David brags about his amazing dad

[JunKazamaFan]

1:03 onward becomes incredibly creepy considering the context of this video!

[masoukishin1988]

6 people need to grow a few more testicles.

[pheonixmj2]

In the JYUNGAL.

[BollyBibby]

How do you fuck a plant?

[BlooPikmin]

DIKS

[erickjansenio]

it deserves a million views

[thefuzz97]

1:08 Attempting to fingerbang an eagle

[ChristineThePikachuA]

260th liker!!!!

That's my dad, he say A@SHOLE

[gameboyredpee]

it can be dangerous if you don't have a big penis--like MINE

[WLDFLD]

ahahaha this one's great

somehow i missed it the first time around

[SpamLizzo]

David says testicles so naturally.

[WainwrightSt]

Lol he probably hates him because he ignores him and smokes so much

[iNvictaStudios]

Dexter finds out about what a Penis is.

[jingachi3000000]

And David grew up to slaughter his entire family.

Was this cartoon originally foreign? Because I had a cartoon on a VHS tape from Just for Kids when I was younger, too, called "Ketchup Vampires II", and it was originally German.

(I still wish I knew how to rip it so I could poop it...but technology like that is expensive, if I'm correct.)

[NickShortsAlt]

@jingachi3000000 Yes it's a foreign dub, I believe its originally from Poland

[pullahoko]

Pretty good sentence mixing.

[Chemazan]

What does he say between 0:34 and 0:41?

[NickShortsAlt]

@Chemazan "They didn't know what to think of the tiny testicles, and the little baby penis. I had to admit he was kind of cute, and you sure don't see cocks like these very often, not even in the circus!"

[click4randomness]

i wonder who this reminds me of?

cough*dr rabbit*cough

[PugOfDoom]

Hahahahaha

[Shows42nite]

That kid's hands are huge. Does he have cancer?

If his dad was unexperienced, then how'd he create that kid and did the kid have a mutation to his penis?

[darkarbiter7]

david was one of his mom's boyfriends kids

[darkarbiter7]

How exactly would you fuck a plant?

Very carefully, I would presume.

[Evertonian94]

the ending made me lol

[darkarbiter7]

4.95 rating?

0.o

That's tough to get!

LOL

[Crossbowshootr]

I didn't know crayons could pop balloons

[Fiddlesticks411]

oh you ;3

[Mustkillroy]

Oh my god.

[DirtyPotterOfficial]

Just stopping by to vote 5 again

[slubub]

Best Comeback ever.

[DirtyPotterOfficial]

I think I already told you this but because of you I actually bought this on ebay on vhs and watched it. I loved every minute of it, it was the cheesiest piece of shit i've ever seen in my life.

Also, why isn't he just IGNORING his SON's rude remarks about his tiny penis?

[NickShortsAlt]

That's awesome glad to spread the David love. I also find your Dirty Potter stuff hilarious. BTW David's dad IS ignoring this. This poop is more of david just talking to someone (child services, perhaps? ;D ) about his relationship with his father, rather than it being an interaction between him and his father.

[SandvichTrain]

David seems to know alot about penises *____*

[NickShortsAlt]

I believe the plural form of penis is "penii" ;D

[slubub]

Nuoh.Dicky Pedia Says its Penis'es.

[SuperSaiyanAl]

peeNESS

[Daedatheus]

This is the most disturbing and deeply emotional poop I have seen all year.

I've got money on you come Oscar season

[DirtyPotterOfficial]

I fucking love your poops so much please sex me up OH GOD UNF.

[Carnage1235]

Is that Chuckie?

[ScreamingBloodyGore]

Yeah... it is... also did Gosling in the show "Darkwing Duck".

[b0mbcityrocker]

at 1:09 the birds tail feathers looks like cock and balls, davids dad must be envious of that bird!

[10truefreak01]

I can relate to David's dad.

[TheRealGentleman]

Oh, if only Freud could see this...his head would explode.

Uh...yeah.

[dwd006]

"the animals were scared and surprised, they didnt know what to think of the tiny testicles" LMAO oh thats shits funny

[SergeantBacon]

IN DAH JUNGLE

[nkosi30]

wow bout time you made a new one

[Evertonian94]

lol at the end

[ummhea]

what show is this lol

[MasterSKODWARDE]

David & the Magic Pearl, it's a movie.

[ummhea]

MOVIE??? ah hahaha! this can NEVER be a movie

[MasterSKODWARDE]

This is a movie. :P

[ummhea]

I know... my previous statement was saying that this movie's plot, characters, and disturbing things could not exist as a movie, but it did

[NickShortsAlt]

Yeah it's a straight to VHS movie from the 80's, it was made in poland and they dubbed it in english.

[R3allyBored]

Lol nice job on this.

[ummhea]

I love how the video icon when you search for this is nick on crack laughing

[PissoPuyo]

NickShortsAlt. The name to remember in children's entertainment.

[nockFORCE]

this owns

[JackTron7000]

OH MY GOD THE BIRD HAS A DICK

[HeWhoEnjoysTehVids]

That was awesome.

[Guitarawr]

I'm crying right now. Well, maybe not crying, but I'm glad you're back.

[BigBowsa402]

Welcome back!

This was a great video.

[1337Vivian]

LMAO!!!

[Akerberus]

6/5

so glad your maiking new ones

[SexKittenStoned]

Yaaay! XD

[PolyhedronClock]

I missed your shit.

[adj209]

I miss his Faecal matter too.

[PunkyBear36]

INEXPERIENCED

[MariosMahBoi]

TINY PENIS

[Hauntzor]

You can see the bird's asshole at 1:05

[Bangelo510]

Another Awesome David Poop!

[korokva007]

lol

[Leafblower29]

X_x

Wow.

[imsoeevil]

0.0

[Fiddlesticks411]

I laughed once again.

[tsfunhouse]

Hahha. That penis created him though.

[SALTEDHAMSUPERSHOW]

i love you nick

[Dipstikk]

WE MISSED YOU NICKSHORTS

[chickensalad]

... D:

[Hannadzor]

I choked on some Coke I was drinking and then it came out of my nose.

"This can be dangerous if you don't have a big penis like mine" XDD

[gameboyredpee]

"i ignored my son, HAHAHA"

now we know why.

[GreenGold33]

great sentence mixing

[kerplop]

I was wondering when we'd see this kid again.

[Canas29]

That's my dad, he's a asshole. I hate my piece of shit father.

[Ampithecat]

You should have used King Richard's Family Fun park in the intro.

[zammeee]

I didnt think we would get another david poop

5/5

[evenmorebetter]

It's all great, but after you watch it all, the title might be the funniest part

[snager80]

the animals were scared and surprised.

[callmemiles]

that was beautiful

[Baconporker]

YAY ANOTHER DAVID POOP!

[captpan6]

Oh geez, this is great!

[Vorscythe]

NICK IS BACK

[10truefreak01]

Holeeeeee shit.

[sorry8140]

thx 4 posting again!

[cmndrkool321]

This is AWESOME! 5/5!

[DevilMayDumbass]

How come I know so much about my Father's Penis?

I see it all the time, in my room.

[Revolver7251]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAOAOAALMAO

[Mushurumu64]

Holy crap did I laugh at this. xDD This is my Dad, he's an asshole!

[Insineratehymn]

It's good to see you back.

[LarryKoopaRoy]

I must say, you have EXCELLENT sentence mixing skills!

[MrZZiZZler]

lol bout itme fool

[iamsmert123]

I don't even remember subscribing to you ._.

[SmashLiXs]

it was me. (nah i did that to someone else)

[GenericTacoMan]

It's Been a While,

Great Poop!

[Quadunit404]

That was hilarious.

[r3df1a66]

his penis is so tiny and inexperienced

[Levinous]

LMAO

Excellent voice mixing. Hilarious.

[WiiNutt]

GREAT YOU ARE BACK AGAIN

[Pablo31802]

Oh.

Great a new video

[Coolcat202]

finally david betrays his dad

[sappinmysentry]

wow David probably saw it many times