Never Mind the Buzzcocks S20E01 (Part 3)

[viktorgvg]

@ 7:14 just add Simon's aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh yogscast :))

[PollyBreedDumb]

Number 5 is friends with Eliza Doolittle on Facebook.

[tezza007]

Number 2 is Simon Pegg isn't it?

[jamesthewizard98]

number 5 has been in 7 different line ups

[KittyRikku]

I loved Alan Davies in Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging.

[billzyisgod]

Passing man: excuse me, which way is the nearest town.

#5: well looky wat we got hear. looks like yu lost boy. We dont get many stangers round these parts an we dont take kindly to em eiver.

Passing man: i think ill just go

#5: where d'yu think yur going boy come back ear

Passing man: please no

#5: yeah i gonna cut your pretty face up

[MrDistrugator]

I AM THE ONE AND ONLY!

[pulkmees]

I do believe this is the best Buzzcocks episode with Amstell and coincidentally I started watchin Buzzcocks from this episode.I've only seen episodes with crappy guests or less jokes after this.

The chair bit is a very good gimmick.

[AreYuuDizzy]

@pulkmees you NEED to see the amy winehouse episode. Best bit of tv of the past two decades

[misszotee]

i know its harsh and i feel really sorry for him but number 5 is really freakin me out

[rajivk91]

"...and then they fall over and die"

[curiousoctopus]

Someone needs to edit all of Simon's chair-moments into a video of its own..

[walonsubi]

The guy on Phill's team looks like Noel Fielding after ten years of crack.

[Maurius96]

Number 5 is Phil Zimmerman :)

[Toddy354]

"...And then they fall over and dieee...."

[Toddy354]

I'M BRINGIN' SEXY BACK UGHHHHHHHHHHHH

[spiderwebster]

3:40 onward = GOLD

[spiderwebster]

Number 5 made me laugh so hard my stomach hurts

[salad1230]

Simon you would appreciate this ...number 2 is quite cute isnt he

..........Yes i would because I....am a a homosexual

[Rayman408]

Haha that Wrong Turn bit cracked me up

[DayDreamtoSleep]

How did they not get number two? he had "racing cars" on his cap!

[sess2011]

Number 5 was on BGT

[FireSinger]

Number 5 looks like Elrond's angry inbred cousin. 'o_o

[Ps3KILLZYOU]

Hello and welcome to Albanian Grand Prix! Number 4 will be driving train !!! <XD

[roooseness]

Oh Simon, why do you have to be gay. ;_;

[phantomsonlylove]

simon, baby, with you in the room sexy never left!

[bezzle94]

0.00 - 0.12 Simon, I love you.

[Crazybeatlesmaniak]

I want Simon back, him and Noel Fielding are amazing together!

[forshizzlemywizzle]

"I saw this film called wrong turn, right..."

>Understand reference

> ASPHYXIATE AND DIE FROM LAUGHTER

[malayka13]

number 5 was in some other line up in some other episode of NMTB and Bill made same "Wrong Turn" joke

[BboyFiZiX]

"yes i would for i, am a homosexual" XD

[EdgarRazorlip]

I reckon #5 is from The Hills have Eyes

[bigsoso20]

isnt number 5 from van Helsing or a movie like that, looks familiar

[VickeyjRickelton]

#5 on the second won is soooo creepy no offense!

[RoryOhDeeIsMe]

Poor number five - he can't help looking like that! Just so harsh!

[mightymellow01]

@RoryOhDeeIsMe

haha to be fair, he's hamming it up

[TheAboutLastNight]

This episode didn't have an awkward moment and the guests were all genuine fun. Thanks so much for the upload:)

[MystOfOblivion]

Best episode ever. I think I have never laughed so hard in my entire life...

[SelfSwindler]

"You'd appreciate this, number five's quite cute isn't he?"

"Yes I would, because I am a homosexual."

[stevebloodymckenna]

I love this show thanks for putting it up. alan davies was brilliant

[Syralis]

I think I busted something.

[TuleRune]

Number 5 was on Britains Got Talent yesterday. His name is Phil Zimmerman and he did wear his dungarees and was crazy.

[whowantsabighug]

Number 5 was in the episode with the dickhead punk man.

[DeadSOLz]

Bill Bailey is soooooooo funny!!!!!! XD

[Kullg4r]

"Yes I would because I... am a homosexual."

[ThePag09]

I'm pretty certain 'number 5' is on Britain's Got Talent in the next couple of episodes :D

[Nyoggzathulhu]

Is it me, or did number 4 look like an old Jack Dee?

[ouiseylou]

That Mortie guy - number 2 - looks like an older Simon Pegg XD

[ooLJCoo]

Nerina is perfect

[REMnut12]

I LOVE PHIL!!

[joeisaflyingfish]

Number 5 is always in the line up...

[Marindo]

nerina is so cute XD

[QuikVidGuy]

Number 5 had watched Doctor Who the night before, and thought Bill looked suspisciously granite-like.

[ouiseylou]

@QuikVidGuy Ha! Genius :P

[defiler3]

Epic standoff!

[satans8937]

This is one of the better episodes. Great laughs!

[greekdee]

Simon is most definitely bringing sexy back. :)

[LMW87MMA]

third time I've seen #5 on this show.... and I can't wait to see him again. best lineup person ever

[Aylviana]

I recognise mumber 5! I'm fairly sure I have seen him begging in my town before.

[Lonth117]

number five was in the episode with donny tourett

[Jb4Mad4it]

7.21 - 7.26 = Comedy Perfection.

[00Manga0Lover00]

XD "I'm bringing sexy back UUUUGH!"

[PrismaticDragonfly]

Number 5 is terrifying! O.O

[skitzojoey]

"i had no idea he'd look like that when I said that"

[janeeyre1990]

#2 looks like future Simon Pegg.

[ShaunHawksworth]

Number 5 is Phil Zimmerman

youtube.com/watch?v=qfd42Qh2j6­o

[Jibbx]

"i saw this film wrong turn, right!" haha

[ElPlonk0]

they've used number 4 before

[95kittens]

Number 5 is fucking creepy!!!

[lubberz]

number 5 looks like Christopher Lambert from the movie Highlander

[flyawayhome3]

That chair was such an incredible idea.

[StopStealingEggs]

that woman in the crowd with the most obnoxious laugh during the number 5 bit was so fucking annoying. HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!!!!!

[ShredJK]

Damn Bill is on form in this one

[evans859]

COLOSTOMY BAG!!!

[Efreeti]

Nerina is super cuute!

[mallikahd]

I always feel bad for the line-up. :p

[Deesade86]

@mallikahd same here but you have to laugh :-)

[mallikahd]

@Deesade86 I do, 'cause it is really funny, but still... :p Although, you know what's coming to you when you sign on for ANY part on Buzzcocks. :p

[Cokecakepopcorn]

Anyone know where else number 5 is at? like other shows or more line ups?

[MikeyNiv]

@Cokecakepopcorn he's got a couple of videos on YT, also apparently attacked amanda holden on BGT but thats all lies

[LovesUniqueSounds]

@Cokecakepopcorn s20e02, and s24e03

[EJ386]

Nr 5 is also the double of Stephen Mulhern in the last BGMT season

[Kerridee100]

#5 looks like Buffalo Bill--it's kind of freaking me out : P

[Foxyon55]

really entertaining! ohhhhhhh dearrrr

[scylla019]

"what do you mean we don't know, we don't have to, you know, go over into the paddock to ride the horses."

[TillieMoon]

Could NOT stop laughing from 3:20 to 6:43. Just all of it. Just.... ooh man. My stomach hurts.

[RTAN45]

4:43 genuinely gave me a heart attack

[lucyparry1]

haha number 5 is in a few episodes !!

[db1987db]

Who IS Number 5?! What's his name?

[Simetra666]

@db1987db I don't think anyone knows but I believe he is Simon's version of Athelston Williams from Mark Lamarr's time on Buzzcocks.

[ajmf35029]

what was simon's name for number 5? sounded something like calostovie rag?

[happyjellyfish]

@ajmf35029 Colostomy bag. It's basically a bag they connect to your large intestine through your stomach so you can shit after operations or diseases. 

[sess2k9]

Number 2 in the first line up looks like an older Simon Pegg

[watergal619]

what is that action Simon does after he goes "HAH!"

[Hargy69]

''We'll pick number 4.....but I'm watching number 2!''

God, I love NMTB! Bring Bill and Simon back!

[sorrowit]

what song are they talking about  at 7:47 ? please tell me

[jcarrcarr]

number five is cracking me upppp

[irwellsteam]

hello and welcome to albanian grand prix. number 4 will be driving train.

Phill's a legend

[MissStyk]

5 is a professional model. Hes called Phil Zimmerman. I kid you not.

Thanks, PhiMine. :D

[evenstar6q]

I actually really want to know who number 5 is, and where they found him.

[skellington167]

how do the people in the line up keep a straight face?

[brottarnacke]

Number 5 is so fricking scary.

[dracoslover123]

"We don't have to go over into the paddock to ride the horses" amazing!!!!!

[ghostgirl468]

Omg that Bonnie Tylor song (Total Eclipse of the Heart) has been haunting me ever since I watched FAQ About Time Travel last week :L

Anyway thanks soooooooo much for uploading this, I LOVE SIMON!!!!

[oOIMKDIOo]

I was n' a Boooybannd!! i'm Okaaay!!

[oohdear1397]

Did anyone else notice how disturbing that woman in the audience's laugh is at 4:21 :P

[anc109]

hahaha yes i would because i am a homosexual!!! hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[anc109]

number 5 hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaa

[kwesleyb]

Number 5, that part. Thats my funniest highlight ive even seen on TV completely. Ive never laughed so hard in my life.

[hjenkinz]

The gay joke prompted a google search... I don't think I was the only one to not realise he's gay

[DJOfRadioGallifrey]

@hjenkinz I only found out 2 hours before watching this segment on youtube, I view him in a different light.....not in a bad way, I feel I find him even sexier.

[coolbean08]

"Because I....am a homosexual."

Oh, Simon. That makes my Buzzcocks top moments along with "I am the one and only" and Simon mimicking Lee from Blue :D

[coolbean08]

i love simon's face at 5:21 so much.

[357Snowball]

Marcmurray1 Bill has asthma.

[beccaweccakins]

0:10 simon definitely is bringing sexy back "UHH!"

[MissStyk]

Number 5 is a model. I shit you not. His name is Phil Zimmerman and hes on "The Ugly Agancy"

[Cokecakepopcorn]

Number 5 been before?

[jjammmees]

@Cokecakepopcorn A few times

[senorcromas]

I think Simon got stuck on his desk there at the end...

[marcmurray1]

I've been noticing that cough for a while now.

[fayemcrxo]

That number 5 dude looks just like Sloth from the Goonies.

[CosmicPoonTang]

How do they judge how much time they get on the last round lol!

[gawwy123]

@CosmicPoonTang There's probably a time limit but a lot of the 'next lines' are skipped in order to save time. I got confused before when I counted 3 correct answers but they got 6 points in the round! haha

[CosmicPoonTang]

@gawwy123 Yeee that makes a lot of sense when you think about it!

Thanks :P

[beccaweccakins]

@gawwy123 i think they put 2 points for every next line they get right. i watched one of mark lemar's episodes earlier and they had the scores up during next lines and they went up by 2 for every correct answer

[critchlowfchc]

how many episodes per series???

[NoelFielding4ever]

"yes i would because I am a homosexual"

good on ya simon

[Lisaa82]

How does Simon call number 5.. I can't really hear it properly.. :(

[silverbolt360]

@Lisaa82 U mean the weird lookin 1? he says "colostomy bag"

[Lisaa82]

@silverbolt360 Thanks! :)

[tsushima91]

the second #5 looks like a VERY distorted/demented Hugo Weaving ^^

[SoupEtwist]

Number 2 looks so much like an old Simon Pegg

[superkeaton]

goddammit, I want that chair

[tsushima91]

5 (#2) has been in the line-up a few times =)

[A16AdamWalker]

I hath seen evil and its name is No 5

[alexisyeas]

i love the irony of the moment at 7:24

[Dontknockmedown]

in some strange way simon and no.5 could be brothers...

[be19nt86]

Number four does not look like a lesbian!!!

[123456yum123456]

Oh my sweet Jesus. You know creepy Number 5? He's an extra in the BBC's adaptation of Martin Amis's Money. If you want to see him he's on at about 1 minute 20 seconds, on the plane seat just in front of Nick Frost's character. It's on iPlayer if your desperate to see him.

It's just nice to know he's getting work.

[alexisyeas]

LOL at the audience member laughing at 3:46 - 3:47

[infantryrko]

I truthfully nearly gave myself a hernia on account of laughing so much at no. 5 in this ep. Great, thanks PhilMine!

[queenrocks21]

OMG It's Pluto from the Hills Have Eyes :)

[Pluss18]

Whats that song @ 7:03 . Cant hear the answer.

[fittedtee]

:( Poor number 5.

[CrytpicMetaphor]

Holy shit, the first #2 looks like an old Simon Pegg.

Cheers for all the uploads PhiMine, makes YouTube worth visiting.

[xXxemmaisamazingxXx]

i love simon sooo much, is it awfully wrong of me to have bit of a massive crush on him?

[xxxsomeonextragicxxx]

That is the first thing I've ever watched that I proper pissed myself laughing at, and my deadpan is region renowned I'll have you know....

[EsMusician]

Lol at 7:13 "oh, I wrote this!" Laffin laffin laffin. I saw Nerina live once and she forgot the lyrics to Patience, priceless.

Love this show, thanks for posting.

[bobbywingood]

PhiMine, you are the only source for Buzzcocks in the States. Thanks! Now if I could just find someone with a QI stockpile.

[AvalaDemson]

wow. number 5 is scary!

[norwichtillidie]

i love this show its so funny

[mychematthedisco]

SOOOOO FUNNY! Simon was hilarious! i miss him

[Musseduss]

"Yes I would, cause I... am a homosexual." That is so fantastic! xD

[kstarquasar1]

i adore simon!!!

[xarcherx987]

Pause at 0:10, simon's face is fantastic.

[ToBzZy22]

Best episode ever , thanks so much for these

i could watch from 0:00 to 0:10 all day

[lolawolf12345]

Ive watched that bit about 14 times still not bored :P luv simon<3<3<3<3

[Fr0ZenFiSH]

there's a woman in the audience with a very annoying laugh!!

[porthibs]

I AM THE ONE AND ONLY, priceless man !!

[TopDog69]

Number 5 looks like a warped version of Andy Murray.

[matthieus2]

Thanks again for uploading these.

[bluespirtsam]

i think they were a bit too mean to number 5 theyy kinda crossed the line lol xP

[bread113]

i wud do anything for simon 2 come back :(

[alexisyeas]

@bread113 and bill.

[rach3vz]

Me toooo :-( I love him, it's not the same. :-(

[mrbeanaswell]

@bread113 learn to spell

[i0sparkle]

No. 5 has been in the line-up before, the episode, with Donny Tourette and Noel Fielding and Philip Olivier x

[gerard991]

who is that guy in the line up number 5 ive seen him on this before

[benjamingelad]

i thought i'd seen him on an earlier episode too