Comedian Patton Oswalt on Opie and Anthony(2011)

[MastodonManiac]

Fuck Jim Norton is awesome lol!

[vict0r1ous]

money doesnt buy u happiness but it can eliminate some sadness

[preachaman2005]

Come on Jim, we all know you were giving a reach around.

[sp1duh84]

"Hatred of a father builds a strong pelvis." LMFAO

[MrJamesdarmody]

i fucking love this guy

[pyeclam]

Comedians are awesome for their truthfulness.

[captainbatguano]

"last nigh I drew a woman in the sand and had relations with her"

[makeitmondos]

Dingo and the Baby are better..

[frarfarf]

Everything Patton says is funny and clever, what a star

[pretorious700]

The Fan is one of the best films I've seen in the last 10 years.

[netskot]

@pretorious700 The Fan or Big Fan?

[pretorious700]

@netskot Sorry, "Big Fan"..."The Fan" was awful.

[TheEricleeparker]

Patton Oswalt and Patrice Oneal are the greatest living comedians , oh wait 

[pmb325]

Patten Oswald at the bottom. WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!

[PaulAll1313]

who the fuck disliked this?!

[kingbill125]

I <3 Patton and O&A im only 16 and I listen to them when im driving and my dad always says he's the worst father ever fo letting me listen to it when he's in the car with me. But I agree having a little bit more brains like Patton would be great.

[winamux187]

they are fags

[rockxxwhite]

How Desperate is Howard Stern?

Cool! I think Howard Stern and his staff and a few listeners left are spamming the Stone & Digital Dave channels. First he kisses up to Rosie O' Donnel, makes prank calls to the Stone & Digital Dave show, then begs for an American Idol Judge position. If this is the best way you can get exposure for that lame infommercial show of yours? Then keep spamming. Maybe about 100 of the Stone & Digital Dave fans will have mercy and pay $15 for sirius radio......lol

[erictheactorsactor]

@rockxxwhite but isn't this spam?

[spock135135]

FUCK SCOTT PHARRELL

[longview1987]

hahahaha "Jim ur life is Taxi Driver without the guns or pushups"

[bhabooshka]

ho ho ho.. raaabbbbin!

whatever happened to that audio.

[MindstormRecs]

Jim Carrey used to live in his car and was poor as fuck, look at him now. Where there's the will there's definitely a way

[MindstormRecs]

With real big forearms and grabbed mah specks off mah face lol Patton is funny period, doesn't even have to try

[nndaystar]

"Money can't buy happiness but it sure can eliminate some sadness."

lol great

[captainbatguano]

Last night I drew a woman in the sand and had relations with her"

[SpamNapkin]

so you've got a BOOK out? What's up with that? *donkey sound*

[Bodogjoe]

Fucking gold, they need him on more. I love when him or Louis is on O&A. I was a huge O&A fan in the 90's 2000's up till sex for sam. But didnt want to deal with all the bullshit of satellite radio so never was able to get the recent airings until I found out recently that theres a guy that uploads them everyday now. thank god for torrents, now I can hear them every day with only few hour delay.

[MindstormRecs]

So you're fucking this THING in the ass... lol

[ttasi7]

brilliant episode. some of jimmy's best, and most stomach turning, stories ever. and this patton cunt is pretty funny.

[smartpeoplewillagree]

Fuck these two cocksuckers.

[mchenrycruiser]

I would tongue kiss pattons anus!

[spacemanisaac]

Patton Oswalt is one of the best comedians right now.

[mondaywar]

Jim made out with a guy and fucked and came in a black guys ass, WHAAAAAATT!!!!!!!!

[emosucks89]

Awesome interview!

[betsingerb]

norton looks exactly like dwight eisenhower in this picture

[Jack102589]

6:46 jim norton fucks a tranny

[Rubberchix]

hoo hoo rob-in

[PinballMars]

I didn't expect it, but Patton fits right in. This is a classic interview.

[MrTommYYZ]

Naw, said space probe would know it is landing on a water planet.

[joeytabs2010]

Up there, in my opinion, as one of the best guests, ever.

[EJE22822]

i live in Buffalo and it doesn't get that cold here. you have to be either in the upper mid-west or up in Canada/Alaska to use engine block heaters. typical summer in buffalo really starts mid june, goes til mid september and routinely get 80+ temps with 70-80% humidity. so freaking disgusting.

[jaysirrock]

Ant -"You fucked a black man in the ass!"

Jimmy - "So did America."

[madtraffic9636]

Patton is trying too hard to be funny?? Are you kidding?? He fucking killed it on this appearance

[AfterAll16Z]

Dopie and Arsehole.Two relentless morons and shitheads

[ProgrammedToRust]

Patton is trying to hard to be funny.

[dkthg]

@ProgrammedToRust He's not TRYING. PATTON just IS FUNNY!!

[emosucks89]

LOL "hatred of a father builds a strong pelvis"

[chefrabear044]

Is this the show that Jim Norton pooped on the guest, free of charge??

[mjbarrett40]

best guest so far

[TheBoonigga]

I gasped like a little girl when I saw that Patton was on this episodes show!!!! HOLY SHIT! Point Jimmy for the america joke.

[TheBoonigga]

I gasped like a little girl when I saw that Patton was on this episodes show!!!!

[drernie3000]

Howard Stern rules. Baba Booey to you all!

[Catdaddy333]

@drernie3000 Howard only rules part time with all that vacation and 3-4 day work weeks.

[Efreeti]

I LOVE PATTON

[arla61]

"WHO THE FUCK EATS PEANUT BRITTLE!?"

[slaapkamers]

patton is one of my favorite comedians. he doesn't seem like he would fit with the show but he's pretty good at shooting the shit.

[JJKnapich]

"it's like playing Russian roulette with an automatic!" hahaha

[koonsmachine]

Patton Oswalt = too smart for the room. Of course, Opie could make any conversation degrade to blather.

[newintown024]

i would not admit to fucking so many dudes.

[fromash2ashes]

Hookers don't like Sabbath.....

[amayagab]

@fromash2ashes I think "Where does a hooker get peanut brittle?" Is a better book title.

[darkhorse55555155555]

my no herpes free status!

[OPIandA19]

Howard Stern Sucks! Stone & Digital Dave are cool and Opie & Anthony Rule!

[dodisman]

how great is Patton Oswalt. Fucking top of the food chain comedian.

[iscream22]

Big Fan was a pretty good flick, Patton plays a good psycho

[YaaashMichaelScott]

Oh my... the "fish in that pond though..."

[joedoschMSU]

I absolutely adore Opie and Anthony and Jimmy, so I don't want this to come out wrong, but Patton is incredibly intellectual, and they need more guests like him sometimes.

[PuppetMassachusetts]

@joedoschMSU I hold that same opinion

[Kasigi03]

@joedoschMSU Smart people will get what you mean. Opie and Anthony I think, admit they are just guys and just do "guy things" and I agree, having a bit of a brain isn't a bad thing. Especially when its Patton.

[MastodonManiac]

@joedoschMSU You picked up on that too eh? I think some of pattons jokes fly over their heads sometimes.

[MrGodSlave1]

The crux of this is 'anti howard stern'...pretty pathetic

[Sorcoral]

@MrGodSlave1 The crux of what, the show in general? Sure 10 years ago but now Howard Stern has become the anti Howard Stern.

[patienceking]

Jayzus Christ Patton might be the most ingenious comedian I've ever heard on the show. The shit he comes up with is sooooooo far out in left field yet dead on bullseye at the same time. Definitely comparable even to Louis.

[ddoggs2008]

love opie and anthony.. i want a ringtone from 0:00-0:05

[murcuryvapor]

Good work, mate.

[limbdarkening]

When they say 'no bag' do they mean no condom?! Holy Shit.

[prooc]

These guys suck dick

[ivdbest3ver10]

@prooc and u sir are a cunt

[braztaz]

"LAST NIGHT I DREW A WOMAN IN THE SAND AND HAD RELATIONS WITH HER."

Seriously one of the best lines I've ever heard.

What a shame it took this long for Patton to be on. Hope he's back really soon.

[skategoat001]

I love Jim's hookers stories

[Rares0101]

Patton is the missing link between jimmy and bobo

[hoohoohoorobin]

All right I get it. I fucked up the name. It's Patty Edgar.

[papavb]

i think you'll find it's Platon Osbort

loved the show

[RJOPhoto]

intended to listen to a couple mins, ended up listening to the whole thing

[BishopAP]

I didn't hear the whole show, but I hope Patton line of the day for 21:00.

[dbfro1]

@BishopAP that was a great fuckin line

[kelleyfunnylady]

I just listened to the entire thing. That was awesome.

[Sjrick]

who is Patton Oswald ? I know a really funny bastard named Oswalt,

[kalpal67]

@Sjrick he was on king of queens and is a pretty funny stand up

[KovyOMGPewPew]

This was one of their funniest interview. Hope they have him back on the show.

[sirLEVITSKY]

On the picture it says PattEn OswalD in studio ^^ Two mistakes in his name. Not good, not good at all... :)

[Lamtitude]

Who mocked Ant at 14:49?

[Lamtitude]

''Jim's life is like Taxi Driver without the guns or the push ups.'' Hahaha.

[Lamtitude]

Thanks for the full interviews on your uploads, Hoohoo. Great upload. : )

[JacksInn]

cool dude

[huglife1990]

*Patton

[jhohcable]

I think I remember one time they mentioned getting Patton on, and Anthony was like "no fuck that." I think it was on one of the Opie's eye videos. But it's hard to say why exactly.

[ghede13]

@jhohcable Interesting. I was wondering for a while why they never had him on.

[kalpal67]

@jhohcable you're right it was after the show and some guy was like "do you want him on?" i thought it was because they didnt like kevin james, but to my disappointment o&a were just being phony divas. well i dont remember if opie said it or anthony but they are both totally dick riding here so its a litle strange. i did get a hint of opie being slightly sarcastic though so who knows maybe they just dont care for his stand up otherwise they just lost some of my respect.

[nickypeeps]

@kalpal67 the one thing you'll never hear Opie, Anthony, or Jimmy say is that they aren't weasels in front of celebrities. go find audio of them pointing out how they all got too afraid of trashing Steve Martin doing the Pink Panther remake after Mike Myers said how great and hilarious his Inspector Clouseau impression was when they were interviewing him. And that would have been nothing compared to admitting how much they trash Mike Myers movies. they're honest phonies

[kalpal67]

@nickypeeps that doesnt bother me, thats just being human, what bothers me is that they try and call other people out for the same shit and that is a little irritating, but what do i care

[purplehaze26]

@jhohcable yeah i remember that! lol gonna be interesting hearing this interview (not listened yet)

[xcalibur4ever]

@jhohcable i actually tried searching for that opie's eye video before, extensively, going through all of opie's uploads, and couldn't find it. I remember watching it though. Maybe opie took it down.

[SBV123]

@xcalibur4ever it's the one where management "shuts down the bit". it's still up.

[xcalibur4ever]

@SBV123 oh ok thanks. I kept looking at when they were discussing guests. Well w/e. Patton was on and it was awesome. I hope they'll have him on more often now.

[JeremyRodriguez06]

@jhohcable yeah i always wondered about that, because patton was hysterical on the show. i wonder what the issue was.

[JosephDanielsTC7R]

@jhohcable Yeah, and I think one time they made fun of "Alt Comedians" and someone said Patton sucked.

[mondaywar]

@jhohcable patrice was on once, and he said that patton oswalt is a marc maron clone