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  • 0bama was having gay sex with arab children during this video. *lulz*

  • queen is a minger

  • The rooks are really bad-ass.

  • Rock: Hi i'v come to kill you :)

    Pawn:Oh, ok then I'll just step aside and drop my weapon leaving myself completely defenceless then

    Rock:Arrrrrrrrrgggggggggggg!!!­!!!!!!!!!

    pawn=pawned

  • What I never liked about realistic chess games is how slow the pieces move.

  • mmh is ja lustig

  • i used to jerk off to the queen before lara croft was available

  • That's y this game sucked it takes a freaking year 2 play 1 game!!!

  • such an epic game!!

  • So this is how Battle Chess looks like. I have this game and i've never played it yet. I don't have the councel for it anymore though.

    It looks like an awsome game though.

  • Wow this game really brings back memories. I used to play this all the time when I was a kid and have been looking for it for a long time!!!

  • lol he did suggest move lmao

  • When it came down to it battle chess was a basic chess game that could take extra long when capturing pieces.

  • the bishop will give the queen chloroform before raping her

  • This opening is beyond my chess knowledge...

  • since when did the knight become a human

  • the rook is as funny as hell cuz he turns 170 digrees before killing someone and it gets better the rook has a red ass!

  • Grandmasters!

  • this game is for sluts

  • i like how the bishop has a chior when he moves

  • my childhood, where can i download this?

  • @sergioast2 I just saved your childhood (I'll message it to you) lol it took me months to find this! belive it or not this is the hardest old game to find....ever! lol I have the game already so its okay for me to get this from here its just my cd got scratched to hell during the move to Louisiana I wanted to cry so badly! lol

  • @RyzelSama Where did you download it from?

  • I never fathomed laying eyes upon this game ever again. I played this during a summer vacation one year at a relative's, so long ago that I don't even remembering knowing a name for the game.

  • Some real amateur playing here!

  • @bluebeard2 ya i would just use a fools mate easy win usually

  • I remember this way back on Amiga 500... Does anyone know of any chess variants? I came across two on the iPhone called ChessQueens and Chess+More.

  • i miss my 3DO, i wish i didnt sell it with 50 games for a lousy hundred bucks...

  • @DvDPlaya it went bank reputed thats what happened :sigh: am 22 now..but I remeber back in the day I LOVED WE still have it and it works..too hehe..but its balancing act with the cord..if you lightly touch the cord the game loses conntion..

  • @PFXProductions yeah, and when they went Bankrupt all the games costed $3-5 each! haha it was a great time for being a 3DO owner.

    I remember i delivered newspapers everyday for years and bought a 3DO for $599 or $699. Crazy. Only other system that cost more was the Neo Geo. Those games were $90 each!

  • 4:10 *lol* *Kuckuck ...Kuckuck...* XD (Roos Vs. Horse)

  • I loved this game when I was kid. Though i always lost against the computer unless I cheated with like switch teams or give myself like 10 queens.

    Good old days

  • i need to spend 6 hours for just a normal game by watching those killing anim

  • It's silly how they walk to the squres.

  • I love this game, but can't find where to download it for free

  • ANyone knows where i can download this game for free?? i miss this game

  • @lohcrazy81 For free, no. But you can go to GOG.com to buy it for cheap.

    No, this is not spam. GOG.com has a bunch of old/retro games on sale like Battle Chess, Earthworm Jim, Fallout 1 and FarCry, to name a few.

  • EFF = Epic Facepalm Fail

  • this was like my favorite game as a kid i love the music and everything about it i wish i could find the disc

  • where is the horse ??

  • @stefanobahia they just put the "knight" without his horse

  • Hehe i Played this game i was 4-5 years old^ Memories comes up ;)

  • how can i get this game?

  • @auraguardian123

    try this look on dos game sownload sites

  • i'm no grandmaster, but this might be the worst i've seen a computer play chess. playing this game for too long might make you worse at chess (i guess unless you adjust the difficulty)

  • damn this is so fucked up it's not even like the PC version

  • the CPU's gameplay is really bad mi 1st turns will be to make a barikade and do the rokado to hide mi king

  • this game is glitch y too. not to mention slow as hell to move. i once played main line Sicilian on it and it just stopped. but i do love 3DO!

  • I've only played the NES battle chess and I thought that was cool, but this is just awesome :)

  • I had the first game from like 1988 it ran on DOS

  • Boring, and violent.

  • CPU doesn't appear to know how to play very well

  • @CaraBrimleyRules well he did walk into a situation where he was going to lose a knight anyway.

  • this game is awesome! :) please, can anyone tell me where can i download this? thank you very much!!!

  • queen is one saucy bitch

  • i used to play this in school

  • i loved this game in elementary i could never find it cat fighting queens ftw

  • I played that game the first time in 1998 with my first pc, A windows3.1, 4Mb RAM(win 3.11)

  • @kletsj It must be a gift or second hand pc :) 

  • i have this game but no sound why?

  • LOL I like the way the rook smashed the knight. :D

  • this makes chess playing even more fun

  • Holy crap!!!! I remember this. It was my favorite to play, because I loved how the pieces came to life!! :)

  • wow I always played this game on the amiga. loved it!

  • Such a nostalgic game!! I loved it when I was a kid XD

    Can you send me a download link for it please?

  • well you should never start with towers at start tbh

  • @ 5:00, should have had the Bishop take out that Knight D8

  • If I remember correctly, the pawn would've worked too, considering it was directly infront of the Knight.

  • Er....Pawns can only attack diagonally O.o;;

  • I distinctly remember all pieces only being able to attack in the same directions they're allowed to move in.

    Ergo, Pawns attacking straight forward.

  • That is true for all pieces...except for Pawns, which can only move forwards and only attack diagonally. That's why the computer moved the blue Knight at 1:25, it was in danger from being taken by the Pawn.

  • pawns can never attack straight forward. only diagonal.

  • OLOLOLOLOL n000000000b!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Atleast I can spell correctly.

  • sorry !

  • I always preferred the nes version.

  • yeah, this was one of the best concepts and games in this genre, but one game took too long. I wish someone would redo this, modern and faster, but the same simple concept. With tons of cut scenes, since the game itself is so simple, they could really jam it with replayability, and different themed characters and stuff like that.

  • i remember that game, it was awsome XD

  • i remember playing this game a long time ago

  • I remember this... it took for freakin' ever to play one game ahaha... is this the one in which the queen tries to stab the king while kissing when you killed her with him?

  • I used to try and kill all my guys to see how they would die

  • this game was awesome back in the day....

  • I'm sorry the gameplay looks cool, but I could not stand waiting 100 years for each piece to move and then go through a repetitive cutscene.

  • That's the thing, it was just a gimmick - I don't think its chess engine was that good. How quickly people must have got bored if they wanted to play chess proper.

  • haha lol at 4:00 when the tower punched the guy and laughed.

  • the queen shakes her ass

  • why is everything so slow

  • dont you see the graphics this looks like for DOS pcs

  • The king had the best finishing moves!

  • lol funny how the rook is beating the knight xD

  • Cool game but the stuff is SO slow

  • Can you get this game anywhere anymore

  • eBay !!

  • Great game... great memories

  • *SIGH* Good memories.

  • Who opens with a rook's pawn?

  • Kids :)

  • @ssrc right?

  • @ssrc

    noobs

  • @ssrc so what would be the worst open? knight's pawn?

  • @ssrc I did many years ago, only to get access to the rook :)

  • Aside from the sound being well done I think the music is annoying and the pace of the game terribly slow.

  • My brother was the executive poducer for this game Micaheal Quarles

  • God Bless Your Brother!!!

  • lol i post exactly the same thing :p

  • THAT IS FREAKING AWESOME! I would be honored if I were you :)

  • god bless your brother, son

  • pleeease how to download it in my PC ???

    anser me pleeeeeease

  • Wow! The 3DO version looks even MORE fantastic than the Windows re-released version did!

  • This was the game that made me love chess to bits! <3 !

  • omg this brings back memories, especially the rooks crushing people with their fists

  • yeah sacrifice a tower for a peon...

  • Wow, yer an ass. I seriously delivered newspapers 7 days a week (rain or snow) since i was 12 years old for about 6 years straight. It EASILY supported my bad videogame habit!!

    And 3DO is still one of my favorite systems. Even AFTER they went bankrupt!! Cuz the games costed like $5!!

    Hell, i just built my own PC witha $500 GTX 295 videocard, and $200 Nvidia 3D Vision Glasses. Call me crazy, call me what you like.

  • What level was this set at? Preschool? Good LORD.

  • Would be nice to see a newer updated version.

    I used to love my 3DO though...

  • Wow you're a sucker. Spending 600 bucks on this non-supported turd!

  • Can anyone please tell me how to get this game to work? I used to play it every day 10 years ago. I want to play it again so badly. I downloaded it somewhere but it's DOS crap and I have even crappier vista. Can someone help me? Or tell me where I can play it online or something?

    Thanks.

  • You can download a free program called dosbox online. Its an emulator for dos.

  • That has got to be the most annoying chess game ever.

  • Had this on the Mac way back when. Wish I could play it again.

  • Holy crap I used to play this game so much The rooks KICKED ASS

  • best battle chess game... do they make battle chess anymore? and where can I get a pc version form?

  • Queen = Milf

  • Wow, way nicer than the dos version.

  • what a weak opening move :p really nice game though

  • a4?

  • haha

  • I remember this one, it's was a very elegant game that still looks nice even today

  • i love the music.. does anyone know where i can just find the audio file for this game?

  • omg the sound effects in this game are hilarious

  • write battle chess in google and then you can download it^^

    but wtf where is the end ?

  • man can we download this game on net ???

  • you could have gone to the options and turn animations off =)

  • @xannidel man... who can play with that kind of music.. You just can't concentrate in the game.. Always that flute!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHH

  • @freddysaar hahaha it sure did leave a nice ingraved moment in my mind

  • Speaking of this game, I wonder does anyone have "Chess Mates"? No, not the Kasparov one, the one made by Brainstorm.

  • What the heck, lmao the castling is a freaking huge monster?!??!

  • I LOVE THIS GAME!

    It makes me happy that my dad still has 3DO.

  • what games does he have and would he ever sell it?

  • Um, he has quite a few games. Unfortunately, most of them I don't remember their names, so I'll just name my favorites;

    1. Battle Chess

    2. Twisted (my cousins and I OBSESS over that game!)

    3. Ice Breaker (gotta love those pyramids)

    4. Need for Speed

    5. Family Feud

  • When my Dad bought Battle Chess it was in a pack with I think four other games. I can't remember any of those, but my Dad said that they were real cheap.

    My dad also has a lot of flying games that I can't remember what they were called.

    There was one where you had to protect this red truck from an enemy. There was another one that went from state to state. I think the first state was New Mexico. The narrator had a really deep creepy voice.

  • I got battle chess and I think it came with Lord of the rings, Secret Weapons of the luftwaffe (flight sim) and Out of this World. The lord of the rings game was awesome.

  • Oh, and how could I ever forget Pe' Od (spell?). Where you were a chef on a spaceship and it get's taken over by aliens.

    My Dad loves that game. I just like to watch when he plays that one.

    Um, about the selling part, I think the answer would be no.

    Sorry.

    ^__^

    Wow, that was a long reply. XD

  • That is sooo slow paced.

  • please, rename this video:

    "How not to play chess!"

  • can anyone help me please, I had this version on my windows 95, can you tell me the exact name of the game with those graphics?

    I know this is for the 3DO but I remember having the computer game with those graphics and not the DOS battle chess graphics, thank :)

  • Hey yehon100. Go to ABANDONIA(dot)com.. Search "battle chess". Thats the original version. I just dl'd it the other day. I also had it for 95 years ago. Pretty sure thats the version your looking for.

  • in emule can find the game with the name: "Battle Chess Enhanced", it's a CD Iso.

  • if you were dumb enough to buy a 3DO, I doubt you're a very good chess player.

  • lol, true. 3DO is for arcade, not for thinking and strategy.

  • These players are idiots!

  • These players are idiots.

  • anyone have a clue where to download it plz, i looked everywhere, please reply a link

  • ABANDONIA(dot)com.. Search "battle chess". Thats the original version

  • I loved this game. It was awsome and i had many good laughs.. :o)

  • Blizzard and Interplay are completely two diffrent companies...

  • Not much violence compared to GTA, but it kept me entertained in the 3rd grade.

  • the closest thing to a negro in the game was the king when he pulls out a pistol

  • omg i remember this

  • anyone knows where can I dowload this game?

  • google

  • rom huslter, type that into google and you can download ANY rom or emulator. For those who were asking about where they can get this, your welcome.

  • it was so good my friend

  • Ah, brings back memories

  • that music would drive me INSANE

  • is there a place where I can download this?

  • is there a place where u can download this

  • I've got the crappy old DOS version (Interplay), where'd you find this gem?

    It's got the original sound too, I love it, I must have.

  • i was about to say the same thing. the 4 colour version is shit compared to this :)

  • I did a little better, I've got the VGA--8 colors maybe. LOL!

  • wow it must take like 3 hrs 2 finish one game lol

  • They should make another sequel.

  • i loved that game i spend hours and hours playing.i have no idea why i loved it so much.

  • oh ya this is what i played chess on as a kid. was a bit spooky at the time the way they capture pieces. the rook eats people alive, the queen shanks the king. lol oh well.

  • awesome on amiga

  • Really? I'm not sure.

  • God, I remember having this.

    I don't remember it looking so bad! XD

    The queens are still as hot as ever. X)

  • lol..yea the queen is hot especially the loading screen

  • I had this. Great game. Too bad I'm terribl