Top 5 Dead Mentors: The Rotten Tomatoes Show

[LarryNanner]

Pee Wee FTW

[richd9]

what of Donnie Darko? wait, was Frank already dead?... he was alive at one point then died... then he came back from the future? ...ummm... time traveling dead/alive guy in rabbit costume?

[imkrn]

1:46 um...yes i will...come play with you...maybe...???

[swordmeister93]

How the FUCK does Pee Wee's Big Aventure get a 100% rating, when Star Wars gets 77??????

[squidb8]

Twin Ellen in Baby Doll is a fantasy of mine.

Thanks Rotten Tomatoes, just send them to my house and my joy will be complete.

[BIGheadGNOME]

how can she say obi wan was a crappy mentor?! Anakin would later rule the galaxies!

[coolguy111ish]

WHAT the shining only 87% its a freakin masterpiece!

[Tosoledoinko]

what about the rabbit in Donnie Darko.

[Poet2916]

That scene in The Shining scared the shit outta me,,,,Now I'm afraid of hallways

[Poet2916]

I still don't understand why they picked val kilmer to play Elvis

[Ra3nMaN]

Obiwanmotherfuckingkenobi. Win.

[drunk4bar]

OMG! I swear. Those clips from Star Wars were from Episode 6. A new hope got like a 94 or something. 

[Ahofer556]

Damn, that fucking scene fromthe shining still freaks me out

[kikicwazy5]

77% approval rating for STAR WARS!!!????????? ARE YOU PEOPLE HIGH? :((((

Fricken deserves 100....

[AnonymousUbiquity]

@kikicwazy5

Star Wars:

Episode 1 - 65% Liked it

Episode 2 - 69% Liked it

Episode 3 - 64% Liked it

Episode 4 - 93% Liked it

Episode 5 - 94% Liked it

Episode 6 - 93% Liked it

I don't see the problem here...

[squamish4244]

@AnonymousUbiquity Ah it's the people who think only A New Hope and Empire are beyond all criticism and the rest are shit that raise a stink. Just ignore them.

[darthkrueger]

@kikicwazy5 77 for RETURN OF THE JEDI. A little generous if you ask me

[squamish4244]

@darthkrueger You know very well a lot of people love it, Ewoks and all :)

[EpicForethought]

@kikicwazy5 Fricken deserves 1000

[Reu360]

@kikicwazy5 It had 100 then Lucas got board.

[dasnake1234]

@kikicwazy5 'jedi' was the worst of the original trilogy. plus, 77 is a good rating.

[FuckWorkdays]

@kikicwazy5 Return of the Jedi got 77%. The original one has 94%

[Free28761]

@kikicwazy5 hell yeah

[jopi122]

luke: i cant kill my father

obi wan: well then were pretty much fucked

[eleutheromaniac]

lol, never realized before how much Obi-wan's motivational style was just like a jewish mom.



[Anamchara]

Obi-Wan, 'nuff said.

[pacman491]

Frank the bunny from donnie darko should be no. 1!

[zyderman2050]

OBI-WAN KENOBI FTW!!!!!

[clemenza1234]

0:53 oh SHIT!!

That face still scares the piss out of me....

[JuuVain1]

Where's Mickey?

[FueledbyBrenden]

beetlejuice shows his face from the front in the movi i guess it is a special dvd or something

[jennime89]

You must be joking. Have they not seen the sixth sense? I love chubbs as much as the next person but seriously?

[Balian49]

Why is Ellen Fox so hot

[HotBroodish]

@Balian49 because you're drunk

[Balian49]

@HotBroodish

True

[ITCJon]

I'd include "Bogie" from Woody Allen's "Play It Again, Sam,".

[lilporkchopx]

BRUCE LEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kritickos]

how many time did this bitch say she wanted to kill her pimp?

[marshall3212]

um, dark haired twins with pigtails.....

[Nanaman12345]

I think they made this list only to put Obi Wan on something.

[link2uu]

Starwars should be 100% because it was ownage shining should be 10% because it was lame and not scary at all pewee should be 90% because peewee is awesome and spaceballs should be 100% because it was omega awesome ownage pwnage

[PresidentP]

Well Folks if u look it was Return of the Jedi that got the 77% not just star wars. If it was anything like New Hope or Empire Strikes back it would've probably of had a bigger ratting

[Sizzmaster6985]

Who the hell gave Star Wars a 77% approval rating?

[Big12189]

0:33 and Iove you, Ellen :)

[FuckWorkdays]

*cough* Victor Pascow from Petsematary and *cough* Jack Goodman from An American Werewolf in London *cough*

[CMPUNKFISH]

how does happy gilmore only have a 57% aproval rating

[danamaniac66]

@CMPUNKFISH because people are haters thats why

[yanks9725]

@CMPUNKFISH u do relize that thats pretty good, it means that more people liked it than didnt

[ThatDanishChick]

I WANTT BEETLEJUICE AS MY MENTOR! :D

[AlyMC13]

what about drop dead fred come on rotten tomato step it up!

[ChiaKaCheng]

the shining is a creepy-ass motherfucking movie

[CaptainAshSpearow]

What about Shoeless Joe Jackson from Field of Dreams?

[shadybrain3424]

@CaptainAshSpearow he wasn't really a mentor, the voice in the corn field was Kevin Costner's dad too.

[dog9000]

The overly sarcastic humour of this show gets old fast!

[jackelberryblue]

just... like.... THIS! hehehehhohohohahahaha!! that is my favorite part of the pee wee movie ever!!!! :)

[lisabmcr]

Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice.(:

[nialljamesbuckley]

i love these top 5 lists - but i hate the way she says mentor. "Meant er"

seriously?

[dave18469]

Did she say she loves chubbies?

[nexlarx]

man.. I'd play with those hot twins...

not the creepy ones..

the hot bunette ones...

play with them...

for a few days... and then get bored.

[RadarKat73080]

I don't feel so bad about Drago killing Apollo anymore!

What about Lestat?

[lovefordante]

@RadarKat73080 I agree Lestat should be on there

[tachangel]

@RadarKat73080 yea!! Lestat!! its true!! the first!

the second can be beetlejuice! x)>

[madhater2]

Not in the same league... But how about Gusteau from Ratatouille.

Oh, AAAAAND... Twin Ellen's (yum)

[DynastyEmpire]

LMAO @ the beginning! now i feel good enough to kill a pimp :D

[ghostwhiskey]

god i love her

[Elyzater]

what about the dead granfather from Troll 2?haha

[mckfrr]

Well it's a shame everyone's gonna die because of you. haha classic.

[butcherben82]

I´d fuck her with the pigtails and the lil´girl outfit .... sry for that 

[VelaToNorma7]

@butcherben82 lol i'd fuck her too

[BitterPoetMadman]

What is a menter? Fuctard.

[eternalsunrising]

how dare they!!! :-)

[TeShrike]

Where the hell is Bruce Lee from No Retreat, No Surrender?

The film may be cheesy, but who cares? It's f'kn Bruce Lee. This list is wrong without him.

[Mr27Leo]

@TeShrike I was going to say the same thing. Bruce Lee is the man.

[SimariFWH]

Haha! Beetlejuice~ :D

"We've come for your daughter, Chuck"

[narmolania]

BEETLEJUICE SHOULD BE NUMBER UNO!!!!! Just because the honking sound when he grabs his crotch XDD something only the masters can do (I mean comon, Michael Jackson tried to make that sound like a bazillion times, and all he got was a "OOhOOO!" )

[SuperNitpicker]

True Romance is awesome

[pacman491]

WTF Frank the bunny from Donnie Darko didnt make this list

[Greeniemaxx]

Damn she's pretty.

[czeffer337]

i love it how the shining was a true F*kin story it was a real place truly haunted and then the rest was prity much fake its soo funny because when king was there he got lost and saw thouse girls and got the sh*t scared out of him

[75rknight]

okay, the scattegories thing and the jedi guilt trip thing might be the first 2 funny things this chick has ever said. She might be getting better?

[MyTubeIsBetter20]

what about the train guy from "Ghost"

[H4LFZ1P420]

babe ruth from sandlot should have been on the list.

[NoiseismyDomain]

Chubbs is the BOMB.

[Alex43733]

hey does dumbledore count

[6684lillian]

@Alex43733

lol Yeah, he should've been in there. XD

[CANNUCK72]

At 1:45 - ROFL!!!

[ZombiesgodAngel]

epic lolz

[CommentorX]

Actually, Beetlejuice's "scary" scence from the front didn't look like Pee Wee's Big Adventure. It was John McCain as President.

How else do you think Obama won?

[ILuvJonnySniper]

77 %??? WTF??? O.o

[BatmanSpeiser]

I can't believe they gave return of the Jedi a 77%!!!!!

[Albeleo]

They didn't. It just means that 77% of critics gave the movie a generally positive review.

[TomMSTie]

The Jedi Guilt Trip!!!

[reviewitorhateit]

obi wan "fuckin" kenobi

[AgentAJD]

Wait...

Star Wars has a 77% approval rating...

The Shining has an 84% approval rating...

While Pee Wee's Big Adventure has a 100% approval rating...

...k...

[milkebar]

That is fuck'd!

[TurboTony00]

@AgentAJD It's actually "Return of the Jedi" with the 77%. The original "Star Wars" is 97% last time I checked while "The Empire Strikes Back is 98%. Or at least something very similar.

[smoraptor]

@AgentAJD Its not RT's fault they base the score of stupid fucking critics

[BLACKIESBOY]

@AgentAJD

Akshually, Pee-Wee's Adventure was pretty good, if you ask me. And Star Wars was still campy, although it should get at least a 97% for being so goddamn pioneering. Still, I too cannot believe The Shining only has an 84

[metalfun111]

@AgentAJD i disapprove of pee wee herman

[chrismorton4567889]

@AgentAJD omg thats retarded lol

[afterthefact15]

@AgentAJD its not the original star wars that got the 77 its the remake one with new graphics.

[punkjaris]

@AgentAJD THE REASON IS THAT...NOBODY WANTS TO CRITIC MOVIES LIKE PEE WEE´S

[chobitz7]

@AgentAJD I know, right? pee wee should have a 150%

[ThomAceable]

@AgentAJD That's just for positive reviews, not scores

[dimlightbulb10]

@AgentAJD only Return of the Jedi does. the other two are over 95

[BLACKIESBOY]

@AgentAJD

It was a funny movie... What?

[dukeofhazzard421]

@AgentAJD thats why this website is a joke.........IMDb FTW

[1944ACE1944]

@AgentAJD Pee Wee is the shit!!

[dilophosaurus122]

@1944ACE1944 Peewee is 100% and its mostley for children but i like it.

[Nanaman12345]

@AgentAJD Don'tbring Peewee into this!

[erwinbob1]

@AgentAJD lol star wars was made in 77.



[Mystikal22693]

@AgentAJD weird huh since star wars and the shining are classics (well return of the jedi isnt)

[DancingArtichokes]

@AgentAJD It's 100% tomatoes man, I think that means it's 100% bad in their twisted system.

[darthkrueger]

@AgentAJD Watch Pee Wee's Big Adventure. Regret making comment.

[NintendoFreak54]

The guilt trip - it'll get you everytime. :P

[BlaccBoii]

this chick is fuck'in hot....

[Divirato]

Obi-Wan mothefu*** Kenobi!!!

XDDDDDD

[ricechristopher11]

Obi- Hell yah!!!

[DemocracyDefender]

Agreed

[WednesdayThe17th]

i love all those movies but i havent seen true romance =P

[Gtugcu]

obi wan fuking kenobi - i lol'd

[simonjeste]

"that most potent of weapons... the Jedi Guilt Trip" - i lol'd

[DemocracyDefender]

Same but its true

[XXXREDROOMXXX]

*Tyler Durden (Fightclub)

[118dethtoll]

dude Tyler durden was not a dead guy he was more like a reflection of the nameless guy lust for anarchy!! :D

[mazon21]

but he isn't dead...

[whattadiwhat]

it's about dead mentors read the title

[VindicatedNinja]

Yoga does Die..

[Bluetail19]

yeah but he doesn't do any mentoring while dead.

[RICHANDROS]

i can agree with the end

[BaronAdjureDuo]

hahaha 1:54

[TheBigCheese199]

YEEAAHHH!!! BEETLE JUICE!!!!!!

[ms0fia]

its funny, i gotta say it.

[Ninjaboyz128]

you upload too much crap like 24/7.... supernewsis better than this crap but videos are uploaded by current all the time! wtf!? is this all you do?