Mass Effect Lore In A Minute

[zlynch172]

...Yeah... ...Mmhmm... Yep pretty much.

[acrc14]

Lol.... zombie ashley at the party....

[finnbargaldp]

Shepard's not supposed to be a girl....

[SvaJonny]

But you can have sex with the blue girl!

[LeandroO182]

Reapers coming to Earth...

Shepherd: FFFFFFUUUUUU-

[Epzo1]

Oh forgot the other plot twist. Surprise Collectors are Protheans!

[FellFather]

00:46 Hehe, note Carth and Ashley XD

[timeassassin32]

NOOOO DONT SKIP THE BLUE ALIEN SEX!!!!!!!!!

[Mcloven85]

Sooooo it's basically halo but with different names...all I got outa that

[Epzo1]

@Mcloven85 Not even close

[chi114x]

The subtitles are messed up...

[Gmrbro]

Those Reapers are adorable! Especially the little angry eyebrows!

[MrKimas]

Actually no. The reapers are attacking not because they are pissed off because you killed one of them. Their purpose in life is to destroy every living organism in the universe every 50 thousand years. Fuck I'm ME geek...

[XanderVez]

@MrKimas it isn't your fault that they are attacking but lets face it..... why else would they attack EARTH every other time they start at the citadel and it's kinda dumb that they would change such an effective plan unless they had a good reason

[allsportsowned]

@XanderVez They want to make Human Reapers, simple.

[Ringei144]

HOLY FUCKING SPOILER ALERT BATMAN.

[purplewolfking]

anyone else notice a zombie ashley at 0:46?

[Iloveyogscast1]

y commercial was longer then the video

[XDageon11]

the Citadel looks like The Ark from Halo 3

[addonmaniac12]

OH GAWD , ITS MY FAULT THEY COMING TO EARTH!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF SAVED MY LASER RIFLE , BUT NO.. I HAD TO GIVE IT TO THAT REAPER.

[yogonaughtj]

and now my head explodes

[mohab18]

I played Mass Effect 3 Demo, I would love to see the plot behind how we even survive.... THEY FREAKIN destroyed half the death in 20mins, how are we even going to win??

[DreHappyw00t]

@mohab18 They destroyed half the death?

[mohab18]

@DreHappyw00t

Sorry I typed that in 2seconds, I meant the "earth" xD. You ever get that? when you think of something to write down and another word pops up in your head and you randomly write it down by mistake.. boy I sure do >.> I bet this won't happen if I actually reread What I write down.

[skate3745]

GOTY 2010 :DD

[ThatAsianMike]

Lulz collectors are crickets :3

[iTzJuniorOT]

Is this supposed to be funny?

[reach4evr]

WTF JUST HAPPENED!?!?!?!?!

[Lawsondgage]

Ah yes, "Reapers". The immortal race of sentient starships living in dark space. We have dismissed that claim.

[legas17079]

i gotta say it...

BLUE ALIEN SEX!!!! X3

[MrWaeseL]

'cache' isn't pronounced 'cashay'

[charlieherbert247]

Cant hear a bloody word!

[Daxas666]

0:26 W-w-w-wait...blue alien sex? I'm in love.

[Pricey1081]

is this speaded up or do they actually talk that quickly?

[heat15sw]

wow they really missed the fact the collectors are the Protheans and reapers kill all life every 50,000 years fail video is fail

[PopeWithDaScope]

Alien buttplay FTW.

[ubrs1138]

Carth Onasi in the background from kotor 1!! 0:45 left side.

[Brutalyte616]

Why is the whole "Blue Alien Sex" thing such a big deal?

[DarkDain]

@0:46 you decided to kill Ashley ?

[zhokar]

not so much lore as recap, still good!

[lewisnorthfield]

i have to pay microsoft points for lair of the shadow broker 0_o

which in turn adds liara to my team so i can have sex with her 0_o

so i am paying for porn on xbl ^_^

[occasionalgoldfish]

Did anyone see zombie ashley at 0:46?

[SteelCrash]

to be honest...this was bad, very bad...

[didyouhear111]

Geepers creapers we got some reapers!

[MrDeadguy1212]

wait no blue girl sexy time? nnoooooooooooooo!

[sovriegn117]

can anyone tell me what the song in the very beginning is?

[forrenz]

Is it weird that this really makes me want to play it?

[lucky31397]

aww i missed the blue alien sex

[DaFinMonsta]

I like it how I'm not even sure if Shepard is male or female in this video.

[ultrajd]

You shuld have WAITED UNTIL ME3!

[playlistguy734]

Can't wait for Mass Effect 3.

[teedog53]

My friend saw this and now he thinks he knows as much as me about the story line, whereas I have played every game....he's a pretty big bumbass though I:I

[nickl4dfrancis]

LOL @ Kaiden Alenko dressed as Carth Onasi XD

More or less the same character with the same voice actor :3

[TkaXYZ]

Wrong: Blue Sex is possible after you get Lair of the Shadow Broker DLC on ME2 :3

[TkaXYZ]

@TkaXYZ O Have fun! XD

[makotomikami]

And then EA ruined the franchise...

[Mindroach]

HAVE SEX WITH ALL THE ALIENS 

[TkaXYZ]

@Mindroach Tali. I was really disappointed with ME one for not letting me. ME2 meh too short >.>

[HisFaithful10]

SETTLE!? You SETTLE for the girl from Chuck!? Uh, she's totally my top pick. Who needs some bloody blue alien when you have Miranda/Sarah!? lol

[EternalXSamurai]

@HisFaithful10 Liara is the sole reason why you managed to end up in the hands of Cerberus instead of the Collectors and by association the Reapers, Miranda is some little girl with father issues that turns out to be a bitch then a whiny little fuck, for the whole of Mass Effect 2.

[iLOLATURFAIL]

The joke is that its a female shepherd

[MathersMarshell]

i didn't play mass effect 1 can someone tell me the story between ashley williams and the other dude and one of them dies or something i just saw them a the option to shoose who died in me3 demo

[DrStr4ng3Lov3]

@MathersMarshell basically no matter what you choose one of them dies and because one of their deaths can be prevented the other is pissed at you because you choose them over the other, the end.

[XboxClassic]

Perhaps Mass Effect 3 will have a Triple twist?

[ThomasTheSteamwhale]

Check the link on my channel for my website and download my recreation of this game.

Please like!

[zairuku]

Harbinger: " No i'm dead serious please just listen to m..."

Reapers: " Ah yes. Shepard. The human who allegedly destroyed Sovereign and his entire army, invaded the collector base and killed yet another reaper...We have dismissed that claim."

Harbinger: " OH MY GOD...now I know how Shepard feels D: "

[Kalupz]

what about the geth ?

[M4isen4]

i dont understand what the f*ck she say.....

amsdkadnams,djaksdmas sheppard asdkjamnsldkasbdnamsdkasdm....

[TheShortkiller]

00:48 ASHLEY AS A ZOMBIE NO I LOVE ASHLEY AND IM LOYAL EVEN IF SHES DEAD THAT SHE IS NOT DEAD BECUSE SPOILER ALERT SHE IS ALIVE I MASS EFFECT3 AND BIO WARE CONFIRME THAT THE SUISAIDE MISION KAIDEN ALENCO DIES WHIT THE BOMB NAD ASHLEY AND COMANDER SHEPARD LIVE TO TELL THE TALE BUT THEN IN MASS EFFECT 2 THEY GET BLOWN TO PICES BYE THE COLLECTOR SHIP BUT ALL THE CREW SURVIVES BUT SHEPARD THEN SHEPARD WAS RECUNSTRUCTED BY CERBERUS THE ANTI ALIENT TERORIST YES ANTI ALIEN BYE

[Ebob101]

@TheShortkiller You can kill Ashley or Kaiden depending on your choice. I send the one I want to live with Kirrahe so i can save him later.

[donda2111]

PLOT TWIST!!!Collectors are actualy protheans brainwashed by reapers.

[asplass96]

@donda2111 yep.

[TheShortkiller]

@donda2111 NO PROTHEANS ARE INSTICT DUE TO THE REAPER AND THE COLLECTORS THAT ARE BASICLY THE SAME THING SO I CANT HOLD THIS I HAVE DIRECT CONTROL OF THIS COMMENT

[donda2111]

@TheShortkiller Wrong.Look it up.

[muzzledjoker]

this is familliar to halo

[JonVangify]

Do DoA Lore in a minute, and get Swoozie to do it (:

[Niveastylingel]

She's much harder to understand than the other lore videos.

[pocketlint60]

Now do Knights of the Old Republic lore in a minute!

[Vexo4000]

THX ALOT I DIDN'T GET TO THE PART WHEN you find out that the citadel is a portal thing!!!

fu!

[HibbsDibble92]

@Vexo4000 so its their fault you watched the video?

[CaptainSlow202]

@Vexo4000 ...what did you expect from this video, then?

[Flutok]

Intro song?

[Diffusionish]

@Flutok A soundtrack from ME 1

[lotf99]

thats it in a nutshell Bwahahaha

[GatorliciousGaming]

im glad i understood the chuck reference

[ESSKillerWolf]

its so true

[RingtailStarr]

And now I no longer feel bad for never having given enough of a shit to finish the first game, let alone start the second one.

[DaFinMonsta]

WRONG. The mass relays were made by The Reapers.

[teedog53]

@DaFinMonsta exactly EVERYTHING WAS MADE by the reapers

[FoxC2008]

@DaFinMonsta Yeah but everyone THOUGHT they were made by Protheans, and that's what counts. :)

[thenamelessoldier]

@DaFinMonsta Stated after "plot twist"

[Nephi895]

@DaFinMonsta

Spoilers

[KaskaMatej]

@DaFinMonsta Who created the Reapers? Evolution?

[DaFinMonsta]

@KaskaMatej I did. Hell yeah.

[GhostNY100]

@DaFinMonsta she said the citadel was made for the reapers really?! back to the kitchen with her

[Vaprous]

@DaFinMonsta WRONG The Reapers and the Mass Relays and the Citadel were created by an Unknown Race to this current date ( sure to be explained in greater detail once ME3 is released)

[Musikkingofthecookie]

Mass Effect: Uh, Reapers?

Mass Effect 2: Ah yes, Reapers.

Mass Effect 3: Huh. Reapers.

[TrollingDayAndNight]

@Musikkingofthecookie yeah why not copy the top comment, why be original when you can be unoriginal?

[Musikkingofthecookie]

@TrollingDayAndNight I know, right? I mean, why waste the energy when i can just change some words from the original? :D

[TheDGFiles]

@Musikkingofthecookie ;D originality who needs it its over rated any way

[TrollingDayAndNight]

@Musikkingofthecookie -_- sigh, smallminded people......

[Musikkingofthecookie]

@TrollingDayAndNight Blessed is the mind to small for doubt, aye? Knowwhatimean knowwhatimean huh? Nudge nudge wink wink say no more!

[eagletwo13]

Someone please make a Mass Effect sidescroller. Normandy vs the ENTIRE REAPER FLEET in a retro 2D shooter.

[aykincakaloz]

@eagletwo13 Normandy wouldn't last ONE reaper. Even with all the calibrations Garrus is doing...

[Ebob101]

@eagletwo13 On it, I'll have it in 2 weeks XD

[ThomasTheSteamwhale]

@eagletwo13

Challenge accepted.

[Kelleygarret]

@eagletwo13 We fight or we die.

[maddogwisconsin]

@eagletwo13 Im Commander Shepard and this is my favorite retro 2d shooter on the citadel :P

[chetwhite122]

@eagletwo13 Galaga

[Siritashe]

"...race of crickets..."

That killed me

[tunaman1250]

do dead space lore

[SwagMeisterDave]

0:13 is a halo energy sword

[AtaraxiaMedia]

@SwagMeisterDave ... No?

[SwagMeisterDave]

@AtaraxiaMedia Nah it does?

[muellek7]

Is it sad that I was a little upset when the music was interupted in the beginning?

(I'm a Mass Effect nut)

[WAKETEEN]

lol and now it you fault their gunning for earth good job

[JayPCM]

Its not martin sheen. its alec baldwin

[muellek7]

@JayPCM Not sure if being sarcastic, or serious...

[JayPCM]

@muellek7 It was a joke.

[muellek7]

@JayPCM That's what I assumed, but it can be difficult to see the correct tone when reading text, so you can never be too sure.

[deathman191]

Now I can say I played the game.

[RedDevilThing]

Woah. Lady, slow the fuck down.

[EmoWo1f]

after pissing of the rest of the reapers, its not your fault their gunning for earth....good job >.>

lol

[jt34212]

LOLOLOL fast forward the blue alien sex???

[RandomAmazingVideos]

Echoooooooooooooooooooooo

[kisylluf]

ME1: Reapers?

ME1: Ah yes, the Reapers.

ME2: Assuming Direct Control.

ME2: Can it wait, i'm in the middle of some calibrations.

Also ME2: Probing.......URANUS!

ME3: We're Fucked. Not if i can help it. LOOK IT'S SHEPARD! Pew pew pew, one down ten thousand to go, Later that day: ah ah ah ah yes yes YES, you like that dont you liiarr---manda, =.=, Meanwhile: REAPERS, LETS ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL OF STUFF! Like that chair with a hole in it someones sitting on.

[Elround4]

There is diffidently one thing that I learned this video.... Femshep, shares some personality traits with captain James T. Kirk, if you know what I mean. XD

[TheDGFiles]

Mass effect:Reapers?

Mass effect2: OH Reapers.

Mass effect3: OH SHIT REAPERS!

[inferno232]

@TheDGFiles Turian Councilor Version

Mass Effect: Stupid Human Spectre.

Mass Effect 2: "Reapers," We Have Dismissed That Claim

Mass Effect 3: I Am Probably Going to Blame This on the Human Somehow.

[kinghiei08]

@inferno232 You damn Turian.

[CheaterGuy1998]

@inferno232 And I just had to let them live... For that hilarious moment.

[TheDGFiles]

@inferno232 XD

[desryu]

@TheDGFiles Mass effect2: "Ah yes Reapers"

[TeamNorad]

@TheDGFiles Mass effect4: Nothing because the reapers killed everyone.

Mass effect 5: We're still dead.

Mass effect 6: Why are you still buying these?

[4everfatjoe]

@TeamNorad are we still dead in Mass Effect 7 ?

[TeamNorad]

@4everfatjoe I don't know, did someone un-melt the human, asari, turian, salarian, and everybody else reapers and re-make the scpecies'?

[4everfatjoe]

@TeamNorad RUN TO BIOWARE

[MrNordicWarrior123]

@TeamNorad If the reapers win in ME3, species will be scattered across the galaxies. And you, shepherds son needs to gather them all and fight the reapers.

[Markgangzta]

Trying to compress a story driven game series into one minute is blasphemous.

[FPChonch]

0:45 Hi there, Carth.

[FPChonch]

Forgot to mention first contact or aliens whatsoever.

[megabenbenben]

never, EVER, fast forward through the blue alien sex

[sl1k3st]

i learn so much from watching lore XD

[xatnys33]

blue alien sex!!

[ThePyroman987]

WHY HAVE YOU MADE SHEPARD, A WOMAN?! WHY?

[Blacksun1942]

@ThePyroman987 Thought everyone already knew that FemShep is better?

[DeathlordSlavik]

@Blacksun1942 FemShep sucks so no she isnt better

[Blacksun1942]

@DeathlordSlavik ur dumb

[ccourter]

How did you know I chose her in mass effect! And how did you know I settled for the barbie in mass effect 2!?

[mrmaggot6699]

Wait, you can't have sex with the asari in ME II? Good thing I didn't buy it. xD

[Spacefrisian]

@mrmaggot6699 Shes a defect in ME2 so you would die anyway.

[mrmaggot6699]

@Spacefrisian Kinky =P

[corgot93]

lol i like the zombie Ashley and Carth from SWKOTR, who is also Kaiden

[lokik21]

Only one slight problem with this. Talia all the way =P otherwise much enjoyment was to be had.

[MrMunchies64]

WTF? this isn't lore, this is just the plot of the two games. There is loads of background info. you could have used for this video if you had actually looked at the codex. This is just lazy... Dislike.

[chunkster108]

@MrMunchies64 Yeah, but all that wouldn't fit in a minute.

[MrMunchies64]

@chunkster108 I'm not saying they had to include all of it, I'm saying that they had loads that they could work with instead of just reciting the plotline, which isn't really lore.

[captianspatula]

why does shep have long hair?

[whade62000]

Sucky series...

[zingo0300]

turn on the subtitle. lol

[FourSuitedJack]

You left out a good bit of lore and details between the discovary on Mars and the events of the first game.

[CuppyXL]

Joyce IRL!

[hoofhearted44]

i love this series, but if in the last two games, you spend the whole game trying to beat one Reaper, how the fck are we supposed to beat the whole race...i hope they make it at least feel right, and not just oh there was a button somewhere that when pushed turns the Reapers off.

[CommonFable]

@hoofhearted44

Really you fought races controlled by Reapers and not the reapers themselves. I mean sovereign was killed relatively quickly after it showed its face and the human Reaper was swatted like a collector fly. The Geth and Collectors were a lot of the conflict in the first 2.

[hoofhearted44]

@CommonFable i thought in the first one you fought a Reaper ship? and it took the whole Alliance Fleet to take it down (im sorry, i havent played the first one because i didnt play the series until ME2 came out on Ps3)

[CommonFable]

@hoofhearted44

You do fight one Reaper in the first, but this is when no one has ever heard of the Reapers and they didn't have any tactics besides "kill it with fire!" haha

[hoofhearted44]

@CommonFable still. took the whole fleet vs 1, nvm vs 100 or whatever...all im saying i hope they dont wrap it up with "Shepard finds some random relic on some planet that just so happens to disable all the Reapers" id rather see the universe destroyed that have an ending like that :P just my opinion though.

[CommonFable]

@hoofhearted44

I feel ya. That would be stupid haha

[epiclittleman]

is it me or does that ship on the start look like a energy sword and two halo rings in the middle

[Skipp376]

lol theres a speed option