How to Make a Horror Movie 101

[sexychunkyboy]

this looks my house hahaha

[lokeydaniel]

wow, what ratio of footage to final cut? do you reshoot improved scenes? very impressive.

[MaxPayne72]

Maya is kinda hot.

[Dubbers94]

block:P

[hockeyhand8]

whats the music?

[dontfearthedark]

The music is from Technikult of Flesh

[deathtrick5]

I hear ya 0217squish. Two thumbs up.

[0217squish]

who are we talking about here? I have my favorite. They say gentlemen prefer blondes. I know I do NOW.

[dontfearthedark]

0217squish - blondes, brunettes, redheads, whatevers, we like 'em all!

[masterpimp16]

you think there's any chance of me seeing topless?

[dontfearthedark]

masterpimp16 - thats a great idea! Not sure how YT would react?

[deathtrick5]

Alexander: yeah, I don't know any normal "spiritual advisor" who looks like that

[dontfearthedark]

deathtrick5 - yeah, you and Alexander can buy your own advisor online. I think we got her on Ebay? Can't rememebr.

[alexander1485]

maya is hot

[dontfearthedark]

alexander1485 - especially when she's naked!

[alexander1485]

I'm sure shes hotter when shes doing something else while naked

[dontfearthedark]

alexander1485 - what could you possibly mean??? hehehe

[alexander1485]

i'll let you use your imagination :)

[dontfearthedark]

alexander1485 - not a good idea, I have a filthy imagination.

[alexander1485]

thats what i was hoping for

[dontfearthedark]

alexander1485 - oh good, glad we're on the same page. It's so good to be bad.

[alexander1485]

oh definitley

[deathtrick5]

poor girl. she's hungry. her stomach got ripped out.

and that intern's voice is an-noy-ing!!!

[dontfearthedark]

deathtrick5 - poor Kitty. By the way, we ate the intern just for you.

[stab2killnecks]

that chick has a bad case of tape worms.the only good way to cure that is to eat a can of exlax

[dontfearthedark]

stab2killnecks - absoluely, can you ship us a whole can please?

[0217squish]

I love Maya's face at the end...so eeevvill..

Hahah sick...

[JoeSomebody2]

As long as my parts grow back, I'd probably eat myself too. :P

[dontfearthedark]

JoeSomebody2 - you got a good point there!

[VenDeath]

It must be crazy on set of these videos. Looks like hella fun.

[dontfearthedark]

VenDeath - you got to see them when we hand out gummy worms and $8 discount passes to Sixx Flags. They bounce like little bunny rabbits!

[PikTV]

I think more people should pick on Michael so that Maya can fully elevate his chakras.

[dontfearthedark]

PikTV - probably not a good idea, he might explode and set managers that work for free are very hard to find these days.

[buzzmanbeer]

Oooo! oooo!! Are those ice cream cones? Ooooo!

[dontfearthedark]

buzzmanbeer - and quite large ones at that.

[MortimusFroghair]

p.s. i love maya

[dontfearthedark]

MortimusFroghair - yeah, Maya sure is lovable.

[MortimusFroghair]

faster stronger harder...yes yes yes

[dontfearthedark]

MortimusFroghair - our sentiments exactly!

[inyerface38]

Got the dry heaves when you all started munchin,, ugh. Did everyone get full or did you all order Chinese??

[dontfearthedark]

nyerface38 - Kitty Vicious was an ample meal.

[re11y]

First thing, Bitch get that fruit loop a Coffee Filter...

The gore took for ever, I was HOPEing for some guts not some Franco-American getting eaten out. Maybe it would be cooler if it was after a previous meal of Beef Lo Mein (that could explain the hunger the first time) and then they eat and get hungry in 20 mins, then the film would make another turn due to the pussy eating... Its so delectable, although that could just be me...

[dontfearthedark]

re11y - yeah, I hate it when the fruit loops don't know where the filters are too. Pisses me off too. Beef Lo Mein with cat is not a bad idea for next time.

[nrjpas1]

deliriously delicious! giveme, giveme, giveme more! bon appetite!

[dontfearthedark]

nrjpas1 - more coming up!

[daxpup]

Next time can I get some brains to go with those guts?

[dontfearthedark]

daxpup - of course, like peanut butter needs it jelly.

[daxpup]

Awesome. And fried maggots too? The doctor says I need to up the protein in my diet.

[dontfearthedark]

daxpup - yeah, but the gas build up can get pretty bad :(

[daxpup]

That's ok, I'll just sit next to the intern whatshername.

[dontfearthedark]

daxpup  - the intern's name was Bridgette.

[DonnaEStanfield]

ok guys i`m still hungry..can we do a lil maggots next time..The spaghetti guts didnt fill me up..What times Dinner?

I`m there!

[dontfearthedark]

DonnaEStanfield - YOur wish is our command. Maggots it is!

[PsychroLoxKit]

Spaghetti guts....hmmm...

Spaghetti always makes me think of worms, worms taste rather strange, fresh out of the earth...

I think I'd rather eat her guts...mhmm

[dontfearthedark]

PsychroLoxKit - well we had to use spaghetti and make it quite obvious for the Youtube police. U know they get all emotional and like to hit delete or ban.

[lilahbutt]

mmmmm! intestines are yummy! I love them raw like sushi! and the fact that she was awake makes it oh so much more appetizing!!

[dontfearthedark]

lilahbutt - like yourself, we like our food moving too!

[LydiaEvil]

I'm having a party soon...Could you all cater it? And maybe Maya can give some more advise.

*grins*

[dontfearthedark]

LydiaEvil - we just packed the van, where do you live?

[raiderdawg2006]

thank you for reminding us about the "other white meat" :)

[dontfearthedark]

raiderdawg2006 - you bet. we do our best to please all meat eaters.