Yo Mama Jokes from Bert and Elmo

[44madjack77]

your mama is so fat she seen a tornado and said  ''my vakuom'' xD

[francestu9]

yo mama is so stupid she called 911 when the cops were chasing her xD

[hotstuff80000]

yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone compony

[pixor27]

Yo mamma so stupid she walked into a sallon and asked "Can i get a blow job"

[datswaggaful]

yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to see XBOX Live

[freddielovato]

yo mamas pussy is so harry when your brother was born she gave him rug burn

[Aqworlds2005]

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind

[SuperBonehead12]

yo mama is so old she makes yoda jeliss.yo mama is so poor i ask her where the bathroom was she said pick a tree.

[WaEHe]

yo mama is so ugly she got kicked out of hell

[WaEHe]

yo mama is so fat she it a call of duty map

[WaEHe]

yo mama so fat when she farts they reported 6 tornadoes near kansas

[GintokiRPG]

Yo mama so ugly when Handy Mandy saw her he said " sorry I can't fix that."

[T3XM3X14]

MY SHOP IS OPEN 7HR A DAY BUT YOUR MAMA LEGS R OPEN 24/7 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­!!!

[T3XM3X14]

YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT THAT DORA CANT EVEN EXPLORE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

[T3XM3X14]

YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE PUT A DISH ON THE TV SHE SAID SHE WAS WATCHING DISH NETWORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CristyWerner1]

yo mama so fat when she jumed in the air she got stuck

[CristyWerner1]

your mami so ugly she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade

[ratiorisk]

yo mamas like a pool table, balls go in and out of her.

[doublekill127]

Yo mama such a bitch she put a cunt back in to a trunk

[Sk1nny92]

yo momas like a vacume...,she sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet

[kristleveseli]

nice soundtrack but stupid

[bristowman123]

Yo mama so fat when she ran away from home, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton

[takanaZION100]

somali -A?

[MrNormalmann]

yo mama so OLD she owes jesus 3 bucks and she waz in jesus`z year book

[tjdanlz21]

yo mama so stupid she scared the SHIT out of the toilet! It looked like a coco puffs commercial!

[tjdanlz21]

yo mama so fat she sat on the ipod and made THE IPAD!!!!!

[tjdanlz21]

yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE!!!!!!??????

[tjdanlz21]

yo mama so ugly she looked out her window and got arrested for mooning

[tjdanlz21]

yo mama so ugly that when she put on a turtle neck she look like a busted condom

[BluePhenillius]

here is 1: yo mammas ass is like a bank every1 makes a deposit

[aj2hip912]

yo mama so old she sat behind jesus iin third grade

[twinturbocars]

@aj2hip912 yo momma is so old that she had a yearbook with moses in it

[max812312]

yo mamma so fat she saw a yellow bus filled with white kids and yelled "STOP THAT TWINKIE"

[MoriMoriFunniness]

lame



[XxUnicornsXoX]

yo mama so ugly not wonder waldo was hiding

[TheJAMESZBOY]

your muma so fat fat shes a call of duty map boom that rhymes

[TheJohnnyrm]

yo mamma so stupid that she sat an watched the oj carton all day cuz it said consentrate

[DragonstarandFrofree]

1:30 had a rabbit with a microphone.

[1302bigguns]

Who is this origanly by

[Darksky1001able]

Where can I find the original audio for this? Is there a video for these two?

[gico1026]

yo mamma so stupid that she saw a bus and said "STOP THT TWINKY" no ofence

[templechristian1]

yo mama's so fat, when shse saw a yellow bus full of white kids drive by she screamed"STOP THAT TWINKIE!!!!!!!!!!"

[monkeychunger]

Yo momma so ugly, when she was born, they put her in an incubator with blacked out windows.

[Lynwood30]

haha ELMO!!! :P

[TuffKat24]

Yo mama so old she took her drivers test on a T-Rex

[samonthelamb]

1:30 Walrus with a microphone.

[rany13899]

Yo mama so ugly when i took a pic of her i got a vars

[BboyJansen]

yo mama so ugly when hellen keller saw her she ran away

[Acroshna]

Yo mamma so fat when she sat on a iceburg the world flooded

[jcgr81]

1:24

[Xxjeremy40xX]

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the zoo the monkeys the monkeys thought she was a monkey and said, welcome to the family!!

[JaccRabbit52]

yo mama so dumb

she threw a rock at the ground and missed

[Mrstarfire007]

your mama so fat when she sits around the house she really sits around the house!

[Mrstarfire007]

Your mamas so fat that she sat on a gamecube and turned it into a gameboy.

[rickydfcc77]

Yo Mama's so fat she took a bath in the ocean and left a ring around the WORLD

[weaponator1]

yo mamas so fat you blow bubles from your nose

[MrAwkwardlicious]

yo mama so greasy she uses bacon as her band aids.

[mikeymansome]

wtf? 1:28

[daddynab]

yo mamma so dirty the us uses her bath water for a chemical wepon

[sonicwinx77]

Yo mama's so fat she needs cheat codes for the Wii fit

Yo mama's so dumb she bought a peice of glass thinking it was a non transparent mirror

Yo mama's so old she knew Fred Flintstone as a kid

Yo mama's so ugly they wont let her in the best beauty salons on the planet

[m187able]

lol



[TheUnknown8999]

Yo Momma is so fat, i toke a picture of her at the Christmas Party..... and it's "Still PRINTING!"

[jjemopuppy]

this was bs



[TheBlockBosses]

breast*

lol

[TheBlockBosses]

yo mama's so ghetto that she breat feeds Kool-Aid

[nickthehershey]

yo mamas so ugly she makes onions cry

[ethantantuco]

yo mama so fat when she sat on an i touch it became an i pad

yo mamas so stupid when she bought a puzzle for u she thought it was broken

[SonicRools]

yo mamas so stupid shes more stupid then peter griffin and homer simpson.

[SonicRools]

Yo mamas so fat she sat on an iceberg and the iceberg fell apart.

[kratoskicksass1234]

yo momma is so fat when god said let there be light he asked her to move out of the way

[Damian21237]

@kratoskicksass1234  funny but mean

[awutah]

your mamas so stupid she climbed a glass wall to see the other side.

[PROzSnipingClan]

yo mama so fat that when she sat on a tv remote it went to the exercise channel

[C4llm3swagger]

yo mama so fat dora cant explore her yo mama so fat she past by my tv and i missed 3 comercials yo mama so fat when she stepped on a weight scale buzz lightyear came out and said to infinity and beyond

[kcirtap7921]

Your mama is so ugly, she's like the end piece on a loaf of bread, no one wants that nasty shit.

[CURBST0MPmaster]

The youtuber named "electroexecutoide"(also minkloaders) is a confirmed pedophile, living in Manchester, England. He was last seen trying to unpants a 6 year old kid at his work(McDonalds). A bystander named "Mike Mode"(professional curb-stomper-NO JOKE!) saw 'electroexecutoide' attempting to molest this child, and Mike put a curb-stomping on him so badly, that electro's toupee AND false teeth were ruined. Electroexecutoide is currently in jail awaiting arraignment. I SAW IT ALL! THANKS MIKE!!!!

[Godfire977]

Yo Momma's so fat she sat on a dollar and made change.

Yo Momma's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo Momma's so old, when God said, "Let there be light," she was there to flick the switch.

Yo Momma's so ugly, when she walks into a supermarket, they turn of the surveillance cameras.

Yo Momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.

Yo Momma's so stupid, I said it's chilly outside, and she ran out with a bowl and spoon and asked "Where?"

[Wrestlingtwins7]

yo mamas so fat that when she went to the beach all the whales popped out and said we r family

[TrendOfAwesome]

thumbs up if you noticed the random half man half bunny

[aromaw141]

yo mamma is so stupid that she went to a farmers market to try and buy a black berry cell phone

[jclazio]

yo mama so ugly she maked the inion cry

hahaha

[RizeMeteor]

wats the song at the begining?

[griffonpop]

sorry but these jokes werent that funny o_O

[joeykemplin]

yo mama so dumb she sat on the TV a wotcha the choch

[eaglewhitemall]

when I first heard a yo moma joke IRL, i really got mad and punched him in the face. the next day, he said sorry in facebook, that he was just joking, and to google "yo mama' so i would find out. now I know. xDD

[flarous555]

yo mama is so fat and ugly the only boyfriend she had was the big mac

[ktgrace01]

@TheRosebud730 Pathetic. Yo Mamma So Fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked Jesus in the Face!

[babygirlisbeautiful1]

yo mamas so fat she put on her little black dress and looked like outerspace!!!!

[dan271291]

lol at the bunny at 1:30.

[jadeandtrisha]

@dan271291 Omgg lol . I had To Pause Just To See It! xD He Has A Mic. In His Handd. Lmaooo

[dan271291]

@jadeandtrisha haha. there are actually a few bunnys (same image) in the video i think c:

[recon294]

yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her

[distraction970123456]

whats the song

[WesleyLive0]

@distraction970123456 it says it if u open the discription

fucking retard

[rockstarvahagn]

yo mamas so fat she cant fit in a joke

[marquavius123]

yo mama so fat when i asked her if she wanted a crunck bar she said no because she tought it was an exercise

[marquavius123]

yo mama so old she attended to mary's baby shower

[TheRosebud730]

yo mamma so fat she goes to seaworld and the whales sing we r family eithen though your fatter than me. TOP THAT

[ProfessorAnimalTV]

Yo momma so fat squirrels, store nuts in her rolls for the winter.

Yo momma pussy so stank, when she spreads her legs at iHop the place gets shut down by the HHS due to sanitation violations.

Yo momma so dumb, i told her i saw her on facebook and she went to 4 different libraries looking for herself.

Yo momma so fat, when she tosses and turns in bed she moves the planet out of orbit.

Yo momma so dumb, she uses food stamps to mail letters.

[phoneboy1231]

holy crap that was good

[jstjbieb1234]

yo mamma feet so crusty that when she walks on a wooden floor it sound like she tap dancing

[MyRandyful]

yo mamma so fat, that if she played call of duty and if u killed her she was a five kill streak.

yo mamma so fat, that she has to use cheat codes for wii fit.

[NerdxRook]

your mama is so stupid that she sold her car for gas money.

[Marco1U]

whats with the subliminal messages

[sphiedd]

who are the guys making the momma jokes on the video?

[jd184497]

lol elmo tight but gess what .................. yo momma so stupid when you came outta her she saw your cord and she was like i come with cabale 2.

[fity1100]

yo mamas so fat she had to get baptized in sea world

[MrMcAirsoft]

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[MrMcAirsoft]

SEX

[MrMcAirsoft]

FUCK UUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!JUUJTJ­TJY6UYYJ45YI

[diedkaslt]

YO MAM so FAT - she jumped in the air and got STUCK.

[KonfusedMind]

yo mama so fat , that NASA sent 3 satelites to orbit around her !

[relicstyle90]

yo mama so fat she became the 10th planet.

yo mama so ugly she make onion cry.

yo mama so white, put a cap on her head, she look like a bottle of milk.

yo mama so short she need an elevator to get on her bed.

yo mama so fat, when she log in facebook she kick everyone sign out.

yo mama so fat she currently look like me.

[TruBeauty15]

yo mama so fat she steped on a scale and buzz light year poped up and said "To infinity ... and beyond!"

[dcms828]

yo mama old when i told her to act her age she died

[ryckardoff9]

yo mama is so fat that she uses cheat codes on the wii fit!!!

[steelercity71]

0:37 to skip gayness

[Saucycharliefucker]

@peaceteafitzsimmons Where is it?

[StealthTroops]

@peaceteafitzsimmons It was also at 1:30

[cheesyJUSTIN4]

bert was better!!!!!!

[Yumyumtuna]

Is it just me.. or if someone's old enough to blatenly insult someone, they're old enough to use fuck in the sentence?

[11thebestintheworld]

Yo mama so ugly not even goldfish crackers smile back

[TheGreenFace789]

@11thebestintheworld Awesome joke

[Jake13ian]

Your momma so stupid, she thought a quarter-back was a refund

[mandylol100]

@Jake13ian Loool... thats my joke o_o

[riveracharlie03]

@Jake13ian your momma so stupid she didnt even know what is 0x0

[MIKEMCQ12]

thumbs up if you saw the singing bunny at 1:33

[MIKEMCQ12]

thumbs up if you saw the singing bunny at 1:33

[bennie408]

your mamas so stupid, she jumped over a glass window to see whats on the other side!

[Dumbman135]

yo momma so fat i walked around her twice and got lost.

[50chilango]

yo momma is so stupid she sold her cumputer to pay for internet

[ramirezfambam]

even on 1:16

[xWhiteDem0nx]

yo momma so fat she was baptized at sea world

[TheTigersgate]

your mama is so fat u need a widescreen camera to fit her all in

[yesyjam]

Yo mama is so fat that it took 2 days for nationwide to get on her side

[barnbarn122]

Yo mama so fat i printed a picture of her last year...its still printing!!!

[quick4love]

yo mama so fat she went swimming at the pacific ocean the british people came and they went to the vagina and the said i claim this land and stook it in there

[fivestarschick]

yo momma pussy so creaming that i can make cream soup out of it

[jmastrer]

yomoma so fat her picture weighs ten pounds

[jmastrer]

@peaceteafitzsimmons found it

[aemae01]

yo mommas so stupid she steeped on a cergitt and said who turnered up the heat?

[aemae01]

yo mommas so ugly monsters r looking under thair beds 4 her. yo mommas so ugly bob the bilder sail we cant fix it nobody can. yo mommas do stupis ahe stuck a battery up her but and said i got the power. yo momas so fat she sat on mc donldes ans lowerd the prices. yo mommas so ugly she enterd the ugly contest and the jugdes said sorry no perfennshells allowd.yo mommas so skinny she can ddo push ups under the door crack.yo mommas so stupid she stepped on a

[kimishima148]

tuputamadre



[kimishima148]

learn how to spell bitch y si replicas eres un puto vale pito

[snapem123]

yo mama so old her pussy is wrinkly

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[Minleyx1]

Yo mama is so fat, When she goes jogging, her body heat causes global warming.

[goldenboy42j]

yo mamma so fat when she sat on a doller 4 qurters came out

[SamuelJoaodaSuica]

yo mommas so black her shadow looks white

yo mommas so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what's on the other side

yo momas so ugly when she visited the haunted manor museum, it went bankrupt

yo momas so clumsy she tripped over my wireless connection

[SamuelJoaodaSuica]

Yo moma's so black when she goes to the beach people call BP!

[SamuelJoaodaSuica]

yo moma's a hen pen, cocks fly in and out

[SamuelJoaodaSuica]

"Yo momas so black when she gets out of the car the oil light comes on..."

--Riley Freeman

[finnesselli]

yo mamas teeth so yellow, she drank diet coke and spit out mountain due.

[the1stdarkforce]

you'r mom is like the hardware store it cost 2 cents per screw

[TheBrownieBoy165]

yo mamam lips are so fat chap stick had to make a spray

[cmonky11]

yo moma so stupid she she went to th ghetto and thought it was city of snickers

[emilyyroxx1]

borring!!!!!

[cmonky11]

sures hell does

[shrubmunchers]

Yo mamma so fat, she sat on McDonald's and lowered the prices

[19kevinrocks]

guess what your mama so fat she stuck a battery up her butt and sang i got the power

[knight666571]

yo mama so ugly she has to tie a pieace of meat around her neak to get the dog to play with her

[Yumyumtuna]

Your mamma is so fat that she is fucking fat.

[JorJustReveiws10]

you mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles pop out

[robloxperson3982]

@peaceteafitzsimmons i think it was the bunny telling the yo mama jokes

[loserto2]

pause at 1:44 ANDtheres a rabbit

[Mr3lfy]

@peaceteafitzsimmons its 1:43 and yea

[moncadamarco98]

youre mama so dirty she got kicked out of redlobster for bringing her own crabs

[CHRISNETRO777]

WHATZ THE NAME OF THE SONG?

[MegaStranger6]

it's box not u can dumb a**

[axoflight44]

yo mama is so poor that when i saw her kicking a can down the street i asked her what she was doing and she said she was moving.

[locksta444]

your mammas so fat when she got on the biggest loser scales it said her phone number

[CoolOneXD]

YO MOMMA SO FUCKED SHE GOT A NOTE SAYING ROSES OR RED VIOLETS OR BLUE I GOT 5 FIGNGERS IN I FUCKED YOU

[keda2222]

yo mama is like a sin everyone does her

[dondewan]

yo mama so fat that GOD cant even lift her spirts!

[Yourmum360]

ya mams armpits are so hairy it looks like she had bob marley in a headlock

[semedekidd]

wanna see real yo momma jokes go to "s.e.m.e. new yo momma"

[Seanmanist]

yo mama is so fat that a hunter died when he shot her