Mythbuster body disposal

[kidrobots]

@Duraan84 umad?

[batlin]

@Duraan84 So he's not allowed to talk about body disposal if he's Italian-American? That's not very nice.

[toxique4]

what epesode is it

[screwknob]

10ft hole + hydrochloric acid + lime (the mineral NOT the fruit) =no more ex girlfriend

[RockstarPatches]

@screwknob Why add HCl? Calcium oxide is a base. If you add HCl to it it would neutralize the caustic effects.

[Hekatonkheirus]

It is like I would do but I first cut the head then man is alive so the blood would pour out and left clean body to work

[touchsmart0]

lol

[elon92]

XD LOL ... Quite obvious though, the first thing that would come to my mind if I had to get rid of a body should be to cut it into pieces and just throw it in a lake (tie the pieces to rocks or weights so that they wont float up). Then you dont need to get your hands on acid or wait 3 days with detergent for the flesh to dissolve, and there will be a very very strong stank from the damn thing too...

[touchsmart0]

but if they find the body before the prints wash away the y know who it is and can find out were he/she was at the time of his/her death O.o

[elon92]

Yeah, but the chance that they find it at all is pretty slim, since it will be on the bottom of the ocean if you used good bags that wont break easily, and if you are concerned about that just use a grinder and you've solved the problem.

[touchsmart0]

u said lake not ocean if its was ocean a shark would eat it adn theres a chance somone would hunt the shark... but u would get away wiht it then cuz of shark stomac acid

[elon92]

Oh, I meant an ocean xD And sharks dont eat people, they dont like human flesh, they just take one bite, spit it out and swim away... that bite is pretty big though XD So it would help destroying the evidence ^^

[touchsmart0]

they like blood and seals though so if its like cut up into chunks and all bloody adn stuff i think all the sharks could git fid of it :D

[elon92]

Yeah, maybe but they don't like human flesh for some reason, neither do they like penguins :P ... and their "favorite" color is yellow XD So I guess if you dumped that jelly body sharks would pay interest in the body parts :P ... Or if you killed a Chinese XD

[touchsmart0]

why dont we just skin him/her then??and then throw the chunks in the ocean? and liek burn the flesh or somthing

[elon92]

I got the best idea! We put cut up the body parts small enough to fit in a blender, then blend it and it will just be a sauce left with some harder pieces in it (the bones) and then we just pour it out in the ocean and it will dissolve in the water... then there is just that question if bone floats... Huh, every bone in the human body has different density, but the average density is around 1500 kg/m3, so most of the tiny bone pieces would sink... if not all ^^

[touchsmart0]

or we could just use a meat processer??? how about that instead of a blender

[elon92]

Yeah, but a blender is much more fun to use :D XD But a meat processor would probably do the work better... and if we crush the bones to dust it will also kind of dissolve in water... you wont notice it anyway..

[touchsmart0]

ok so bones in meat processor adn everything else in blender :D

[elon92]

Yeah :D XD Then there´s no way the police would catch us :D XD

[touchsmart0]

alright so thats the plan... now we need a body...

[elon92]

Hmm... We cant use mine, cause then it will be hard for me to help.... So we need to find someone who is suicidal, then we can force them to leave a note, and no one would even suspect murder!! :D And we cant have any relations to the person... So we would have to spend like 4 months just searching for a victim... :D That sounds fun :D

[touchsmart0]

OOO i know we can play a game with it like i pick red shirt nike shoes blue jeans and brown hair and the next person you see is the one we kill XD

[elon92]

XD Sounds like fun :P ... But I cant afford to get caught :( ... Maybe when Im like 70 I will go crazy and do that :P

[Zangizo]

"Will it blend? Human body"

[elon92]

Hmm.. define blend XD it will become kind of a sauce.. except for the bones... Put a fish or some other small animal in a blender and you will get a idea of how it would look like. And we have the meat processor for the bones :P

[spittfiree13]

omg this shouldn't be on utube :0+

[YubiShines]

Oh, Tori. XD

[ujeff]

This shouldnt be on youtube.

[coolseka]

lol stupid lol

[JESTER588]

LOL ha