Dick Cheney Declares Obama Officially Elected

[streetswell]

You can almost see Cheney working on another heart attack.

[VinnyA1025]

SATISFACTION

[PiddeGee]

i hope obama takes on the road that of JFK did

the world needs it

[NoGuff]

.

Certified, even though he's ineligible to hold that office.

Certified, but no one ever checked his birth certificate.

Certified out of fear of being called a racist.

Is this how we were supposed to elect a President? If so, this isn't the country I thought it was. If it has become that, maybe it's time to pack it up and start a new one.

[streetswell]

Ok. Goodbye.

[TrollBuster9090]

@NoGuff

Even if all that were true, it's better than the last president: "Certified, even though he lost the election."

[NoGuff]

@TrollBuster9090

"Even if all that were true, it's better than the last president"

--Oh, okay. So you'd prefer a person who was a citizen of another country, not born to 2 U.S. citizens, who may have allegiances other than to the USA, and who plans to bankrupt us to turn us into a Socialist state as part of a 1-world govt just because you hated Bush? What a fucking patriot. My fucking hero.

"Certified, even though he lost the election"

--This is Earth, what planet are you talking about?

[MildTabascofries]

so much blind hate

[greeniem]

Dick (head) cheney you shitbag...

[quackbeef]

hey if you ever need some entertainment call dick and he will get the waterboarding gear

[EnigmaHood]

Well said.

[crumcon]

3:49 nancy sit down!!!!

[olejazzman]

Pelosi showed Cheney who was in charge now.

[incrediblehulkmovies]

They are cousins.

[againsttheherd]

Obama's "stimulus" package is political pay back for getting elected.

4 BILLION DOLLARS FOR ACORN!?!?!?!?

Screw you Obama!!!

[EnigmaHood]

Cry about it.

[dejahthoris]

Someone call the wahhhmbulance, there there, poor baby, we will get you a tissue

[EnigmaHood]

*points at the conservative idiot that believes in fairytales for adults (god)*

[joeystockdale]

Why does a war criminal get to officially declare are next president. What is wrong with this picture.

[lpswampy]

U.S. Code Title 3, 15

Electoral College Votes in Congress

"Upon such reading of any such certificate or paper, the President of the Senate shall call for objections, if any."

This was not done. Anyone know why?

[GeeYouAreYou0001]

Because there's no point in it. The people elected Barack Obama and Joe Biden to be president and vice president, any objections would be a stance against democracy and unamerican.

[jackk763]

If the President of the Senate knew that there were no such objections, he would not need to call for them (under one possible interpretation of the text you provided).

[supremejuice]

Dick Cheney looks so creepy lol...i love when they call him Darth Vader lol

[GeeYouAreYou0001]

I agree. It's Darth Cheney though.

[againsttheherd]

I think Pelosi had an orgasm while he made the announcement that Obama won... probably the first one in her life.

[Chick6517]

ohh cool! i would have never thought about that.. or thought to do that.. but yeah nicely done.. and to be honest i never really laugh out loud on videos but this one made ne giggle a little out loud hahah :]

[DontBeObamaZombies]

What happened to the FACT Obama is a FOREIGNER and cant be pres??

[richardmarcj]

It was about as realistic as the FACT that Ronald Reagan was ABDUCTED by aliens.

[EnigmaHood]

Because he's not a foreigner, and you're an idiot.

[againsttheherd]

He spent his childhood in INDONESIA, dumbass.

[EnigmaHood]

You are a dumbass. Where you spent your childhood is absolutely IRRELEVANT to whether you are a natural born citizen or not. You must be 12 years old.

[againsttheherd]

FYI Dumbass, the founding fathers did not want someone who has loyalties to a foreign country to be the commander in chief.

Half of Obama's family are Muslim Kenyans.

Obama's father was a British subject... therefore Barack was by default a British citizen as well.

[EnigmaHood]

Go write a letter to the Congress then. Stop wasting our time with your ridiculous conspiracy theories.

[againsttheherd]

LOL "our" time???

Who the hell are you?

[EnigmaHood]

Yes, our time. Who am I? I'm EnigmaHood. Are you incapable of reading?

[MildTabascofries]

lol, wasting your time? you must be so important with important things to do.....other than youtube flaming

[EnigmaHood]

Why are you replying to a post I made 1 year ago? Are you a complete moron?

[MildTabascofries]

i dont care how long ago you post something, it was on the front page.

[EnigmaHood]

Ok so then you are just a complete moron. Thanks for clearing that up.

[MildTabascofries]

yes, cause everyone who posts on youtube is a moron. everyone already knows this.

[EnigmaHood]

No, just you.

[MildTabascofries]

actually i think its just people who reply to your comments. so yes, that does include me. :p

[EnigmaHood]

Well if anyone was dumb enough to reply to a comment left 1 year ago, yeah them too. But I only see you doing that, so you are the only moron here.

[MildTabascofries]

lol. yeah, replying to you makes anyone a moron. thats what i just said.

[EnigmaHood]

You can't read either apparently.

[joshdoublea]

Wow, someone needs to check their facts

[VivaChe0bama]

Friggin' hilarious! Just when the country's about sink like the Titanic it's like... Ok nigga, your turn now!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

[canycme]

Too funny.

[duhCider]

And now, it's back to Wyoming where you can't breathe the air or drink the water without getting cancer. Nice work, "Dick"!

[firejack007]

Cheney is always an eloquent speaker. What an embarrassment Pelosi is.

So soon we will have Obama, Biden, Pelosi, and Harry Reid. Wow....what a government. We're gonna look like Cuba for the next 4 years. What a bunch of sheeple we have in this country.

[peepspers]

Did it ever occur to you that, perhaps, your fellow voters may not share your politics, not because they are sheeple, but because they just have some different thoughts and opinions on how the country should be run? You may claim superiority in deeming your fellow countrymen "sheeple", but it only makes you appear intellectually bereft. I'm assuming, though, you believe that if McCain had won the election, it wouldn't have been because of the "sheeple vote" ;)

[againsttheherd]

It was definitely because of sheeple and idiots Barack Hussein Obama won.

[korogaru213]

Hmmm, the same can be said about Bush in '04 except what you said more aptly applies to Bush. It might interest you to know that Obama carried college graduates and people with post-graduate studies. Bottomline, you are another sore loser that can't accept defeat. You're acting like the liberals when Bush was reelected in 2004...

[EnigmaHood]

Naa, Barack Hussein Obama won because he's going to be an incredible president.

[againsttheherd]

LOL!!!!! Now that's the funniest thing I've heard all day!!

[EnigmaHood]

Well I suggest you get out more often then! Barack Hussien Obama is a man of vision, and is already a great leader. He's my president, and he's yours too.

[againsttheherd]

I didn't vote for that damn socialist!!!

[EnigmaHood]

Irrelevant. He's your president whether you like him or not. Additionally, he's not any more socialist than George Bush was. Your arguments are fundamentally flawed.

[againsttheherd]

Obviously you have not been paying attention to current events.

[EnigmaHood]

Nope. You haven't.

[samisyosam]

This guy is only smiling because as he speaks, his cabinet members are shredding all documents that might be used in the investigation that Obama has pledged to make into the Bush and Cheney administration.

[nesnora]

I want a gavel at work.

[Korolev61]

Come on Cheney! Now you can appear on the Daily Show where Jon Stewart can rip into you while the audience screams bloody murder!

[ArbiterOfFunk]

Ha ha Pelosi is great.

[georgezimmer]

I think I see Cheney grin a little there as he certifies

"Oh man, this guy doesn't know what he's getting into"

[Jack244eva]

Did anyone notice the laughter that erupted when Ohio was called?

[timtowns5]

its nice to see something exciting on c-span for once

[bmoody82]

Awesome

[yes4me]

Very nice. emotional. love it.

Now... how about GETTING TO WORK and work really together this time? Don't blow this, democrats. I voted for Obama. I voted for you, democrats. Do not blow your chance or not only I but a lot of democrats will lose confidence in the US political system and either switch party or do some drastic decisions.

5/5 for posting.

[Hdtex]

evil evil man

cheney is a criminal of the basest sort

[AnoukaKC]

this video, as ludicrous as it is, makes me feel a little happy. they're all human beings. they have too much power by far, but they are all human beings.

[tatlas]

Well, it's been certified. 365 electoral votes.

Next up: Swearing in ceremony and getting started on fixing the damned mess left by #43.

[elpymppe]

clap much?

[zinde14]

thanks for posting this