Sonic Shorts: Emerald Crusher

[TheZangoose1]

eggman:it costs me 923829047923857892375825892529­03$ to keep my face like this for 5 seconds

[Snyarhedir]

I just watched "card crusher". It is kind of stupid and really doesn't bear imitating.

[Snyarhedir]

The Deviant Art version is better. However, it still makes no sense. Anyway, someone tell me WHAT DID I JUST WATCH?

[Iloverrb]

Dr.Eggman's "rape face" reminds me of spongebob's "eager face"..lmfao

[LogInator999]

RIP Headphone users

[Snivy932]

@LogInator999 LIAR!!!

[PianoWolfg]

PROBLEM?

[lordfury18]

o_o ummmmmm.... you know wht i have know idea what just happened sooooo ummm YAY emrald got crushed werid face

[TheGearEmblems]

Dr. eggman looks like my teacher back in middle school XD

[Xjamescrampton2495]

???????????????...........ok

[Herpderppsyduck]

Is that not a bad idea?

[XhetsX]

0:11 troll face

[TuraVuraSRL]

.. Why have I started to use headphones lately..?

[64videomaster]

thumbs up if you thought face was funny at 0:11

[Thx22Warrior22Thx]

 ლ(ಠ益ಠ)

[EpicSaga57]

0:10 RAPE FACE

[MrFlyguy124]

@EpicSaga57 actually, it's the jackass face

[SuperSonicBoom117]

3 SIMPLE THINGS WHATS HAPPENING TO ME RIGHT NOW

1.LOL

2.ROFL

3.LMFAO

[amawhit]

D8 dude fail! awesomely but fail!

[FarfetchdForDinner]

LOL the jumpy bit after Eggman's stare cracks me up every time.

[Thegr8mario1]

Didn't see that coming.

[Ramen117]

WTF?

[Superblok7989]

Creepy at the end °~°

[Amy9ify]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[savy123456789000]

why does eggman have a pink asshole where his nose is ment to be?.

[jst4hr]

Does r sum damn good gloves. His hands r not even bleeding.

[joefelice1]

U MAD?

[masterman280]

Problem, Sonic?

[aldd99kim]

And I'll be the screen crusher..

[Blazingwheel]

:) :| :\

[marvelfannumber1]

Nope Chuck Testa.

[shokikoyagune2224]

*brain is fried*

[MrSupersonic43]

ahhhhhh!!!

[NightRing007]

0:10

Eggman: You g'on get raped...

[Dogsport1]

Now that I've seen the card crusher, this makes a bit more sense.

[TheSonamyfan123]

when i first watched this at the end im like what the crap!!!!!

[FireSilverGirl101]

the ending made me jump O_O

[burningtaco1]

He'll never beat a final boss in space again....

[TheMorningshadows]

Hey guys, there's something wrong with my computer and i need help. It's only showing my views. :D

[SeadogDriftwood]

Dear god... I feel violated by those eyes...

[FlubbahProductions]

Which volume is this?

[Raphaelo245]

That`s f**in` funny.

[SuperDarkWereSonic]

That needs to be the new trollface

[SirHomsar]

Wow.. He crushed an solid gem, with the approximate power of Chuck Norris... As if it were an iPhone.

[ilikeGorillaz1]

@SirHomsar he;s literally part robot...

[SirHomsar]

@ilikeGorillaz1 I think that's only in the non-canon comics.

[ilikeGorillaz1]

@SirHomsar i never asked what canon is... what is it?

[SirHomsar]

@ilikeGorillaz1 Official, part of the actual story (no spin-offs).

[worldendingful]

The face of an asshole.

[Sonicshot101]

Problem, Sonic?

[MattLikesToComment]

But sir... he's an asshole!

[WeepingGuitar99]

Oh God it's Mythbusters

[Punkrock3011]

Im a sonic fan and i find this So f*ckin funny

[XForgottenNeroSlashX]

The end actually scared the shit outta me

[NerdyGirlAnna]

@XForgottenNeroSlashX oh my god, i thought i was the only one

[connorman6000]

@NerdyGirlAnna it scared me too but its not as bad as a real pop up

[worldendingful]

Eggman's Trollface.

[shadowsgurlny]

ooooooooooooooooooooookay...

[MehTheBoy]

SOMONE PLEASE MAKE THAT FACE IN TEXT

[RomanolikeaV8]

HERP DERP

[RomanolikeaV8]

put the troll face with eggman's mustache,or should i say MOOSTACHE at the end and it would be perfect

[TylerMcNamerRULES]

His eyes broke his glasses.

[strikerfeer]

0:10 umadbro?

[SuperDarkWereSonic]

I laughed so hard when I saw Eggman'sface after he crushed the Choas Emerald XD

[ak47dragunov]

@SuperDarkWereSonic XD LOL SO FUNNAY

[Deathmanxxx]

Where did his glasses go...?

[ThePrayingMantis08]

@Deathmanxxx They disintegrated due to the camera being too close.

[SirHomsar]

@Deathmanxxx He took them off before the camera zoomed in.

[WXKFA]

I don't think chos will be very happy for that

[GutsyguyPrime]

well, we're all f***ed

[DemonPazuzu666]

Want a chilidog?

[ChaoGarden5]

@DemonPazuzu666

Sure!

[ChaoGarden5]

@DemonPazuzu666

Sure!

[DemonPazuzu666]

@ChaoGarden5

*Crushes*

[ChaoGarden5]

@DemonPazuzu666

LOL

XD 

[chaoslight11]

Sonic: Eggman you Idiot!, I'm outta here. *Jumps off screen*

Eggman: ?

*Death Egg Blows up due to eggman crushing the Emerald.*

[arvydc45]

gay!!!

[Squigglydigg]

Forever the best video in the history of mankind, this.

[FreddyXD77]

OMG...Eggman troll face.

[sba20041]

0:06 ITS OVER 9000!!

[greenyoshiboy]

LMFAO

[vonpuppin]

=GHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHkks

sdf

[999giratina]

now THAT is the face of an asshole!

[whatevers31]

@999giratina that is the face of evil

[MarioTheBrony]

Was this in a Sonic Shorts yet?

[fireballcreeper]

why no troll face

[MarioTheBrony]

@fireballcreeper Eggman's face at the end WAS the trollface

[SirHomsar]

@MarioTheBrony No, it was based off the original video, "Card Crusher".

[zenkalt]

That's ok... i didn't wanna sleep this week anyway...

[VerrKojo]

I have to watch this nearly everyday... its so fucking wired but still

[RedHairedNutcase]

INSANE!!! O_o

[VerrKojo]

wow eggman that was a ''CRUSHING'' victory on your part except you didnt win

[shadow4ever1000]

XD

WTF THAT FACE

[D0uch3846]

He can crush an emerald with his barehand but he can't stop sonic ... wat teh fuk ...

[lostleadge11]

lol ear rape

[XGiftedGamerX]

Did he just fucking crushed an EMERALD!?

[Tucher97]

@XGiftedGamerX no he doomed the world

well eggman u ruined ur chance on building the egg empire

[themasterofvideos]

well no more going super

[Arcralf]

Thank god!

That emerald was navi in disguise!

[wolvfang]

it has ear rape at the end :3

[blazelover101]

Holy god and cheese eggmans so scary yeeep

[xXTman125Xx]

no super sonic or egg robot

[soulcrusherx29]

Forever alone 0:10

[BestFriendNutcase]

O_o That's Pretty Insane.

[asifilich]

trololololol?

[waluigigame2]

0:13 I want this as my backround :D

[waluigigame2]

T_T

[blackdoom5]

but doesnt breaking the enerald mean *Random Time portal opens and fans from the future come out* Fans: DONT POST IT!!!!!!!! *Posts it and the world explodes*

[brightystar1]

i don't get it but it's funny tho lol XD

[AnimalCreation]

ಥ_ಥ

[starkiller1289]

Wait their in space is that the space colony ark you fool now how is the Earth supposed to survive more than 5 minutes.

(It takes 5 min. for the ark to crash into Earth)

[melvynlennard]

@starkiller1289 They are on the Death Egg you FOOL D:<

[starkiller1289]

@melvynlennard Isn't the Death Egg near if not the Space Colony Ark?

[melvynlennard]

@starkiller1289 No. During the time of the Death Egg no one knew about the ARK, it was just another asteroid in space. Only in the events of Sonic Adventure 2 did Eggman break the asteroid to reveal the ARK.

The Death Egg was Eggman's plot in Sonic 2 and Sonic 3 & Knuckles. There's a good eight years difference there.

[starkiller1289]

@melvynlennard Ok thanks

[whiteangel1928]

eep that scared me

[DarkDragonessGirl]

where did his glasses go? xD

[JohnsSecrets]

Eggman: I crushed one of the Emeralds now you can't go into Super forms anymore!

Sonic: I can still use the Werehog.

Eggman: Damn it! I regret giving that to him!

[legopivot311]

+1 dead puppies

[ChaosControler999]

Eggman: I crushed the emerald

Sonic: You killed us all

Eggman: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Random guy: And so Eggman destoryed the planet Mobus the end

*closes book*

[Shadowwind5]

@ChaosControler999 Spell Mobius Correct

[TheNarutoResengan]

@ChaosControler999 its Mobius learn to read

[sayouf33]

now we know why he wears glasses

[SonicFan7891]

@sayouf33 i wear glasses

[sayouf33]

@SonicFan7891 i mean why dr eggman wears glasses -.-

[darkhalofan11C]

that funny face

[nintendude24]

Knuckles is gonna be pissed.

[Sonic10121]

Eggman: *trollface* Problem Sonic?

[Tucher97]

good job egg man u doomed earth

if u destroy a choas emerald u unleash the choas

[nolo501]

0:11 troll face

[2doctoma]

And then buttsecks was had... The end. *closes story book*

[ShinyPikatwo]

0:12

Eggman's rape face.

[iamchris4lifefan11]

AHH-

[MsMjloverrip]

Lmao...look at eggmans face

[DaSonic1]

eggman:O__O

[Pikuwashi]

THAT SCARED THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF ME XD

[Baal0191]

Trolololol.

[ExtremeDillonX3]

R.I.P Headphone Users

[GustavoMsTrashCan]

Sonic 4: Ep 2 spoilers.

[JaysPlace20]

So that's what Eggman looks like without his glasses. No way would a chaos emerald be that fragile. Otherwise they would've been destroyed a long time ago. Still funny though

[bad1boy34]

@JaysPlace20 I doubt they're that fragile but they're certainly breakable in Sonic Battle, as emerald shards power Eggman's robots and not entire emeralds.

[JaysPlace20]

@bad1boy34 Really? I know the Master Emerald got shattered at one point, but I had no idea about the individual emeralds breaking. When you say Battle, do you mean Adventure 2?

[undeadboll]

@JaysPlace20 no he means sonic battle the gba game :)

[JaysPlace20]

@undeadboll Oh, ok. Never played the handheld games. Definitely gonna buy Generations though :)

[sonicfreakingrules]

0:12 Eggmans face O_O

[mariodude8989211]

How does this look so good in 360p?

[DaevaDrifter]

Slap MODOK's theme in there and you're golden. Well, it's already golden...platinum, them.

[Gshift]

I came a little...

[SirSomeguy]

Wow, in just one quick scene cut he removed his glasses, had his nose shrink, cut some of his 'stache, grew ears, and turned asian. Impressive, Eggman, very impressive!

[RachelArmisteadDiva]

U MAD BRO?!

[xPR1D3x]

Problem sonic?

[MrTsquared88]

i dont know if that gave me a raging boner, or scarred me for life, but that was definitely intense!

[DJPsychosiSCO]

what happened to his glasses?

[tefras14]

Sleep is for pussies anyway

[naomi10lol]

HAHAHAHA ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GET A BLACK PEN AND DRAW A LINE DOWN HIS FACE THEN IT WALL BE A ASS

[warhawk4431]

ಥ_ಥ ...........

[XLRO8]

@warhawk4431 HE DUDE DO YOU WANT A THUMBS UP???

[andyeisenacher]

Oh thanks Trigger99x I remeber it

[acau77]

crap!

now it will never be complete!

[bubblez920]

how in the hell did he mannage to break it

[Spenchjerta]

I swear...My flesh went from tan...to Institutionally White...in an Instant

[andyeisenacher]

You could just wait till the 8th one

[Trigger99X]

@andyeisenacher theres a 7th one?

[mariofan027]

i seen eggmans face in sonic 06 HE SO DAMN UGLY >:0 btw i love sonic 06 i dont care its just a game i dont mind the glitches

[FireClawzz]

DAYUM, EGGMAN. YOU UGLY.

[akatsukiaurora123]

amazing dood :3

[sonicdude775]

once i saw this sonic show where one of eggmans minions broke a chaos emerald and it caused chaos all over sonic's world eggman caused the end of the world againAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[shadowfan1997]

eggman: hellow sonic, do you want this chaos emerald?

sonic: yes thanks

*eggman crushes the emerald*

sonic: wtf?

eggman: now you can't stop me

sonic: yes i can, I GOT ALL 6 CHAOS EMERALDS, AND A CLASSIC EMERALD!

[speedyhedgehog14]

@shadowfan1997 that's true

[mslurr]

No way! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!

[XxMrmoneyKing]

Eggman:Hey 76 dislikers do you wan't this chaos emerald?

76 dislikers:Sure ill we'll take it!

Eggman:*Breaks Emeralld*

76 Dislikers:O_o

Eggman:^.^

[Masterslam999]

well he've done it before. go play sonic battle and you'll see

[FallenRetribution00]

But now getting even six of the emeralds are still useless for either of them.

[Dragodonv2]

@FallenRetribution00 Not really, Super emeralds and master emerald still up 4 grabs.