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  • weird much

  • Hello Pizza Hut,I ordered over 45 mins.ago where is my food??? Oh, hold on someone is at the door.GOODBYE NOW AND FOREVER.

  • fuck osama ben laden america for the win thats why osama is dead u stupid fucks

  • usama bin laden was not working for islam he was a member of CIA of america. and all about to occupy muslim country

  • Oh baby, no, I love u, oh no, don't be like that... xxDDDDD

    COMEDY!!! lol...

    hugs, from Sao Paulo, Brazil ;)

  • BOSS YOUR ALIVE!? :D

  • I am Muslim and I swear that Ben laden is the best friend of Bush and Dicktchini he is the reason to make the war every time the real islam don't  order to Kill any one it is the religion of peace. there are criminal around the world Jews arabs Americans, Russians ..; but not a specific peaple.

  • SAUDI WAHHABI REGIME HAS TERROR GROUPS TO KILL PEOPLE WHO DO NOT BELIEVE IN WAHHABISM IN THE WORLD specially IN IRAQ AND PAKISTAN THEY KILL SHIA MUSLIME AND EVERYBODY WHO DO NOT BELIEVE IN WAHHABISM ,,,,,SAUDI WAHHABE REGIME SUPPORTS ALQAEDA THEY DID 9/11 THEY KILL Innocent PEOPLE IN IRAQ ,,,WAHHABI ARE NOT MUSLIM THEY CLAIM THEY ARE MUSLIM BUT THEY ARE NOT MUSLIM ,,, SHIA MUSLIM ARE LIVING IN POOR LIVING CONDITIONS IN SAUDI ARABIA

  • I am muslim but i hate anybody love killing whatever his religion

  • Im not going to say that hes not an evil fuck but im pretty sure hes just a U.S puppet for justification of blowing shit up in the middle east and making a profit for the arms industry. This is still funny (:

  • what's the background noise?

  • Osama Bin Laden is a hero.

    No puede haber paz si los gringos siguen apoyando a Israel, per de países nazis, racistas, fascistas y doblemente homicidas, hijos de su pinche puta perra mal parida madre.

  • @siemprerevueltas FUCK U HE AINT A HERO HES A FUCKING EVIL BASTARD

  • @WINTER619 First of all...Fuck u! There can not be peace if the us keep on selling weapons to Israel in order to kill people.

  • @siemprerevueltas wut ur telling me ur on his side? how the fuck can u call him a hero!!! i aint american but how the fuck can u both up too very important builldings i hope all of u are on our side not those pricks

  • @WINTER619 I'm not on his side either, but there's an obvious reality in what he says: the terrorist acts won't stop till the us (or other other countries) stop selling weapons to Israel, indirectly they're killing muslims (the us). I'm not on his side AT ALL, i do understand that statment and part of the world doesn't. He's a hero for the palestinians cause they're the ones who are killed. And i'm not muslim if that's what you were wondering.

  • @siemprerevueltas haha troll

  • lol the most powerful nation that ever walked the earth? More powerful than the Romans, the British empire? Someone needs to do some more history lessons.

    Anyway Bin Laden's just a spoilt rich boy. Hes from the richest oil lords in Saudi Arabia and wants to have all the money but his family have outcast him. Its suprising his still alive rich spoilt brat wouldn't last five minutes living in a cave.

  • Bin laden is a PUSSY... NUF SAID - HE SENDS OTHER PEOPLE DO DIE FOR THEIR 'god'... actually he fools them to die for his own cause - sad to say the least

  • lol Osama started a war with the most powerful nation to ever walk the earth and you say he is a "pussy" And he sends people to battle just like Obama sends people to battle. I am not an Osama supporter but people talk trash about him in the most peculiar ways.

  • the old iphone sucks

  • Köcsög Binladen!

  • He looks like the photographic negative of Papa Smurf. XD

  • hahahahahaha this is funny

    coz this guy fuckd america in the asssssss

  • and america fucked your mama in the ass !!!!

    so funny the old bag had hemorroids in her cunt !!!

    LONG LIVE AMERICA !!!!! LONG LIVE AMERICA !!!!

    FUCK ALLAH' FUCK THE MUSLIMS MUTHAFUCKAS !!!

  • @32574

    LOL k.. ur tym will come how about doing some research on your country ;) Esoteric Agenda perhaps u should watch it

  • fuck you!!!!!

  • This is real.....

    If it isnt then im a homosapian...

  • jajjajajaa

    gringos

    matareeeee a todos lo gringosssssssss

  • LOL

  • very funny aaaaaaaaaand five stars!!!!!!!!!

  • and this is a win for zanzibar19 for fooling ppl into thinking this is real and make ass's of themselves, o and would osama really have an iphone, i mean come on how stupid are u?

  • @TheItalian1294 Yeah osama is probably more of a blackberry type of guy....

  • u no wat im gonna call this for wat it is, an epic fail, i mean look at the comments "is this real?" um of course not its chris Smith in a fake beard and mustache and u can tell its his voice

  • lololol hahahaha xDDDD hilarious 5/5 for stupid comedy :p its fake but funny xD

  • This has to be fake.

  • fuck me, theres are more idiots on utube than i thought, did u neanderthals actually think i was serious when i wrote 'IS THIS REAL"?

    damm me, i thought society had its imberciles but i guess utube is the home base of idiots around the world.

    i was JOKING when i said is this real, and people here actually though i was serious. maybe i should be the next bernie madoff if im that good. jeezzzzz

  • are u seriously telling me thats NOT the real bin ladin?

    fuck, i seriously 100% thought it was him hey, i seriously thought this was like a new video he released and stuff.

    damm  do i feel stoopid.

  • Damn, looks like I am not the only one here. I thought it was real too, I mean, look at the mustache. It looks as real as the real Osama's

  • pity the fool who cant spot a fake beard

  • is this real? im serious

  • no LMFAO

  • lmfao!!! hahaha roflmao

  • Yes!! We bomb the infidels!! KABOOM!!!!!

  • Yes! KABOOM!!!

  • crap impression

  • whose pubic hairs he was wearing for this take?

  • LMAO!!! This is too funny!

  • dosnt matter if he is or is not lol what matters its kidna funny haha

  • fake, thats not bin laden. its just some other arab.

  • no, you don't say...

  • osama bin laden has never been seen to wear a tank top., that is a fact. you're a liar.

  • Wat do u mean?

    Can't u c that's clearly bin laden

  • hell no, you are an indoctrinated sheep, the cia are lying to you! these are fake videos designed to incite racial hatred.  i admit it looks a lot like him, but people need to open their eyes!

  • O damn! so cia got me this time. i thought that had 2 b bin laden, (OK he was speaking english), but thanks 4 tellin me

  • you are welcome, it is hard to close these doors once they are open, good luck my friend!

  • r u bein sarcastic or r u just a plain retard

  • ironic, dont you think?

  • ahh satire...

  • no its not, dont believe the propoganda.

  • are you drunk nightmare? XD

  • wow youre really clever

  • no u.

  • i like chees cake?

  • im tired im hungery and i wont some icecream

  • M2 ummmmmm iiiccceeeccreeaammmm uhmmmmm

  • whahaha 2:50

  • LMFAOOO this vid is funny

  • Haha so funny

  • BS!

  • iPhone

  • la puta madre tuya motha fucka!

  • You were correct until you forgot to beat your wife.

  • lol, propaganda based stereotype is so funny isn't is, chubby978?

  • Ha, factual based stereotypes are even funnier. whoever chubby978 is.

  • And the fact you're speaking of is, Arabs beat up their wives? That's propaganda my friend, but you're just a Canadian who never even been to the Middle East to know how to differentiate facts from lies, I don't blame you from your ignorance. I'm an Arab, and a Muslim myself, I have a girlfriend who I will one day marry, I love her, and I know I won't ever lay a finger on her. But ofcourse, being 'Arab' would automatically make me a person who 'beats up his wife'.

  • congratulations on assimilating to western and European culture.

  • Nope, its not western nor European culture, especially when many westerns come home drunk beating up their wives like hell, but I guess those don't represent 'western culture' in your book even though the numbers are high, a long with rape of woman. While violence on woman in the Arab world is somehow a part of our 'culture'. The number of rape is almost none existent is where I live; Bahrain. Courts don't joke around about violence on women too. I follow no culture, I follow my own morals.

  • and that's what most people here do too, but propaganda doesn't want you to believe so, it wants to make you see us as one-celled organism, and its working.

  • respect for owning chubby :) what an ignorant fuck im bahraini :]

  • That was the biggest bullshit I have ever heard.

    1. "In the last year alone, the Migrant Workers Protection Society withdrew a number of court cases filed by expatriate workers, including three rape cases, because of a complete lack of success in the Bahraini court system."

    2."In Bahrain we have even seen cases where migrant domestic worker women who are rape victims have been jailed because of their refusal to return to the house of their employer and alleged abuser."

    Go fuck yourself.

  • Now go to take a look at the corruption of the western system, does this make the 'western culture' corrupt? I love how you went on Google to find any case against Bahrain, you'll find endless of pages on the west

  • Actually, I went on Google so i could get actual quotes to back up my arguments, whereas you just throw out false information. And there are endless pages on both, but the ones in Bahrain happen when someone is in their right state-of-mind, like you said in western culture, they are usually drunk. (which doesnt make it right, but shows that the flaw does not lie within the culture)

  • And they happen less often, by a very high degree. The rate of intentional homicides in the United States is 5.8, as for Bahrain its 0.98. See there difference here? So how come the flaws in the Arab world are portrayed as a part of our 'culture' while the flaws in the US aren't?

  • 1st: How do they know whether or not the homicide was "intentional"?

    2nd: Can I get a link to the site where you got the information about homicide rates? (I believe you, I just need to clarify)

    3rd: Americans have extremely easy access to weapons.

    4th: Homicides in the United States are not usually blamed on/a result of the "preachings of god".

  • The 4th point you made just shows that you're a victim of American propaganda. So is the murder, and rape, in which is pathetically low in Muslim countries such as Bahrain, Kuwait, UAE, Oman, Morocco, Mauritania, Qatar, Libya, ect...

    3rd: America has the highest ownership of weapons in the world; making it a part of the 'American culture' to have weapons, doesn't it? If 'slapping your wife' is somehow a part of the Arab culture to you then this is how it has to be, as well.

  • Wikipedia; Intentional homicides by country.

  • Thank you.

  • I never said having a weapon isn't part of American culture, and you are confusing the world Arab with what I intended as being Muslim. I am against Islam, not random Arabs, as I am sure you know, they are not the same thing. DOCUMENTED rape is very low in Muslim countries, because if a woman was to confront authorities about rape, she would be blamed for "being too revealing", and this is true throughout muslim countries, whether you accept it or not.

  • The ones who document rape aren't the Arab authorities, its the UN and Human Right Watch, and they don't take things as a joke with documenting facts. The country you're speaking of is Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia, by a fundamentalist rule and a government the citizens, in which are also Muslim, are against themselves. These governments don't represent Islam, they represent ignorance and injustice. Keep in mind that these only make two of Muslim countries.

  • Islam just happens to be religion with governments, maybe three out of over 20, with fundamentalist ideologies. If a country has been ruled by a Christian or a Jews fundamentalist country, it would be as bad or even worse.

  • basura

  • 1 put ur hand over ur mouth

    2 make a wish into it

    3 close ur hand[into a fist]

    4 put fist over ur heart 5 sec

    5 send to 3 more vids

    6 2morro will b ur best day ever

  • LMAO! this is how u get 73 virgins in paradice! isnt it 72?

  • isn't it ParadiSe??? Oh Yeah--btw, it's 77...not that funny.

  • its 75

  • how do u no

  • i know becasue i read

  • not funny

  • Osama, I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck!

  • no youre not

  • No, but if I had a gun and I saw him walking down the street I would torture the hell out of him, unless his body guards took me down first, because Osama is a pussy and can't fight himself so he has to have others fight for him.

  • Osama is alive because your government needs him alive. He is on dialysis, so if he was living in a cave he would need a generator, he would need fuel delivered regularly and where would the exhaust go? How could your government have satellites watching the world, and not find any trace of his hidey-hole?

    He is most likely in Pakistan in a heavily populated urban area. If Osama was found, what would happen to the war on 'terror'? Wouldn't the US have to leave Afghanistan?

  • Wow i didn't look @ it like that great point!!!

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  • you mean his cult members?

  • wtf lol praise be to ala

  • nice video thou i wish you did not involve " ALLAH"...we must respect others beliefs......jews ., buddists and all

    awesome video...thou

  • LMAO

  • not funny

  • fun fun fun ha ha ha tack från sverige å till alla idioter försök leva i den normala världen

  • rllly crap

  • wow if ur idea of taking the piss of guy is comedy then theres no prob cuz comon we all that osama is backed up by the bush corp yeah! so that makes him a friend to the american top guys but when u start mouthing off about the quran and making jokes of their women that is lame my friend how about u take a look @ ur own women like lets say miss south carolina now that is a joke and the funni thing is she wasnt even joking so fuck u and ur lame ass clip

  • eh weirdo they do a funny about a mad man ok

  • i think we can see who weirdo is here ur not making any sense weirdo

  • ha ha ha ha dont be a hater i think you just need to take a dump love you ha ha

  • dats cool man al take a love dump on yo face eh u would love that wouldnt u

  • why are you talking like a crowd its just you and me ha ha ha ha im greater than you hi hi you are just a little girl ha ha

  • lmao sayz the bold headed freak

    now go and wax that shiny testicle! hahahah

  • iam bold and ha ha ha was that an insult little boy ha ha ha

  • are u a pedo or sumthing first u say little girl and then little boy

    wat is ur fasination with kids

    disgusting boldylockz

  • im a fundamentalist and im ok i sleep al night and i work all day ha ha ha iam a muslim i kick my vife and i kill my daughter if she get raped oh iam a real human being

  • ur not anything but a bold headed shrek look alike

    ur not worthy of being a muslim

    statisically speaking in the uk alone the number of domestic violence is by white couples who get pissed and argue on the streets they then go home and end up fighting

    so u mite fuck ur daughter and kill ya wife but i wouldnt call u a human more like a dog with rabbies

  • yo boldy am gunna shit on yer head then piss up ya nose u dirty slag

  • wtf is every ones prob der not fukin jews ect der AMERICAN

    ders nothing rong with this vdeo dnt lyk it fuk off nd dnt watch this

  • boooooooooring

  • STUPID PROPAGANDA.

  • boring

    baaaad

    sily

  • who ever made is video gt a fucking life it was fucking shit it dont look fuck all like bin larladen cuz u r white and u should b proud u prick

  • boring

  • hahah i'm not intierly shure if that mohamet is my mohamet .....thats funny ..... sorry for my bad engles

  • FUck jews

  • maatherfucker , idiot , crazy

  • BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

    sily

  • LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • it would be more funny done in punjabi

  • SUCK..LOLZZ..

  • uhh isnt it 72 virgins? im not sure which now lol

  • this was fun :D

  • Ah suck that

    This sucks

  • Yooh(kittenofbleach) need to stop, the president isn't going to change for another 4-8 years!!! DEAL WITH IT!!!!!

  • isnt it illegial to even pretend to threaten the president in the u.s.a you should report that guy (or girl) to the F.B.I

  • xLcOOkiEs,not Osama,but kill OBAMA!

  • this video was a waste of life and youre a son of a bitch for using an islamic song in the beginning of a stupid video you bastard dickhead and it isnt funny!!!!!!!!!!

  • i'm tired, hungry and i want some ice cream

  • hell yuh not evn funny!

  • this is SO funny

  • wow this is fuckin retarded. way to copy family gyu too.

  • kill Osama bin laden, fuck that towel head

  • you started to sound like ask a ninja there towards the end...

  • omg he did but still he kinda ripped off family guy

  • lmao!!!!

  • ... I want some ice cream ...

  • fuck

  • let me drink some water LOL

  • if you had secret connections I guarrentee u would sell him in for the reward money

    ,27 million dollars

  • no one said it was...

  • Sure it is. We have a secret connection.