VEUILLEZ NE PAS LIRE CECI. VOUS SEREZ EMBRASSE LE VENDREDI LE PLUS PROCHE. DEMAIN SERA LE MEILLEUR JOUR DE VOTRE VIE.
CEPENDANT, SI VOUS NE POSTEZ PAS CE COMMENTAIRE quelque chose de mal va vous arriver. MAINTENANT QUE VOUS AVEZ COMMENCE DE LIRE CECI, N 'ARRETEZ PAS CA FAIT TROP PEUR. ENVOYEZ CA A 5 VIDEOS EN 143 MINUTES ET APPUYEZ SUR F6 ET LE NOM DE VOTRE AMOUR SECRET VA APPARAITRE SUR L 'ECRAN EN GRANDE LETTRES. CA FAT TROP PEUR PARCE QUE CA MARCHE REELEMENT CA MARCHE REELEMENT
@eylkshredder ETQW or otherwise known as Enemy Territory Quake Wars. It's like a crappier version of Battlefield 1/2/3 but it is still really fun and enjoyable.
@ZENUDIE No it was a running joke between my friends and I in school..except our joke was francium babies... instead of whatever polystyrene bubbly stuff they filll them with now.
Just a hypothetical question: If I were to throw already dead bodies in there... would they also be fully "jucified" and no contents would appear to, oh I don't know, forensic experts and the sort?
I taste delicious.....Oh wait shit
NickT31898 14 hours ago
@volalla1 i think they just shoot the human juice!
Left4Portal2 15 hours ago
yumm juice lol
sniper2292 5 days ago
Yea, I love this product!
onelazynoob15 1 week ago
Thumbs up if they should release a Quake Wars: Enemy terrory 2!!!
ANIOLATORV 1 week ago
Can someone tell me how this increases your ammo?
volalla1 1 week ago
lol, the number was pizza hut
supercoolguy43 1 week ago
lol i accidentally went to w w w . stroyant . com
callawayHXtour 3 weeks ago
lmfao whisper quiet whipserquietwhispquiestwhipsterwquier.
TheTurqouiseZora 3 weeks ago
OH GAWD! SOYLENT GREEN IS NOW STROYENT ORANGE! D:}
Xeliosthewolf 4 weeks ago
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Xeliosthewolf 4 weeks ago
its funny how i just called that number and it was a FUCKING PIZZA HUT!
xXFuSiOnSXx 1 month ago
@xXFuSiOnSXx cool story idiot
CSSZombieVideos 2 weeks ago
@CSSZombieVideos It was a joke dumbass,
xXFuSiOnSXx 2 weeks ago
@xXFuSiOnSXx whohohahahehehe... well it wasnt funny, better luck next time...
CSSZombieVideos 2 weeks ago
wish i had a human jucifier, looks tasty
joemon2007 1 month ago
@joemon2007 canabal
IkeFanBoy64 3 weeks ago
What game is this?
transformersloverjon 1 month ago
@transformersloverjon quake wars
JasonCsonic 1 month ago
@JasonCsonic t'anks
transformersloverjon 1 month ago
00:51 Michael
jaysekhon8014 1 month ago
0:01 - 0:13 all the time
DanBonRP 1 month ago
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VEUILLEZ NE PAS LIRE CECI. VOUS SEREZ EMBRASSE LE VENDREDI LE PLUS PROCHE. DEMAIN SERA LE MEILLEUR JOUR DE VOTRE VIE.
CEPENDANT, SI VOUS NE POSTEZ PAS CE COMMENTAIRE quelque chose de mal va vous arriver. MAINTENANT QUE VOUS AVEZ COMMENCE DE LIRE CECI, N 'ARRETEZ PAS CA FAIT TROP PEUR. ENVOYEZ CA A 5 VIDEOS EN 143 MINUTES ET APPUYEZ SUR F6 ET LE NOM DE VOTRE AMOUR SECRET VA APPARAITRE SUR L 'ECRAN EN GRANDE LETTRES. CA FAT TROP PEUR PARCE QUE CA MARCHE REELEMENT CA MARCHE REELEMENT
xXNiTr0xKiNgXx 2 months ago
i forgot the last g and it put me through to get a 100$ gift card! wtf?
Teken2759 2 months ago
WHAT GAME!!!!
lunarwolfxlord99 2 months ago
@lunarwolfxlord99 I think it's Quake Wars
PhillisKingley1 2 months ago
HELL YEA!!!
XxDemonWarlordxX 2 months ago
I wonder what stroyent taste like if it were real?
KillerManElite 2 months ago
*dialing phone* Hello,I want to order the human juicer machine
KillerManElite 2 months ago
/kfrem;lgkhbnfgl
PVRCR 2 months ago
STROYENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!
darkxlink2 3 months ago
...How did i get here...
EpicZachdG2x 3 months ago
Sorry to be a derp, but what game is this?
SecretGamerNews 4 months ago
@SecretGamerNews
I believe its quake
ccaian1 4 months ago
how many of you actualy called that number
kiloxxoverkill 4 months ago 44
I am salivatating as I watch this.
Link6746 4 months ago 2
what the fuck is this for kind of game
theman6226 5 months ago
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@theman6226 i dont even know what you are trying to say
facehead93 4 months ago
@theman6226
Quake Wars
1DarkMasK1 4 months ago
hey i saw my brother in the machine
konnii1 5 months ago
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Im a Human Reaper and i approve this message.
EDDIEinWAR 5 months ago
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EDDIEinWAR 5 months ago
Thumbs up if you went on w w w . stroyent . c o m and the site brought you to activision's home !
IlTheReaperII 5 months ago 59
@IlTheReaperII Dude, why the fuck does Youtube censor fucking URLs?
transformersloverjon 1 month ago
i called the number.....
VladimirUchiha 5 months ago
is this some scam or is it actually real? cause am having a hard beliving this human juicifier
MegaKazz5005 5 months ago
@MegaKazz5005
dude u beter be kidding
goldfire298 5 months ago
@goldfire298 why?
MegaKazz5005 5 months ago
@MegaKazz5005
cus why would there be a human juicifier
goldfire298 5 months ago
@goldfire298 i knw, if someone did get one, then it will be too easy for them
MegaKazz5005 5 months ago
@MegaKazz5005 It is real. My friend has one.
ShaDoWCa7 5 months ago
@ShaDoWCa7 huh, didnt knw tht, i thought they just make it up
MegaKazz5005 5 months ago
@ShaDoWCa7 :D
ShaDoWCa7 5 months ago
hey Enemy territory Quake Wars is really great game
hazwan149 5 months ago
I need one of these for my brothers Jk.
madisonmarieaycock 5 months ago
what game is this
47TERRELL 5 months ago
@336 Roach if you would have "LISTENED" I never said it was copied. Battlefield executed a much cleaner gameplay than ETQW pulled off.
PH03NIX96 6 months ago
@eylkshredder ETQW or otherwise known as Enemy Territory Quake Wars. It's like a crappier version of Battlefield 1/2/3 but it is still really fun and enjoyable.
PH03NIX96 6 months ago
@PH03NIX96 this game not copied battlefield dumbass
336Roach 6 months ago
what game is this?
eylkshredder 6 months ago
51 people were juiced
OutdoorMoney70 6 months ago 2
...now in happy meal!
loicjvbn 6 months ago
1:11 Shit i dont have strogg cards in my pocket D:
death153278 6 months ago
the game is Enemy Territory Quake Wars
sm33lysocks 6 months ago
what game is being used?
Volf99 6 months ago
lol 1-877-69-strogg. 69 lol
tehasianwolf 6 months ago
palladium was best fantasy rpg ever, d&D 3rd rip[ped it off bigtime
bootiack 6 months ago
@bootiack yes because palladium didn't totally rip of all gaelic, celtic, norse, greek, roman, goth, gaul and druidic mythology for their game.....
YaoiVixenBoi 6 months ago
@YaoiVixenBoi palladium is an element...
ZENUDIE 6 months ago
@ZENUDIE Ohhhhh, that's right! mmmmmm palladium filled beanie babies...
YaoiVixenBoi 6 months ago
@YaoiVixenBoi i dont think that thats true, considering that palladium goes for $8,000 per oz
ZENUDIE 6 months ago
@ZENUDIE No it was a running joke between my friends and I in school..except our joke was francium babies... instead of whatever polystyrene bubbly stuff they filll them with now.
YaoiVixenBoi 6 months ago
awesome shit
bootiack 6 months ago
This is the best advertisement ever created. It proves RT's mastery of machinima.
TheCaptainLeif 6 months ago
waite what is this from?
lazyartist32 7 months ago
Justin Bieber
gTauTomaTisch 7 months ago
lol 1:11 it says 69
deuce3345 7 months ago
this is quake wars and i have the game
cortezisbad11 7 months ago
48 people didn't order the human juicer.
Animefanboy1010 7 months ago
I, honestly, didn't like this. It had no common humor nor any playful humor.
PriceAustinReviews 7 months ago
Stroyent Orange is people? o_o
n0irdrache 7 months ago 2
Who actually tried calling 1-877-69-STROGG after this?
TheNintendroid 7 months ago 45
@TheNintendroid me
M3430GHOSTFACE 3 months ago
Just a hypothetical question: If I were to throw already dead bodies in there... would they also be fully "jucified" and no contents would appear to, oh I don't know, forensic experts and the sort?
Aff01000001 7 months ago
Srogg LaStogg is really Jack Lalane
bigchicken24 7 months ago
So this is why whe I shot the pool tabel in GTA it does that?
AtheismCentral 8 months ago
This was my first FPS.
Vampiricbadboy11 8 months ago
I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
283kieran 8 months ago
what is this game????
tristanmason78 8 months ago
@tristanmason78 quake wars
1ganade 8 months ago
@tristanmason78 idk if i spelled it right though
1ganade 8 months ago
What game is this ????
Westmananton 8 months ago
@Westmananton enemy territory quake wars
KajThps 8 months ago
Grif had no idea what this was when Sarge installed it at the red base.
Avpsagaman 9 months ago 165
@Avpsagaman you spelled Griff`s name wrong -.-
Drinkgirl2 4 months ago
@Drinkgirl2 noooo there's only one 'f'
Avpsagaman 4 months ago
@Drinkgirl2 Actually it IS only one F.
quila001 3 months ago
@quila001 oh i see because in rvb season 7 i thought church was correct about the 2 Fs
Drinkgirl2 3 months ago
@Drinkgirl2 Bear in mind that Epsilon Church had been told about the Reds and Blues by CABOOSE... who makes a goldfish look like Einstein in a bowl.
quila001 3 months ago
@Drinkgirl2 Grif= The orange armored guy from Red Team. Griff= Staff of RT
TONYSTARK557 2 months ago
@TONYSTARK557 Geoff dumbass, not Griff.
aXXomaster 1 month ago
@aXXomaster Griff is also a staff, A-hole
TONYSTARK557 1 month ago
@TONYSTARK557 Griffin yes, but they never cut her name to just Griff so have a nice fucking day cockmunch :)
aXXomaster 1 month ago
@aXXomaster Her name is Griffon, not Griffin.
AZproductions117 1 month ago
Can i pay whit a human head or body
CoolKillerClan 9 months ago
I want one
pichu2415 9 months ago
1304 people made 43 cups of beiber juice
barr65 9 months ago
43 people were victims
SamuelWats0n 9 months ago
Im tired of this Poptart commercial.
TehChicSkin 9 months ago
jajjajajajajajajajajaaaaaaa XD XD XDDDDDD LOVE IT !!!!!!!
lobetevictorhugo 9 months ago
game?
alfdhan 9 months ago
@alfdhan Enemy Territory: Quake Wars
Comba68 9 months ago
Yes I'd like a Justin Bieber with a little bit of chris brown in there.....Thanks lol
musicboyjake88 9 months ago
i like my stroyent blended with frozen strawberries and a lemon twist but nothing beats fresh squeezed
theoreticalgod 9 months ago
I only played the demo but it was one freakin' amazing demo
shame the game didn't sell much and the wiki is a joke
TheKaduflyerSystem 9 months ago
I LOVE this game, so few people played it :(
Simspidey 10 months ago
quake wars
BATTLEFIELD124 10 months ago
now what game was this from?
sephiroth21347 11 months ago
@sephiroth21347 Enemy Territory: Quake Wars.
JulioAvi 10 months ago
I went to that website...they wanted me to try it out.
TJD248 11 months ago
roosterteeth approves this message :D
54AgeOfRogue54 11 months ago
falls over laughing omg thats sick but kinda funny lol
chocolatecakebunny 11 months ago
Sounds like a viagra commercial
rudy76107 11 months ago
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......................
RedBlueSucks 11 months ago
What game is this?
Schneeblyful 1 year ago
@Schneeblyful
Quake
bveress 1 year ago
@bveress wats it about? ive never heard of it.
Schneeblyful 1 year ago
@Schneeblyful I believe its about humans going against cyborg aliens.
memoball1 11 months ago
@memoball1 thats original...nah but that does sound fun
Schneeblyful 11 months ago
0:45 i would like to see justin bieber on that thing
PQH1612 1 year ago
what game is this from? i feel like i should know it
hioeo 1 year ago
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aimhoff82 1 year ago
@hioeo i feel like i played this
name777555 1 year ago
@hioeo Enemy Territories: Quake Wars
BlackouttPlaysGames 1 year ago
Tthat guy at the end looks lke a zombiefied samurai goroh
thepikapikaaa 1 year ago
37 viewers are humans.
LukeDude759 1 year ago 2
I ALREADY BOUGHT 9
pwnocity 1 year ago
@pwnocity OH YEAH?! WELL I BOUGHT 16! :D
LukeDude759 1 year ago
@LukeDude759 i stole 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 and i stole ALL of yourz
pwnocity 1 year ago
what the fuck kind of game is this?
apmcallister 1 year ago
37 voters are unable to afford a Human Juicifier.
EndBoss187 1 year ago 3
is that game enemy territory quake wars?
Doominator169 1 year ago
what game is that?
anthonybla1 1 year ago
I'M SO BUYING THIS!
dragonsember 1 year ago
What game is this?
mariemorrisclement 1 year ago
@mariemorrisclement one of the quakes.
s0utht0wnjr 1 year ago
@s0utht0wnjr i think its actually one of Enemy Territories as enemy territory got VERY familliar class system like enemy territory:quake wars
simahasas 1 year ago
do u take laser cards?????
kickmedavid 1 year ago
Thank you Roosterstroog now i can live happily with my kids without the bad rampages
w3irdkid 1 year ago
who should youtube test it on lol
teddie201 1 year ago
@teddie201 justin bieber
donkey1234556 1 year ago 2
must order it and juice people
makhail1630 1 year ago
36 pepole need to be juiced
eminem4life89 1 year ago
I prefer to mayke my own Stroyent.
TechnicianED209 1 year ago
whatever it was i didn't do it!!! please don't ut me in the juicey thingy!!!!!
xIxxGOTxxDIBSx 1 year ago
36 people went into the Juicifier
evildxdie 1 year ago
i have 5!! : )
spicytacoish 1 year ago
ROFLMAO!!!
That's a good one, that made me laugh!! :))
alxxz 1 year ago
Billy maize here with a brand new product ...
nicknak252000 1 year ago 4
What game is this it looks imense
WelshNareik 1 year ago
wtf did i just watch? O.O
hmv60 1 year ago
@hmv60 Our Generations version of Porn
OmaBuddha 1 year ago
When i clicked this video i thought it said Human Lucifer
DeathIsEz 1 year ago
Wat game is that
pezernt 1 year ago
@pezernt Quake War
MrRadioactiveify 1 year ago
@pezernt
i think it's quake wars
axoliminator 1 year ago
uppercase 'O' underscore lowercase 'o'
jefequeso 1 year ago
O_O
halomaster22323 1 year ago
O_o
DavisCampbell 1 year ago
what game is this
mchammer964 1 year ago
I like juice o-o
MrOxadius 1 year ago
This must be Caboose's juice. Juice Caboose!
Shikarimaru 1 year ago
With the Human Juicifier,I was able to kill everyone I saw,thank you Human Juicifier
brennan1233 1 year ago
i dont know what to say, but i want to post a comment... so... her ya go ;)
gangstervural 1 year ago
guys i called and it was walmart
rhcp800 1 year ago
I'm a human, and I'm sooo offendeed
veribigbos 1 year ago 355
@veribigbos im not
sparkie1j 11 months ago
@veribigbos raywilliamjohnsen much?
iConnster 10 months ago
@veribigbos Of course you are -.-
Nomad5334 9 months ago
@veribigbos im an elite and im not offendeed
pokemongage 9 months ago 3
I really does taste like humans!!
Coming Soon! Justin Bieber Stroyent! "Limited Time Only"
For those with delicate tastes
armeggeon 1 year ago
What is this game?
truely12 1 year ago
@truely12 Halo
BlackLink27 1 year ago
@truely12 Quake wars enemy territory
sumperthen 1 year ago