For all you idiots, that net would be electrified in real life, releasing a taser-esque charge, neutralizing the intruder, and reacting to any further movement with repeated charges.
Think your missing the point. you sneaking down the hall, No ones in it and all of a sudden what you thought was some peice of janitorial junk pop's a net at you and sounds the alarm... doesnt matter if you beat the net, games up Book it or get caught.
wonder why it has to make that funny sound right before it shoots the net.....and you got to be an idiot to get caught by this thing because you have to stand right in fron of it
This would be so much more impressive if Toshi there knew how to act! He looked less "trapped in a net" and more "annoyed that his nephew got him with a super soaker"!
they just need to make one that shoot a beanbag shotgun round alarms a local police department and it'd be perfect, also painting it completely black so the intruder won't see it in the dark.
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that prediction is way off considering nobody understands how consciousness work; it's like saying there's 200 billion neurons in the brain so when we have a CPU with 200 billion transistors on a single die, we'd have artificial intelligence; more likely we'll just have a system capable of playing Crysis on max settings with 16AA at like 5000x3000 resolution.
Oh NO! A Net! So immobilizing! If only i had a knife! oh wait, i do. But if only it was easy to get off! oh wait, it is.... But only if it wasn't tethered to the ground! oh wait, it isn't...
@shodan1028 Nets are for slowing people and animals down. As you can see, it took effort for the man to get out of the net and he was standing in a well lit room. If he had been running and in panic mode (as a real target), this net would be very effective.
haha i can imagine this robot in a mall. someone steals something and runs and the robots like "get the fuck back here" and launches a net. pretty retarded though
1st):We are not in position to talk trash to a country,that almost all the tech and cool electronics that we have comes from.
2nd):If this is for security reasons and not military,I think it will serve the purpose quite well(but only as an extencion to back up a real security officer).
3rd):I'm pretty sure,that net will come with some sort of a neutralizer device attach to it,like some sort of a tazer.
Okay so then you run up to it, smash it then get out of the nets...or just keep running because it didnt get his legs.
Why do people call americans lazy when japan has fuck dolls and robots doing work? Is it too hard to tell a chick she smells good and you have a 9 inch penis??
after it went "eee" i would charge it and kick it. dogs and people are way more effective. but then again stupid blue robots dont have wages. honestly. i would TOTALLY PWN that robots face.
Yeah! What kind of burglar doesn't carry a knife? Maybe the robot has to stand next to a paid, human guard and is just meant to buy him a second or two to get the drop on the robber/assassin/delivery man?
Looking at it I get the feeling that I could run round behind it and turn it over, wheras a police dog would have me on the ground with it's teeth in my tender organ meats as soon as it was deployed.
EMP grenades? never heard of, only heard that nukes releases a big electromagnetic charge when it explodes. which will wipe out electronics, if thats what you meant?
I have yet to meet the military that carries them around as standard....armour piercing bullets exist too. as do quite a number of other things that would be quite effective against a robot. but this seems to be a security robot, not military. why would a burglar or similar be carrying an EMP grenade? or in fact expect to come across a vacuum cleaner carrying a net? :P
As long as it doesn't gain sentience, call me a meatbag, and probe my rectum this seems like a good idea. Probably works better than a dog that will sometimes just lick the attacker and show him where all the valuables are. I hate that dog!
Would be cool if the second time it fired dog shit at the guy. pppfffffllllaaaat!!! All you need to do is find the criminal running around the streets covered in turds.
useless, you can run, you can dodge, u can kick the damn machine, and even if this shoot the web on you, you just grab the net and get rid of it in few seconds... net is for animals, humans have brains to lift the web and walk under...
tazergun in it and it would be effective. Now it looks more like one of those things that shoots baseballs. I'd rather see how it would react to movement, see if it can chase down intruders. I doubt many would walk up to the thing like that and go 'hello there little guy'. Then again, it is of Japanese design, so in two year it'll prolly look more like that thing from robocop 2 :P
This is an awesome video! There needs to be more videos like this!!! Theres a lot of videos out there that are a whole bunch of nonsense now a days. Can you upload some more?
Useless waste of time and money - How many bad guys are going to just stand, no pose, while the robot fires its web. The web itself is a joke ... Perhaps if it were electrified and worked like a tazer.
That thing couldn't stop Hellen Keller! Who can't run with a little net around them. It better run after it fires that, cause anybody is gonna literally kick the CHit out of it. By the way which mall will they use it in a midget mall.
i wish it at least shot some rubber bullets to cause some pain at least. and who's to say that when it takes a picture that the robber doesn't pick it up and run off with it?
Needs a top speed of over 6mph... more like 10... or 12. Also ditch that lame net... go for a max voltage stun gun.. followed by a tranquilizer syringe.
It has too many T's. It's to much like Terminator.
acaste4246yahoocom 2 weeks ago
Hey I can really use that robot for the casting net, to catch bait, I'll take one for the boat..
unlimitedj06 3 weeks ago
A net? This is a funny joke. Very funny. :)
OntDinRS 1 month ago
Why? Why ? why T- robot?! come on!!!
zousanai 1 month ago
now add a shotgun...............
10713412 2 months ago 4
For all you idiots, that net would be electrified in real life, releasing a taser-esque charge, neutralizing the intruder, and reacting to any further movement with repeated charges.
DUHHHHHHHHHHHH
wndsurfer14 3 months ago
@wndsurfer14 but what if you just run? that man waited until the robot launched the net, and I don't think thieves will do the same
smaug131 3 months ago
oooooooooooo spyder man belo
brunocadilak26 3 months ago
well it's a good start. People better watch the next few years, some really talented people are using these as springboards for the next tech.
LordKaisen 3 months ago
team rocket wants their robot back
Mghdlask 3 months ago
Replace it with Terminator and it be better
6SpAr6TAN69 4 months ago 3
It'd be better if it shot tazers...
Itsover90 4 months ago
wow thats sooooooo ghetto!!!!! if i spelled that right........
hrenthor 4 months ago
Replace net with shotgun, its super effective
quiksilvermanblue 4 months ago
@quiksilvermanblue super effective indeed.
extrememonaXXX 4 months ago
oh theres the security robot, lets walk up to it!
nucarius 5 months ago
48 people got caught by the net.
Dimitri0809 5 months ago
spidermanbot
CaptainScarlet2006 5 months ago
Spiderjizz, GO!
Cool20xis 5 months ago
give it a taser and it will work much better.
MachineFight 6 months ago
@MachineFight Tasered net!
XxAtomic646xX 5 months ago
@MachineFight tasered net!
XxAtomic646xX 5 months ago
Think your missing the point. you sneaking down the hall, No ones in it and all of a sudden what you thought was some peice of janitorial junk pop's a net at you and sounds the alarm... doesnt matter if you beat the net, games up Book it or get caught.
bushstalker 7 months ago
holy shit its terminator!!!
killindean13 8 months ago
A net, a flying airborne net... Skynet... Oh noez
ibm5150 9 months ago 2
But how will it differentiate between a robber and another person?
DjScudMissile 10 months ago
Oh no, a tiny net! That's like a death sentence.
pkemrin 11 months ago
lol they should just spray that blue pain that makes people look like a smurf that wont be removed for like a few weeks =3
lotussheath 1 year ago
It throws nets and takes pictures?
aRomanSoldier 1 year ago
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we need that on the border. vote this up!
MrAtombomb101 1 year ago
wonder why it has to make that funny sound right before it shoots the net.....and you got to be an idiot to get caught by this thing because you have to stand right in fron of it
MrShawniePooh 1 year ago
grascutter
Pujc 1 year ago
This would be so much more impressive if Toshi there knew how to act! He looked less "trapped in a net" and more "annoyed that his nephew got him with a super soaker"!
therealmadwombat 1 year ago
I think Japanese people watch too many cartoons.
skipplet 1 year ago
Lame. Make it an electrified tazer net, then you got something.
flyinDPOD 1 year ago
@flyinDPOD i like cartoons
nick5006taylor 1 year ago
they just need to make one that shoot a beanbag shotgun round alarms a local police department and it'd be perfect, also painting it completely black so the intruder won't see it in the dark.
tekqitonstudios 2 years ago
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luisbeck007 2 years ago
that prediction is way off considering nobody understands how consciousness work; it's like saying there's 200 billion neurons in the brain so when we have a CPU with 200 billion transistors on a single die, we'd have artificial intelligence; more likely we'll just have a system capable of playing Crysis on max settings with 16AA at like 5000x3000 resolution.
mao12345 2 years ago 2
if ACME made robots
monoham1 2 years ago 2
k whoa a net?
Jesse1Zionist 2 years ago
Oh NO! A Net! So immobilizing! If only i had a knife! oh wait, i do. But if only it was easy to get off! oh wait, it is.... But only if it wasn't tethered to the ground! oh wait, it isn't...
shodan1028 2 years ago 35
lol great comment
doubleclickr 2 years ago
make it out of barbed wire.
dogdrain12 2 years ago
@shodan1028 Nets are for slowing people and animals down. As you can see, it took effort for the man to get out of the net and he was standing in a well lit room. If he had been running and in panic mode (as a real target), this net would be very effective.
thecamlayton 1 year ago
@shodan1028 There is such thing as electrified nets... add one of THOSE in.. and THEN we might have a problem. :D
xYuki99x 2 months ago
pfft a net if i had a security bot protecting me id want some fucking machine guns on it!
Lawfullmaster 2 years ago
the robot should net you to sall call the police and if you still try to get away it should taze you to keep you down.
Tatert212 2 years ago
im sorry to say it but anything less than ed209 from robocop, the world isnt going to take seriously lol
praetorian2150 2 years ago
suk indeed.
palsteak1 2 years ago
lol It's not a robot! It just shoots a net! Come on!
BlueTunisia 2 years ago
ok a net i can get out of those and run wow wats it gona do flash me to death i might as well go back and kick the crap out of it
psionicICE 2 years ago 3
honestly? A net? Have they been watching too many Bugs Bunny cartoons??
dedokta 2 years ago
t-34?? i sense terminator wait a net??? wtf all i gotta do is pull outta a knife and i could kick its ass lol
supdersquad10 2 years ago
lookes like a toy from a nightmare
SKATEBOARDINGGHP 2 years ago 2
It looks like a really hard net to get away from....
....NO
Attanar 2 years ago 3
haha i can imagine this robot in a mall. someone steals something and runs and the robots like "get the fuck back here" and launches a net. pretty retarded though
TheFourthString13 2 years ago 24
@TheFourthString13
Guy runs away
Robot - "get the fuck back here!"
Launces net
Guy - "this won't stop me"
Robot opens up to reveal chaingun barrels
Guy - "HOLY SHIIII...."
fenrek 3 days ago
big deal....it threw a net on it
usmc1231JR33 2 years ago
i haven't ever seen so bad robot.. it sucks. and that guy is so fucking retard
isokessu 2 years ago
dear santa....
bearsboi22 2 years ago 3
Seriously....a net ?!
Give that thing a taser FFS
neveSykcuL 2 years ago 5
LMFAOO
bradm1993 2 years ago
Can we stop the Japanese from making more robots? This stuff is getting weird.
gekko376 2 years ago 4
why would "we", im planning to read computerized industry technology (spelling) and later maybe move to japan for the sake of robots
gotyx1 2 years ago
You're making our robot overlords angry, you better watch the words you say before it's too late.
Azilythe 2 years ago 4
Yes, Master..............
kdc43 2 years ago
I got a flame thrower says your robots a punk...
nudracr 2 years ago 4
1st):We are not in position to talk trash to a country,that almost all the tech and cool electronics that we have comes from.
2nd):If this is for security reasons and not military,I think it will serve the purpose quite well(but only as an extencion to back up a real security officer).
3rd):I'm pretty sure,that net will come with some sort of a neutralizer device attach to it,like some sort of a tazer.
1alopezpr 2 years ago
Okay so then you run up to it, smash it then get out of the nets...or just keep running because it didnt get his legs.
Why do people call americans lazy when japan has fuck dolls and robots doing work? Is it too hard to tell a chick she smells good and you have a 9 inch penis??
virtualmatrix258 3 years ago
wat the hell u tokin bout?
faiz434 2 years ago
Your spelling...
virtualmatrix258 2 years ago
dude, be more respectful...
(and kudos to 1alzopezpr..)
fox4488 2 years ago
No John, I wont.
virtualmatrix258 2 years ago
lol, alright why not man? what is the benefit? eh? and wait a moment, what???? wait, a sec, you are?
fox4488 2 years ago
i would trash that robot if it fired something at me just pick it up and slam it...
jwiska 3 years ago
I don't see how this robot can distinguish bad guys from good guys.....
chuang53320 3 years ago
The way that guy is acting, you could put him down with a can of Aquanet!
Actually I would make the robot fight for its life in the robot arena wars lol.
Perktube1 3 years ago
I would steal it and throw it in the bay...
themrjones 3 years ago
lol, why would you throw it in the bay?? its a robot not a dude, i would dismember it and sell it for parts =}
shadowace421 3 years ago
It pwns asians..
RogueRover 3 years ago
after it went "eee" i would charge it and kick it. dogs and people are way more effective. but then again stupid blue robots dont have wages. honestly. i would TOTALLY PWN that robots face.
BaneOfFreeSpeech 3 years ago 2
Wouldent it be better to kick it before it said ee?
YTargain 3 years ago
lol, stick a realy strong magnet on it, i wonder if would screw him up
shadowace421 3 years ago
is it realy that hard to get out of a net? ive got to try that some time
shadowace421 3 years ago
Yeah! What kind of burglar doesn't carry a knife? Maybe the robot has to stand next to a paid, human guard and is just meant to buy him a second or two to get the drop on the robber/assassin/delivery man?
SneakyWhoami 3 years ago
hehe yah
jwiska 3 years ago
just shoot the motherfucker
tall1992 3 years ago
LOL i move so fast it fire one shot and be done with them i can go about my business EPIC Fail
George21T 3 years ago
Looking at it I get the feeling that I could run round behind it and turn it over, wheras a police dog would have me on the ground with it's teeth in my tender organ meats as soon as it was deployed.
survivalofone 3 years ago
instead of a net it should have a tazer gun lol
viking8877 3 years ago
just give me a GEP Gun or some EMP grenades and I can handle this thing
masterofinternets 3 years ago
Does anyone know if EMP grenades are becoming more common? A source would be sweet.
outcastorange 3 years ago
EMP grenades? never heard of, only heard that nukes releases a big electromagnetic charge when it explodes. which will wipe out electronics, if thats what you meant?
gotyx1 3 years ago
Deus Ex! Aww hell yeah! Best PC game ever.
runtothetrenches 3 years ago
I think I would be easier to move around it and just grab it.
helimaster07 3 years ago
lol....cuase EMP grenades exist....
SurveyOk 3 years ago
I have yet to meet the military that carries them around as standard....armour piercing bullets exist too. as do quite a number of other things that would be quite effective against a robot. but this seems to be a security robot, not military. why would a burglar or similar be carrying an EMP grenade? or in fact expect to come across a vacuum cleaner carrying a net? :P
Rohan2300 3 years ago
As long as it doesn't gain sentience, call me a meatbag, and probe my rectum this seems like a good idea. Probably works better than a dog that will sometimes just lick the attacker and show him where all the valuables are. I hate that dog!
BinkieMcFartnuggets 3 years ago
Tmsuk T-34 Security Robot: Drop your weapon
YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO COMPLY
psycho642 3 years ago 2
@tiuric77---->
Haha! wat a suggestion dude! that would be useful lol! just imagine!
2tfrooty 3 years ago
Would be cool if the second time it fired dog shit at the guy. pppfffffllllaaaat!!! All you need to do is find the criminal running around the streets covered in turds.
tiuric77 3 years ago
lol, now if only they would replace that web for a shotgun...
yaelthecruel 3 years ago
Oh...so that's how they got the idea for the terminator movie...
Everything is clear now
psycho642 3 years ago
Attach a Tazer, and then it MIGHT be usefull.
irelevent127 3 years ago
useless, you can run, you can dodge, u can kick the damn machine, and even if this shoot the web on you, you just grab the net and get rid of it in few seconds... net is for animals, humans have brains to lift the web and walk under...
andreyt8 3 years ago 4
tazergun in it and it would be effective. Now it looks more like one of those things that shoots baseballs. I'd rather see how it would react to movement, see if it can chase down intruders. I doubt many would walk up to the thing like that and go 'hello there little guy'. Then again, it is of Japanese design, so in two year it'll prolly look more like that thing from robocop 2 :P
09Heatcliff 3 years ago
This is an awesome video! There needs to be more videos like this!!! Theres a lot of videos out there that are a whole bunch of nonsense now a days. Can you upload some more?
chick5581 3 years ago
maybe if it was a net chain and electricity was coming out to shock the intruder ...this device would actually work!
crazyguyjk555 3 years ago
One step closer to the robot apocalypse...
spamman888 3 years ago 2
like fishing..
azotos 3 years ago
Bet it's expensive. If I was a robber, I'd take it!
EerfAmerac 3 years ago 2
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dantheman945 3 years ago
you can still run away...
TimeLord6646 3 years ago
If i saw that thing i would throw it in the garbage, why doesnt it have a fucking m249 on it or something.
WithinReach2 3 years ago 3
oooh a police bot?
*Kick*
Wulfsaga 3 years ago
Bet it's expensive. If I was a robber, I'd take it!
EerfAmerac 3 years ago 6
XD ahahaha , u're a genius :D
AnarchyAlleyCat 3 years ago
E209's FATHER!
Damon6666 3 years ago
They should make a new spiderman movie with this guy,
leojonjb002 3 years ago
Ever seen Chopping Mall?
bonejack 3 years ago
1..2..3.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! *POP*
freakymeII 3 years ago
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rob9312 3 years ago
the Tmsuk T-34 party robot is way better
videocharles 3 years ago
id stomp on that stupid little thing.
wendallstro 3 years ago
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the sickest idea i've ever seen, check it out guys! watch?v=j4T55kOVzgs
dantheman945 3 years ago
the robot would be so easy to dodge... move over a couple feet or run. and who the hell is going to stand directly infront of it for three seconds
Elitefrr 3 years ago 2
They put the"suk" in Timsuk..
dtm6678 3 years ago 2
Bet it's expensive. If I was a robber, I'd take it!
EerfAmerac 3 years ago 3
Thats funny!
dwright15 3 years ago
I am from Planrt Bigitro.
Fitnessguru1212 3 years ago
Never know when I might come up against heavy armor. Give me the GEP gun.
machriderx 3 years ago
The GEP gun might be useful. They have a security bot on patrol near the Statue
entrance.
pwnagepolice 3 years ago
Guys, I am sincerely moved... this comment made my day.
ECiriachi 3 years ago
Wow from Deus Ex
Perktube1 3 years ago
the sickest idea i've ever seen, check it out guys! watch?v=j4T55kOVzgs
dantheman945 3 years ago
This thing could really improve my dating life!
temp445 3 years ago 3
^__^;
scjforever 3 years ago
hehe... joke? ;)
Ralfanans 3 years ago
How will it pick out bad guys in a crowd? Maybe you should also show us how well it can pursue a thug?
It might work if you put 60 of them on a line to catch guys coming toward a mall exit.
Ragnar06 3 years ago
Please fit robot with flametrower
LostSpider 3 years ago 6
haha :)
Ralfanans 3 years ago
YEs!!! Walk toward the robot PLEASE!! LOL
osocuteagent99 3 years ago
is it me or did i hear the robot go "WEEEEEEE" b4 it fired ?
bigluke93 3 years ago 3
I wonder how much a company spent on this? Useless.
boxings1st 3 years ago
That's friggin great, a robot that stops stationary Asians
upnorththerat 3 years ago 10
Useless waste of time and money - How many bad guys are going to just stand, no pose, while the robot fires its web. The web itself is a joke ... Perhaps if it were electrified and worked like a tazer.
cannonfl 3 years ago
useless
b1ackic3 3 years ago 2
Are they really serious with making this thing, Because it's an obvious fail with the web.
Might've been better with a tazer
crakrjack 3 years ago
It could stop an Asian.but not much else.
nitrostang21 3 years ago
That thing couldn't stop Hellen Keller! Who can't run with a little net around them. It better run after it fires that, cause anybody is gonna literally kick the CHit out of it. By the way which mall will they use it in a midget mall.
distingquished 3 years ago
LMAO couldn't have put it better myself. What a piece of shit, thought Japan was the future but that robot is fucking disgusting...
toepunt10 3 years ago
whos says it has to be a net? could be a taser or something else...
Lazymewe 3 years ago
it looks gay , paint teeth on it or something
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dantheman945 3 years ago
Yeah the guy can just shoot the stupid machine.
Atheist1717 3 years ago
it looks a litle like a tachikoma lol
TheForce 3 years ago
i love how it looks like a fisher price toy lol
grapple69 3 years ago
One shot wonder!
clonemewhenidie 3 years ago
is that thing for fishing?
dragobian 3 years ago
which one is the robot
NotOurCause 3 years ago 2
If you can afford a stupid robot then get some better locks doh
DavidMcMahon1 3 years ago
getting out of those net is easy the asian dude was clearly faking it
Fr0sht3d 3 years ago
i wish it at least shot some rubber bullets to cause some pain at least. and who's to say that when it takes a picture that the robber doesn't pick it up and run off with it?
XleeroyjenkinsX 3 years ago
the problem with this is that the intruder can still use his gun with impunity. this thing needs a built in tazer.
tewkewl 3 years ago 2
No the problem with this is that a computer is deciding who to target, not a human being.
Y0uEnj0yMyself 3 years ago 2
Needs a top speed of over 6mph... more like 10... or 12. Also ditch that lame net... go for a max voltage stun gun.. followed by a tranquilizer syringe.
bcttractor 3 years ago
This is one of the dumbest things I have seen in quite some time.
scbirkholz 3 years ago
I wonder if it is bullet proof? Cuz it better be...
romma1 3 years ago
sux. it isn't future- fish net was applied in antiquity. moreover rubber still can run away... with 42' LCD or something else
pshtrop 3 years ago
say that agin in english?
Perktube1 3 years ago
come on, this sucks
borwoj 3 years ago 2
Nothing exiting to see here, move along...
I don't see how this is useful or innovative.
It is just an RC car with camera and a fish net launcher.
I think one can out run this pretty easily and I doubt a simple net is going to stop a determined person.
etigrel 3 years ago
I wish it just shot spaghetti. And maybe one well placed meatball.
caseyDsutherland 3 years ago 7
Lol I agree with the first commentor..It needs to launch one well placed meatball!
Perktube1 3 years ago