Jeremy Kyle one-night stand on CCTV english subtitles part 3

[notoriousspb]

I'm really glad this is subtitled

[MixtapeWeekly]

i know its childish but....hehe...jeremy said bitch haha

[JuanKerr83]

Dean looks like a piranha

[FATBOYCALLUMZ]

"CANNABIS"

[Ashwhoplaystheguitar]

his eyes at 4.40 

[Ashwhoplaystheguitar]

i love common northern people

[ttiiyy]

Ann is not even making sense. She said that it's not an affair, and then he said to Danny that yes we did have an affair. Sigh, what a moron. Danny looks decent, why did he fuck an ugly woman?

[ttiiyy]

there was a romour you were sleeping with the 2 sisters at the same time. As if they would sleep together

--->Wow, really? Really?

[hannahbellanublord]

@riichards just without the philips

[RetroGirl1974]

'Laughs Heartily' say the subtitles. Haha, love it! That old bat is WEIRD looking, looks a bit backward!!

[riichards]

the woman sounds like psycho Paul from Ideal.

[taffwob]

@riichards We should have got her to say Tanyaaaaaaaaa

[gregtube88]

Kyle is a trillion times worse than all the vermin who have appeared on his show put together. Thumbs up if you agree.

[RetroGirl1974]

@gregtube88 No WAY!!!!!

[TheDjinn2]

"One of them is going to kill each other" WTFIT?????????????

[cockneyrobin]

"How did you find yourself round the back of the petrol station on CCTV?"

I was looking to fill up with some unleaded.

[TheDjinn2]

"God made Man in HIS own image" Well, Darwinists, here we have it. Positive proof that evolution does NOT exist!

[zJooex]

what did she say when that fat guy started laughing?

[philw12345]

that dude would literally ROFL ( 6.20 ) if that chair weren't there. LOL!

[Ascyltos]

Why do they dip the sound when she says "to make me look like a slut?" How's "slut" offensive?

[duffmanbuzzin2k8]

(ALL ARGUE) Yea deaf people totally get the whole story -_-

[listenTOcallum]

danny's a well posh chav

[chimpus182]

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE

[lovebritcoms]

fuhglies

[lovebritcoms]

justification for sterilization....and making booze illegal

[CMStu]

(ALL ARGUE)

[RunscapeHacks4U]

I just wanted somebody in the crowd to shout: "YOU SLAAYG!"

[Caolderick]

Noorrrrr Noorrrrr Noorrrrrrr Noooowwwrrrrr

[Thisismytrollingface]

That guy has an AMAZING laugh!

[awsomemct]

They are fucking council estate dickheads who should hung. She is a tramp and he is a fucking retarded cunt who pisses the bed. PLEASE FUCK OFF.

[Fawkhall]

These people are a product of the benefits system - they are all unfit for work and spend their dole money on snide fags and cheap booze - when they are not fucking other O2 thieves with teeth like an abandoned victorian graveyard . . . they are watching Jeremy Kyle or throwing sofas into the front garden.

[TheAlienFan]

@Fawkhall Well,I'm in the benefits system because I have a disability,and none of my benefits goes on fags and booze. Please don't tar us all with the same brush.If I could work,I would,believe me.These guys are just a bunch of idiots

[kazb25]

where are these people from? wigan??

[DeanGoulding]

Oh, she "filled up" all right.

[timgti]

council cunts jesus people like this need putting down

[10GreenDay01]

5:16 sounds like he's saying "that is totally not a lie"

[mattwill101]

i only put it on to watch the cctv footage what a fucking let down dossy old slag!!!

[dbhardhousefever]

fuckin darren flecher!!! i cooook for him and knife him up!! lol

[jamesg24]

"We was together" - I wish these people would learn English.

[xierotron]

@jamesg24 agreed all these peasants around me in the uk with their "we was" n "them apples" n "you was" makes me wanna puke

[Snowboardbound]

Cute couple!

[bexhark]

i was not on CTTV!

[DaughterOfVampire]

WE WOZ TOGEVAH

[DeadSleepers]

I wouldn't touch that crackwhore with a 20 foot pole!

[SuperOggaBogga]

@DeadSleepers mate thats cruel, rude and nasty. Dont you mean 40 foot?

[rareisalive]

thoes 2 are made for eachother, they're fucking UGLY!

[CainG88]

I'd hate to be a stripper at her party. Imagine what her friends look like.

[xBabyGaga]

she.got.OWNED

[andariel1844]

jesus christ that man has terrifying eyebrows...actually his entire face is terrifying, i do not blame that woman for having an affair. at all.

[wales2k4eva]

as you can see the British men cant be choosers.

[PaddysRedDevils]

the woman looks like darren fletcher

[Maceio360]

@PaddysRedDevils HAHAHAHAHA ITS SOOO TRUE

[chocolatespacker]

@PaddysRedDevils I'd say she looked more like Gary Neville.

[teenfitness1992]

@PaddysRedDevils Harsh on darren fletcher mate xD

[Paddy17051990]

Inbreeding much?

[seddiefan5]

Love how Jeremy says 'bitch'. <3 hehehehehehe. And I swear, that womans fanny must be better looking than her face!

[MrBen500]

how do people get like this. its madness

[XxMegadethX29xX]

and also....WHAT TWO GUYS WOULD DO THAT......THING!

[XxMegadethX29xX]

My god that has got to be the most god awful looking couple I have ever seen..............on a computer screen.

[JamminJonny94]

LMAO person clapping on their own then giving up because no-one else did........ 0:58

[XxGREATxBRITAINxX]

She's not worth loving >.>

[anniethieves23]

hey its called a gas station>>>>

[ultran33b]

@anniethieves23 If we put Gas in our cars they'd float.

[santiano42]

@ultran33b that sounds like a plan! if the car had enough helium balloons I'm sure you'd save on petrol! There. I just solved the energy crisis :P In a fun way!

[XxGREATxBRITAINxX]

@anniethieves23

Hey... it's spelt colour (Y)

[DeanGoulding]

@XxGREATxBRITAINxX Epic xenophobe is epic

[aerox69x]

This guy looks surprised all the time O_O

[Aliicelouise]

LOL there was a romour you were sleeping with the 2 sisters at the same time. As if they would sleep together LOL LOL LOL

[gryphontastic]

I mean dicks

[gryphontastic]

@andy11200

God their all such ducks

Scummy withproblems and can't afford a prose life without their kids being gypos

[reflexzor2142]

i would love to be part of the audience on jk

[undrugged]

Gas them.

[xpatsrus]

she looks like steptoe. must be awful to be their neighbors.

[reflexzor2142]

@xpatsrus hahahahahhahah

[blueblue542]

hahaha everyone on the council estate knows

[whufclondon]

at least they are all dressed for the occasion!

[maniacluke]

why hasn't the real issue been raised in this video? What is with that man's eyebrows?

[styrofoamclouds]

7:02 id like that

[johnyottpot]

she deffo gets down behind petty stations no questions asked...

[SoiSoiSourzz]

She reminds me of one of the monsters from I Am Legend.

Nightmares.

[skilzpwnu25]

These subtitles actually make them look literate T.T

[weaselbiscuitfuck]

She belongs on Eastenders.

[drumboyex]

classy bird

[moazhaque]

they speak articulately, very sophisticated....

[mmscott9]

I feel sorry for the CCTV operator. nobody should have to see that

[10kinimod]

GOOOOODDDD i wouldnt even know what theyre saying without the subtitles ! :)

[Stagtatstic]

Amy Winehouse comes across as a respectable person, compared to the guests on this show

[sunnycheesecake]

when do we get to see the CCTV footage eh? JOKE ewww imagine that!

[jorjlim]

(ALL ARGUE)

[FloppyDiskClock]

thank fuck for subtitles

[ChloeXlover]

lol @ the guy laughing

[heskey234]

They are all related to Wayne Rooney

[h1bB0ilzZ]

I AM NOT A (sound dipped)!!!

[888Kharami]

that's one violent knife wielding woman.

[m030079]

She went at him with a knife...I can understand getting angry over dirty habits like having to clean up his mess etc. but there is a line when it comes to dealing with it...

[aldrei9]

this would of been so much better if it was uncensored

[TahtiGProductions]

(ALL ARGUE) sums it up really, I want to know were they get these people so I can stay clear

[KryptonDubs]

i wouldnt go near that with a 20 foot pole.

[thedude5000]

Sam Worthington's long lost brother.

[darkkenny22]

4:51

That sums up the entire show.

[Kiazak066]

HE SAID BITCH!

[ChloeXlover]

i lke her voice

its so soothing and calming

:)

[johnyottpot]

I WOULD RATHER WALK ROUND WITH A SHITTY ARSE THAN GET WITH THAT WOMAN!

[Disfigure06]

@johnyottpot LOL

[CrimsonScrewsYaMum]

I cant believe i pay for these lazy cunts to sit around drinking and fucking eachother like the animals they are!

[cassiesmum]

Great neighbours huh?!

[greyreview]

that woman is the most ugly human being i've ever seen.

[MrHeslopian]

@greyreview Did you see her sister?

[GeordieVincent]

His laugh at 6.16 to 6.30 is hilarious lol

[richieblackhearted]

They must get some of these fucktards drunk beforehand. Surely there arent people like this in sober form. If there are, humans have dropped yet another point on the course of evolution. If this is the level of humanity shown on TV then we are fucked as a species. Well & truely fucked!!!

[hod05]

HAHAHA this is a modern day freak show

[kamelion7]

Is it me or does this bird look like Stan Laurel in drag?

[JonnotheHedgehog]

6:18 That's an evil laugh o:

[globe255]

I dont know who is the worst.

[gandalf117]

"One of them is going to kill each other one day." lol

Does that mean that one of them is actually two people at once?

[tubeshan]

Kyle is like X Factor, instead of looking for singers they are auditioning possible human beings.

[wilcooper64]

NOR I WAS NOT ON CEETEEVEETEE

[basicsurfer08]

Yuck..this is not the British accent which I otherwise adore

[posyanne64]

I actually think shes not so thick and she pretty honest..

[shiftkeylol]

6:18

WHAT MUST SHE HAD SAID TO MAKE HIM LAUGH SO MUCH?!

[4fear4hunger4pride]

Very appropriate that there are subtitles. More Jeremy Kyle videos should have this helpful feature.

[potterbond007]

cant believe that my taxes go to pay for the benefits of dickheads like these... :-/

[YoshiEatsWasabi]

Wtf, is this even English?

[Quinn357]

I gotta admuit... thank fuck there are subtitles

[Quinn357]

@andy11200 nice one man... too fucking right ... everything uve said 100% truth

[eatmypies]

@andy11200 MATE PLEASE DONT.ive got 3 kids worked all my life.All my kids work .I live on a council estate,have done for 26 years and paid my rent and council tax during them years.You are casting aspersions on everyone because of these moronic scumbags.We have a lovely community were i live and i do agree we have scum like this amonst us.Please dont judge me or my neighbours like what you have said,its unfair and im sure you are more intelligent than that.

[shawndimery]

@andy11200 Haha! Christmas decorations up all year, thats hilarious!

[albanobob]

@andy11200 well you pretty much said everything i was going too but you did forget to mention their pathetic teeth

[Zmaczimum]

@andy11200 here here good sir!

[TxH1TM4Nz]

@andy11200 Wise words my friend. The world would be a better place if we wern't all about 'Human Rights' when people like this are involved.

[help77me]

@andy11200 haha u couldnt of put it any better,took the words right out of my mouth,fair 1 m8.

[LaCurran88]

@andy11200 Very true

[supermanofdeath]

@andy11200

just take a deep breath

[FridayNightRs]

@andy11200 Like Muslims

[SuccessionLockon]

@andy11200 fortunatly not all council houses are like that, but you'll always have really bad ones!

[mujibatt]

@andy11200 I say that put them down, animals smother their retards at birth why cant humans. People shout me down when i say put them down

you have these councils scumbags to a tea, my son and I were laughing re the pitbull and xmas decorations.. summed them up 100%

I hate paying taxes for these people

Time for them to be culled!!!! Ban fox hunting and start council scum hunting - solutions to all problems ....

[joeyhumbo]

i hope she reads this message ' your FUCKING SCUM! sort you fucking life out u skanky bitch!'

[firefly361]

everyone on the estate knows..."ESTATE" that says it all

[mrdrft99nffc]

fat scrubs who drag england down!

[SanguoYiZhi]

Everyone on t'estate - the words of an open mind -_-

[soyunpreditor50]

That guy`s laugh at 6:17 is just fantastically ugly.

[Simon76373958573633]

LAUGHS HEARTILY LOL

[Andified27]

Mugs.

[wiihaward94]

Lol I would have gone with danny if i was her :')

[lolololAdnan]

does anyone else think the girls in the audience at 6:05 are hot?

[Majo619]

@lolololAdnan i agree

[FkNxProductions]

slag.

[englishguy2005]

Which one's the bloke?

[bionicbhoymcilroy]

her and her sister looks like deed bodys

[thatboffjosh]

Thumbs up for the godlike laugh

[therewasasecretchord]

where is the cctv? do you get to see it?

[mdhey8991]

@therewasasecretchord

It's not on here. Probably up on Redtube or something. Type in 'The escapades of a beautiful and elegant MILF at the petrol station' and it'll be the first hit with millions of views by men desperate to get a piece of that fine specimen of a lady.

[antmanu99]

i hate the world and this generation (apart from xbox and ps3) it is really sad that people like them are sooo childish.

P.S its very entertaining, who agrees?

[mkdfan1990]

i hate this show

[WidnesWonderwall]

"Here's the Million Dollar question is Danny.....were you sleeping with both sisters at one time?"

"As if they would both sleep with each other anyway."

hahaaahahahahahaaaaaahhahaa priceless!!!!!!!

[mekissingyou]

I know its not a comedy but when i need a laugh i'll put this on in the mornings. Pmsl. Its their own fault for going on, not having any respect and airing their dirty laundry in public.

the whole thing is crafty anyway. Basically to get the after care help which usually costs lots of money that they havent got they have to humiliate themselves on national tv first.

[willimurph]

it's like a scene out of lord of the rings.

[m4z3a]

@willimurph loooooooooooooooooooooool

[me64683]

@willimurph they both look like fucking orcs lmao

[RetroactiveNZ]

@willimurph AND MY AXE.

[CallumCD]

shes looks disgusting more than him

[CallumCD]

@CallumCD i mean more disgusting lol

[kurtstansfield]

the subtiles well latee

[maxfm83]

'as if they would both sleep with each other anyway'

That's awesome. What's that legend doing near these 2 loosers?

[chriscooke109]

Bunch of chavs, with a bully as a host. What a great program. Jeremy increases his self worth by getting one over on people a lot less intelligent than him, how fucking pathetic.

[malicea4thought]

@chriscooke109 And we watch it. We're ALL pathetic. 

[ZZKe7]

@malicea4thought Yeah. Especially them though!

[chriscooke109]

@malicea4thought touché.

[ch1mpanzeethat]

Lol i always wondered what Roy Keane was up to these days.

[XxsiananxX]

when that lady came in they shudda played the song

" dude looks like a lady "

:D

love jeremy kyle he is a legend

[Beniffa]

LMAO......

[kamelion7]

"I wasn't on CC TT V V" Stupid ugly cunt

[SmileyDude909]

Check out this fat bloke's eyebrows 0.0

[Superownage01]

0.53 he doesnt make your skin crawl its crawling on it's onw with too many rinkles

[lizardkingsajrs]

they woouldnt have sex at the same time, there sisters...

[TTBLfilms1]

now THIS is entertainment

[jastat]

my taxes go to pay for these people to live...

[unknowndarkskins82]

LOL why does he start laughing at 6:14?