know who is her lover and son before she show the snake scar on her body.

  • @genjutsugaara i believe that the showing the scar scene is the first time she tells you she gave birth on the battlefield. i could be wrong tho

  • @UNREALPAPA You're correct.

  • @dancinginfernal tl;dr

  • @UNREALPAPA lolyup yur rght

  • @dancinginfernal i took 5 minutes thinking of omething stupid to say

  • @genjutsugaara I didn't know the conversation with the prison guard was an easter egg either, I just chilled with him and whatever I did started the scene. :P I liked Johnny.

  • @LukeNoShizz and meryl married him too

  • 2:55

  • my dads a johhny my wifes a johnny except shes a transvestite so shes included in the clan of johhny

  • signit dreams with a METAL GEAR P.O.O.P

  • I laughed my ass off in the middle of the night at the end of the vid when Ocelot does his 'You're good!' hand motion. I don't know why him being just there is simply stupidly hilarious.

  • TURD TANK! XD I laughed so hard my bro yelled at me for being so loud. I DON'T CARE!!! XD

  • who was that behind the window in the end? was is ocelot?

  • OMG! I REMEMBER ABOUT JOHNYY!

    In MGS2 he was behind a column in the sniping mission!

  • @Shpozz not only that, johnny is in mgs1, when meryl takes out the gaurd, who later gets stomach problems.... hahah thats where it all began

  • You killed EVA? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Oh, Nvm. She betrayed us....

  • LMAO SIGNT

  • 1:57 "before the war started i used to live in America"

    oh...oh... i know th next...

    "then i took an arrow to the knee"

    lol...

  • 7:32

    Is that Ocelot?

  • @SmashMasterFox Herp....D....D....DERP!!!

  • @DarkSoulsFTW Excuse me for not being able to readily identify people in 240p, jackass.

  • Wow, Snake was really coming on to Johnny in that prison scene. "you must be pretty lonely." "I am ... REALLY lonely." (Time to get it on)

  • Everyone who thinks that johnny is akibas dad is wrong. Johnny is akibas grandfather

  • 2:52 ahh yes I remember that scene fondly, had me a giggle when I saw it

  • ahahahah up up down down left right left right I dont remember the rest.

  • @ADAMTHEKILLJOY

    I dont get it, why is she tell this stuff like 35 27 34 up up down down ......

    I dont understand it, what is this ???

  • @kallo182 The 35 27 and 34 are her height and length measurements. The up up down...etc was a cheat code in a much older game made by the same company.

  • @TheDieHard777

    Ah okay, thanks for bring in Clearness.

  • @ADAMTHEKILLJOY up up down down left right left right B A

  • @ZakZwald yeh I was joking she says that when you qestion her imagine if I can imagine the konami code.

  • ahhh johhny is in MGS4 I like how it olans it self out.

  • @ADAMTHEKILLJOY he's in every mgs game...

  • @ADAMTHEKILLJOY lol, amazing how johnny's legacy began evan back in mgs1

  • @Garberd In a nutshell, yes.

  • @Garberd Yes, there is even an easter egg of ocelot kissing snake in MGS4 at the final battle. If he graple choke holds you, and u do not struggle.

  • "I can't believe how small it is"

    "Yeah, but it gets the job done" LOL

    I thought Snake's snake was long seven miles.

  • i find it extremely awesome how the voice during the time paradox scene is colonel campbells.

  • Who is old man John?

  • a couple of good ones you missed - "throwing a live snake into Sokolov's room" lol, "throwing a live snake at a guard" and my fave one "blowing up the guards food storages and hearing them groan about how hungry they are, then throwing them various food to eat, like poisoned mushrooms" lol

  • "You are above even the Boss. I award you the title of Big Boss."

    Took you a while to come up with that one, huh, Mr. President?

  • EVA ships Bosselot so hard.

    Soooo hard.

  • ocelot is gay...

  • Man, I think you should've make a video showing Old Johny do shit and says some WTF things

  • A KONAMI CODE WTF?

  • ...was the MGS4 snake in the background in the end?... DAMIT SNAKE, CORANOL SAID NO TIME PARADOX'S. and also i just relized BIG BOSS IS OCALOTS MOTHER?!?!?! and if thats true...snake always thought big boss of a mother...does that make them BROTHERS?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!­?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?

  • @rouku554 ... So much fail in that comment The Boss is Ocelots mother yup, Big boss is Naked Snake so is Solid,Solidus and Liquid Snake's Father and it couldn't be Solid Snake at the end... Naked Snaked wasn't cloned until after the events of a few of the portable ops which is after MGS3

  • @stickcell337 lol thx for the info dude sorry that i had fail in mah comment idk that much about mgs

  • 6:26 will be the boss who is the mother of EVA ?

  • @MrGabriel1312 No, the boss is mother of ocelot

  • Why was EVA saying The Konami Code?

    Last time I checked she didn't play Contra.

  • why did Para-medic and Sigint die later in the future?

  • @CuongTheAsian cus sigint is the darpa cheif from mgs 1 in shadow moses

  • @CuongTheAsian para medic died by gray fox or the ninja in mgs1 sigint died when he was being tortured by ocelot in mgs1.

  • I ROFL'd so hard when Sigint started talking about his dream of turds.

  • @DarkCraft3 lol me too xD what a fucked up dream

  • 5:21 B A Start

  • ive played mgs 1,2,3,4 and mg3 is still my fav.

  • 1:04 NO, NOT OLD MAN JOHN

  • Its weird you meet a Johnny in MGS4 with the same voice as Johnny in the Prison , possible relative ?

  • @MrPainkiller616 Yep. MGS4 Johnny is MGS3 Johnny's grandson.

  • Why did I remove the transmiter during the "battle" with the sorrow. I would have loved to see that scene so much.

  • İ DONT UNDERSTAND İS THE MGS2 ACTUALLT BEFORE THAN MGS3 ? AND WHO İS SOLİŞDUS AND LİQUİD ARE THEY BROTHERS??? AM BEEN PLAYİNG THİS GAME THE TİME İT RELEASED BUT İT DOESNT MAKE SENSE

  • @gakkovakko Yeah, MGS3 takes about 30 years before MGS2 events. You play as Big Boss, who is Solid Snake's father.

  • @gakkovakko MGS2 came after MGS3. MGS3 takes place in 1964 (showing the origins of Big Boss and the Patriots). MGS2 takes place in 2007-2009. Solid and Liquid are brothers, and Solidus is the third that nobody knew about until he revealed himself in MGS2. Solid, Liquid, and Solidus are clones of this game's main character. The government wanted more soldiers as great as him, so they did the 'Les Enfants Terribles Project' in 1972, making clones of him.

  • holy shit how did ocelot get there? damn snake didnt even react.. well they did end up forming an alliance..

  • wait a fuckin minute! EVA gives cheats!?

  • Konami Code :P

  • most epic and awesome MGS character? Johnny! XD

  • OMG Ocelot was behind the white house!

    That made me laugh so hard!

  • Lol at the Konami code.

  • Why are all the failiures in Metal Gear Solid always Johnny?

  • sigit is talking about metal gear terd. it fire nuclear terd missiles.

  • 2:15 it's the JOHNNY GENE! makes you wonder how his grandpa here met a woman.

  • A whole clan of Johnnies.....

  • the first talking is about mg REX??

  • the first talking is about mg RAY??

  • Was that Ocelot peeking through the window at the end?

  • @Cornholio174 lol, he is a Solid Snake fanboy xD

  • @VaciliNikoMavich

    actually he is naked snake the real snake

    solid snake snake solidus and liquid snake are clones from big boss=naked snake

  • 2:51 now thats got to be a sexual innuendo.

  • Lol eva is telling snake a konami cheat code that is in many konami games

  • @elricardo08d its his grandpha

  • Lol the begining of "Johnny"!

  • johnny's son=constipated kid in msg4

  • Did Sigint just call REX a piece of shit?

  • @legefy

    More than that. It turned everything it touched in to shit, so it's like the hand of Midas. Or maybe the rectum of Midas...

  • Johnny FTW

  • omg akibas dad

  • @ELRicardoO8D Grandad

  • i know who johnny is...... :)

  • i love Ocelot in this game. he is so funny. and to now know he is the soon of The boss makes it even more cool.:-D

  • .... ocelot is adam..... lol plus the boss's kid e-e

  • Ocelot is Adán!!!!!!!

  • 1:02 = lol

  • johnny clan XD

  • LOL eva knows most of the konami 30 lives code XD

  • @mariosonicfan2010 What was that about?

  • at 7:27 whos behind the window raiden?

  • @isantamies2 he is ocelot lol

  • @WRxBigBoss oh now i saw it i just watched hes hairs and i figured it out

  • @isantamies2 yep. ocelot giving his signature hand gestures.

  • @isantamies2 no ocelot doing his gesture

  • At first I didn't know why killing Eva would change the future, but after MGS4 it all makes sense.

  • So Ocelot is The Boss's and the Sorrow's Son.........thats crazy.

  • 35...26...34

    Pretty tasty...

  • @UpsidedownThinker i dont get it

  • Snake: *playing contra* damn it! Hey eva, tell me that code!

    Eva: no

    Snake: *holds knife to her throat* What was that?

    Eva: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right...I don't remember the rest!

    Snake: *kills eva*

  • Sounds like a shitty dream to me

  • Oh silly EVA...

    Its UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A START!

    But atleast she played Contra...

    If any of this comment makes sense to you, you are a NERD. :D

  • Even the mom is called Johnny or maybe JohnnA

  • I just thought of something, the Johnny here used to live in America before the Cold War. If all of the boys in the family are named Johnny, could "Old Man John" that Sigint mentioned actually be this Johnny's father/grandfather? It wouldn't surprise me.

  • ivan.............

  • So can anyone explain why the whole clan of Johny's have that "shitty" problem?

  • ....a whole clan of johhny's......that have shit problems

  • "Ivan.. ivan is it really you"

    "SNAKE!!"

    obviously that is snake then... :D plus i put quotes in order to know what the heck im talking about

  • so in 1972 solid snake liquid snake and solidus snake are all born

    imagine big boss's motherly glow

  • @ipodxdude EVA is the mother solid and liquid, solidus was a perfect clone.(test tube baby)

  • @ipodxdude no. Solid Snake and Liquid snake. Eva is the Mother.

    Solidus is the soon of Para-medic from what i remember. but Solidus is younger then Solid snake and Liquid snake. Solid and Liquid are the first Clones/soons of Big Boss.

  • @andvas1994 i do know the story its just a little metal gear humor

  • @ipodxdude What?

  • @ipodxdude actually solidus wasnt born yet your not that bright did you not pay attention to mgs1 and solidus was made later when cloning was perfected better

  • @ipodxdude aaaawwwww how cute and funny

  • @ipodxdude whats the difference i thought there was one snake O_O i know of solid snake but big boss??

  • @Magyar126 Naked snake and solid snake are both different people, solid is a clone of naked and naked is big boss the person you kill at the eng of MGS3 is codnamed "the boss" she is not codnamed big boss, naked gets named big boss after the events of MGS3 , was i the only one who payed attention to all this?!?!

  • @ipodxdude I only played 2 hours in MGS 1, and peace walker 10 hours :P

  • @Magyar126 then you have alot to learn

  • @ipodxdude Teach me Solid Snakes I want to learn O_O

  • @Magyar126 enjoy your complimentry clusterfuck of information: Naked snake is sent to the jungles of Tselinoyarsk in the USSR by the CIA during the cold war to sneak a defecting Soviet scientist named Sokolov out of russia, however the intervention by GRU changes everything and you find out that the boss is defecting to the USSR to be apart of her old comerades, this was all apart of an elaborate scheme witch ill mention in a later post.

  • @Magyar126 The boss fought along side some very unique characters during world war 2, each of them have been nicknamed after their feelings during battle, the fear, the sorrow, the end and the fury the boss also has a nickname: the joy, during her time in WW2 she had a romance with the sorrow and concieved a child on the battleground (sorrow and joy), i think the child is none other than ocelot and hideo kojima highly hints at this being fact.

  • @Magyar126 naked snake gets betrayed by the boss during her defecting to the USSR throwing him off a bridge in the process, during this time she gives colonel volgin some nukes, witch he fires off into the distance iradiating the whole area russia detects a US airship (the one naked snake parashuted in from) and russia and america get into a very calm argument until america can prove their innocence russia holds them responcible for the destruction of that part of russia.

  • @ipodxdude intense story :P deeper than i thought.

  • @Magyar126 and thus Operation Snake Eater begins naked snake must, not only prove americas innocence but also destroy the shagohod, save sokolov, kill the fear, the fury, confront the sorrow, and kill the end or wait for him to die, kill the pain exploit colonel volgin and his real intentions and listen to movie summaries each time he saves

  • turd missiles muther fucka

  • Metal Gear Turd? @_@

  • @oreostalker Johny was the monster!

  • @thedarkpanther That was Ocelot XD

  • @thedarkpanther ocelot, who else?

  • anything in that turds past, Turns into shit.

  • A whole clan of Johnnies

  • hey did you get the one where you talk to Sigint after you pick naked in uniform its funny

  • "Cant believe how small it is" THATS WHAT SHE..... oh never mind

  • sounds like the singints dream is "full of shit"...HA!

  • nice to meet you johnny 2.

  • The Konami code!!

  • @Mother3Fan12

    Damn, that would of been sweet if the game noticed that.

  • what? ocelot has a crush on snake??

  • @devlin0497

    I think ocelot wants to be like him.

  • whos the person outside the window in the end?

  • @irvykinneas seriously? its ocelot, i shouldnt even have to say it

  • thats just sick, man

  • 35, 26, 34... Sounds like the winning numbers for the pick 3

  • shit tanks? maybe in MGS5...

  • you very evil man...-.-killing Eva...-.-she's a woman...-.-plus wow!Snake have Philosopher Stone!

  • "My hometown, my old school , my family, my girlfriend, old man John...

    Everything in this turd's path trned into SHIT."

  • up up down down left right left right circle triangle for 2 things tht im not telling

  • Johnny? So this guy that was guarding Snake in this game was the father of the Johnny from Metal Gear Solid 1, 2, and 4? Damn. THAT'S COOL!

  • i got that cutscene when eva takes out the transmitter my reaction was omg that looks and sounds so wrong O.O

  • up down up down left right left right? maybe its a code or something with the dpad... i shall try :P

  • @XxSniperRepivxX it's the infamous konami code

  • WTF 00:30. lmao..

  • If you put Eva to sleep and hold her so it looks like your you no puttin the golf bag in the trunk she goes like " oh snake that's right"

  • OMG the konami code ^^

  • Konami Code! XD

  • you forgot the conversation with signt when your naked

  • "A whole clan of Johnnies".

    You ever notice that Johnny sounds sorta like Goku in this game?