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  • "I'll kill you if I ever get out of her."

    "Then all be sure to never let you out."

    lol

  • Awww... The sith really sounded generally hurt :( Poor guy.

  • @Kaboomaman I want him as mah crazy black grandpa!

  • I wish had Jolee in my party at the time. This was funny. I guess that's the price I pay for going to Kashyyk last

  • @Superdeath25: D'oh! Sounds like you played this game once which is a shame. I felt this game had great replay value as you had so many ways to play it and there were so many things you could unlock and learn that made each playing experience unique.

  • @JediShemL Maybe I will again this weekend. I will go to the planets in a different order. I had beaten this game a month ago and have been struggling with the sequel. Knights of the old Republic is definitly an excellent game

  • Haha! Love this so much! I always used juhana and her stealth mode.

  • @kfa888: That was my favorite way to do this part of the game as well.

  • the 1 dislike is the sith trooper that's still locked up.

  • Jolee is the best character in the whole game, and this is just one of the many reasons why. xD

  • its ok if jolee uses force persuasion but when i use it i get scolded by Bitchtila

  • jolee almost said: god i need to speek with you.

  • The Sith trooper seems to have watched and rated this video

  • @HarryBillyBobGeorge: Pretty much. He's easy to kill and I would always do it just to get the experience points.

  • What happens if you open the cell? Is the sith invincible or something? I wouldn't put it past KOTOR 1 to do that...

  • @HarryBillyBobGeorge: Sounds like you've never tried it.

  • @HarryBillyBobGeorge You just kill him, and that's that.

  • Jolee Bindo. Eccentric and awesome at the same time. :)

  • I want Jolee as my dad...

  • @Kaboomaman: You don't like your dad or something?

  • @JediShemL Hmmm...there's missing something in there. Rephrase:

    "I want my Dad to have Jolee's humour."

  • @JediShemL Alot of people don't. You get shit people in the world you know.

  • @JediShemL Alot of people don't. You get nasty people in the world you know.

  • Should have added the conversation between the Sith Officers. One of them have obviously been Mind Controlled by Bindo.

  • I dealt with the rest of the guards only using Force Wave :D

  • But... the sith has a key card, and theres a console on the INSIDE! New levels of stupidity have been reached!

  • THIS IS KOTOR!!! *Kicks the one who disliked the video!*

  • My eyes! THEY BURN!

  • LOL

  • A draft in space?

  • Ha, bet that sith guy pissed )

  • "These are not the droids you're looking for"

  • @Saysill Exactly what I was thinking.

  • Jolee the owner

  • 1 Dislike? That person should be locked up in the cell!

  • @ShazbotDX while getting shock therapy till they see the error of their ways.

  • @ShazbotDX Probably the sith who GOT locked up :D

  • @ShazbotDX It`s the guard :)

  • Ha Ha Ha sith 

  • I always killed the guard when I had Jolee to save Revan Bastila and Carth's hide

  • LOL then ill be sure to never let you out goodbye sunny ha owned.

  • You know, you would think that after 4000 years, the evil Empires would start recruiting smarter troops. The stormtroopers fall for this stuff too!

  • Jolee talks so dirty, almost as if he's into bondage. *.*

  • Jolee: You were wrong to let me out, you should be punished for this

    Sith: Y-yes...I should be punished for doing this

    Jolee: Yes yes you must be punished cause you were bad

    sith: Yes I was bad....so very bad, I'm a dirty sith that must be punished

    Jolee: yes you want me to punish you, don't you cause your a filthy slut aren't you?

    Sith: yes I'm a disgracful dirty whore and must be punished, I'm dirty, so very dirty, hurt me master punish your little slut!!!

  • haha this dude is funny as crap...

  • jolee was my favourite companion.

  • Hahah, Jolee's escape was thee best LOL

  • Jolee wears sock garters! ROFL

  • haha, he´s like kreya, not so powerful but still manipulating..

  • lol they just dont make sith soldiers like they used to=/

  • sonny really?

  • its too bad he dies from his own friend if u pick dark skide

  • SOMEBODY PULLED A BINDO.

  • I think this video is funny

  • i am SOOOOOOOOOOOO sending jolee to do it next time

  • "Damn you, old man! I'll kill you if I ever get out of here!"

    "Then I'll be sure to never let you out. Goodbye, Sonny!"

    So much Epicness.

  • Haha! Classic Bindo!

  • as dumb as stormtroopers!

  • lmfao

  • @4markie

    This one was UNBELIAVABLY HARD i was wondering who to choose for this escape and in the end i chosed mission since she was a high level smugler but jlee i never chosed him an old man rescuing his party members that was chance 1 to 1000.

  • Is the voice actor of the sith trooper Simon Templeman perchance?

  • @Katalmach It is.

  • I always pick Canderous

    Though this is funny as hell LMAO

    I love Jolee!

  • and so kids, dont talk to old strangers. :)

  • nice!

  • lol this is funny as hell

  • Best escape of them all XD, although I do like Canderous's more down and dirty approach.

  • lol, sonny

  • ROFL, lesson learned kids: never listen to old people

  • rofl! i love jedi mind tricks!

  • i picked this one

  • Jo's last line made me lol.

  • Jolee is fat! :)

  • Jedi Mind trick FTW.

  • I love Jolee Bindo...

  • Who doesn't? :P

  • This was the one i used first time(and only).

  • lolz. Jolee is a sneaky old man!

  • :D :D :D

  • People here say that Jolee is ancestor of Mace Windu. But that's impossible. Mace is a human race Korun, while Jolee is a human...

  • cross species? I.e. Jolee's son married a Korun, who married a Korun etc. They sure have a lot in common

  • Jolee's son? Where did you get that idea from?

  • No real logic bar that he had a wife. Just a justification for my weird theory :D

  • gaurd:i'll kill u if i get out of here

    jolee: then i'll be sure 2 never let u out goodbye sonny!

    xD

  • He's like Mace Windu in the old man form. Well, maybe he's his lost grandpa?

  • Well, considering that they're about 4,000 years apart in age, what do you think?

  • Ah. Smart.

  • No if anything he would be windus great great great great grandfather haha this is set 1000 years before episode l

  • @charlieiscool1000

    This is 4000 years before the Star Wars movies

  • @ToMzLad

    More like his lost Great-great-great-great-great-­great-great-great-great-great-­great-great-great-great-great-­great-great-great-great-great-­great-great-great-great-great-­great-great-great-great-great-­great-great-great-great-great-­Grandpa!

  • I loved the jedi mind trick.

  • now, im going to give a nerdy summary of jolee's power. the sith were trained to be immune to jedi mind tricks, think about that for a while.

  • haha,

    Jolee, Mission, and Carth are the best! :D

    The characters in kotor II weren't as funny. :)

  • I guess you really didn't pay attention to Atton or Mira.

  • Uh...Atton is painfully unfunny. The writers and voice actors tried way too hard on him. Mira was boring. Nothing on the disciple, though...

    I will give KOTOR II this: HK-47 had even better lines than in the first game.

  • Haha. Well, the "how to kill jedi" talk was good, along with the "Pacifist package".

  • @JediShemL got to agree with you :p

  • @JediShemL or even HK for that manner

  • @JediShemL No the best character for laughs is none other than HK 47 :|

  • @kaitlyn829 atton was

  • @kaitlyn829 Carth is sexy

  • @kaitlyn829 did you really put carth on that list. carth is the biggest loser. only jar jar binks is worse than him

  • jolee and qui-gon=best jedi

  • lol at the end! love Bindo! I think one of the best ones was Bindo for sure.

  • He's good...real good hahaha.

  • hahaha i just beat kotor and kotor II...i used MIssion for this part....

  • where can i get cheat console???

  • fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Jolee Bindo

    well Mission Vao ain't that bad either

  • jolee is cool and all but i am and always have and will be partial to canderous to break me out. hes the most reliable

  • The best one is Juhani because she keeps her gear and you can use the Force and a lightsaber. :D

  • I like that sith uniform :)

  • Lol :P Next time I'm playing Jolee!

  • I made a save just before choosing who is going to be the saviour. I tried with them all, but none of them were as ROFL worthy as Jolee, he's the best old man in the history of gaming.

  • X-D

  • haha sonny good bye sunny come here sunny so funny

  • lmao so fricking funny

    "Damn you old man, if i ever get out, i'll kill you!"

    "then i'll be sure to never let you out. Goodbye sonny"

    XD

  • XDDDDDDDD

  • Hooray for Force Persuade!

  • Hahahaha, that was classic!

  • ROFL

  • lol

  • LAWL. XD

  • lol "I'll kill u if i ever get out of here!

    "Then I'll be sure to nevr let u out. Goodbye, sonny."

  • good bye sonny lol

  • Jolee rocks ^^

  • It sucks that u cant choose Zaalbar for the job that would be awesome!

  • jolee owned him

  • "Then I'll be sure never to let you out."

    ^_^ my favorite Leviathan escape :D

  • the sock suspenders are the best part lol

  • HAHAHAH!! I love that. Especially the way he wobbles out of the cell.

  • is there one for HK-47?

  • Yes, there is a rescue mission for HK-47, but there is no dialogue. It's just our favorite assassin droid breaking out the rest of the party members. So there no entertaining dialogue to make a video out of because of that.

  • then I'll be sure to never let you out, good bye sonny!

  • i bet malak would have killed the guard after the battle

  • Jolee is hillarious. He's one of my favorite characters. I love how he's sometimes almost-senile.

  • Well then ill never let you out

    Haa love it (:

  • HaHAAAAA!!! Played the game a few times but never acctually used Jolee for this part. Cant beat using the old mind trick

  • HAHA PWNED.

  • goodbye sonny xD ROFLMAO

  • haha, I never thought it's so fun with Jolee rescuing the team.

  • 10 Bucks says the Sith was pissed.

  • Well, considering the Sith Soldier threaten to kill Jolee when he realized he was mind tricked, it would be a safe bet that he was pissed! ;)

  • That's right. Now give me my ten bucks!

  • Well, I have 20 bucks that says you stated the obvious. Now where is the 10 "you" owe me?

  • I bet 30 bucks that I don't know where you live!

  • so basically the Jolee was all

    "jedi mind tricky dicky"

    guard: "follow what he says" *eneters cell*

    guard: "WTF!!!!"

    Jolee: "PWNT NUB!"

    and that is why i love this game

  • lol dumb sith!

  • After that that will be funny if Jolee (or whoever is playing) lets the sith out lol (can u even do that?)

  • Yeah, you can

  • jolee rocks

  • lol "unhh what the ... ill kill you if i ever get out of here old man" "then ill be sure to never let you out goodbye sonny" rotflol

    for those who dont know what i said

    roling on the floor laughing out loud

  • "Goodbye Sonny!"

  • Then i'll be sure to never let u out! LOL Jolee is funny for a old hag

  • I love this scene when I do this. Never underestamate the mind trick.

  • Aha ha ha! I never get tired of this scene! Thanks a lot for putting it up! :)

  • you dont need mods for that do you? on my xbox version you didnt

  • hey shem, ive been a long time fan of your videos and i was wondering if you could take time out of your schedule to add the hk47 escapes scenario. because i love hk47 hes so funny :D

  • Lawl

    Then I'll be sure never to let you out.

    Jolee, Mission, and HK always make me laugh.

  • LOL how Jolee walked out of the holding cell

  • Wow that guard is going to be executed for being a 'tard.

  • lmao

  • OMG! Jolee in his undies! His sock hole always cracks me up, but this is PRICELESS! Jolee using Jedi mind tricks, and, "Then I'll be sure to never let you out." xD LOL!

  • That is so hilarious. My favorite is just seeing Jolee Bindo in his boxer briefs and wearing sock suspenders.

  • lol.... Sith Guard got Pawned.

  • Those sith troopers are as dumb as they look.

  • This is why Jolee is my favourite character in Kotor, PWN LOL :3

  • then ill never let you out lol

  • This is why Jolee is one of KOTOR's greatest characters.

  • owned.

  • now if only i could do that mwahahahahahah (evil laugh)

  • Another great video. A Mission and a Jolee video in one night = AWESOME!

  • Wait,I always thought sith were "trained" against mind tricks,and were pretty much immune?

  • Jolee is Jolee lol.

  • I always did Jolee,Cool.5/5 :)