More Jokes For Jesus!

[yaosio]

I have some terrible news. This man died from a stroke while attempting a 53 hour mugging telethon. We will not have a one second moment of silence.

[emailtheoldies]

i want him dead

[Mee551able]

sick fucks

[odensmeadhorn]

@xxjulzy97xx the rooms were super comfy.

[wutangbiz]

EWWW this is so creepy. 

[odensmeadhorn]

I had to sit through one of this guys concerts when i was a kid. Fucking terrrible.

[letcherf]

what goes into making ones hair 80's or 90's style? i dont think my hair would do this, mullet or not. If i have to do much more than a part to the side, i need a mid-morning nap

[jasrogg]

Why wasnt this song a bigger hit.You know i guess you just have to be talented and not a closeted homosexual who is clearly pandering to a Christian audience who if they new he was gay wouldnt give them there money,And having the dignity not to steal aN Amy Grant song

[fslayer1290]

Did he get sued for using the Baby Baby music?

[JeonardShadby505]

This answers the eternal question: "What would make Tom Arnold even unfunnier?" The answer: "If he became a Christian."

[SaitanMar]

I don't think I've ever wanted to hurt someone as much as this dude.

[topsonneedsdad]

1:32 - "HAVE YOU BRUSHED!?!? HAVE YOU BRUSHED!?!?"

[100domathon]

I don't blame him for wanting to vomit, I would too if I had to perform that stuff.

[thenicholashuber]

I like that part were he is trying to dance with the hip hop guys with the cool music in background and instead he looks like a dork.

[100domathon]

 This looks circa 1995 or 96.

[100domathon]

He has quite a unique taste in fashion.

[doom3134]

My head hurts.

[Nameswel]

Poor amy! ):  Why?

[AkimboJoe]

Amy Grant - Baby Baby... was totally better.

[ack303]

This music video cost 10 million dollars to produce.

[polygonwizard]

feed those goats, baby

[thehouseofhoops]

I got saved after seeing this...

[Kincajou]

Not sure whether to down or up vote this. LOL

[frankensteinmoneymac]

Its nice to know that if you are a performer...no matter if its comedy, or music...if you are a performer that just really REALLY sucks...you don't have to give up and get a day job!!! There is always hope! There is ALWAYS the Christian Market!!!! Apparently they LOVE this talentless crap!!! In fact I think I am gonna go start a Christian something myself.......Hmmmm, lets see...what DONT I have talent in? Hmmmm Damn it! Im too talented! Guess its back to 'starving artist' for me!

[superhetoric]

wat

[TD9001]

So if I use Bible pr0n speak, I can acquire 700 spouses? And you're totally condoning this? Okay, man, whatever you say!

[ToriGee22691]

Is it just me, or is the way he pronounces 's' REALLY annoying?

[DeathSquadDesign]

I bet this guy gets so much christian pussy!

[Armyless1]

After watching this I'm embarrassed to be a human being.

[thebluecollarhero]

You just got wet.

[MathiasKaizer]

Look at those crazy eyes. If Tom Jones had sex with a pug, this would be the result.

[MisterDoctorE]

Religion = A place for talentless idiots

[ClydesRevenge]

This is why everyone is atheist, that and they have a brain!

[sonicyoot]

He looks like a rapist.

[CommanderC4]

This man mocks religion better than any atheist I have ever seen. Then again, most theists do...

[js007311fan]

HOLY 1980'S!!! Someone should shoot this man

[Maus46]

This guy set back white people 100 years!

[HuckMeHard]

@Maus46

No, more like a thousand!

[faggymcbitchtits1]

I would fuck whores for the lord. Oh wait wrong show COLBY!!!

[bwddwb]

i wish mark lowry was my dad

[faggymcbitchtits1]

It's a well known fact that Mark Lowry is in fact single with no children. THANK GOD ZING!!!

[Professicchio]

@faggymcbitchtits1 That's often the price you have to pay when you dedicate your whole life to Jesus!

[lothartheterrible]

Wow, talk about an epic mullet.

[GimmeEpropz]

sounds just like 'Baby Baby' by Amy Grant

[Hxrmn]

@GimmeEpropz You'll find that almost every christian song is based / ripped off of some other song.

The same is true of christian games and tv shows (Bibleman = Star Wars + Superman + Batman + Bible).

[SaitanMar]

This guys facial expressions makes me want to kill myself.

[detoth67]

Jesus just told me this video sucks

[MrGziss]

what a Larf

[momochisakura11]

what... the.... fuck....

[norsef]

700 lovers 'ey? Well so much for Christian chastity then.

[randir14]

Lol, "ladies man of God". So he is a pimp by divine right.

[HugeDickNick]

1:35 thats the true face of christain right there.

[HorseGirlAnnie]

I believe I'm a bit scarred for life... :/

[roudy1689]

kill it...kill it with fire!!

[BluntObject1234]

Obvious thing to say but this is like a train wreck you just have to keep looking and looking to see how horrible it is.

[samsamba08]

I thought he was singing about sodomy.

[theEricWalker]

i was unaware that christian comedy was just making retarded faces over a sample of a crappy amy grant song

[unhallowed45]

I want to stab this man. I want him to feel pain.

[prismatism]

what. on. earth.

[usamuun]

LOL IS THIS REAL LIFE

[JacksRectum]

i just love when he walks out like a rapist at 0:42

[INSANEinthuhMEMBRANE]

" Baby baby, why not me?" Because you're clearly homosexual. There's nothing wrong with that but I'm not willing to be a "beard".

[Kirbymcbadass]

He looks like the spawn of the puppet version of Phil Collins from the land of confusion video and Q from star trek.

[MrDoodleburger]

this just gave me brain damage

[KevinLounsberry]

I see, so being Christian is a lot like being married to a woman with an incredibly long, disfigured nose, very long and very rough legs with green things growing on them, a head of curly dirty white hair with smelly animals living in it, bloated swollen blood red cheeks, a grotesquely wide and deep belly button and teeth with fur growing on them. Yeah, sounds about right.

[Gentlenesspact]

Do you think this is supposed to be a parody of "Baby Baby" by Amy Grant or did he just steal that song's hook?

[MrJohndoakes]

@Gentlenesspact It's a ripoff - heck he even rips off the old Bob Dylan "Subterranean Homesick Blues" video at 1:10 and 1:17.

Christian "rock": no new ideas, just Jesus.

[leannan02]

@Gentlenesspact It's a parody. That's his schtick. Sometimes the original artists even have cameos in his videos.  How do I know this? This stuff was really popular with fundies when I was a kid. : (

[angelmassb]

Salomon was so high when he said those things

[oldmanrambles]

@angelmassb Everyone smoked weed in the Bible because it was legal. I believe it was the Forbidden Fruit. Yessir.

[CanOfMinus]

As if we needed any more proof that sub-par musicians and comedians can find an audience by using religion.

[Makron5]

how the fuck did he know I smoked PCP because I don't know Jesus.

[MrThrashingmad666]

@Makron5 hahaha fuckin awesome comment dude

[Vexed34]

Holy crap

[jansuch]

The scary part is that it took me way too long to be convinced for sure this was a joke.

[moujahed]

@jansuch I agree, I took him seriously.

[zapstrung]

this clip brought out a suppressed memory.

[tekproxy]

I used to own all of his songs and listen to them every day. Don't tell anyone.