Glaswegian Rhapsody - Scottish Chav Song -

[GangstaJsay]

scottish people arent called chavs dipshit there neds

[MaryhillBill]

Great video and editing. The keyboard version made you concentrate more on the lyrics and photos rather than on the song. Overall, a good representation of life for a minority of Glaswegians. Well done Archie.

[TheJudeb123]

it wad be better if yih had somecunt singin it but its still fuckin class m8

[coldstorage2009]

how long dit it take you to think this one up ,are you from glasgow?

[iiSPARKx]

@coldstorage2009 well its says i'm just a weegie so YES! i assume they are. only people from glasgow can make something as epic as this =D

[TheBinkeh]

fucking floored crying xDD, well fucking dun<3!

[ChloeOvBarnsley2k11]

england chavs yerrrr

[craigs8772]

go on the boys fa the DRUM

[jearth2]

fuckin magic, laughed all the way!! classic!!, you need to do the vocals to it though

[WatsonTheFridge]

who gives a fuck, neds, chavs, smicks (northern ireland) they're all the same bunch of scumbags

[shazam942]

superb...hah x

[CatherineeeH]

People saying we don't say 'chav' in scotland.. I'm scottish and always say chavs..

[Pawnbroker00]

@CatherineeeH You are anglo-scottish though, not scottish.

[CatherineeeH]

@Pawnbroker00 Im scottish. 100%

[xxXsiobhansXxx]

@CatherineeeH if yer fae glasgow yii say neds but :D !!!

[xoxBethxox09]

Pure awesome!

[rhiann1997]

theres a diff! glasgow have neds! england has chavs! neds are better while chavs are shite!

[Porygonseizureman]

@rhiann1997 America's got trailer trash. The difference's that the people live in tin cans and listen to country music.

[IHeartTaylorSwift443]

Naebdy says "chav" up here mate :L

[GlitterDove01]

this is quite annoyin tbh |-)

Chav and ned is the same thing, only england call em chavs and scotland call em neds.

[wullieready]

Dump.a chav vy is romany travellers word for a male, shortened to chav, fuck me. when i was a skinhead back in the 70s we worked and were proud not like chav and ned scum. skinny wee rag doll kids not a fuckin ounce of muscle in one pishy gang. loads of gob and shoutin n swearin . remember charles bronson ha ha

[wullieready]

what a coup, BURN IT

[wullieready]

Septic Scum. imagine bein forced intae th army tae get ye off yhe streets . a 6 month stint oot on the front line. noo thatl bring fuckin shivvers doon yer spines. thats what the government is planning. Work or national service. your choice.

[yulaw3]

@wullieready bring it back! teach the wee cunts a lesson in hardship

[declan12090606962501]

emm mate am fae scotland and am a fucking chav no a ned git it rite pal ehh ned are gimps and chavs are brill 

[yulaw3]

@declan12090606962501

same thing ye fanny, yer all a waste o spunk!

[declan12090606962501]

@yulaw3 emm naw there and am no a fanny and mate git some new pater

[yulaw3]

@declan12090606962501 wha cares

[dafspeed]

Scum are still scum, call them what you want.

[TheBawbag88]

It's missing the last part, its supposed to end with this:

so you think ye can slash me n pish in my eye

so you think ye can chib me nd leave me to die

aww bawbag, cant do this to me bawbag

whecked them aff, whecked them right aff ma nut man.

fuck all really matters

any cunt can see

fuck all really matters

fuck all really matters to me!

[mathewmarlow15]

Ned = Non Educated Dilinqunt. Or how ever you say it :L

[david1611kjv]

excellent..that tickled me,well funny

[escape261]

That was fuckin' hilarious! Superb! x

[StevieFortune1]

damn straight. am no a ned but a still widny mess wae thum like,

[niknak72]

How sad r these neds and chavs who think they can knock each other out. Nothing but animals they got no brains at all any of them.

[BIGSTU1888]

neds vs chav's weel kick yer cunt in anyday

[BIGSTU1888]

al rip yer fukin heid aff n shite doon yer spine ya dirty english wee bastard! glesga style!

[TheMetal199]

peterhead is shite ana

[MadCrazyScotlandUKTV]

add me if yur scotish

and who the fuck says chav in glasgow ya mad jaggers

[AnotherCuppaCoffee]

What will happen when Muslims win the majority of the vote and take over the government? What will they do with chavs?

[TwelveTeddy]

it would help if there was a singer

[AndrewJimScott]

drumchapel :P

[McDetonate]

Just think all these retards on here about England and stuff, yet they are listening to some background music that was made by Queen (English) so before you start all that shit, engage your brain before you speak.

[RossM1995]

@McDetonate isnt the english queen german mate lol

[McDetonate]

@RossM1995 Aren't the Scottish a bunch of monkeys without the English.

[Bdiddly1]

@McDetonate ,aye monkeys thatll rip yir english heed aff ya pleb!

[jims2069]

@McDetonate Just think all there retard's on here about England and stuff.

well that makes perfect sense dosen't it ya dobber ye !

[jims2069]

@McDetonate Just think all there retard's on here about England and stuff.

well that makes perfect sense dosen't it ya dobber ye !

[Bdiddly1]

@McDetonate ,i think youll find f-mercury was from Zanzibar ya clown!

[AndrewJimScott]

drumchapel

[jack45mcm]

english have gay chavs that suck eachothersballs but we hiv neds thit ir mental

[TheDylancee]

FAN FUKIN TASTIC !

GLASGOW#1! :D (L) x

[leofox81]

Thats us scottish fur ye :)

[deathblade135]

yeah NED

[SupermanWonderwomen]

If your from Scotland its a Ned, not a chav :/

[ScrubsWorld]

superb, great take on it. can't beat a piece of social parody,

[xTiniTotx]

LMFAO Oooh The Glasgow Banter :P

[Peacefulrunaway]

chavs are english, and everywhere feckin else. In scotland its NED.

Personally im not the biggest fan of neds, i dont wish death on them or anything, i just think they should be locked up somewhere away from society so the disease doesnt spread xx

[DesertwolfUAE2010]

PMSL!!!

[paul6j7o]

That video is a perfect xample of junkie./ ned scum.!..Shoot ALL the fuckers in the head and then our streets will be free o the filth!!..Ever ned or junkie that dies is one less wanker on our streets...FUCK EM ALL!!!

[KoolKane100]

Funny

[WeeSchmegan]

GENIUS!! This needs to get some kind of award!!

[Gazzadhino]

thats oure shit Crossy Posse1

[kwayboy1]

hows this ta da way crossy it wizz a comiden that dune it and ygt1 fuck yer crossy yess get chased every nite

[jordant8677]

cammy fuk yer nulson BORRHEED YOUNG TEEM AW THE FUKIN WAY

[mat1873]

lol

[allanoliver1690]

lol @ ride yer maw bit

[Shoulders16]

Incredibel vid shows all that is great about live, incredible, really incredible no longer talk about a dogs life as being pathetic for their life is better than ours, isnt that right? Just pump in the drugs the booze, the violence and hope that it doesnt hit our families, oh thats right you would even trample over them and call it a big laugh.

[CammyHolt]

Am Fae Glasgow TBH

I Luv It Der

But Its Hard Fighting Man

NYT EVER HEARD OF THEM IN NEILSTON ROUGH GANG

[wullieready]

@CammyHolt You are marked.for army call up , nae choice. im sure yel no greet and hide. yer tough. 6months on the front line. hard man

[XxSoBoArDxX]

lol =L

[nsr180]

we have scob in irelands,that was great

[crazyncpink]

Hahaha like the wan aboot big jock lol

Gid wan btws

[02daft]

yes good work, FUNNY.

[09876543217028]

good work.

[WeAreCoolLosersTV]

actual fanny.

Scotland has NEDS.

England has CHAVS.

There's a difference :|

[glitcha100]

@WeAreCoolLosersTV

agreed :D

BAMS FTW!!!!!

[AndrewJimScott]

@WeAreCoolLosersTV and the irish have skangers

[girlyvonny12]

@WeAreCoolLosersTV There is a massive difference a Chav wouldnt last five seconds with a ned :L x

[mgardiner2725]

@WeAreCoolLosersTV Same thing. Different name

[HarbordFTW]

@WeAreCoolLosersTV Australia has lads

[jearth2]

@HarbordFTW LADS?? weve got bogans ya dopey prick!! im one, i should fuckin know!!!

[TheMetal199]

@WeAreCoolLosersTV yeah council housed and violent or non-educated dilinquents u actual fanny

[ItDuz]

:O its not chav its called ned if ur from scotland :D

[DubPope]

Aye, NEDs are well more solid than u chavy wankers

[ItDuz]

@DubPope

Chavs and Neds are the same thing and no offence but I havent seen one win a fight unless they are against another chav/ned or if they have 4 neds/chav against one person.

Chavs and neds nearly always loose in any form of conflict mental and physical fights.

[dylmason2k7]

@ItDuz Haha your funny real funny on internet

[yulaw3]

@ItDuz

i saw 3 neds try to smash a karate teachers school window, funny enough two of them went to hospital and the other ran away as soon as the first one hit the floor! too true mate

the teacher even phoned the ambulance haha

[whosyourdado7]

Big jock knew about the boys getting shagged!

[yvonne1967ful1]

brill no heard this for ages made me laugh ha ha

[paulwilsonmusician]

Hahaha bravo loved the lyrics i would've loved singing in it!

[georgej112]

hahaha

get a job

[david67fg]

geen yus !