The Vicar Of Dibley- End Jokes

[eastender86]

'What did Eve say when she first saw Adam?' Oh that's a hard one!' 'Yep you're in!' ABSOLUTELY CLASSIC!!!

[carlstadt1579]

How the hell can anyone dislike this??? It is hilarious!!!

[Rawwwwrrr22]

PHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHA Wow Laugh......Is very....over powering. 2:47 :L, Dumb blonde...Oh wait HrmmmmMm! I'm blonde. :/

[CutieBxx]

4 Alices watched this video, didn't get the jokes and so disliked :P

[Askimoula]

I love the jokes from The Vicar series! My favourite one is Santa Claus with the mince pie. Alice is a pisser!!!

[TheXander360]

haha love the blind man and the toothy git

[cucumber2111]

I think i love dawn french :L

[moskva40]

Alice: "And that's funny?"

Dawn French: "Yes. (gravely) It's hilarious."

[sbowesuk]

The first joke is hilarious!

[Superchocthunda7]

I love Vicar of Dibley! I think that we'd all agree that they should do a return special or two.

[46n2idiots]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Doctor

[FantasmaLuna]

@46n2idiots Doctor Who? :D

[TheLlamalord7]

it would be quite funny if ronnie barker came knocking at your door.

(ronnie barker is one of the most famous comedians ever, but unfortunately he died. to watch him type in on youtube the two ronnies and he is the fat one) (the smaller one is ronnie corbett)

[eblovesdb]

'Get outta the way you toothy git!'

my fave lol

[batman7814]

The interrupting rabbit! haha!

[soundboy3]

I still can't figure out how the actress that played Alice kept a straight face most of the time. She had the best lines!

[justaguyfriend]

You're missing the joke from the Dibley Radio episode where she tells the Golf joke. "Missed the bugger." That one.

[Mashutubez]

I'm in love with Alice.

[Mystupidfood]

Alice is one dumb fuck. I love it really.

[CTHSava]

LOL thatks a bunch for posting all of these, they're hilarious!

[anthgerace95]

one of my fav show ever

fricken Hilarious!!!!!

[micaelros]

hilarious.......

[MsCerealKiller]

What does she say at 6:46?

[feuilletoniste]

@MsCerealKiller 'I wonder if I can get the church to agree to the idea of verger culling?' 

[Wilsooon18]

Alice is class. x3

[rainymayse]

i own the whole compete series i watch it every christmas i will never get sick of it ever !

[Chaserpeach]

@rainymayse amen to that!

[sian0151]

i always get compared to alice

[MrSweetlife92]

6:14 lmaooooooo

[ChristmasSongs1000]

Wheres the boy with no body joke??

[AbbASongs1]

Wheres the superman joke???

[AbbASongs1]

Knock Knock

Who the hell is it this time? LOL

[1JENNIFERTHOMSON]

I loved the vicar of dibley specially for the jokes at the end as alice just cracks me up.

[StruggleBunnies]

at 1:20 alice burps. she is so cute.

[Trammelbach]

uuuuhhh that`s a hard one xD

[Jess140594]

@Trammelbach i told that joke to my mum when i was younger (like junior school) she got annoyed at me, obviously where im older i understand lol, :)

[linkinetherlands11]

i love this serie

alice is so sily

[ArcticFox1095]

i dont really get the soap one either. god id take a hellovan actoress to play alice! hey where the "damnit! i missed!" one? haha

[bramel]

hahahahaha, absolute pissa!

[SkinnyWinnie101]

I don't even find the vicar's jokes funny, Alice's reactions are the funniest!

[sassygeorgina1100]

Very Funny =D

[sassygeorgina1100]

Very Funn =D

[TheLovehurts14ify]

This will make me sound reli stupid and alice like lol...but i dont get the one abt the soap :( Lol can sum1 explain plz??!!!

[KittehHawk]

3 People didn't get the jokes.

[shell4andy]

i soooo love the end jokes.. Dawn is a legend...lol

[rprattify]

The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walking around his new parish, after leaving his wife in bed with the Sunday papers, her cup of tea, and a pack of cigarettes.

One of the old villagers came up to him and said. "Good morning, Vicar, how be you and the wife?"

The Vicar said, "Good morning my man, I am fine, the wife is fine also. I left her in bed smoking."

The villager said, "Arr, Vicar, that's the way to fuck 'em!"

[waspsrugbydude151410]

Alice's laugh is sooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!

plus she doesnt have a clue!

[RomanaThird]

Alice and I were seperated at birth. Lol.

[ThePag09]

the interrupting rabbit :'D

[zahara11]

Oh gosh - they're so priceless! I never tire of them, ha ha.

[MsKasha18]

i love the vicar of dibley it so funny i go all of the dvds and boxsets, i can watch them over and over again. the christmas one is my fav were she has the 3 dinners and breaks the chair haha!!

[MotorHazy]

i was watching it yesterday

[wickywoolb]

i dont get the soap 1 lol

[MrSweetlife92]

the interrupting... one was HILARIOUS.. HAHA she just counts every farm animal there is lol

[Xx7015xX]

i don't get the one about the 2 nuns in the bath...

[lilponyriderxx]

the man says hes a blind man as in blinds for your window when she said alright come on in and he could see her naked .

[unidentifieable]

lol cross as in the expression not a physical cross

[Xx7015xX]

@unidentifieable no i get that one i was talking about the two nuns in the bath.

[mimiburnsband]

cute! thanks for the post~ helped the night go by a bit quicker

[dpey]

ALICE!!

[184natasha]

lol - really old but still funny. And Alice is of course, a total legend!

[lalaboopable]

alice... oh brillo

[luuntjuh123456789]

Doesn't she play The Fat Lady in Harry Potter?

[kingofsunsettown]

yes she does :)

[dixitwinleo]

yeah she does in the third.

[SoccerTeenz28]

@luuntjuh123456789 yeah from prisoner of azakban i think

[PeggyOpalandDT]

Vicar Of dibley is awsome! i always watch it during christmas time! The Jokes always give a laugh + still hilarious as always

[xxxLotBotxxx]

I told Number 3 to my mum and she started laughing for two hours. This is deffinetly going to be the joke at the Christmas table this year :)

[tom1984uk]

@dickfilms : You're a retard.

[TaraFRIENDSfan]

And thats funny?

Yes...its hilarious!

[J4CK100]

haha

[melonhad678]

ooh you just have to love Alice :D

[SoccerTeenz28]

@melonhad678 funny but stupid

[rubberbuttbuster]

Explanations for all the Alices here:

1. The blind man could see, he was bringing a blind for a window.

2. Show him your cross -> Show him you're cross (cross means angry)

3. Eve said "that's a hard one" about Adam's penis.

4. It would be funny if Ronny Barker came to your door, wouldn't it?

5. Where's the soap -> Wears the soap (she's using the bar of soap for pleasure)

6. The seaweed -> the sea wee'd (urinated)

7. You should know hundreds of these.

[iamrahulus123]

Thanks rubberbuttbuster for xplanation:). I couldn't get any of those but still like to see Alice's expression. :)

[taggy22]

@rubberbuttbuster Thanks mate - but you know there aren't many people actually as stupid as Alice...

[2012naturegirl]

I liked No. 3 the best!!!

[planetgallifreytv]

Ahahaaaa at No. 3 :p

[Hazey5142]

can someone explain number 5???

[mandarinz69]

The last one is so funny. And you can see Dawn French cracking up lol.

[bamseescratch]

No. 3!!!!!

[obscureashell]

I can't hear number 5 properly...what are they saying?

[slytherin34]

I didn't get #2?

[LaurenJai]

Show your cross? She means show your crucifix. Nun is deaf and thought she mean show him you being cross.

[bEnNiCuLlEn]

i dont get No. 6...can someone explain it?

[ourhousetx]

the sea weed , wee=pee

[SazzahMadazzah]

because the sea weed.

because the sea weed...what?

no...

XD

[xxjennifaxx]

why is it relevant that they're nuns? =s

[MargeSimpson20]

Because they are a vicar and verger

[SplitIllusionOnline]

No. 7 is my favourite:L lol "moo" :L

[quitebrillbill]

basically no. 5 is funny cos the nun is using the soap in her minge

[MargeSimpson20]

Sounds painful LOL

[fettler1000]

No 5 it (wears the soap) away doesn't it,,, rude but funny.

[Cath245]

knock knock

who's there

Ronnnie

Ronnie who

Ronnie barker

...

[quitebrillbill]

No. 5 is funny because the soap is wearing off SOMEWHERE.

[queenmeika1]

i still dont get it. please elaborate

[juliepopper18]

i love number 3

[SpoofDancer]

why is number 5 funny? is because of what alice says? or is the accual joke funny?

[doodleanimaters]

isnt there other jokes as well, good vids!

What program did u use?

[dodgeyjammer]

yea i ddnt get no.5 either but its really funny!

[SPOLIERZ]

ive herd all of dem before:(:(:(

the blonde gal iz funney mi mom worked with her

[bouncysmile]

joke no. 4 & 5 hilarious

[adamjodie]

funny joke no.3

[OpaleyedWolf]

I love Alice!

[Hardcorepeeps]

yea, such a good actor :D

[SpazzyHazzy]

sorry but i'm a total blonde retard, what's happening in No. 5?

[RedUltra1903]

The Nun says

"Where's the soap?"

However, the second Nun has been using the soap for erm... you know...Master Bating.

Therefore, when the first nun says "Where's the soap?" The second nun thinks she means "Wears the soap." As in sticking the soap in and out of that area is wearing it out.

"Wears the soap."

"Yes it does rather."

[Kaitlyn9481]

lol I did't get it either...but the rest are hysterical =D

[MargeSimpson20]

You shouldn't call yourself retarded.

[Acorn7ley]

Best comedy ever in line with Only Fools 'n' horses

[thoth4]

I would so be the blond in the first one.

[thoth4]

Not in the understanding sense, But I would die of Laughter.

[ShiftyBusiness]

If i could merry the VICAR ...i would

[Saturn25k]

LMAO ah hahahahaha i can't beath !!! hahaha

[izzylee12345]

isabelle ydw i. diddorol

[bananacraig]

See the second joke, i dont get it, I thought it was the same as Alice thought, what is it really?

[BEfanUK]

it's a rude joke, when the nun thinks "hmm that's a hard one" peter hears it as in "that's a hard one" referring to something rude, which eve 'said'. it's a rude joke but hilarious.

[tinkabelljen]

That was the 3rd joke :D xx

[tinkabelljen]

The other nun said ''show him you're cross'' - so she showed him that she was angry (angry another word for cross) :) xx

[bananacraig]

Yeah i got that, but when Alice explains the answer shes right, so why is everyone laughing at her?

[tinkabelljen]

I think its because they didnt expect Alice to explain it to literally....and just because its supposed to be a joke I think xxx

[blackmind1992]

6:52

Alice is such a nutjob XD

[Tromboniwr]

Diolch am rhain!

[freddykruegermad]

"Wears the soap?"

"Yes, it does does'nt it?"

I still don't get it!

"Yes it does" what?

[Veggieburger802]

The first nun asks "WHERE'S the soap?" As in "where is," and the other hears it as "WEARS the soap," as in "does it wear the soap"... so she replies "yes, it does rather," meaning that it does, in fact, wear the soap. So really it's just an intellectual remark on the inefficiency of contractions in the English language, in the form of a joke.

[freddykruegermad]

ooooooooh

thank you so much

you seem very intelligent.

now i get it but it's just not funny cos i kept assking.

at least i get it though

Thanks again.

[Veggieburger802]

No problem. Glad I could help.

[Nancydrewrocks10]

I don't get number 5

[YourMotherSmellsX]

my name is alice i sometimes are as stupid as her but i love her god this is so funny

[Asprothecat]

I am sometimes a bit like her too.

[xXMadameButterflyXx]

haha i love this show

its so hilarious

and alice just cracks me up!

[sajmeister]

I love these jokes, teh first joke is probably the first and only one that Alice got! It was a good one too!

[WWEFalcon]

I almost cry during No 7 not because its funny but because its such a classic. Its my favorite end joke of all time!

[tomsou99]

n1, n3 and n7 owned

[Observer34point5]

That was great! Thank you Rhyshuw1!

[Observer34point5]

Should have reiterated that the joke is.."Two Nuns in the "BATH" . It sounds like she is saying "BAR".

All Ms.French's fault really! ...:D

[Sporeguy333]

I dont get the seeweed one...

[thedoctorwho07]

the lobster blushed because the sea weed.

the sea peed. get it?

[macctiger]

lol

[stewartcolbert11]

Vicar of Dibley 4 life.

[avondale999]

Oh, thank you thank you for posting these all together!!! The vampire joke is one of my all time favorites, LOL!

[roostorm]

briliant!

[Lanajayb]

I love the 2nd and the 3rd one they made me laugh like hell :D The soap one made me get confuzed then i looked at the comments but i think its not that funny :l lol or is it just me...

[Observer34point5]

"WEARS...the soap, instead of "Where's the soap". The other Nun says, "Yes, it does does'nt it?"

Lana!! You can be Emma to my Vicar! HAHAHAHA

[sassytree8]

what does the soap one mean?

[vaughanwilliam]

i love the vicar of dibley its the best :)

sad its finished :(

[BulletprufZombie]

"The interrupting sh-?"

"MEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

XD Hilarious!

[SleepingGuthix]

OMG i just got the soap one. A little tricky that one is but not it is just as hilarious as any of the others. Anyone know if the great storm skit is on youtube?

[Yellowzebra8]

i still dont understand the soap one, can someone please please post what it means?

[rhyshuw1]

For goodness sake just look down the comments- about a million people have asked...

[Bowzer2008xtrme]

love the adam and eve joke lol 'ooh thats a hard one' lol

[XXgav123xx]

I dont get the soap one, even after foccha explained it. Am i thick?

[rhyshuw1]

Yeah! (Although it took me quite some time to understand it!)

[henrycrumm]

neither do i :/ lol!

[MrAverageUK]

Good, thanks for posting this vid

[helloroiuk]

funny as shit

[jkwasere]

hillarious

[somethingrandom16]

i love this video it's so funny

[foccha]

OK for those who don't know, when she says "Where's the soap?" she actually means wears like it wears away the soap and the other nun says "Yes it does".

[laughinggoblin2000]

i dnt get the soap joke, im gona feel reli stupid when someone explains it to me for not gettin it, lol

[rhyshuw1]

Just go through the comments.

[darkhero156]

omg cool ty for upload i luv this part at end of ep :)

[blueoxide7]

she says bar...the first joke says one nun in a bath, then later is one she says "ok so two nuns in a BAR" i think ;S

[lollycakes91]

hmmm...why would there be soap in a bar??????

[blueoxide7]

blimy this really matters to u guyz dont it? anyway we didnt ask u and to be honest it isnt important

[Asprothecat]

I think she said bath.

[lollycakes91]

she did, i was being sarcastic

[chocolatescones]

It's definatly better when Alice doesn't get the joke!

[juliepopper18]

i know right

[biscuitbiterla]

In the joke about the soap, what was the nn doing to make it wear away?

[rhyshuw1]

What would two nuns be doing in a bath?

[biscuitbiterla]

oh...

[biscuitbiterla]

oh...

[blueoxide7]

she said one nun in a bath

[rhyshuw1]

No she didn't

[chinery13]

She did it was the first one there.

[Asprothecat]

They would be lesbians