Sam and Max 1x12 Christmas, Bloody Christmas

[Blucan85]

HOLY CRAP IT'S SANTA! WATCH OUT! HE'S PACKIN' HEAT!!!

oh wait, that's not for about ten years... he's also much too tall...

[THiNGYBOBinc]

Sam sounds like King Koopa from the Mario cartoons.

They're probably the same voice actor and I'm making an idiot of myself.

[haydensherrell]

STUPIDEST SHOW EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVEeeeeeeeeeRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Alenthas]

@haydensherrell STUPIDEST PERSON EEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEe­eeeeeeeeeeeRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[hojun018]

Omg soap

[supermantahoo]

I swear to god I saw heavy from tf2 in the thumbnail :|

[rl1712]

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHtolieber....

[Zantillia]

Steve Purcell wrote this one! That's why its so AMAZING! xD

[yetisfeet2]

0:34 HOW BIG IS THERE HOUSE!

[KingMole]

@yetisfeet2 Actually if you look, they are just running in circles around the room.

[yetisfeet2]

@KingMole actually they were running straight 0:40

[Lactose723]

1 person dropped the soap

[chargerfighter1]

This is what they need to put back on TV. First time I've ever watched it. I'm hooked.

[Nanaman12345]

This entire episode is just filled with unbelievably adult humor.

This is what's up. Kids need to be watching more of this.

[GreyJuggernaut]

What no Hanukah reference? This is before the censors dammit.

[youknowitsfunny1]

how many times does he run past the cristmas tree in the begginning o.0

[VTwinty]

*Lights go out* Uh Oh, this can't be good.

[Mikedahunter777]

7:48

BOOGABOOGA!!

oh max you were always the worlds best crazed gunman I mean cop

[hornymaneee]

5:52 Sam sounded like king koopa

[magoichi75]

what kind of woman calls a high level prison home O_o...I'm guessing she earn that nickname the iron madien

[ctarshis01]

Could you get sewed for uploading videos of Sam & Max?

[CCrockyourass]

@ctarshis01 I don't think people get sewed for this kinda thing.

But sued? Probably. But hey, enjoy it while you can.

[DAlimpBIZKIT]

a prison rape joke :P

[ox771]

One of the prisoners got a chainsaw

OMG

[JooceBocksEnt]

This northern cool air is a blast to my blistering southern regions. lol How did that get past the censor's.

[infiniteburgerking]

lol, " an entire blackout in a room full of crazy convicys? ohhh don't be such a fuzzy pants!" well, my life is complete

[Beamfortrress]

WTF? SOAP REFERENCE IN A KIDS' SHOW??

I love this.

[Segepop]

How many Christmas trees do they have?!

[QuikVidGuy]

"And to y'all, g'night!"

[DeathToTehFurries]

The escapee sounds like the medic from TF2. Coincidence?????? I think not.

[BahamutSeven]

Iron Maiden? EXCELLENT! *air guitars*

[chocoletFIRE]

There is no way in he'll they'd class this as a kids show now

SOOOO many mature jokes slipped in

XD

[meganmythwriter]

I now want a fruitcake so that I can carry it around for self-defense.

[wiiking9]

I love this show.

[nat1967]

Just got into the series. Merry Christmas :]

[mrkingofkings]

I have all the episodes on DVD and I still do. Also, I watch this episode every year during Christmas.

[CuckooNow]

The first thing I noticed about the German prisoner was that he was blonde and blue eyed. I jumped to reasonable conclusions.

[Mario78718]

Cencors were invented at the end of this series.

[Mario78718]

BTW, that trick granny ruth has, acctualy works. It just hurts instead of makeing you fall asleap.

[ShadowtailsST]

"this blast or air is a whimsical blast to my lower regions!" The soap on the prison floor scenario... I wonder how much they paid the censors to shut their traps

[CaptainTinTyrant]

0:35 classic hanna-barbera background loop

[Thundaman08830]

why the HELL dont i have a grandma like that?

[2kano113]

@Thundaman08830 cuz you touch yourself at night

[Buliderman9]

What happened to the good times :o

[MrYourtoaster]

@Buliderman9 they were brutally raped by "MODEREN" media

[bigger46]

The blonde German goes, Heil Hitler... Sorry had to say it, love the show

[FallenGemini]

The do n0t open till xmaas ssign on max's butt while he picks up the soap is prb the most funniest thing l have seen in a kid's show

[Rubberman202]

Another brilliant episode written by the man himself, Steve Purcell. And just in time for the holiday season. Or at least the earliest known point of the holiday season, which keeps changing every year!

[Joofee01]

the whole "soap on the prison floor" scenario XD. the thing they got away with those days

[GmodPlusWoW]

Sam and Max is just so awesome, isn't it?

[MrCalhoun]

7:10 The cartoonists obviously played Half-Life.

[MrYourtoaster]

@MrCalhoun this episode came out in 1997 half life came out in 1998 so its the other way round

the devlopers obviously seen sam and max

[OMJosef1996]

@MrYourtoaster i was born in 1996, i wish i was born sooner, but then when im like 70 something in the future they might cme out with weird stuff..idk im just rambling

[tnpan]

What are you doing?!! Don't pick up the soap in a prison shower! You know what happens!

[tnpan]

"The prison walls. If they could talk!"

"I think it's best to keep their mouths shut."

Wow, that's sneaky. Slipped right by the censors.

DON'T PICK UP THE SOAP! Don't you know what happens there?

[Krauserthewolf]

@tnpan i dont get it!!

[Bustias1]

Rofl.... one of the prisoners got a CHAINSAW.

[JOELDSDLR]

0:29 ARNT THEY CUTE!?

[Verru89]

Blood Island??...Something remember me Monkey Island 3 XD

[kloggeddrain]

in the showers,it was hillarious at the dont drop the soap refrences.

[djsufer225]

max=awesome lol

[TheMat1218]

sam&max sound AWFUL

[venom4387985]

What is wrong with the German guys neck?

[vireak209]

i wish my grandma was like this :D

[KankuroDog]

XD wow 6:06 and 6:18 are just hilarious!!

[NeoDragonCount]

"AAAAAAACH du lieber." That was the best bit.

[1catpoop1]

my granny is just as sweet as max's granny but not as badass ;D

[CobraCoyote]

Oh Boy! Its the Mothership, calling me home to my people!

[DuncanW08]

lol even max's ears celebrate christmas

[NathanLStanfield]

00:37-00:47 ether they have alot of cristmas trees or sam was running in acircle for ten seconds

[Gjkl345]

Oh god and the Do no Open Until Xmas sign affixated on Max's rear while he bends.... the horror of that entendre in jail showers will forever haunt me. And its funny!

[Gjkl345]

XD and yet again Sam and Max got away with another inuendo. :3 Boy if these showers could talk...

ehhh uehh I think its best if they keep their mouths shut.

Classic, why doesn't Nostalgia Critic ever put Sam and Max in one of his reviews for best cartoon shows? He should since he likes Animaniacs.

[ArcaneOmen2041]

@Gjkl345

He'd have too many nice things to say.

[LooneyTunerIan]

So I guess Sam & Max were naughty.

[DuncanW08]

@LooneyTunerIan how? they are freelance police

[ThaJ23]

@DuncanW08 how? they're Sam and Max. Of coarse they're naughty.

[DuncanW08]

@ThaJ23 they aren't naughty they save the world. always.

[TBTabby]

@DuncanW08 Sometimes they even do it on purpose!

[DjMaxi005]

Sam: The Prizons Showers. Geez... if these walls can talk

Max: I think it's best if they keep their mouths shut

Pure WIN :D

[gsa14]

a "don't a drop a soap" joke!

A the freedom of the old days, before the paranoia of today's american society...Oh what happened!

[Reginaldavid]

It's interesting that they portray most of the convicts as "troubled souls;" that's a unique message for a kids' show. Also, I'm impressed that they got what sounds a lot like a neck break at 5:21.

[NuggetandSkull]

Oogabooga!

[TheTaiyakiGuy]

God, how DID they get away with the soap reference?!

[Mario78718]

@TheTaiyakiGuy What exactly IS the soap referance?

[deinarts]

@Mario78718 prison joke... 'don't drop the soap'

[Mario78718]

@deinarts Why not drop the soap?

[deinarts]

@Mario78718 I... I don't think it's right to tell some one so innocent.

[Mario78718]

@deinarts Believe me. I lost my innocence long ago... Saddly...

[grenadeer09]

@Mario78718

Uh, look up "prison rape" on wikipedia.

[wakkanda]

@TheTaiyakiGuy cause back then shit on TV wasint so strict

and actualy taught kids humor

[SuperChrono]

Max: Can i Climb Down His Throat Now? Let Me Climb Down His Throat Now!? haha awesomeness

[GMRguru]

One of my favorite Sam & Max episodes.

[Curt1555115]

Sam and Max + Iron Maiden = WIN

[masterpiraka]

6:01

I lold.

[Devvy996]

I love sam & max.

[MADDOG6400]

I've just noticed how Sam sounds a lot like Barack Obama.

[igorbog88]

That's just stupid

[MADDOG6400]

@igorbog88

You're stupid! :P

[igorbog88]

nuh uh

[Vorhias]

Can I climb down his throat now? LET ME CLIMB DOWN HIS THROAT NOW!

[PhantomSavage]

HAHAHAHAHAHA "don't open till Xmas" OMG! I'M SO BROKEN! how did that EVER get past the censors!? this is why I love sam and max

[madguy228]

it isn't really a kids cartoon but nothing beats the first episode of scooby doo wich never got aired because of the censores

[werdna213]

@PhantomSavage the same way animaneacis do

[izlude2]

damn it the living hell max, get off of there!

ahhh i love it when he says that... but for some reason they removed it from the animated series :(

[EmperorOfMars]

0:36

Wait, didn't I see that tree before?

[searanox]

The way his hand crumples is the most awesomely sickening thing I have seen in a while.

[TheVooDooTaco]

Hertzog has an awesome neck.

[LikaLaruku]

Wow, his granny sure has a lot of christmas trees in her lodge.

[LikaLaruku]

Worst Austrian accent ever. Best use of "don;t drop the soap" ever.

[LordlyJeremy]

ha! ha! prison rape jokes on a kids' cartton!

[Donyoku]

This isn't actually a kid's cartoon you idiot, it's a satire of a kid's cartoon

[LordlyJeremy]

No, I distictly remember watching this show on Saturday mornings on the Fox Kids lineup. It was just part of that proud cluster of envelope-pushing cartoons for kids in the 1990s, like Freakazoid and Animaniacs.

[Donyoku]

Which were also actually more for adults than kids

[Th3ba1r0n]

o.O

[southparkking2]

back before political correctness went haywire

[yugioh1126]

Sign here! XD

[TheMagicMan333]

It's official. Sam's grandma is the most badass grandma ever.

[ShadowCutie]

=D Indeed. xD lolz

[KrazyKain]

have you ever heard of oldgrannyhardcore? its not porn i promise:P

[coolxmax135]

@TheMagicMan333 amen. i wish i was sam's brother, if he had one.

[Byrnzi360]

8:07 - I know what he is feeling. I went through that once.

[ShadowCutie]

6:17 XD lmao DO NOT OPEN TILL XMAS XDDD

[JackBelialAntihero]

Oh I love psicotic cartoons

[TrevorAmovies]

OMG max actually picked up the Soap in JAIL but he allso had a sign on his butt Man that was hillarious!!! 06:14

[TheShredworthy]

I can't believe they have these on here!

It's been so long, I love this show.

[LikaLaruku]

Ughh...I hate G-rated Sam & Max. They're not the same when they're not destroying property & shooting everything.

[yugioh1126]

PG-13 is so better! They need to bring this on Adult Swim!

[patrioticanadians]

this was one of the last of good cartoons

[monkeydevinebb]

Can I climb down his throat now? LET ME CLIMB DOWN HIS THROAT!

[gman5852]

6:19 you could actually get away with that back then? Holy Crap!

[TheBandkanon]

That's why I LOVE this show. 8'D

Yeah, that was incredibly perverse. xD

[greenmachine13]

How man Christmas trees were in that cabin?

[Gothika26665]

is it just me or does the blonde german sound like Klaus from american dad? lmao

still, GREAT show, much better than alot of the stuff on lately

[KneeTV]

@Gothika26665 same voice actor, I think.

[90geekgirl06]

6:20.

XD

[Indiana82]

Warum sind die Deutschen immer die Bösen? :-)

[DarkLuffay]

Blood Island? Also the name of an Island in The Curse of Monkey Island...coincidence...?

[0WarDrift0]

6:17 - 6:19: Don't drop the soap :D

[Marcelis]

i crack up when i remember that Sam and Max are two lead cops from Spawn

[cyberdragonessmaster]

this was the best show ever now if only they bring it back and bring monkey island with it and hurry up with the bone movie then life would be complete for now at lest

[deora2dude]

5:59 - 6:08 remember when you could get away with stuff like that?

[cyborg265]

so true...you could never put stuff like that in the normal cartoons of today -_-

[bazookoidben]

I know, I nearly split my sides watching. Oooh what happened to the cartoons of long ago?

[deora2dude]

i can see the movie title now...

"ATTACK OF THE CARDBOARD CUTOUTS IN SUITS... THE END OF CARTOONS"

in other words the stupid suits at HQ decided that people only watch TV to turn their brains into some unidentifyable mess instead of entertainment... which is now true

[SirScrewloose]

You've been watching too many Hulu commercials.

[juventes]

Something is wrong with that german guy's neck.

[juventes]

I was not expecting that silence of the lambs reference.

[DOOMVSHALO]

lol sam sounds like tax's father

[Curtiss]

@DOOMVSHALO So jack off to it?

[DOOMVSHALO]

get over urself.lol

[Curtiss]

@DOOMVSHALO haha, i was just messin around. ;]

[gobbledygookie]

Blood Island - hah, clearly the writer for Curse of Monkey Island wrote that episode - I kid you not, he really did.

[0WarDrift0]

Yep, Steve Purcell worked on Secret of Monkey Island, finalizing the character designs. Hey, it's great material and it shows Purcell has good experience in conveying multiple layers of humor.

[drsdino]

I never knew that there really was a real world nerve pinch up until I saw this episode.

[LiquidViberStyle]

gotta love the shower scene lmfao

[KilobyteBrain]

6:19

Amazing. I really have to wonder how they got that past the censors.

[originalsin1990]

@KilobyteBrain The answer is rather simple really.

The censors were all having a ritual blood orgy, hence they couldn't be bothered to check.

[drsdino]

I love that gag with the fruit cake at the end.

[kenshin1998]

Lol saved my hash

[SDpower13]

This show is the best! :)

[Montork]

this was only shown on tv once, on fox really early in the morning, i'm soo lucky to see it

[xiocx1]

still is this from nick or cartoonnetwork i just have to know awesome*

[Whatupwidat]

Neither, it was on Fox Kids way back when :)

[Ukraineianduck]

thanks for including the intro song i rarely hear it in most of these shows on youtube

first post!