Gob's Program

[AlyxCouch]

import javax.swing.JOptionPane;

public class GobsPrgm { public static void main(String[] args){ System.out.println("GOB'S PROGRAM"); int penis = 0; String input = JOptionPane.showInputDialog("Y­/N?"); if (input.equalsIgnoreCase("Y")); penis++; while(penis>0){ System.out.println("PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS"); } }

}

[ellusivegman]

I am currently learning c++ and this was the third program I wrote.

[Insignia96]

@ECHO OFF

COLOR 2

Echo Gob's Program: Y/N?

SET /P IN=?

GOTO PENUS

:PENUS

(echo|set /p =Penus )

GOTO PENUS

[Insignia96]

I love the fact that, even before the comments, my first instinct was to recreate this.

[sharperguy]

Tried to post the c equivalent but youtube says "Error, try again" which is almost as bad as "Penus Penus Penus"

[bubbleheadft]

SCREEN 13

COLOR 2

PRINT "Gob's Program Y/N?"

PRINT "?"

SLEEP

IF INKEY$ = CHR$(121) THEN DO PRINT "PENUS", "PENUS"  LOOP UNTIL 1 = 100 END IF

IF INKEY$ = CHR$(110) THEN END

END IF

Show some love for QBasic!

[SmartandMellow]

I wrote a program in MATLAB that does this!

[gthreek]

for(;;) printf("penus");

[Mineav]

I wonder what was on Gob's mind...

[KuipoqiuK]

WRITE (6,7)

|7 FORMAT (7+PENUS )

STOP

END

[KuipoqiuK]

python version:

import sys

while True: sys.stdout.write("PENUS ")

[DrDavidHowler]

while(true)

System.out.print("PENUS")

[ellzyss]

Anyone notice how when Nellie Bluth's face comes up, her title is "Conslutant"?

[DragonslayerProd]

10 print "PENUS "

20 goto 10

[KillstealingPrick]

PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUSPENUS PENUS

[KillstealingPrick]

PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUSPENUS PENUS

[hpcompxx]

i have an app for that

[Urindunk]

... idiot

[cowleyWWFC]

Take a look at computer, Michael!

[downhomesunset]

I don't know what I was expecting.......

[SheridansBurger16]

Come On!!!

[bobofloblaws]

10 print "penus";

20 goto 10

[downhomesunset]

I love that Gob can't spell penis but he can make a program run like that!!!

[smnoy23]

@downhomesunset Oops. I accidentally downvoted this. The downvote should count as an upvote.

[downhomesunset]

@smnoy23 mutter under breath "idiot" :)

[raptor15sc]

PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUS PENUSPENUS PENUS

[MarkCameron]

@raptor15sc Yep, that's what the screen said. Congrats.

[hall9111]

@raptor15sc Idiot.