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  • He was clearly building Matthew Bellamy, who is just too great to be human.

  • suspense....tension....mystery­....that's what "he's" building....not a playhouse for the children

  • The moment when you realise that the narrator is actually the creepiest one of all...

  • @Rory1471 I imagine it as the Joker spying on Wayne Manor.

  • Creeeeeepy shit! I love it...

  • okay ive had enough now WHAT THE FUCK IS HE BUILDING?!?!?!

  • Om 0:20 you can see a face on the house.

  • He's building a snuff film

  • Somehow i believe the man he's talkin about is William S. Burroughs.

  • Is He Victor Frankenstein?

  • ...No seriously, what the hell is he building in there? I want to know.

  • What the HELL is he building in there?

  • creepy....

  • just too funny!!!! Tom´s the best

  • he's got no friends, but he gets alot of mail

  • He's building a present for us... 

  • Soo...

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  • Will someone PLEASE tell me what the FUCK he is building. This has been playing on my mind since Muse played at Leeds Fest and they used this as an intro. Seriously. What the hell is he building? And who is HE?

  • this is insane.....MUSE used this soundtrack for the intros to their hullabaloo tour and at reading and leeds 2011......always makes my hairs stand up when it plays

  • This is like an incredibly grim Dr. Seuss story.

  • This is the sort of questions the neighbours ask about me when I'm not around.

  • What's he building in there... What the hell is he building in there... Is he shaving his pubic hair?... What size is his underwear

  • Well, we know he's not building a mosque... otherwise the place would be crawling with teabaggers.

  • WHAT IS HE BUILDING

  • hes building a stable for the horse hes gonna choke with all that formaldehyde

  • in-do-neee-sia

  • he's building YOUR MOM!!

  • ..... link it to the world, link it to yourself

  • But the question is, what isn't he doing in there?

  • The question is....What isnt he building in there ?

  • He's building suspense, obviously.

  • He's an alien!

  • Muse, Reading 2011

  • Obviously this is gibbs from ncis, hes building a boat.

  • nineteen people know what he is building in there.

  • I bet he's building a bird house.

  • @december1st1992 haha brilliant

  • ERECTIN' A DISPENSER

  • This is a bigger mystery than what's the meaning of life.

  • We know what he's building. We do. You know we do.

  • Erectin' a sentry

  • I wish I could have heard this properly at Leeds, but I couldn't over all the pricks shouting Alan and butt scratcher.

  • I think he's building a dead star

  • I don't know.

  • Who else's Heart was beating a million miles an hour while this was played as Muse's Intro at Reading Festival?

  • they also used this as their entrance ten years ago... Muse really went back to the ghood old days at Reading and Leeds, glad i witnessed that set at Reading!

  • muse played this before their set last night...it was freaky

  • MUSE! HE WAS MATT BELLAMY AND HE WAS BUILDING A BRILLIANT SETLIST

  • Reading Festival brought me here!

  • When they played this at Leeds I flipped.

  • MUSE!!!!!! TOM WAITS!!!!

  • FUCK YEA I FOUND THE MUSE INTRO!!!

  • Muse did use this as an intro for their 'Origin of Symmetry' set at Reading and Leeds. Excellent taste, and an amazing effect.

  • Confirmed intro for Muse at Leeds :D ... Let's hope for Deadstar.

  • Awesome, on so many levels.

  • Muse's intro music for Hullabaloo and hopefully Reading and Leeds....

  • this is about the UNABOMER i think

  • Damn, what IS he building in there?

  • OMG INDONEEEEZSHUUUUUUUH WHAT DO D:

  • ENRON

  • WTF is he building in there???

  • MTV. If this came right before MTV Live, the audience would've been pretty bummed.

  • Guys, hes not the engineer. He never gets anything from Mann Co.

  • He's erectin' a dispenser.

  • MTV. Thats all I got to say.

  • in indoneeeezha

  • sounds like an ad for a bad pornograph

  • CREAM GRAVY

  • He's building a better future for America.

  • is he building a stairway to heaven?

  • @3rdcontact You don't build them, you buy them.

  • He's building an Archie made out of hamburgers. There, KC answered it for you.

  • @GetfunInc I wish he'd answer some of the rest for us

  • This is my favorite song!

    

  • <3

  • This freaks me out, but I love it

  • He's building

    The game

  • @Thelindd753 I just lost the game.

    

  • He's obviously building Liberty Prime.

  • a cheese grater

  • WHATS HE, BUILDING IN THERE.

  • what's he building? a chair.

  • I wonder what he is building in there???? 0_o no one will ever know.... spoooooky.

  • My friend showed me this when i was high... My friends are now dead.

  • @matthewcrissall AHAHAHAH lol

  • @matthewcrissall did you kill them out of rage for this boring little speech?

  • My mom whistles me this tune every night before I go to bed

  • @danielodwyer1 "My mom whistles me this tune every night before I go to bed" That was the best response yet. LOL

  • @danielodwyer1 awwww poor baby! *hugs*

  • @danielodwyer1 best comment ever

  • @danielodwyer1 hilarious bro

  • consulting business in Indonesia. One of Suharto's interrogators?

  • how did sc2ers get here?

  • Dinkleberg...

  • MCV scout his base, moron

  • SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS

  • Mr. Stitches is a pretty cool name ;D

  • this is creepy haha

  • i would say hes building a cruise missile !

  • @ripelivejam bahahahaha he saw it in a magazine and said "hell I could build that"

  • I have this theory that he's building some sort of elaborate thing for the narrator's surprise birthday party, and none of the neighbors express concern either since they're in on it and are helping him build it. And then the day before his birthday the narrator will barge in and go "A-HA! NOW I'VE GOT YOU YOU SNEAKY...." and everyone will be sad because he ruined the surprise, and then he realizes he's a good friend of the whole community and feels bad, but they forgive him.

  • @ijustreview You must write a story about this (serious). Either YOU do it. or I will. But it must get done. 

  • @wd40isgreat

    Go ahead, I'm not much of a writer.

  • @ijustreview neverless your idea was very very funny. Might make a good sitcom.

  • Somehow this poem reminds me of "The night I cremated Sam McGee, by Robert Service" (similar rythem)

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  • I do realize this is a commentary about nosy neighbors.... but I just can't get that thought of his project out of my head! AGH. Another sleepless night it is.

  • He's buildin' a dispenser.

  • @DavidBedlam a teleporter would be more helpful

  • He's obviously just putting up some shelves.

  • An incredible expression of American suburban paranoia.

  • Tom Waits=epic!

  • hm. maybe he's constructing additional pylons

  • @haveaniceday42 thank you!

  • the person who is creepy is not the man that's "building". it's the guy talking. what a creep.

  • So I have the right to know? THEN TELL ME DAMNIT!!! ToT -dying to know...heh dying xD-

  • He's building a conduit for demonic entities to enter into our 3-Dimensional plane, under the instruction of an alien intelligence that speaks as a voice in his head. "Signaling with a flashlight" is a reference to people who have communicated with UFOs/ghost lights by flashing messages in Morse code (or binary). He may also be using televisions and electronic devices to communicate with the entities (EVP phenomena).

  • WTF? This was on Mtv?

  • Answer: ERECTIN' A DISPENSER!

  • this is not something to watch when your alone at your house at night

  • He is building Iron Man!

  • @318i in his cave WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!

  • mais uma que fui conhecendo através os programas do grande "lobo"antomio sérgio( rip) esta faixa era uma das suas preferidas, que eu gosto muito tambem.

  • mais uma que fui conhecendo através os programas do grande "lobo"antomio sérgioesta faixa era uma das suas preferidas, que eu gosto muito tambem.

  • hes building a sentry

  • hes growing some dope. thats simple =D

  • Why does this remind me of myself? This is creepy as hell and I love it.

  • Sounds like a taxidermist.

  • Beautiful.

  • OOO! does anyone know where I can find just the sounds from this? Like an instrumental? That'd be great; I really need it!!

  • Love the way Tom says 'What the HELL is he building in there?'. It just cracks me up for some reason.

  • this is so cool, very trippy stuff

    -Trey:)

  • So this is Jigsaw's neighbour I'm guessing? I don't think you want to know buddy!

  • Reminds me of stuff Arch Oboler would do on his radio show, Lights Out....

  • MUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I want to do this as a monologue..I think i'd need some creepy music, but anyone have suggestions?

  • @Snofreek1818 One of my friends did this as a monologue. I don't think she had any music.

  • @Snofreek1818 the Crystal castle theme from Paper Mario. Creepy, slightly disturbing and, if put on a low enough volume, it's not intrusive

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  • Am I the only person who knows about this because of Muse?

  • Ah! This cracks me up! It's hilarious!

  • so friggin creepy

  • Fucking awesome

  • oh my god this is soo funny

  • I prefer the Beyonce version, she can really sing it.

  • I love this video. It made me have weird dreams.

  • Awesome

    

  • I LOVE THIS!! I LOVE IT!

  • Well, we know for sure he's not building a device that makes noisy neighbors shut the hell up and mind their own goddamn business.

  • @nothri

    I lol'd at that comment

  • @nothri you mean Nosy? 

  • @Gregrg7 Well, this guy does seem to talk a lot, so either really.

  • Oh, it's okay, I wasn't planning on not having nightmares for the next month anyway...

    Where are my binoculars?

  • Am I the only one who finds this pretty damn funny?

  • @Dojack Nope. It's the way he says the title... So funny.

  • @Dojack I DO

  • sounds like duke nukem lol

  • What's he building in there? THE SAME THING CLOONEY DID IN "BURN AFTER READING" :P

  • What the hell IS he building in there anyways?

  • home improvement the horror explotation

  • a little time in jail.................

  • anyone remember the days when there was good stuff on mtv?

  • @paddywannabanjo long long ago...

  • @paddywannabanjo oh yah..

  • dont tell me you only just heard this song.....weird but his muse was awsome...keep listening  ; )

  • JIGSAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • What the fu-

    WHY IS SATAN A TAG FOR THIS!?

  • What's he building in there? really??