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  • poor ezio, he thought that he and caterina were going to get serious...but of course he chose the have sex ask questions later option.

  • the guy sitting on the bench at 10:35 looks like giovanni auditore

  • 5:05 guard sees Caterina lying on the stairs. vaguely wonders what the prisoner is doing outside, shrugs, and goes back to patrol. Ezio: removing stupidity from the workforce for the greater good of humanity XD

  • what the!? the top comments talk about the same thing?

  • Ezio must have a Tide-2-go pen somewhere on him.

  • 10:33 Giovanni Auditore ?????!!!!!!

  • 0:24 eat hay mofo

  • we all coulda killed as much guards as he did in minuites in seconds.

  • I'm surprised that Ezio's Assassin Robe isn't permanently stained red....

  • 3:27-3:28 O i dare u all right bitch

  • WARNING- become anonymous

    not sit on a bench to relax from carrying the big whore around...

  • where would i be without these walkthrough thankssss

  • Love the self-cleaning robes, btw.

  • Caterina's boobs are hugee <3

  • Son of a whore xD

  • 3:44 Upskirt! hahaha

  • Ezio and Caterina somewhat remembered me of Desmond and Lucy.

  • 9:30 - JUST ESCAPE ON THE HORSE TO PREVENT 9:45 FROM HAPPENING!

  • 5:05 Guard sees Caterina lying on the stairs and just acts like it's nothing

  • At 10:40 he got the gaurd he killed to sit on the bench making it look like he's alive.

  • it sounds like their fucking each other

  • Caterina: Don't you dare !

    *whaaaaa!*

    Ezio: hehehe.

    AHHAHAHAHAHA xd

  • @realloveisfood I love how he just chuckles, he's probably going to regret that later

  • @realloveisfood were can i find this part at any minute????

  • @nada2060 3:21 - 3:31 =)

  • 3:25 best part ever!!! XD

  • "Don't you dare!"

    "Ehe."

    xDDDD

  • reminds me of cod4 the ghillie misson:D:D:D

    

  • there are black people in this game

  • 10:30

    It was pretty cool how you killed that guard and made it look like a coffee break!

  • 3:38 threesome ;)

  • wtf its ezios father omg!!!!!???? at 10:35

  • did she just said ezio figlio di putanna (son of whore) wtf !

  • 03:38 gangbang

  • 03:38 O.O 

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  • A word with you!!!

    A knife with you.

  • dont carry her she needs to be revived

  • how can we flee from fight area. ?

  • I don't know that the white robe is a great camo in the dark XD

  • "dont you dare" - and enzio like "mihihi" xd

  • @ 7:50 i dont blame that guard if he wants to die

  • 03:23 loooooooooooool

  • 8:18 Random Standing Guy! (Top left)

  • I guess no one understands the meaning of "Return to the Castello"

  • I guess its just normal there to see a lady laying on the stairs XP 5:03

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  • 3:44 i see her panties Lol

  • graphics are so great usually the feet are always weird in videogames , but with caterina they did an amazing job

  • LOL...Caterina"Don't you dare..*Ezio drops her in hay* Ezio:hehe.... lol funny

  • Don't you dare.

    Drops her

    Hehe.

    XD

  • 3:27 he drop her then jump in drag the guard "come let have 3some"

  • you could see inside her skirt at 3:41

  • The guy playing this game sucks at it jeez

  • @TheWill5713 you suck

  • @xGarudx Wow

  • 9:52 that was a sick execution

  • 5:10 nice ass shit how u planned that out

  • 2:00-2:03 was the basically the same way he killed the other guard in the previous vid. thats some De Ja vu shit right there lol

  • 5:05 the guard didn't even give a fuck. 

  • Ezio really knows how to pickup Ladies Giggity :D

  • hes good but if he sat there and killed them untill they stopped comming that would be pro

  • 10:39 Giovanni?

  • theres one gaurd just standing there on the bridge fight

  • look the body in 8:55

  • Assassins Creed 1: Altair: I can do that. >.>

  • Caterina: why save me ezio?

    Me: Cuz i wanna get laid again

  • 10:36

    IT'S EZIO'S DAD!!!! O.O 

  • @Aleesaneenja Oh my god it is

  • @Aleesaneenja Weel he is not death!:)))

  • @Aleesaneenja and ezio did not notice

  • @Aleesaneenja omg it is

  • @Aleesaneenja lol

  • GOOD KILL GOOD KILL :D

  • 11:26 my fave part :-)

  • @3rdPersonCeaser propably cus ur a retard

  • 3:21 VERY FUNNY MOMENT, HE JUST DROPS HER!!!!! :D LOL LOL

  • 8:07 So beastly. lol :D

  • Etzio: sit on chair, become invisible

  • shut the fuck up ONLINE!!!

  • a good player

  • anyone els see the guard at 8:00 standing on the left like nothing is happening

    its like he is ignoring you guys ....////smart guard.lol

  • Awe man... @ 8:00 that part gave me so much hell! I had to redo it like 6 times because I kept dying...

  • Dumbass guard @ 10:37

  • Man if I saw a dude beasting on the whole army, and a bunch of bodies on the ground.. I would not have even tried to fight him..I ain't a scary cat, but pick your battles...ONES THAT YOU KNOW YOU WILL WIN..SHEESH..

  • 3:26 FpsRussia's Laugh :D

  • Ummm did anyone else see tthat weird advertisement?

  • 00:19

    Caterina: "what are you doing ezio?!"

    Eizo:"PWNING!!"

  • ive seen up lucrezias skirt and now ive seen up catherinas

  • Haha I can't imagine Mahalo playing this part 8:00 xD

  • @Callisto000 hahah i watched mahalo's walkthroughs and finished ac2 damn almost every video pisses me off. hahaha

  • @Callisto000 I didn't watch Mahalo. Are they good fighting or bad?

  • @kivanc903

    u cant imagine how fucking bad he plays...I think they just love to climb everywhere no matter how tiresome it maybe..

  • 1:52 wow she can project her voice well.

  • 03:44 i can see Caterina's underwear!!!

  • caterina: don't u dare!-aaaahhhh!!!!!

    ezio: (evil laughter)

    caterina: u son of bitch

  • caterina: what are u doing ezio?

    ezio: shut up caterina i'm trying to kill people

  • riding like in mount & blade

  • O_O at 10:35 when he sat on that bench the dude that was in the camera looked like Giovanni O_O

  • i love when ezio threw the woman and laughed. at 3:29

  • @TervaMonni omg yeah Lucrezia like hit her and her leg hurts and then Ezio just throws her... wth lol xD

  • At the part where you need to kill guards for 1 min I found a horse than sit on it than just make circles swinging my sword

  • 10:43 here sir have a seat

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  • "dont u dare. aaaahhhhh!

    He he thats for the fake sex

  • @ventus12312 SHE ONLY DID THAT to ensure their allegiance...politics...she USED him, IRONIC, considering how he used women, :O

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  • 3:25

    *throws cristina down as shes a trash and jumps in hay as its a trash bin*

    *the hay is probaly already a bit with poop*

    lol

  • This is so ridiculous, today games sucks so hard.

  • @Nihilieu What do you mean? Do you not like ACB...?

  • @patriotrower Indeed I do not, I find this boring, easy, arcade and designed for 10-years-old or retards. Why so many incapable enemies, why blinking of interactive objects?! And why is he in that funny dress, I thought this game means to be historical; it's more like a clown trying to hide in a crowd. :D

  • @Nihilieu Not trying to nitpick, but-

    All the enemies are capable, they have weapons. If he is in a stealth mission, the guards must patrol back and forth. If it were like real life, where you could see someone climb a wall 50 yards away, it would be too difficult. The objects blink so you know which object does what. There is a mission with 5 paintings in a row, and you need 2 of them. (There are also guards by each painting). It helps to know what you need. The dress are assassin robes, BTW.

  • @Nihilieu You forgot to say "in my opinion".

  • 3:25 "Bitch Please!" Lol

  • is that dude sitting next to Ezio at 10:33 Ezio's father? How did he survive the hang in Assassin's creed II???

  • 3:39 Threesome? - 3:41 Nope. Just an assassination. How sad.

  • @7:30 and by "distract", Ezio means "kill"

  • @jon99977 Use the knob to go in and out and X to switch positions.

  • LOL the sounds Ezio makes has he carries Caterina XD

  • @nejiten432

    jaja yeah, looks like someone is getting old .w.U

  • Figlio di puttana :D (son of a....)

  • Figlio di puttana :D (son of a....)

  • Are those guards that stupid...man...

  • This guy is a fucking pro.

  • lol 10:30 Ezio:  your turn to sit down

  • 03:44 Panty Vision ;3

  • my bad its 9:41

  • 9:40 DAMN! That guy was fast!!! O_O

  • Caterina: "I only slept with you to form allegiance, get it?"

    Ezio: "...... Well, this is awkward." *drops Caterina*

  • 10:38 Ezio's Dad? ?...

  • when I fight the guards I always take down the weaker ones first because they could be able to catch you when you run away or they get scared and run away making you even more a wanted target by the city

  • who hates the adds on youtube?

  • yes, lets all run at the building that is exploding /:( I.Q.= 3 

  • at 10:36 is that Ezio's dad????????

  • @ 10:36 doesn't that look like Giovanni Auditore??

  • wait how did the castelo blw up???

  • 5:04

    guard looks at caterina

    guard: meh, my wife is hotter

  • nice threesome in the hay ..

  • if you didnt get full synch for helping her escape you fail epicly and should abandon videogames

  • 3:44 Upskirt?

  • HAHA 5:05 CATERINA IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE GUARD AND HE STARES THEN TURNS

  • @emeljipuroo because a group of people attacking one man proves what? jack shit. you take a man out by yourself then you're a man

  • The AI is really dumb as hell: the gards see there buddy corpses and don't even draw out their weapons or call for help.

  • 8:11 glitch

  • next time im wanted be the police i'll just sit on a bench and they magically wont see me

  • is altair the grand pa of ezio ????

  • @pipper07 ancestor, just like Ezio is a ancestor of Desmond.

  • the guards r fast as shit

    

  • I love how in ever AC there's always that one enemy who stays and fights. Like bitch I just slaughtered an entire armada of you motherf*ckers, what the hell were you hoping to do?

  • 2:54 to 2:58 was awesome

  • cow: oh shit theres guards, i think cat will be fine here (puts down on stairs) (runs away)

    guard: who da fuck is that?

    cow: ahhh shit...

    guard: oh well going back dont wanna get in trouble

    cow: yes (assasination)

    4:51 - 5:10

  • 5:15 Ezio rows the boat

  • 05:26 boobs on her back?

  • @nilboi999 no its her shoulder blades

  • @nilboi999 called shoulder blades, u have them to, *warning* not actual blades

  • @TheMarathonproductio yes i know mate i was just having a pump of HUMOUR on my body

  • Woaho, teh AC Revelations trailer appeared just before the video.

  • Woaho, the AC Relevations Trailer before the video. xD

  • 2:00 de ja vu?

  • it is great to see the game the way it was meant to be played

  • 2:57 Lol, teleportation jump kill.

  • 3:22 boobs

  • dont u dare. -drops- hehe pwned

  • they really should have beat up the girl locked her in the cell and throw away the key

  • haha its ezios dad 10:33