"Peppermint Park" - Blue (Creepy Kids Show)

[voltaman33]

I was falling in and out of sleep earlier today and this song kept runninng thru my head. I was terrified of Maynard but now I kinda feel bad for him.

[WolfySnackrib666]

Excuse me, but do kids seriously like piece of shit musical numbers like this? As a kid I remember loathing every single form of musical number there is.

[logicalMeta]

When you fuse human hands onto a GMO talking cantaloupe.

[gyorfi6]

If this is for kids, it missed the mark...Ridiculous...

[MSoulPoet]

Somebody needs a hug...

But he ain't getting one from me.

[HereMays]

This puppet is actually a man's body, with a fake head. It is operated by another man sticking his hand up the back, where a stick is pulled up and down, thus moving the lips. Another man must move the hands. The hands were removed, and replaced with a man with a glove to move the hands. Overall, it takes two men to operate this puppet.

[Opsyklontine]

So why is he sad? I think I missed it in the numerous reprises of "I'm sooooo blue...".

[oedipusrexsophocles]

A really obscure children's show with creepy puppets? What is this, the real-life Candle Cove?

[ARMIV4]

Deep song coming from a creepy puppet.

[k9kaos37]

*puts pinkie at corner of mouth* "ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!"

[Augenstein]

Would you like to glide on? Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynards diiiiiiiiick? Maynards diiiiiiiiick!

[voltaman33]

What would you do if you saw Maynard at the foot of your bed at night...Oh my God he is horribly creepy and that's why I love him.

[Baylorchick20]

KILL IT KILL IT!!!!!!

[LordDankusDominus]

I think he's feeling blue.

[Rswowplayer]

When you were young, you were red hot. But now eighty years later, you look like throwup and snot.

[Deamonslayer3001]

... Why not use an actor?!?!

[ZeldaDD]

@Deamonslayer3001 That's what I was thinking...at that point it's not a puppet so much as a guy in a suit, why the hell not just do away with the puppet head?

[JesusPrototype]

This is creepy. Fuckin creatures called dolls.

[cutesweeteypop2011]

I'm not really shure how this is creepy In my opinon It's just a messed up guy saying he's blue?

[TheMerlinOfAR]

@cutesweeteypop2011 I agree. I dont find it creepy

[thatsphill]

Pretty sure your still yellow mate.

[TheDameofdarkness]

wow maynard doing drugs in your band have caught up to you lol!

[EpicSplatProductions]

I had my volume low and i thought he said "im sober!" XD

[SasCatBrony]

UNACCEPTABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

[Augenstein]

How do I get rid of a boner?

[donniedarkodevotte]

I loved this guy in the Puppet Master movies. All he's missing is the giant drill on the top of his head.

[tikifreakazoid]

... Because all my friends died in a bus crash and now I have survivor's guilt.

Now

I'm

Bluuuuue...

[SpyWhoLovedHimself]

"I used to be yellow..."

Yeah, you still look like a jaundice sufferer I'm afraid...

[Derek2001]

I like how the show was so low budget that they had to run down to K Mart to get gardening gloves for their hands

[kawaiitoboe]

i wanna shove my dick in that big puppet mouth of his, cause im blue too, my balls that is

[oliverecords]

@kawaiitoboe LOL

[ChristianU2ubeh]

@kawaiitoboe LAWL

[DavidFullam]

He used to be yellow? He had jaundice?

[HurryHarryNoE]

My best mate's dog is called Blue!

[ctempire]

Their heads are too small.

[andipandicandy]

This guy is a really ugly Muppet. But props for creating such fine art.

[doddsino]

Is that song available on ITunes?

[LuigiFan99]

In other news Maynard was found dead in his bathroom with his pistol from world war 2 and a bullet through his skull. Also there was a note found. It said " Im blue because i have jaundice and i a am pot smoker."

[MsKittyKaos]

creepy



[armourking100]

wow thats just wrong

[ELGATO24X]

0:12 lets listen to his song and maybe hell tell us why hes blue

me:NO DONT LET HIM SING THAT SONG

[12ismorethan2]

Rainy day activity:

Pull up this video along with another cringevenom video: "Femininity."

Mute Maynard and then start both videos at the same time. Minimize the Femininity video, and then enjoy how surprisingly well the audio synchs up.

When that's stopped being entertaining, try it the other way around.

[JTblcksheep]

When Maynard first appears at 0:09, look at the lower right corner of the video to see the puppeteer!

[brandonski1]

Maynard used to spend his money on boze, hookers and gambling.

[MartenFerret]

Dude, you were NEVER red hot!

[shadowman3216]

please someone shoot him

[lurch321]

Isn't that Larry David?

[wickedfeylady]

Maybe he's just constipated?

[wickedfeylady]

Here's what we learned from Maynard today: Be cheap, don't try being funny with "blue" humor at the office, and oh yeah- that we're all gonna get old and die.

[ALXXMaXX]

Well, at least he's a pretty legit singer.

[Wh3nYour3Strang3]

"Let's listen to his song, and maybe he'll tell us why."

"I watched my buddies die in Vietnam."

[deportment]

I always wondered where pinhead from the puppet master movies went.

[Jack223344]

Maynard is a pair of shades and a sax away from being a total fucking blues badass.

[anonymouslulzful]

spendin my money on tranny's for reasons i musta forgot!

[amazingbrawlsiblings]

I interpreted this from his song:

Hes sad now but used to be asian, but smoked some reefer and became mellow. He used to be a tycoon comedian of some sort for reasons unknown. He has now become some sort of urban poet. He also likes blue cheese and scaring the fuck out of little children.

[MaddXXXMann]

Id buy this shit.

[Davetacular45]

I don't know what they were thinking. Seasame Street's puppets look soft and are often fuzzy and cute. This show decided making old man puppets of rubber that resembled strange Halloween masks would somehow be appealing to young children.

[1991doomsday]

The beginning looks kinda like Paperboys mapping without houses

[EKmion]

something is not right about his body....

[pokemonsaga]

"MAYBE HE'LL TELL US WHY!!!"

HE NEVER DOES!!!

[thavador]

target audience fail

[landlinefive]

he used to be a simpson then they kicked him off cuz hes ugly as crap so now hes a smurf

[Stranglehold432]

His shoulders.

[dakotagonz]

WHY CANT THEY FCKING USE REAL PEOPLE?!?!?

[98kiyoko]

@dakotagonz OMG YOU TOTALLY STOLE MAH COMMENT!!! xDDDD (coughtheyarerealpeoplewithpup­pet headshowfuckedupisthatcough)

[TheLonelyImmortal]

Good GOD he came near me.

[Gamermonty5]

For some reason I was hoping he would say :

"Welcome to Walmart. Get your shit and get out! Have a nice day." :D

[ryer98]

NO YOUR YELLOW

[pshmock]

His head is proportional with the rest of his body.

[Nicholasdude187]

So the color blue has a yellow outline?

[Whatschillinmahomms]

Blue cheese is just white cheese with a bunch of mold in it! What a liar he is...

[CloudedPeach]

Reminds me of "A Carload of Farts".

[HaloSpartanG13]

That puppet looks like he raped someone last night.

[AeroWinds2k9]

Why am I so interested in weird videos like this?

[TheElectricDreamer93]

Don't breathe on me

[Granitoons]

Reeeeeally old and deformed Patrick Stewart.

[EvilTediz597]

"Hey Maynard, how was your day?"

"Fuck off."

[LittleRicky63]

@EvilTediz597 lol dude thats fucking awesome!

[supervixen404]

How does the guy move the mouth at the same time hes moving his hands? Are there two people controlling it?

[BaronvonCase]

Heya kids! And now, a song about a depressed old man with no real theme or lesson whatsoever!

[PancakeRecipes]

The heads of the puppets are way to fucking small for the arms and shoulders wtf.

[XxSpiritxXxAlbarnxX]

lady: "or it can be a sad feeling, like maynard."

me: maynard is a feeling? I'm feeling quite Maynard today.

[Lunarsight]

Maynard looks green to me.

[closetmonkey89]

This is Ernie after 30 years of heavy drinking and smoking...

[Americansince91]

Used to be yellow? No buddy, you're still fucking yellow.

[12ismorethan2]

When did John Locke from Lost start doing kids shows?

[Laurannah101]

@12ismorethan2 rofl

[GeorgesVI]

The song is ok, but the puppet is HORRIBLE!

[LonesomePine369]

Looks like Nosferatu's retarded mentally unstable depressed cousin

[dbin42]

"When I was young I was red hot

Always trying to find some pot."

[Shirokishi009]

Maynard is emo.

[stormen3]

that's mest up



[Rshimy]

Holy shit, add black stripes to the shirt, and you got Freddy Kreuger in his 70's.

[ifoxfirei]

he's blue over Peppermint Parks obvious lack of black puppets

[TheMediocreForce]

lol i made a babblefish of this video. i'll post it as a video response

[MitchZer0II]

Maynard was later found dead in the bathroom with pills spilled on the floor.

[bigladiesman]

Poor Maynard, yes... But after the video he will stop being blue, because, as you see, at the end he's approaching the cameraman, willing and ready to rape him now that he's distracted with the song.

[Longknife]

I'd be blue too if I was a puppet from Peppermint Park.

[D3RK3]

Maynard? The guy from Tool?

[handmiadenofgod]

@D3RK3 Actually, after watching this, I did find it difficult to listen to Tool without feeling slightly... violated.

[D3RK3]

@handmiadenofgod You get used to it.

[OrneryTexan]

Oh my god, listning to his song for the third time I finally found out why he's blue.

When he was a young man in his prime, he lived off of enormous wealth and power, he bought all his friends and estates and lived to party, but his irrisponsable habbits left him in ruins and in a bottomless dept.

Now he works a 9-5 job thanks to his parol officer, working to pay off the dept he only created for himself.

[TheElectricDreamer93]

Why's he blue again?

[Wh3nYour3Strang3]

@TheElectricDreamer93 He didn't get a callback from his Sesame Street audition.

[TheDoctor394]

@Wh3nYour3Strang3 hahaha!

[TheLegitMan93]

Maynard is "blue" because he knows he's going to get raped in prison again after his minute and a half to speak is up. As evidenced by his familiar orange get-up and haircut.

[TheMediocreForce]

@TheLegitMan93 "my butt's so... bruised!" is what he'll be singing about next

[LonesomePine369]

MAYNARD! :O ....he never does tell us why he's feeling blue...